Dream Fulfiller of the Myriad Worlds Chapter 530: Please speak well with the Zen master
"Boss, there won't be any problem!" Looking at the roster, Li Hailong casually threw soap in the middle of the yard. After a while, he had lost more than a dozen pieces of soap in the middle of the yard.
Looking at the soap scattered all over the floor, Li Hailong's face turned pale, and the hand throwing the soap trembled slightly: "Is it a little big, my eyelids keep twitching."
"Don't be afraid. How bold people are, how prosperous the land is." Li Mudao said, "We don't have so much time to fight wits and courage with the mortal monks, and while the gods in the sky can't come down, we will be afraid of them all at once. It's good for everyone to come up with a stable rear."
Nowadays, the yard has everything.
There are brothel women laughing and playing, ready to take a bath at any time; there are mirror images of them; there are also a group of dark brown, ugly-looking earth element warriors...
For the sake of safety, Li Mu played all his cards and built the Qiu Wangfu like an iron barrel.
The knuckles of Xiaoqing's knuckles were slightly white because of too much force in the hand holding the sword.
She is even more nervous than Li Hailong. She is just a snake demon who has practiced for hundreds of years. Although she usually likes to cause trouble, she is not like Li Xiaobai who opposes so many monks at one time!
Especially when Bai Suzhen and Hu Meiniang were captured by each other.
If this matter is not handled well, not only will I be unable to go to heaven, but I will also be unable to stay in the world.
Being with Bai Suzhen, Xiaoqing once felt that life was dull, but with Li Xiaobai, every moment was full of thrills and excitement, and she couldn't stand it!
Hu Xiaotong did not stand next to Li Hailong, but chose Li Mu. As the main attacker this time, Tang Bohu's side was too dangerous.
She secretly looked at Li Mu, swallowing her saliva, knowing from the city **** that the gods in the sky won't come down, Li Xiaobai is even crazier!
She couldn't imagine, where did she have the courage to bargain with a lunatic like Li Xiaobai?
I hope Tang Bohu can do more to get through this difficult time! Hu Xiaotong prayed silently in his heart.
Now, she can see that Li Xiaobai's way of doing things and skills seem to be more powerful than Tang Bohu.
But she doesn't regret her original choice. Li Xiaobai is too crazy. With him, even if he devotes himself, he will not feel safe!
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"...The problem is that you are too busy to take care of him. If you really want to talk about snatch, I can do it a long time ago, but I never did. It was you who took him step by step. Push into my arms..."
It's only been an hour since I returned to Prince Qiu's mansion and started to arrange it.
In the sky, the soap operas of Buddhist guardians have never stopped.
Li Mu didn't dare to let them stop.
As soon as he stopped, Guardian Wei Tian glowed with golden light all over his body. He wanted to subdue demons and exorcise demons. Obviously, he still hasn't fully understood...
In other words, Li Mu's mental strength is high enough to handle many things at the same time without interruption without getting tired. If it is Li Hailong, it is estimated that the game has collapsed long ago.
The classic episodes of soap operas can be long or short, the long ones are three or four minutes, and the short ones are only one or two minutes.
In an hour, the three guardians of Buddhism do not know how many classic plots they have performed, and they have not been repeated.
Let's be amazed by Li Mu, I have to say that there are really many sand sculpture plots on earth!
At this time, Yasha is playing the role of a standard green tea bitch. Every time he says a word, the children playing on the streets of Qiantang County will imitate it.
I don't know if following these sand sculpture classics for a long time, the children of this generation will grow up and sharpen the King Kong, or will the whole generation collapse...
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Hours to noon.
A bright yellow figure suddenly flashed in the courtyard of Prince Qiu's mansion, pounced on one of the bars of soap, and smashed a few bars of soap that belonged to others along the way.
Well, this is an accident, a moment of silence for the latecomers!
Li Mu glanced at the soap that was smashed by Fahai, and immediately greeted: "Xiaoqing!"
Xiaoqing catapulted to start, reached out and patted Fahai's head.
