Drunkenly Resting Head Against Rivers and Mountains Chapter 16: I want to pick up a wife

Yang Fan is full of excitement: "This Xiao Qianyue, because of his ugly appearance and poverty in his home, so he has not been able to marry his mother-in-law ..."

The female assassin picked the thin and curvy Liu Mei: "So what?"

Yang Fan bravely courageously said: "But at the beginning of this year, he picked up a **** the road, and later ... that girl became his daughter-in-law."

Yang Fan said that it was "difficult" to bow his head, the purpose of his words has been clearly revealed.

His shy and shy appearance is exactly the normal reaction that a teenager who is forced to confide in. Yang Fan is familiar with this kind of pretentiousness, but he has been used to deal with those passionate, bold and lively Nanyang girls since childhood.

The female assassin froze.

Yang Fan said that in that era, it was by no means a rare thing. In almost every city and village, a similar thing happened: a homeless wandering woman It is too common to take in and then be the daughter-in-law.

Even after hearing the words of Yang Fan, the female assassin immediately thought of herself. Wasn't she also desperate, and almost became a child-in-law of another family?

However, before one's eyes, a seemingly pretty little thief, had the purpose of saving her back because he wanted to emulate his good neighbor named Xiao and ask for a cheap wife! He is going to pick up the female assassin who assassinated Tianhou and become his daughter-in-law! The female assassin really didn't know how to evaluate this man's whimsical and magical idea, so that he was there for a while, and he didn't answer for a while.

Yang Fan saw her silent, and his face was even redder. He scratched his head and blushed: "I was ... actually thinking so sparsely, not really ... cough, Shi It ’s right that I do n’t want to report it. You can rest assured that I ca n’t force you to do such a thing. I just thought about it ... "

Of course he could n’t tell the woman that he saved her, only because she was chased and killed by the government, and he instinctively hated the government, so he shared the enemy with her. He couldn't tell the woman that she was helplessly lying on the edge of the stream, just like him in childhood, so she was touched. She had to compile such a reason that was justifiable.

The female assassin believed it was true, and she did n’t know whether she should be angry or laughing at this time. She stared at Yang Fan for a long while, and then sighed with a smile, saying, "My feet have a life-saving grace, this great grace, I Naturally I want to repay, but ... "

Seeing the light from Yang Fan ’s eyes, the female assassin quickly added a sentence: “However, it ’s not what you think. In short, I ’ll repay you, I do n’t like the love owed to others. I ’m tired now, I want to rest Let ’s talk about it tomorrow morning, okay? "

"Good, good!"

Yang Fan learned Ma Qiao by his old lady, and he looked like he was at a loss. He rubbed his hands and smiled, "Nice, then let's go to bed first, the night will be late, and I will get up early tomorrow morning. What ’s the matter, let ’s talk tomorrow. ”Then, Yang Fan sat down on the couch and started taking off his shoes.

Female assassin exclaimed: "What are you doing?"

Yang Fan dazedly said: "Sleep, I'm just this wooden couch, you ... don't you want me to sleep in the log room?"

Does this make sense?

The female assassin put a pretty face and said, "You sleep on the ground!"

Yang Fan said: "Girl, do you make sense to reason? This is my home!"

The female assassin pressed the sword spring and made a “keep” sound. The sword popped a half-foot. Yang Fan was startled and hurried out to the floor, giving up the plan to reason with her.

The female assassin snorted softly, returned the sword to her sheath, and hugged her chest.

Yang Fan lay down on the ground with clothes and glanced at her secretly, "care" and said: "Girl, I'm afraid it's not good to sleep in wet clothes, but I'm wearing this clothes, there is really no clothes for you, if you It ’s not really bad to take off wet clothes. Anyway, when the light blows, you ca n’t see anything. ”

The female assassin did not speak, but just stared at him with those big beautiful eyes.

She figured it out, this kid is a city with some rogue habits, neither a big evil, nor the courage to really do a big evil, but it is not a good house to keep his own peace. Son, or he is still a little bit guilty about himself, maybe he can't give him a good face.

Yang Fan was overwhelmed by her eyes, and then whispered: "Isn't there a quilt yet, if you put it on, it will become ..."

Yang Fan said, and turned off the light.

As soon as the oil lamp went out, the room was suddenly ... clear.

Tonight the moon is like a hook, the sky is full of stars, Yang Fan thought it would be darker when the lights were extinguished, who knows that the interior is actually cold and frost. Yang Fan turned his head to look at the girl, and was encountering the girl's big bright eyes, even the outline of her facial features was faintly discernible.

Yang Fan "sincerely" said authentically: "Really ... I can't see, I'm blindfolded!" (slang: night blindness)

The female assassin still didn't speak, but stared at him with big beautiful eyes.

Yang Fan couldn't keep up, so he turned around and went to sleep.

The girl ’s mouth twitched twice, her shoulders were sore and her body was very weak, but somehow she actually wanted to laugh: "How come I met such a living treasure ..."

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It was just dawning, and the bells and drums were announced on the heavenly gate.

When the first drum sounded, the female assassin opened her eyes. Although she was still a little sleepy, she still could sleep with such a loud bell sound. As soon as she opened her eyes, she noticed that the man sleeping on the floor was gone. The female assassin's heart tightened, and she immediately turned over and sat up, because the action of sitting up was too violent, and the wound caused a pain.

