Dream Fulfiller of the Myriad Worlds Chapter 987: Come on
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Agreed to learn from the scriptures, but in the end, they all went to marry their wives, and they were still rushing. Did you all find something wrong?
A pirate ship, this is a pirate ship!
If I knew this earlier, why not turn into a horse in the first place?
You can't force a horse to marry!
Xiao Bailong looked at Li Xiaobai and was frightened. You always have to fight against Buddha, don't take me as a gunner!
"Ao Lie, after Lingji Bodhisattva left, the Buddhist scriptures group is already a whole on the Tathagata's side, don't make a mistake." Li Mu's voice transmission resounded in Xiao Bailong's ears in time.
Journey to the West, the Dragon Race is a humble existence, anyone can step on it.
If it wasn't to appease the little white dragon and take the initiative to find love, Li Mu's methods would not be so gentle!
Li Mu thought that the gentle method was like a thunderbolt in Xiaobailong's heart. He squeezed out an ugly smile: "In this way, Ao Lie will thank Lingshan Buddha a lot."
People are under the eaves and have to bow their heads.
Li Xiaobai is a big boss who dares to fight against the entire Lingshan Mountain. After all, Xiaobailong didn't dare to fight him hard, but he made up his mind to perfunctory things first.
It's not up to him to find a wife or not.
If you can't find it, you can't find it. If you don't drink water, you can't press your head!
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"...or come directly to my house
Take me to another meal
Chat with me
Better help me find a wife
Better help me find a wife..."
More than three minutes are very short, and the sad and helpless singing of Sha Seng gradually ends.
The lyrics are also in line with the situation. Everyone in the study group listened to the song and had their own thoughts. However, they were basically thinking about the daughter-in-law.
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Withdrawing from the avatar of the MV, Sha Seng looked terrified. He held the Demon Slayer Staff in front of his chest and stared at Li Xiaobai: "Who are you? What did you do to me?"
Li Mu smiled, put his hands behind his back, and stood indifferently: "Sha Wujing, I am Lingshan Buddha, incarnated as Li Xiaobai, walking in the world, saving the true Buddha."
"Brother Sha, don't be angry with Lingshan Buddha. Does Guanyin Temple know? In her territory, Bodhisattva was forced to sing two songs, and then she made a bet with Lingshan Buddha. The content of the bet is not Move one knife and one soldier to walk westward. If it weren't for this restriction, you wouldn't have a chance to stand here..."
After being awakened by Li Mu, Lu Ren's initiative suddenly increased.
In order for the wish to be fulfilled, the members of the sutra-observation team must be indispensable. Li Mu sings a black face to toss the sand monk, and naturally needs him to sing a red face to ease the atmosphere, and the situation cannot be allowed to remain stalemate.
Because of work, Lu Ren is good at mediating various conflicts and disputes.
Especially to mediate the contradictions created by Li Xiaobai, it is quite simple, basically no need to persuade, even bluffing is enough.
After speaking, the monk Sha looked at the so-called Lingshan Buddha Li Xiaobai in astonishment. Can't even Guanyin Bodhisattva help him?
"Lu Ren, you're wrong. Don't do good for small things, and don't do evil for small things. It's not because I bet that I'm merciful, it's me who is merciful." Li Mu smiled slightly, sympathetic Looking at Sha Seng, he corrected, "Even if Wu Jing really leaves, I will not be like the Jade Emperor, who will pierce Wu Jing's flying sword. The power in the Three Realms is too strong, I should lead by example and use my own power to influence this injustice. As long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a beautiful world.”
"It's good, it's good." Tang Seng folded his hands together and became more and more firm towards the Buddha.
"..." Monk Sha looked at Li Xiaobai stupidly, is it a threat? Not a threat! Can I go, can you tell me the truth? !
Xiao Bailong squinted at the two people who sang and sang, and slandered them. If they didn't agree with each other, they turned people into dogs. Even if they wanted to be arrogant, they could not be arrogant!
You can get rid of Gao Cuilan's restraint, the bright and upright pick-up girl, the haze of Zhu Bajie swept away the past few days, and compete to express: "Junior Brother Sha, you don't know, the mouse essence yellow wind monster that Huang Fengling Buddha sat down on is blocking the road and wants to eat us. The master's meat was exchanged for immortality. As a result, Lingji Bodhisattva, holding the flying dragon staff and the fixed wind bead, refused to help, guess what?"
"You have already said before that Lingji Bodhisattva has become a dog." Sha Wujing's spirit was a little dazed.
"Naturally, he turned into a dog. But that's not an ordinary dog. Lingshan Buddha personally took action and turned him into a dog, which is equivalent to a seal. With his own skills, he can never change it back."
Zig Bajie boasted on Li Mu's behalf, "At that time, Hui'an practitioners under the Guanyin Bodhisattva's door were watching, but they didn't even dare to fart, and just watched Lingji Bodhisattva turn into a dog. Not only that, up and down Huangfengling, there are tens of thousands of monsters all over the mountains and plains, Lingshan Buddha does not move his shoulders, does not wave his hand, whether it is a wolf worm or a tiger and a leopard, all of them have turned into wild dogs in that instant, and no one can escape. .”