Bang!
A golden light burst out from Fahai's cassock, flicking Xiaoqing's hand aside.
The moment of lightning and flint.
Fahai has already reached out and picked up the second piece of soap that belongs to him.
Xiao Qing reluctantly hit another slap, this time with a cracking sound, obviously much stronger than the first slap.
But as her strength increased, the golden light became more intense.
Xiaoqing let out a pained cry, and the whole person flew out and fell to the ground.
Li Mu was stunned, stood up, and said: "Xiaoqing, no need, the cassock on his body is a Buddha treasure, which will automatically protect the body. After he finishes picking it up, I will talk to him a few words, if he If you still insist on going against us, it won't be too late to find a way to deal with him! You save some skills to deal with later people..."
Speaking.
He gave Li Hailong a wink.
Li Hailong understood, picked up a large handful of soap scum from the wooden barrel in front of him, and held it in his hand.
A moment.
He picked up all the ten bars of soap that belonged to Fahai, and he regained consciousness.
Look around.
Fa Hai sees Li Xiaobai on the opposite side, and his heart is distressed. For the second time, he will come as soon as he wants, and if he wants to leave, he will leave! But soon, his attention was attracted by the Buddha's three guardians who staged a soap opera.
After watching it for a few seconds, Fahai blushed and immediately withdrew his eyes, glaring at Li Xiaobai: "Fox demon, how dare you insult me as a Buddhist guardian? I..."
Li Mu also grabbed a handful of soap scum from the wooden bucket and faced Fa Hai with the most sincere smile: "Master Fa Hai, please speak well."
Fa Hai's voice stopped abruptly, he looked at the soap scum in Li Xiaobai's palm in horror, and the unbearable past suddenly came back to his mind, his pupils shrank suddenly: "Fox demon, you dare?"
Li Xiaobai made a gesture and smiled, "Master, believe it or not, when I let go of my hand, will you pick up soap and find it?"
Fine beads of sweat ooze from Fa Hai's bald head, and it shone densely in the sun. He looked at the two fox demons on the opposite side and the wooden barrel in front of them. The bitterness in his heart became more and more intense. Thinking about if they throw soap lather~IndoMTL.com~ he rolls his cassock, can he wipe out the soap scum in the shortest time.
But when he looked up and saw the soap bars in the yard, he pressed his heart again, he didn't dare to gamble, there was too much soap.
Unless you can kill the opposite fox demon with lightning speed, otherwise, the initiative will always be in the opponent's hands.
The demon's spells are so bullying!
Xiaoqing walked past Fahai and gave him a sympathetic look. Then, holding a blue steel sword, she stood back to Li Hailong's side. Although she couldn't break Fahai's cassock, she still wanted to protect Tang Bohu's Responsibility.
Once Tang Bohu had an accident, he would be gone.
Li Mu calmly said, "Master, can we have a good talk?"
"There is nothing to talk about when people and demons are not at odds with each other." Fa Hai pretended to be tough, "Fox demon, you are using the body of a demon to harass the world, aren't you afraid of divine punishment?"
Li Mu glanced at Fa Hai and smiled, "Master Fa Hai, do you see the hot oil pan over there? Soap can be thrown into it; can you see the dung bucket in that corner? Soap scum can be thrown in there? ;Have you seen the women behind the veil? To tell the truth, behind the veil is a ready-made bath tub. Those women can start bathing at any time, using our soap! If the Zen master can't speak well, he can take a bath from these three places. Pick a place to pick up soap!"
The yamen looked at Fa Hai with great interest, and occasionally glanced at the tent. Although the methods provided by Li Mu were very ornamental, one of them was dirty and the other was miserable.
They would prefer to see Zen Master Fa Hai forcibly break into the tub to pick up soap, maybe they can also take this opportunity to feast their eyes.
After all, their salaries are not high, and those oiran ladies have only heard of it, haven't seen it, and played with it!
Fa Hai blushed protrudingly and pointed at Li Mu: "Shuzi, it's too deceiving!"