Dream Fulfiller of the Myriad Worlds Chapter 965: Wrong, wrong, wrong
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"Elder Tang, please come in quickly. The old monk heard that the elder was selected by the Bodhisattva and went to Lingshan to seek the truth. He was deeply admired. Looking forward to the night, it can be considered that the elder is looking forward to it." Elder Jin Chi smiled and performed a Buddhist salute to Tang Seng.
"Old master, disciples bow!" Seeing Elder Jin Chi's face wrinkled, hunched over, and coming out in person, monk Tang hurriedly returned the salute, "This disciple has received the bodhisattva's grace, but I have never bowed to thank you. Like a bodhisattva, I just want to thank you.”
"Elder Tang, please." Elder Jin Chi said.
"The old master, please." Tang Seng said.
On the way up the mountain.
Elder Jin Chi's eyes looked at Sun Wukong and the others behind Tang Seng a few more times, but he couldn't help frowning when he didn't see anyone carrying a package and luggage that could fit a splendid robe.
"Old homeowner, the one with the hairy face and Lei Gongzui is my apprentice. His personality is a little bit irritable, but he obeys the law and won't cause trouble. The handsome one is also my apprentice. The other two are on the way with the poor monk. , they went to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha, so they walked together, they are warm-hearted people." Tang Seng introduced with a smile.
"Everyone is polite." Elder Jin Chi nodded to everyone, and when he turned around, he glanced at the Jiuxi Chan Staff in Tang Monk's hand and said, "Elder Tang, the old monk has worshipped Guanyin for many years, and the Bodhisattva is merciful, although he doesn't mind the makeup of the pilgrims. , but as Buddhist disciples, we should pay attention to etiquette when offering incense to the Bodhisattva.”
Being with Li Xiaobai, I wouldn't eat and sleep in the open air, but after staying in the woman's embroidery room for a few nights, Tang Seng had a faint scent of powder on his body.
He thought that Elder Jinchi had smelled it, so he blushed and said embarrassingly: "What the old homeowner taught me is that I will take a shower and change clothes later, and then go to the Guanyin Hall to incense..."
Having said that, a fragrant wind rushed over.
Inside the temple gate, more than a dozen women, Yingying and Yanyan, stood on both sides, wearing garlands, all bowed to the Tang monk, and said softly, "Welcome Elder Tang to the Guanyin Temple."
"..." Tang Seng froze suddenly, his head buzzing in a circle, "This..."
Lu Ren's eyes widened suddenly, feeling excited.
Fuck!
That's it!
When he saw the banner before, he didn't feel anything, but when he saw Miss Yingbin in the Monk Temple, the feeling like a sitcom he was looking forward to suddenly came up!
Right, this is the Journey to the West that he wants, what's the point of going on a journey in its original form?
"Elder Tang, this is the monastery's rules." Elder Jin Chi remained calm and smiled, "You must use the most solemn etiquette to receive distinguished guests."
Elder Jin Chi has lived for more than two hundred years, and he has never done such unreasonable affairs in the monastery.
But the mysterious Poseidon's few words gave him enough confidence to make him believe that everything he did was right, so that even Guanyin Bodhisattva ignored it.
What's more, although he worships Guanyin, he never gets any benefit from the bodhisattva.
The way of longevity is obtained from the black bear spirit.
This time, the legendary Jin Lan cassock was given to a little-known Tang monk.
This made Elder Jinchi, who had worshiped Guanyin Bodhisattva all his life, have a little resentment, and felt that Guanyin didn't care about him as a devout believer.
Using beauty to ruin Tang Seng's practice, it proves that Guanyin Bodhisattva's vision in selecting people is not good, and it seems that he can vent the depression in his heart.
"Ten miles are different in pronunciation, and hundred miles are different in customs." Li Mu smiled and echoed, "Elder Tang, I already said that the westbound road will be different from what you imagined, think about Ruth, think about Annie , it's good to deal with it calmly..."
"Amitabha." Tang Seng was shocked, and the maids, who had visions of smiling flowers, suddenly didn't feel that the powdery air on their bodies was the same thing.
"Elder Tang has worked hard all the way. Let's have dinner first, and then I will wait for the elders to bathe and change clothes. Everything is in order, and then I go to worship the Bodhisattva, which shows my sincerity." Elder Jin Chi smiled.
"Holy monk, come with me." A handsome woman had long been close to Tang Seng, smiled at him, and stretched out her hand to take his meditation staff.
"The poor monk will come by himself." Tang monk blushed and took a step back in a hurry.
Although he has been nurtured by several romantic films, Tang Monk is still the stubborn monk in his bones.
"Does the holy monk dislike the slave family?" Tears filled the woman's eyes instantly. She looked at the Tang monk and said pitifully.
The Tang monk pondered for a moment, then gave a light salute to the woman, and said with a smile: "The female benefactor has misunderstood, the woman is delicate and weak. It is the greatest insult to the poor monk to let the woman carry heavy objects if you can. Just lead the way, and the poor monk will follow."
