Drunkenly Resting Head Against Rivers and Mountains Chapter 472: The Absurd Decree

Yang Fan arrived in Ministry of Justice, just processed several documents, and A Nu, dressed in a Tsing Yi little hat and dressed as a little girl, walked in and said, "Lang Zhong, Shang Shu, please come over!"

There were a few officials in the room who had just received the approval. Anu's words and deeds were quite satisfactory. Yang Fan nodded, and did not show a special attitude towards her before the subordinates. He gave a few words to the few officials who had just received the reply. Then he got up and went out of the signing room accompanied by the officials, and rushed to Doulu to look forward to it.

"Yuan Fang is here, sit and sit."

Ministry of Justice Vice minister Tao Wenjie was also in Doulu Jinwang's room. Doulu Jinwang asked Yang Fan to take a seat with a smile. He casually said a few mandarins and then turned away. He couldn't wait to turn back to the topic and said to Yang Fan: "Yuan Fang, it ’s now the first month, you see when we should start? "

Tao Wenjie immediately said: "The class of cool officials at Yushitai will not fall, after all, it is the Imperial Court's heart and soul that Li is very concerned about this matter. Her Royal Highness there ..., I have asked many times."

Yang Fan knew that they had called themselves to discuss it for this matter. Although it was said that he had the lowest official position among the three, if the court officials were determined to start this battle with the cool officials, his consent was not required at all, but The weapon of the courtiers attacking Yushitai is Ministry of Justice, and in the division of labor of Ministry of Justice, he is the thug who is responsible for shirtless battle.

In this way, it is not advisable to rashly start without his consent. They are not the first time to urge Yang Fan, but Yang Fan has been procrastinating because it is not the best time. Doulu Jinwang and Tao Wenjie did not expect him to agree with them today. They have prepared some rhetoric and plan to As soon as Yang Fan refused, he continued to persuade.

But today is very strange, the two just made an opening speech, Yang Fan smiled and said: "Xiaguan has been waiting for the opportunity since he received this messenger. I think the time is about the same, let's start!"

Yang Fan this time agreed to be too happy, the official made Dou Luqinwang and Tao Wenjie stunned. Doulu looked stunned and asked immediately, "Yuan Fang, have you decided to act?"

Yang Fan nodded solemnly and said: "The days of wind and snow are almost gone. Before the spring blooms, we should also start preparing for catching pests."

Tao Wenjie said with pleasure: "Okay! Now that Yuan Fang is ready, I will arrange it immediately and act as planned."

Yang Fan said: "The two are not too happy to be too early. Although the power of Yushitai is not as good as before, it is still not a funeral dog who is screaming and beating. Especially because they are in the know The privilege of this is an advantage that the Imperial Court Baiguan and our Ministry of Justice and Dali Temple do not have. It is necessary to guard against their backlash.

Doulu looked forward to twisting his beard and smiled optimistically: “It ’s okay, the officials in North Korea and China are very smart, and as long as we are here, Li Xiang will say hello to them, everyone. The air is twitching, taking care of each other, and will Yu Shitai get a chance? "

Yang Fan smiled faintly, and said: "The 100 officials of the DPRK and the Central People's Republic of China are not too big, but it is difficult to ensure that all are as clear as water and bright as a mirror. It is not entirely based on these skills. Moreover, Lai Junchen has been relegated because of torture and confession, and conviction of evidence. With this lesson, will the people at Yushitai be careless? "

Dou Luqinwang and Tao Wenjie glanced at each other, and the smile on his face faded away.

Yang Fan said seriously: "One thousand murders and eight hundred self-harms. Wanting to eradicate the poisonous tumor of Yushitai, he was completely unharmed, it was wishful thinking. The group of people in Yushitai turned out to be a group of people who eat people and do not spit bones. The wolf is now a group of hungry and mad dogs. As the saying goes, rabbits are anxious and bite, not to mention they still have fangs and claws. "

Tao Wenjie took a long breath and said in a deep voice: "In order to eliminate **** for the country, An Neng did not sacrifice? If some officials are not enough to check, then they can't care about it!"