"If you don't have a sword, you won't be a sword." Li Mu echoed with a smile, "I'll keep my word."
Dense beads of sweat emerged from Monk Sha's forehead, and he remembered a group of dog spirits whizzing past the Liusha River that day.
If it was just one or two dog spirits, he would cut it off and eat it.
But at that time, a group of dogs flew over, hiding under the quicksand river.
Two famous bodhisattvas, tens of thousands of monsters who were turned into dogs, quietly sealed him up to sing magic...
This kind of spell is not much better than Buddha's!
For a while.
Monk Sha was in a trance, sweating like rain: "Lingshan Buddha, disciple..."
"Go back to the team!" Li Mu smiled slightly, "You can control your own destiny if you stay. When you return to Liushahe, Guanyin will naturally no longer care about your life and death, and I will no longer interfere with your life. You In the future, you can only be a monster in Liusha River for a lifetime, and watch the world change. You were once the general of the rolling shutters in the heaven, so why should you fall down and be a monster all the time? Fate fights."
"Yes, Lingshan Buddha." Monk Sha looked at Li Mu, struggled for a long time, put away the demon-suppressing staff, and jumped back to the deck.
Li Xiaobai, the so-called Lingshan Buddha, said it lightly, but looking at what he did, he really didn't look like a gentleman.
Monk Sha has long understood that all the people Li Xiaobai met, those who didn't listen to him or opposed him were either compromising or turning into dogs.
Everything depends on the result.
No matter how nice Li Xiaobai said, the result was that those who opposed him did not end well.
Looking at Lingshan Buddha with a gentle smile, Sha Seng was extremely hard. As long as he dared to leave, the dog-changing technique that even Lingji Bodhisattva could not crack would fall on him.
If you turn into a dog and go back to the sand river, you really don't have the day to come out.
Why gamble on this possibility?
He is just a small person, but he doesn't think his magic power will be higher than that of two bodhisattvas. He would rather offend a bodhisattva than a villain!
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Finish Monk Sha, and continue westward with the boat.
There are still two days until the day for the Four Sages to test the Zen mind set by the Tathagata.
So.
The speed of the boat is not fast.
After Li Mu figured out his arrangement for everyone, finding love became the primary task of the scripture group.
As a result, after the daily love film and television drama, the study of books such as "The Collection of Chasing Women", "Love Bible" and "A Little Understanding of Love Psychology Everyday" has also become a compulsory course.
"Since ancient times, true feelings cannot be retained, only routines can win people's hearts. Tang Sanzang is a monk, Zhu Wuneng was banished to the mortal world for flirting with Chang'e, Xiaobailong was betrayed by a woman, and Sha Wujing only knew how to cultivate and return to the root. After all, you guys are emotional idiots, and you must be trained to find true love."
Li Mu talked eloquently in the face of several people, "Love is a war without life and death, without gunpowder smoke, fighting wisdom, and talking about routines. Use some small means and skills to harvest a game that belongs to you. It's not cheating. After all, we used the routine to be with them, not to cheat for money or sex, but to let them experience a better life..."
The little white dragon has a black line.
"Lingshan Buddha's words are very reasonable." Zhu Bajie nodded frequently, "These days, the old pig has also learned something from watching movies. In the heavenly court, if you use some legitimate means to pursue Fairy Chang'e, the old pig's status at that time will be greatly appreciated. , presumably the Jade Emperor will also be fulfilled, why did it end like this?"
"Yeah!" Li Mu nodded with a smile, "Old pig, you suffer because you don't understand women's hearts. Chang'e, Erjie Ou, and even your legitimate wife, Cuilan, are separated from you. It's enough. failed."
"..." Zhu Bajie was heartbroken, he secretly glanced at Gao Cuilan, inexplicably felt a sense of dissatisfaction in his heart, even his wife was thinking about separating from him all the time, he seemed to be a bit of a failure!
Gao Cuilan spat lightly and looked at Li Xiaobai, who was talking eloquently, her eyes wandered, wondering what she was thinking?
"...Monks are not terrible, ugly is not terrible, can't speak is not terrible, don't understand women's heart is not terrible." Li Mu pointed out the characteristics of several people in turn, and rushed to give them pre-war training, "From a certain To a certain extent, your perceived shortcomings are precisely your strengths. Tang Sanzang, I know a monk named Cangying Gyatso, who is both pious and affectionate. He walks the world and leaves behind many beautiful love legends. These two When you know more about his deeds, you can use him as a template to create your own character. Once the character is established, your love will come."
"Yes, Lingshan Buddha." Tang Seng put his hands together and said calmly.
He is not a stupid person. Now that things are going on, he already feels the slightest bit wrong.
Buddhist is black, and Li Xiaobai is not necessarily white.
But as Li Xiaobai said, he has no turning back.
Unless Guanyin Bodhisattva can restrain Li Xiaobai.