The woman was stunned, looking at Tang Seng's handsome face, her tears turned into a smile, and her eyebrows flashed: "As expected of a holy monk from the upper kingdom of heaven, it is really different."
I don't see a romantic movie in vain!
I don't know if I've learned to pick up girls, but I'm not as shy as I used to be when I meet a woman, and I've learned to deal with it!
Li Mu's eyes lit up, and he continued. With his good face, even one of the female monsters on the Journey to the West would not be able to escape. If he was really captured by the female monster, Tang Seng could also escape the danger on his own...
Sun Wukong was stunned, looked at Tang Seng, then looked at the woman who seemed to be emotional, and looked thoughtfully at the women around Yingyingyanyan, who were all vulgar fans, and wanted to learn from them It is unlikely that he will reach the Avenue of Love. Perhaps, he really needs to find a woman who can see well and go to the world for a while.
Bah!
Beautiful words!
Elder Jinchi feels contemptuous, but I want to see, how long can you be a monk?
……
Dining hall.
Stacks of exquisite vegetarian meals are placed on the long table.
The crowd sat on the floor.
Two young and beautiful women sat down next to Tang Seng, one woman set dishes for Tang Seng, and the other served him vegetables.
Tang Seng was sandwiched between the two women, sweating profusely, restless, and looked up at Elder Jin Chi, only to find that he was sitting there with peace of mind, opened his mouth, and let the woman next to him pick up one The greens were put into his mouth.
Elder Jin Chi smiled and nodded to him: "Elder Tang, you're welcome."
Monk Tang looked at Li Xiaobai in astonishment, as if asking, is this a monk from outside the Tang Dynasty, is this the dojo of the Bodhisattva?
"Do as the locals do." Li Muxiao looked at the embarrassed monk Tang and said through a voice transmission.
Severe cases require severe medication.
Li Hailong did the right thing, and that's how he could change Tang Seng's thinking step by step, making him feel that all the Bodhisattvas and Buddhas in Lingshan got married and had children, which is a good phenomenon.
If it is possible, he would like to have eighty-one hardships, all daughters!
……
"Boss, I'm in the backyard with the black bear spirit. If Tang Seng will give in in a while, the black bear spirit is ready to **** it." Li Mu's fingers trembled, and Li Hailong's front-line message came over, "This bear blind man doesn't know I have made up something in my brain, and I am determined to compete with Sun Wukong and show his skills in front of me. I can't persuade him. I am just like a jerk. I really want to use my hands, but I will point all at you. ."
What else could be the reason?
Murphy's Law.
As long as the worst is possible, it will definitely go in that direction...
Li Mu snorted and replied: "Don't worry, I can't fight, I have already warned Sun Wukong, don't do it."
He looked around nervously, nervously.
Tell the truth.
Although Li Hailong is on the side of Elder Jin Chi, who knows how Murphy's Law will be presented?
Because according to the current situation, it is impossible for them to bring the worst consequences for Guanyin Temple...
……
"Holy monk, open your mouth, the slaves will wait for you to eat."
Opposite.
The woman serving Tang Seng picked up a piece of tofu with chopsticks, blew it with her mouth, and gently sent it to Tang Seng's mouth, almost falling into Tang Seng's arms.
Monk Tang was so frightened that he dodged again and again: "The female benefactor, the poor monk will come by himself..."
"Holy monk." The woman's mouth was deflated, tears welling up again, and she said aggrieved, "If the holy monk does not eat, the slave's family will not treat guests well, and he will be punished by the elders later, and he will not be allowed to eat for three days. ..."
"..." Tang Seng frowned and looked at Elder Jin Chi, "Old Master..."
"Damn!"
At this moment, a loud shout came from the air.
Li Mu was shocked, afraid of what to do, Murphy's law is afraid that it should be on the head of Guanyin Bodhisattva!
"Jin Chi, Tang Sanzang, Sun Wukong, Ao Lie, come out and meet me." Guanyin Bodhisattva stepped on the auspicious cloud, suspended in the air, his face ashen.
She never imagined that she would see such a marinated scene in her dojo.
The host of the dojo actually used a woman to entertain guests and lure people to learn from the scriptures?
A moment later, the woman is afraid to get into Tang Seng's arms!
What annoys the Bodhisattva the most is the Tang Sang, who has cultivated for decades, yet when confronted with such absurd scenes, he did not scold him, but instead listened to it?
The things that happened here spread out, will the reputation of Buddhism still be lost?
……
"Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva has appeared!"
"The Bodhisattva forgives his sins, everything is arranged by the old dean, it has nothing to do with me..."
"Bodhisattva, it is Elder Jin Chi who has spent a lot of money to hire me to come and perform a play. The little girl is fascinated by ghosts. Please forgive her sins!"
Inside the hospital.
There is a commotion.
The monks of the Guanyin Temple and the women hired by the brothel formed a group, and they all fell to the ground.
