Dream Fulfiller of the Myriad Worlds Chapter 779: chaos
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"Have you heard? The Bull Demon King was killed, his head was abandoned in the wilderness, and his body disappeared."
"It is said that the Queen Mother ordered the God of Cookery to come down to study new dishes in order to hold a peach feast. The Bull Demon King was brutally slaughtered, and after being selected into the recipe, she was carried away by the God of Cookery and disappeared without a trace."
"How could there be a fake? I saw it with my own eyes. The God of Cookery is a woman who looks better than Chang'e. She wears a neat white short skirt. The kitchen knife in her hand was made by Lao Jun with Jiutian Xuantie. It weighs 9,600 catties. She has a cultivation base that penetrates the sky and the earth, and she is much better than Erlang. That day, when she just descended into the world, she met the Bull Demon King, and when she saw Hunting Xinxi, she scolded her with a 'bah, what a meat'.
Speaking of which, holding a kitchen knife, bullying him forward, a kitchen knife flying up and down, killing the bull demon king with numb hands, losing every step of the way, and finally had to show his true shape and work hard, who knows that the God of Cookery is waiting for this moment, in The instant the Bull Demon King appeared, he raised his knife and fell, and a huge bull's head was chopped off like a melon and vegetables..."
"Fragrant, the meat skewers are really fragrant. After the God of Cookery and his party tried the dishes with the Bull Demon King, they discarded a lot of grilled skewers, and I grabbed one. I have to say, it's really a rare delicacy in the Three Realms. Take a bite of that meat skewer, and your soul will fly away, as if there are many calves licking you, that taste will not be exchanged for a Jade Emperor!"
"It is said that when the God of Cookery is cooking, the colorful light rises into the sky, and the aroma reaches the nine days. The gods in the sky are really good fortune..."
"Dragon liver and phoenix marrow, chicken tongue, bear paw, donkey blood, wolf heart, snake soup... These are all ingredients that have been included in the menu of the God of Cookery. If you have these relatives and friends at home, hide as soon as possible, otherwise, you will encounter God of Cookery, you can't escape a knife..."
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Li Mu led the people to build the Jingtan Temple and cultivated the team's tacit understanding these days.
The murder of the Bull Demon finally spread in the demon world.
The movement of Makino Bing-roasted beef head meat was too loud to hide.
What's more, they didn't clean up the bull's head they left behind, and left a lot of unfinished meat skewers at the scene.
The goblins didn't see the truth, and heard a vague story from the mouth of the mountain god, coupled with the fragrant kebabs as evidence.
A fictitious God of Cookery was invented in this fashion.
The rumors are serious, one by one, and they are getting more and more intense.
In a short period of time, a storm was set off in the demon world.
The monsters are all in danger.
Buddhist Journey to the West, a large number of monsters in the mortal world were cleared. The big monsters with names and surnames were either taken away by the gods in the sky, or killed by Sun Wukong, and there were not many big monsters left.
In just a thousand years, the monsters that have regrown are still not enough.
Now, looking at the meaning of the Queen Mother, it seems that she intends to clean up another wave in the name of the God of Food...
For a while.
The monsters who heard the rumors are looking for a place to retreat and hide, for fear that the God of Cookery will come to the door and send them to the sky to make dishes for people.
It is also like the Demon King Jiao and the Demon King Peng who had sworn to Sun Wukong when they first avoided Yang Jian's governance of the weak waters, and then escaped the great monsters who traveled westward. Against this **** fate.
For a Peach Party, I specially sent the next God of Cookery to collect the ingredients. The Queen Mother is so deceiving...
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Cuiyun Mountain, Bajiao Cave.
Sad news.
Princess Tie Fan accidentally broke the tea cup on the table. Her face turned pale, and she clenched her fists hard: "Uncle Jiao Demon King, what are you talking about, Lao Niu... Lao Niu was really taken away by the God of Cookery?"
"Sister-in-law, Tuoluoshan Mountain God saw it with his own eyes." Demon King Jiao clapped his hands with a heavy expression on his face. The two little demons carried a tree trunk and placed it in the banana hole. There are only two pieces of meat skewers left, because the meat pieces have turned black after these days, but the moment they were brought in, the inside of the plantain cave was instantly covered with fragrance.
The moment she saw the piece of meat, Princess Tiefan's emotions collapsed. When she stood up, she couldn't help shaking: "Uncle Jiao Demon King, this is..."
"A kebab made from Big Brother Niu's meat." The Demon King lowered his head, preventing Princess Tiefan from seeing his rolling throat, and sighed, "I went late that day, Big Brother Niu's meat was already there. After being divided up, I killed a jackal that shared food, and then I took this bunch from their mouths. I also brought back Brother Niu's skull and put it outside the cave. Sister-in-law, Brother Niu was indeed killed. The God of Cookery caught it."
"I haven't come back for hundreds of years, and as soon as I show up, I've been exposed to such a calamity, killing a thousand knives..." Princess Tie Fan stared at the meat, tears rolling down her cheeks uncontrollably. "Uncle, Lao Niuhe... is he still alive?"
