Dream Fulfiller of the Myriad Worlds Chapter 999: Blind Date Conference
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Five Village Views.
Forty-eight disciples of Daxian Zhenyuan, to be precise, forty-five disciples plus three dogs, were gathered in the martial arts field.
Li Mu sat in the middle, occupying the seat of Zhenyuan Daxian.
Beside him are two disciples, Gao Cuilan and Lu Ren, and the foursome standing aside.
"Lingshan Buddha summoned me, what's the matter?" It was Daxian Qingyu, the second disciple of Zhenyuan Daxian, who was speaking. The elder brother Qingjing was turned into a dog, and it was not appropriate to speak on behalf of everyone.
As soon as Daxian Zhenyuan left, Li Xiaobai gathered everyone on the back.
The Taoists were a little nervous, and their status as apprentices of the ancestors of Earth Immortals did not give them a sense of security.
Lingshan Buddha kept talking about compassion, but the method was too disgusting. No one was his opponent at the scene. He just sang and danced. Anyway, he was surrounded by his own people, but it was a bit uncomfortable to become a dog.
"What are you nervous about, I won't eat you." Li Mu looked around at everyone with a gentle smile, "I have a plan, and I want to ask you all."
Aren't you nervous?
The shadow Buddha came, the ginseng fruit tree fell!
You come, Master is out...
Daoist Qingyu smelled a strong conspiracy, he trembled slightly, and signaled the narrator's junior and brother to be calm, and looked up at Li Xiaobai: "Please speak."
"Daoist Qingyu, Master has promised me to influence a bunch of monsters on the westbound road." Li Mu glanced at him and said, "But after thinking about it, it is not appropriate for Daoist Zhenyuan to do this. After all, it's my ambition to make the world full of love, and it would seem dishonest to have a fake hand."
"Good." Tang Seng put his hands together.
"What do you mean by Yiling Mountain Buddha?" Taoist Qingyu asked tentatively, with an unknown foreboding.
"If you want to have love, you must first have love. I plan to solve the marriage problem of Tang Sanzang and others first." Li Mu looked back at his family's study team, "Love needs to be cultivated, and the road to the west is difficult. There are few monsters and immortals, and if the time spent together is too short, it will be difficult to achieve the goal of mutual affection."
Monk Tang lowered his head silently, in agreement.
From the Guanyin Temple to the present, he has met a few people of the opposite sex. Gao Cuilan is his apprentice and daughter-in-law. After a long time, a few people are still pretending to be Guanyin Bodhisattva, and then to Wuzhuang Temple, all Taoist priests .
If the westbound roads are all configured like this, it would be too difficult to find a suitable partner. The most important thing is to compete with a few apprentices of your own.
More monks and less porridge.
Have already had a grudge with Zhu Bajie because of a Gao Cuilan. In the future, if he continues to compete with his apprentice for jealousy because of other women, will he still have any face?
Although there is little communication with several apprentices, deep down, Tang Seng believes that he is superior to them.
He is the one who Lingshan Buddha has high hopes for.
Lu Ren looked at Li Xiaobai in amazement. He didn't know what else he was going to do. If he didn't follow the steps, could his wish come true?
Zhu Bajie's ears flickered a few times, and he secretly glanced at Gao Cuilan, his eyes rolled, not knowing what he was thinking.
"Lingshan Buddha, the younger generation doesn't understand what you mean!" Daoist Qingyu frowned and slandered, Tang Seng and others looking for a partner, what does it have to do with them, is it possible that they want to be matchmakers?
"Daoist Qingyu, I'm planning to hold a blind date meeting in Wuzhuangguan." Li Mu glanced at him and pointedly said, "You also saw that I don't have enough staff here, so I want to trouble you. You brothers and sisters, go all over the place, and invite some beautiful female fairies, gods, kings and princesses to Wuzhuangguan to participate in this unprecedented blind date meeting."
Deathly silence.
Various expressions were fixed on the faces of the Wuzhuangguan disciples.
Lu Ren suddenly raised his head and looked at Li Xiaobai, did he have to build a stage to show his talents and turn off the lights, and finally hold hands successfully! If you keep playing like this, the world of Journey to the West will be completely destroyed!
Boom!
Qingyu Daochang swallowed his saliva and wiped the sweat from his forehead: "Lingshan Buddha, this is not very good, after all, Wuzhuangguan is a clean place for Taoism..."
"It is only by borrowing the fame of the same lord in the world to hold this blind date conference!" Li Mu smiled and looked at the three dogs including Qingfeng Mingyue, "Not for Tang Sanzang, but for your fellow brothers and sisters, the blind date conference. It is also imperative. After all, they need love to restore their adult form. In Wuzhuangguan, they can only get the love of brothers and teachers, but the love between men and women is lacking and needs to be filled.”
The eyes of the dogs such as Qingfengmingyue are bulging. They are smart people. They don't understand. The key point in Li Xiaobai's words is the love between men and women.