She leaned over Liu Liu's eyebrows, sat down, and gently pressed her shoulders, looking around cautiously.

Chen Xi reflected into the room through the window frame, there was still a gray secret, the room was empty, except for a couch, a few cases and a broken box on the wall, there was nothing else , Although there are not many things, it gives people a sense of chaos to the extreme. This is an obvious characteristic of a bachelor. The house is dirty and messy. In addition to the places that the owner often touches, other places even have a thick layer. gray.

The female assassin walked to the wall, opened the broken box and looked at it. This was the only piece of furniture in this messy house like a pig's den. If, as the guy said, there was no clothes inside, it seemed that the whole set of the guy was only his one. If you wear this night jacket, go out in the daytime ...

The female assassin shook her head gently.

Although she does n’t know where the man who has never passed the surname so far has gone, she is not worried that the man will go to the government to whistle. If the man has the intention to whistle, she will not risk taking her home last night Come, just throw her into Wuhoupu. Even if he changed his mind, he could report it while she was in a coma, without waiting until now.

But can she trust this person and use this person's place to recuperate? Although this kid is slick, but he seems to have a guilty heart and no guts, don't worry that he will hurt him. But ...

The female assassin groaned slightly.

Although her mission failed, she was not worried about this. How could it be so easy to assassinate Tianhou? When he first entered the palace to perform the assassination, the son had estimated that the possibility of success was not very high, but even if only 10% Possibly, let it go.

Although it has failed today, but the internal son of Feathered Forest Guards has her own son, she can sneak into Yaoguang Temple to carry out the assassination, which is the assistance of Neying. Her failure and escape, the son must be well aware of, the son knows these circumstances, will naturally know how to adapt.

The only thing she has to do now is to protect herself, and the only thing she can worry about is that she does n’t know if the mansion will haunt the whole city. If so, will the little thief with guts and courage listen? When she said the wind, she was timid and she betrayed her.

turned to think about it, and she was down to earth again. In the past few years, Empress Wu has eliminated the kings of the Li Tang royal family one by one, even when her first and second sons became her stumbling blocks, she was killed without hesitation Lost. She arbitrarily appointed cool officials, used various titles, cleaned the ministers loyal to Li Tang, and frequently engaged in "Xian Rui" to build momentum for herself.

At this time, the Empress Wu was trying to create the atmosphere of "going to the world". How could she spread the assassination to the world, thereby promoting the arrogance of the rebel forces?

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"Bah, bah!"

The contemplative female assassin heard a faint voice in the courtyard, closed the box, and walked towards the door.

In the yard, Yang Fan is crouching by the well and brushing his teeth.

The brush handle of the cow bone, the bristles of the bristles, dipped in green salt, and brushed a mouth of pig hair.

Yang Fan spit out the pig hair in his mouth and muttered: "This toothbrush is still new. It just started to lose hair after one use. Auntie's toothbrush is really not very good, like this How can a toothbrush be sold! "

At this time, most people still brush their teeth with willow branches, and gently bite off the willow branches that were previously soaked in the water. The willow fibers inside are expended to become a small wooden comb tooth. Otherwise, use the loofah. However, toothbrushes have come out, but "toothpaste" made with Poria and other herbs has not yet been invented, and still only uses green salt.

However, this year, toothbrushes are still a luxury. Ordinary people will not spend money in this respect ~ IndoMTL.com ~ Yang Fan is near the water platform, because the old lady of Ma Qiao is just a toothbrush, which only got a few free As a result, he also became the first trial staff of Markov toothbrush.

It ’s just that it seems that this Markov toothbrush is a fake and inferior product. Not only does the bristles smell like pig hair, but the brush handle made of cow bones starts to blacken as soon as it is dipped in water a few times Where the ballast is hard, it is easy to scratch the gums.

In fact, the toothbrushes have their own secrets, such as chopping cow bones, boring bones, bundling bristles, these steps will be done at a glance. However, the chopped beef bones should be soaked in rice water for a few days to preserve it. The soaked bones should be filed with sackcloth and polished in a wooden barrel with a yellow rattan core. The toothbrush should be used after it is ready. Sulphur fumigation comes and goes and disinfects. If you do n’t say these tips, you wo n’t easily think of it.

Yang Fan grumbled and grumbled, "Squeak", the door opened.

The female assassin stood there quietly, as if it were a orchid growing in a deep valley. When she was demure, she did not have the toughness and murderousness of a female assassin.

She stood by the door, the haggard cheeks were too pale due to excessive blood loss, so that the already very fair cheeks had a translucent texture, and a few strands of hair hung on her egg white The cheeks are as clear as they are, and the skin becomes more like jade.

Yang Fan smiled and raised her hand to her, saying: "You wake up, come out, it doesn't matter, this is just a blow. No one in this workshop will be earlier than me."

His smile is very bright, the sun is shining brightly, and when he smiles, there are two shallow dimples on his cheeks. When the female assassin looks in his eyes, he actually produces a kind of "Qingbenjia, how to be a thief" feel!

P: I want to pick up a few recommended tickets! Lift your chest, but you can fall down! .