"Alive." The Demon King nodded, "The Mountain God saw that he was taken away by the God of Cookery. When we were investigating the God of Cooking these days, Brother Niu should have been taken to the Jingtan Temple by them."
"Jingtan Temple?" Princess Tie Fan was stunned, "Pig Bajie's dojo?"
"Yes." The Demon King said, "When they entered the Jingtan Temple, they never came out again. The little monsters who were investigating were afraid of smashing grass and scaring snakes, so they didn't dare to approach. The aroma is indeed cooking."
"Damn monkeys, our mother and son are separated from each other, and we cannot see each other for a hundred years. Huoyanshan forced me to lend me a banana fan, which extinguished the 800-mile Huanshan Mountain and cut off my offerings. Now there is a collusion with the God of Cookery. Together, I will harm my husband." Princess Tie Fan was furious, "stop, stop, stop, today I will go out and fight him to death and the net will break the net and turn him upside down..."
"Sister-in-law, don't be impatient." Looking at the impulsive Princess Tie Fan, the Demon King Jiao was overjoyed and said, "Sun Monkey has entered Buddhism and studied Buddhism in Mount Emei. It has been hundreds of years since he appeared in the world. I'm afraid it has nothing to do with him, although it is rumored that the God of Cooking is ordering the Queen Mother to prepare food for the Pan Tao Club.
But Demon King Peng and I feel that there is something else hidden in this matter. Is he a cook? There's something weird about Brother Niu..."
"How do you say?" Princess Iron Fan asked.
"Sister-in-law, we don't think the God of Cookery is from heaven." The Demon King lowered his voice.
Princess Iron Fan was stunned.
The Demon King said sternly: "This time, I came to my sister-in-law. First, I sent a message from Big Brother Niu for my sister-in-law. Second, I wanted to use my sister-in-law's hand and the good money boy to go to Jingtan Temple to investigate and find out. What kind of character is that God of Cooking. Now the red boy is a Guanyin sitting down boy, and he does not dare to give face to the God of Cooking..."
After the impulse passed, Princess Tie Fan gradually calmed down. She took a deep look at the Jiao Demon King and sat back on the stone bench: "Uncle, please come back, let me think about this again."
"Sister-in-law take care." Demon King Jiao achieved his goal without talking nonsense. After saying goodbye to Princess Tie Fan, he turned around and left the Banana Cave.
Watching the Demon King leave, Princess Tie Fan abruptly stood up, paced back and forth in the cave, and said angrily, "King Niu, you really made a group of good brothers, not only did you not want to rescue after an accident, We also have to use our children to lead the way. We have no eyes and we deserve to be grilled into kebabs. It's better for me to eat them than others, and I'll kill you, a **** who abandoned his wife and children..."
Walking in front of the meat piece, Princess Tie Fan paused for a while, then suddenly grabbed the blackened piece of meat and bit it hard.
Hmm! ?
A voice that hadn't been uttered in hundreds of years gushed out of her nose involuntarily.
She couldn't help hugging the piece of meat, buried her head in it, and murmured, "Old Niu, this is your meat...Dead ghost, huh...I really want to bite you to death..."
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The same scene also happened in Jilei Mountain, the cave house of the jade-faced fox.
The jade-faced fox was more impulsive than Princess Tiefan, and fainted the moment he saw the beef skewer.
When she woke up, she resolutely closed the cave, carrying a piece of fragrant beef on her back, and embarked on the journey to save her husband, the moment she went out.
In the clouds, countless eyes stared at her to ensure that she made mistakes along the way, and finally couldn't find Jingtan Temple...
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A large piece of roasted beef was placed on the Jade Emperor's desk.
In the Lingxiao Palace, the immortals could not stop swallowing their saliva, resisting the aroma that came upon them.
They are immortal gods aloof. They have tasted the nectar and jade liquid and delicious delicacies, but they did not expect to lose their temper on this piece of barbecued meat of unknown origin. Why is there such a delicious food in the world? The smell alone shook their hearts.
"Li Jing, where did this thing come from?" The Jade Emperor twisted his long beard, took the opportunity to lick his lower lip, and asked.
"Go back to Your Majesty, from the lower realm." Li Jing said.
"Of course I know that I came from the lower realm, wouldn't I know that there is such a delicious food in Heaven?" Jade Emperor faithfully played the pedantic character, glaring at Li Jing angrily, "I just want to know this. What's up with the barbecue? Who made it?"
Yang Jian's fist hidden behind his back tightened and loosened. He sealed the mouths of all the guards in the heavenly court and forcibly suppressed the matter of the seven-colored light penetrating the Nantianmen. He thought it would be delayed for a while.
But as soon as he entered Lingxiao Hall, the meat of the Bull Demon King was placed in front of the Jade Emperor, and he was caught off guard in an instant.