But.
There are so many handsome brothers and sisters in Wuzhuangguan, what kind of immortals and monsters can't open their eyes, and they will fall in love with their three dogs?
"Lingshan Buddha, do you wait for Master to come back before making an agreement? Master's tutorial is fast. Even if there is a delay in Lingshan, he will return in a day or two." I can't imagine how the immortals of the Three Realms will treat them once Wuzhuangguan holds a blind date meeting. It's too embarrassing.
"I don't need to bother Daxian Zhenyuan for such trivial matters, I can make the decision." Li Mu said with a smile, "I have the grace of a living tree from Daxian Zhenyuan, presumably he won't mind if I borrow his dojo."
Bah!
Who gave you your face?
Isn't the tree deceived by your two-faced Lingshan Shadow Buddha?
Also, saving the tree is also the one that Master invited the Bodhisattva to save, and it has something to do with you!
The disciples of Wuzhuang Temple looked at Li Xiaobai angrily, clenching their fists, daring to speak out.
Tang Seng blushed, his eyes looked at his nose, his nose looked at his heart, Lingshan Buddha became more and more shameless, and he would definitely not be able to say such words.
"Lingshan Buddha, let's wait for Master to come back!" Qingyu insisted, "After all, the ginseng fruit tree has not been rescued."
"You can't trust my character, or the bodhisattva's medical skills?" Li Mu frowned, "Or maybe you don't want your brother to recover?"
Three dogs, six eyes looked at Daoist Qingyu at the same time.
"..." Qingyu Dao was speechless for a while, and said embarrassingly, "Lingshan Buddha, don't embarrass the younger generation."
"You may be able to understand my magical powers from the blind date conference." Li Mu thought for a while.
"Lingshan Buddha, the younger generation really can't be the master." Daoist Qingyu insisted.
Pfft!
The voice didn't fall.
He has transformed into a Scottish Sheepdog.
There was an uproar.
The Taoist priest Qingyu noticed the change in his body and said, "You..."
"The monks lack love, lack of responsibility, lack of understanding of people, and lack of knowledge of current affairs. After all, it is difficult to achieve great things." Li Mu looked at him with pity, and said, "You also need to experience it before you can make a difference. ."
"The devil, I'm fighting with you!" Daoist Qingyu's eyes were red, and he was about to pounce on Li Mu.
"If you think about it, if I can turn you into a dog, I will be able to solidify you in this state forever." Li Mu indifferently threatened, "It is currently the first form, and it can be restored with love!"
"..." The Scottish Shepherd stopped abruptly, with tears in his eyes, he moved his head towards Li Xiaobai and said, "This disciple knows you're wrong."
Finished.
He took the initiative to join Qingfengmingyue's team.
After that, Daoist Qingyu's mentality suddenly changed.
From a human point of view, the interests of Wuzhuang Temple should be considered, but from a dog's point of view, a blind date meeting may be a good idea.
"It's good to know what's wrong." Li Mu glanced at him, then looked at the next Taoist priest again, "Dare to ask your brother's name?"
"Lingshan Buddha is very polite, the small Taoist name is Linghui." The newly selected Taoist priest was slender, and the moment Li Mu looked over, he stiffened and squeezed out an ugly smile.
"Have you been the master?" Li Mu asked.
Daoist Linghui looked at the senior and second senior brothers who had turned into dogs, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and gritted his teeth: "Lingshan Buddha, please tell me, the younger generation is the master."
"Okay, then, we'll make a good plan, how to set up this blind date meeting, how to write the invitation, who is appropriate to send it to, and what kind of reason should be used to invite them here. Success, after all, the first impression is the most important." Li Mu smiled and glanced at him, "If you give up halfway, it will be difficult to match again."
"The Lingshan Buddha arrangement is fine." Taoist Linghui wiped his sweat and said with a dry smile, "The younger generation has practiced for thousands of years, but they don't know anything about love, so I'm afraid they won't be able to help much, doing errands and running errands. It's okay."
"The younger generation is also." Looking at Li Xiaobai, who was arrogant, the remaining Wuzhuangguan disciples said with a bitter and uneven expression.
"Look, this is your flaw!" Li Mu sighed regretfully, shook his head and said, "One person is short and three are long. We should discuss these matters."
Grab a class to seize power?
That's it!
Lu Ren looked at Li Xiaobai with a black line on his head. The Dream Realizer's style is really domineering...
"There are too few female monsters on the westbound road, so I can't say that I have to go to heaven to find some female fairies to make up the number." Li Mu said, "So we have to plan the copywriting carefully, so that those who are obsessed with cultivation understand that love is eternal. The truth is..."
Heaven, fairy?
The disciples of Wuzhuangguan looked at each other in dismay.
"Xiao Bai, is it a little too impulsive to go to heaven to find a female fairy?" Lu Ren lowered his voice and reminded, "I'm afraid the Jade Emperor will not agree, so don't attract the female fairy then, instead Heavenly soldiers and generals are here."