Otherwise.
He could only accompany Li Xiaobai all the way to the dark, even if he was acting, he had to continue acting, otherwise, it would be a disaster for Lingshan.
"Old pig, ugly skins are not terrible, but interesting souls are more important..."
"Little White Dragon, you are handsome enough, and if you maintain some melancholy temperament, to a certain extent, you can attract the attention of some women. Of course, we won't consider monsters and gods, but you can Find it in the mortal world."
"As for Lao Sha, if you want to grab a woman's heart, you must first grab a woman's stomach. I have recipes from eight major cuisines here. You can try to learn how to cook. You can also learn some skills from movies. The Tao is that strong women are afraid of entanglement, and sometimes stalking is also a skill..."
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Li Mu, a senior straight man, worked overtime to train several straighter men in order to fulfill the client's dream.
Among the mountains.
Guanyin, Manjusri, Puxian, and the old mother Li Shan finished the manor, and each changed their shape, waiting for the pilgrimage team to pass by.
"Several Bodhisattvas, just to test Tang Seng's mind. Dasheng Sun has a delicate heart, and he won't break it when he sees it. Why are you so cautious? How can you win Tang Seng's favor with your face like this?" Mother Li Shan looked at the frowning Bodhisattvas and joked with a smile.
She doesn't know what's going on in the Nether.
The Bodhisattva invited her out of the mountain, and she came. The scripture collection was originally an arranged drama. Joining it and playing a role could also be used as an adjustment in the boring long life.
Unexpectedly, everything has been arranged properly, but several Bodhisattvas have never been able to enter the state.
"My mother doesn't know something, and the person who took the scriptures has a little situation. Please forgive me." Li Xiaobai's matter of Guanyin Bodhisattva is hidden from Li Shan's mother, but when the matter is coming, if you hide it again, something will happen. The Bodhisattva thinks It is necessary to wake up the old mother Li Shan.
"What's the situation, can you and I still cope?" Li Shan's mother laughed.
Several Bodhisattvas looked at each other in dismay, and Guanyin Bodhisattva sighed: "There was a dispute within Buddhism, and Lingshan became a Buddha on the ground. Without knowing about the Buddha, he joined the Buddhist scriptures team without authorization..."
Li Xiaobai's true identity cannot be said, and it is very easy to be used by others. Guanyin Bodhisattva chose the most favorable rhetoric for Buddhism, and reduced everything he could say to Li Shan's mother, helping Li Xiaobai to establish Lingshan Buddha. identity of.
"Lingshan became a Buddha?" Mother Li Shan frowned.
"Yes, the Dharma of Lingshan Buddha is a combination of the prayer wheels of all Buddhas, and it is pondered by itself. It is also strange in nature, and the various things it does are unbelievable. If something happens to the Zen mind this time, please ask my mother to do more. Be patient. After all, Lingshan Buddha is too important to the West." Guanyin Bodhisattva asked politely.
"Naturally." Li Shan's mother smiled indifferently, "It is not convenient for me to participate in the internal affairs of Buddhism, so I just need to play my role."
A few Bodhisattvas are talking.
The painting boat appears from the eastern sky far away.
Mother Li Shan was taken aback: "This painting boat?"
"It's the means of Lingshan Buddha!" Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled bitterly, and at the same time, she secretly prayed that nothing unexpected would happen.
"From this point of view, the character of Lingshan Buddha is indeed quite eccentric. If Tang Seng goes to the West to learn scriptures like this, he really needs to hone himself." Mother Li Shan shook her head and smiled, "Children, cheer up, We strive to call that Tang monk into the clan today and accept his painting boat as a dowry..."
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In the wild mountains.
Suddenly, a luxuriously furnished manor appeared, but everyone could feel the anomaly.
Li Mu smiled and pointed to the bottom and said: "Little Bailong, have you seen the people below? Drop the boat, let's go and disturb, by the way, verify the results of your studies these days, and start Come on, maybe your life-long affairs can be resolved today."
The reason why Li Mu took the time to train a few people's views on love is nothing more than wanting to take the opportunity of the Four Sages to test the Zen mind and completely drag the scripture group into the water!
What the Four Sages are trying to test the Zen mind, that is what he used to break the Zen mind of the sutras!
However, the ~IndoMTL.com~ plans never kept up with the changes!
The moment when the painting boat landed in front of the manor.
The high gate compound just now changed in an instant, from a mansion with carved beams and painted buildings, into an animation style that is out of tune with the world.
Blue bricks and green tiles, neatly revealing a trace of innocence, the entire courtyard is bright in color, and from a distance, it seems that there is still such a faint light.
Old mother Li Shan and several bodhisattvas who had already changed were pretending to be surprised and looked up at the painting boat in the sky. As a result, the mother and daughter became the two-dimensional images of the animated version for the first time.
The sudden change stunned everyone.
Lu Ren's eyes widened and he muttered: "Anime version!? Joined the show?"
The corners of Li Mu's eyes twitched violently a few times. He's so animated, how could he forget about this! How can I try Zen mind?