"Niangniang, don't you know?" Li Jing looked at the Queen Mother suspiciously and asked in surprise.
"If you want to say it, just say it." The Queen Mother slapped the table, "What kind of words are you talking like?"
"Your Majesty, Niangniang." Li Jing was stunned for a moment, then said sternly, "This piece of meat is roasted from the head meat of the Bull Demon King, made by the God of Cookery. It is said that the God of Cookery was sent by the Queen Mother to the lower realms to collect ingredients in the mortal world, For the Peach Club to enjoy..."
"The God of Cooking?" The Jade Emperor frowned and looked at the Queen Mother, "When will there be a God of Cooking in Heaven?"
"Your Majesty, I don't know either." The Queen Mother said, she slapped the table heavily and shouted, "Li Jing, when will there be a God of Cookery in Heaven, please tell me quickly, what's going on?"
"The maiden doesn't know, and the minister doesn't even know." Li Jing said, "Your Majesty, the meat was discovered during the inspection of Liuding and Liujia, and it was sent to heaven..."
"Then declare Liu Ding Liu Jia." The Queen Mother angrily said, "I want to see, who pretends to be my will to do evil in the lower realm, and even proclaims himself the God of Cookery.
A moment.
God Jiazi brought Wang Wenqing into the temple. After figuring out the situation, he killed the Bull Demon King by the God of Cookery one by one and made it into meat skewers. All the rumors in the demon world were told.
"Is there such a thing?" After hearing this, the Jade Emperor laughed loudly, "Miss, I'm afraid there is some misunderstanding in this matter. He captured the Bull Demon King alive and even roasted him and ate him. This God of Cookery is also a wonderful person. I smell this piece of meat is really fragrant, and my greed is hooked. Why don't we just make mistakes, pass a will, call the God of Cooking to heaven, sing fake dramas, give him a God of Cooking, and let you The peach blossoms will change into different patterns, giving the immortal world a different peach clan..."
"Your Majesty's words are very true." The Queen Mother smiled, "If he passes the test, it is not impossible to give him a God of Cookery. However, the God of Cooking can capture the Bull Demon King alive, and I am afraid that he will not be willing to be a cook. , the concubine thought that this matter had to be discussed in the long run..."
"Niangniang is too careful, if the combat power is really as exaggerated as the legends say, it will be rewarded separately." The Jade Emperor shook his head in disapproval, and he stretched out his hand, "How about let me taste his craftsmanship first?"
Speaking, he tore off a piece of barbecue and handed it to the Queen Mother, "Miss, you can try it too."
The Jade Emperor didn't take God of Cookery seriously, Yang Jian also put his heart in his stomach, but when he turned his head and saw that the Jade Emperor was going to eat barbecue in front of all the ministers in the heavenly court, he was shocked and hurriedly stopped Said: "Your Majesty, no."
"What's wrong?" The Jade Emperor frowned.
"Your Majesty, the origin of the barbecue is unknown. It would be bad if something happened to the meal." Yang Jian was anxious, "I think it would be safer to ask someone to try the dishes first."
"The Judicial God said it is very true, the minister is willing to try the dishes for His Majesty." Nezha's eyes lit up ~IndoMTL.com~ and immediately stood up, looking at the grilled meat, eager to try it.
"The old minister is also willing to try the dishes for His Majesty." The old **** Taibaijinxing said.
"I urge you to try the dishes for Your Majesty." Xu Tianshi also stood up. He had to say that the aroma was so tempting that they couldn't bear it any longer.
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"What dishes to try?" Jade Emperor snorted coldly, "Don't think I don't know what you are thinking. Yang Jian, you are busy, this barbecue was not specially given to me, what kind of poison can it be? , I am the body of ten thousand calamities, how can I be afraid of any poison and make people laugh. It is just such a piece of meat, you try it, he will try it, what else can be left, I won't let me eat it, I want to eat it for you to see ..."
Finished.
The Jade Emperor did not hesitate to tear off a piece of meat and stuff it into his mouth.
And then.
Under the eyes of the public, the Jade Emperor suddenly floated up, stroking and scratching with a happy face: "...cow...a lot of cows are flying in the sky...I want to ride a cow..."
The Queen Mother's face changed greatly, and Fei also threw the beef aside.
The immortals who were scrambling to try the dishes just now were stunned. Looking at the Jade Emperor floating up, they were all dumbfounded. No way, it's really poisonous!
Yang Jian closed his eyes in pain. It's over, Li Xiaobai, I can't keep you!
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Jingtan Temple.
The side hall was sorted out by everyone and turned into a research room.
When Li Mu and the two returned to the side hall, everyone stood up to greet them, and Feng Gongzi's hard-core words and deeds re-established their status.
At that time.
Chenxiang was observing his saliva with a microscope under the guidance of Dr. Banner. Hearing the movement, he raised his head, his eyes were blank, and his face was not very good-looking. Obviously, the substances contained in the saliva made him feel a lot of irritation. Hearing people say it and witnessing it with his own eyes are two concepts.