The cost of dream failure is too high, in order to reap the greatest benefit.
He had to consider the consequences of Li Xiaobai's actions, and the Lingshan and Heavenly Court that he provoked at the same time was almost equivalent to being an enemy of heaven and earth.
And Daxian Zhenyuan, the ancestor of Earth Immortals, was only forced to give in, not their comrades-in-arms.
At this moment, he almost thought that Li Xiaobai was going to give up his wish...
"The recruit will be recruited, so what are you afraid of?" Li Mu snorted, "It's just this way to make a name for yourself, and the road will be smoother in the future."
Taipei Jinxing and Li Shan's old mother went to heaven one after another, but they didn't get any feedback. Li Mu had to think about what the Jade Emperor thought.
Whether it's sitting on the mountain to watch the tiger fight, or secretly pondering against him.
It's not a good thing for him!
More than ten successful experiences in realizing dreams told Li Mu that taking the initiative to attack is far more efficient than passively waiting...
There are not enough monsters, so the gods are coming together, and it's too slow to try to find a few pairs of true love for the scripture team.
Obviously, the focus of the mission is to find objects for the group.
What a peaceful way to learn the scriptures is an additional clause.
Once under the pressure of Buddhism and Heavenly Court, a suitable object is assigned to the Buddhist scriptures group, then the rest of the scriptures will be a cut-off...
Fuck step by step!
Let's go step by step, and sooner or later, the big guys like Tianting Lingshan will find his weakness.
To catch everyone by surprise, to complete the task at a lightning-fast speed, and to slip away quickly is the right way.
Li Mu already has a lotus lamp and Marvel, and his desire for the back garden is not so strong.
……
Lingshan.
There is a female Yaksha snuggling beside the Tibetan Mastiff turned into a black bear essence, Qian Qian Su caresses her smooth black hair, confides in her ear, and offers her delicious food with love, and eats with her. Living with...
There are also bhikkhunis and Kasyapa's changing pastoral dogs, walking in the forest valley;
There is also a female Yaksha holding a Buddhist scripture, and she and the Bodhisattva-turned German shepherd in the room with fellow practitioners rejoices in Zen, and is extremely provocative and joyful;
More dogs transformed into bodhisattvas entered the Buddhist kingdom at the foot of Lingshan, trying to find true love in the mortal world with the body of a dog, but in return they suffered repeated misfortunes...
……
But after a few days.
Tried various methods.
A man is still a man, and a dog is still a dog.
“Respected Master, Venerable Guanyin, it’s not because the disciples are unwilling, but it’s because the disciples can’t have any love for the dog that the Bodhisattva transformed into.” Some monks approached the Tathagata to complain, “Some only have the experience of the Bodhisattvas. The sympathy of his heart, every disciple forces himself to like it, but at the critical moment, the dharma image of Venerable Kasyapa always appears in the disciple's mind..."
"The disciple only knows what he wants, but he doesn't know how to talk about love!" Xiuhuan~Xichan's Yaksha was also frank, pursing his lower lip and said, "The disciple thinks that if you want to meet Li Xiaobai's requirements, you need to forget the mind of cultivating Zen. Yes."
……
Reporting the current situation, the bhikkhunis and Yakshas withdrew one after another.
The solution of Li Xiaobai turning into a dog is too bizarre, and it will cause a bigger scandal. The Tathagata's idea is to solve it internally.
But after a few days, the effect is very poor.
Let them talk about compassion, transcend rebirth, and save suffering. There is no problem.
But when it comes to true love, it totally touches on their blind spot.
Guanyin Bodhisattva once transformed into a wonderful woman, walked around the world, made mortals recite scriptures, and promised to marry him. As a result, on the wedding night, the bride who was transformed suddenly died, leaving behind the allusions of pink and pink skeletons.
This allusion is also intended to enlighten the world, and there is no love involved.
In the end.
They don't understand love, of course, maybe they do, but they've been at the top for so long, they've forgotten what true love is!
"Venerable Avalokitesvara, what do you think?" The Tathagata asked worriedly, "Is the solution that Li Xiaobai said ~IndoMTL.com~ true or false?"
"He walks the world with love and preaches and preaches scriptures, and he will not give false solutions." Guanyin Bodhisattva sighed, "World Honored, the crux is on our side. If you are ruthless, you will become a dog. It's gone. Even if I find true love in the world, once I return to Buddhism, the next time I meet Li Xiaobai, I can't help but get caught. If I go back and forth like this, my Buddhism is in danger."
"According to the Bodhisattva, what should I do?" The Tathagata asked.
"Cut the grass and remove the root." Guanyin Bodhisattva was silent for a moment, and said decisively, "If you keep cutting it, you will suffer from chaos."
At this time.
A monk sent a message: "World Honored One, Zhenyuan Daxian is outside asking for advice, saying that he is asking about Lingshan Buddha..."
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