In the dining hall.
"Bodhisattva!" Elder Jin Chi's expression suddenly changed, and he pushed away the woman who was acting beside him. , help!"
"Is this what you mean by going to the countryside?" Tang Seng saw everything around him, but he didn't know what was going on. He looked at the two frail women beside him, trembling all over, "Xiao Bai, you... ...you...you hurt me!"
"Junior brother, what should I do?" Monkey King asked, "However, the old grandson also accepted the bodhisattva's love and promised him to protect Tang Seng, but in the end he let Tang Seng fall into such a field, and I really don't know how to face her. ? Once you offend her, I'm afraid you will face Lingshan directly!"
"What kind of love? You are pressed by the Tathagata, and you are released by Guanyin, is this the love?" Li Mu's spirit collapsed tightly, always paying attention to the Bodhisattva in the sky, along with the sound transmission to appease Sun Wukong , "Brother, don't move, leave everything to me."
"Xiao Bai." Lu Ren swallowed, "No one is going to invite him, why is the Bodhisattva here? It's all messed up, won't we fight for a while?"
“…”
Li Mu glanced at him and ignored him. If it wasn't for his broken wish, would he have come to the Westward Journey to suffer this crime?
Xiao Bailong looked at Li Mu and thought to himself, the real Tianzun, the fake Tianzun, I'm afraid it will be revealed at this moment, he has already noticed that something is wrong, but he wants to see what this Li Xiaobai is?
……
"Boss, the black bear spirit is embarrassed, should I go out and make a few words first?" Li Hailong's front line brought news.
"Alright." Li Mu replied briefly.
Next moment.
Li Hailong's voice lingered: "Don't be annoyed by the Bodhisattva, I arranged everything in the Zen courtyard, but I was just joking with the person who took the scriptures and tried his Zen mind along the way!"
"It's him!" Lu Ren suddenly thought of the dream fulfiller who was in charge of negotiating with the monsters. He trembled in his heart, and made such a big mess, he wouldn't think he could convince the Bodhisattva, would he?
How confident is that!
"Who are you?" Guanyin Bodhisattva held the jade bottle and looked at Li Hailong cautiously.
"Born before Pangu opened the sky, he once drank tea with Sanqing, instructed the Buddha to preach the scriptures, and scattered between heaven and earth." Li Hailong said with a smile.
"Do Buddhism and Your Excellency have any grudges?" Guanyin Bodhisattva asked.
"No hatred, no grudges." Li Hailong said, "On the contrary, I still have some friendship with the ancient Buddha, Tathagata and others..."
……
"Xiao Bai, his background is so big?" Lu Ren looked at Li Mu in disbelief, "Is he a giant who survived from the flood to the present?"
"Ancient Great Master?" Sun Wukong murmured, and asked through voice transmission, "Xiao Bai, what's going on? You didn't arrange the affairs of Guanyin Temple? Who is he? A friend of the Patriarch?"
Do it!
Li Mu shook his head vigorously, trying to get rid of distracting thoughts.
At the moment when Li Hailong opened his mouth.
He suddenly had the strange idea that Li Hailong was the incarnation of an ancient **** who entered the Dream Realization Company.
If it wasn't for him clearly knowing the role of Dihua's skills and Li Hailong's past experience, at that moment, he even killed Li Hailong, trying to kill him, in order to maintain the order of the dream company and his status... …
Murder?
Uncontrolled brain tonic!
Damn!
Li Mu's face changed greatly, and he flew out and rushed out. He looked up and saw that the Bodhisattva's right hand had already moved the willow branch in the jade vase, without hesitation for a moment.
MV visualization skills have been thrown out.
Guanyin Bodhisattva and Li Hailong were transferred from the sky to the ground at the same time.
The prelude sounds.
The two are like a sad couple, facing each other in the rhythm of the music.
Sun Wukong, who rushed out after seeing this scene, couldn't help looking around, looking for the source of the music, but he couldn't find it. He looked at Bodhisattva and Li Hailong strangely, and his face was full of doubts: "Xiao Bai, what's wrong? "
"Fuck!" Lu Ren was stunned. Others were not familiar with it. How could he not know that this rhythm was clearly a popular song?
"Bodhisattva!" Tang Seng was stunned~IndoMTL.com~ froze at the door of the dining hall, wondering if he should see the Bodhisattva. The Bodhisattva in front of him and the person who passed on his cassock were completely two people.
Music.
Everyone was stunned, staring blankly at Bodhisattva and Li Hailong.
Next second.
The Bodhisattva suddenly raised his head, looked at the sky forty-five degrees, and his red lips lightly parted: "You always say it's my fault, but you are too selfish, and you are accustomed to being silent when arguing, how can you solve your doubts— "
As the Bodhisattva sang, the two naturally separated. Li Hailong sat on the ground in a daze, while the Bodhisattva lay flat beside him, staring at the sky, like a quarreling couple...
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