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After about half an hour, Tao Wenjie and Yang Fan left Doulu Ching Wang ’s signing room. After another half hour, some tolerances left the three of them, some went to Dali Temple, some went to the political affairs hall, and some changed into the clothes of the long-distance travel, riding a tall horse, and carrying official documents. Bag, hit the horse and left Luoyang city.

A similar situation happened in the Ministry of Justice government office every day before, so no one noticed what is different today, let alone know that something will happen soon.

Afternoon, Yang Fan left the Ministry of Justice yamen and rode a fast horse to the White Horse Temple.

He has been procrastinating for a long time, and it was only because of the first lunar month that the Imperial Court government departments and divisions returned to normal. Some officials in the field were still on the way back. A farmhouse will do happy events for its children and grandchildren, and they will not choose when the farm work is busy or the elders of the family are running away, not to mention the people in Yushitai.

So Yang Fan has been waiting, waiting patiently, and wants to wait for the best time.

The three river and lake scammers who lived by themselves as living gods and successfully obtained Wu Zetian trust inspired Yang Fan.

People who are dog robbers and dog robbers can do great things as long as they make good use of them, as long as the means are clever and the timing is right. Yang Fan wants to use these three scammers to make a big article, and now launches an attack on Yushitai, just to cover his plan for Young Master Jiang, which can be said to accomplish two things with one stone.

On the Yishui River, the boat is rippling. In the clear river water, you can clearly see a group of fish swimming over. The sun shines on the fish through the clear river water. The fish scales reflect the sunlight and reflect the water scales.

The old fisherman who had fished all his life grabbed the fishnet and sprinkled it skillfully and gracefully. The fishnet opened in the air, and a light shadow appeared on the surface of the water, but the fish under the water did not realize that the catastrophe was coming, they still Get together, swimming and dancing happily ...

Luohe has been banned from fishing since it was named Shenhe, but Yishui is not the case. Some Luoyang common people who lived on fishing for a lifetime and did not have the financial resources to divert or no other survival skills, made Yihe the only survival basis for themselves.

Fortunately, Yishui itself is fertile, and although most of the fish have a fixed range of living, and will not migrate around with the current, there will still be some fish that will swim into Yishui, adding to this Coming up on the river, barely guaranteeing the survival of these fishermen.

The fishnet was dragged onto the boat, and the gleaming silver fish were desperately jumping in the cabin. The fishermen on the boat next to them looked at the old fisherman with envy. Not everyone is as experienced as he is. You can just block the fish's indecisive destination, so many fish are caught on the net.

Yang Fan was also watching Qiaotou happily, watching the old fisherman go down on the net, and the fishnet was blowing in the wind, and slowly fell into the water. The group of fish dropped into it as if they had actively entered the net. He laughed happily.

He really hopes that he is the fisherman with the very old fishing experience, and those huge officials and the massive potential of Young Master Jiang in Yushitai are like the group of swimming fish, and they will throw themselves into the net. He is about to see Xue Huaiyi at the moment, and this scene seen at before one's eyes is a good sign!

But his happy heart did not last long, a group of Tsing Yi soap boots suddenly appeared on the shore, shouting to the fishermen on the river, Yang Fan, who wanted to circle the horse away, froze again. , He did not know what happened.

The fishermen on the water did n’t know what happened, but the lord greeted him, but no one dared not to listen. One fishing boat came to the beach one after another, and the fishermen gathered to the tolerance, nodded their heads with their smiles, but ended up Tolerance heard a thunderous news on a sunny day.

"Can't be like this, I beg you guys, please help me, let Xiaomin pick some fish and shrimps to live. We bitter hahas rely on this river to support our families, can you live fish and shrimps hungry Die common people! Cangtian, isn't human life worth the price of livestock? "

The fishermen knelt down on the shore and knocked their heads like pounding garlic. They did n’t dare to resist the official. They could only cry with tears, but the plea had no effect. Each fishing boat was overwhelmed by the messengers. The fresh fish was poured back into the water, some fish flicked their tails, and gradually recovered their vitality, while some fish that had died of suffocation floated on the water.

Those messengers are also helpless. This decree obviously does not serve the interests of all people. Although these tolerances do not depend on fishing for their livelihood, they also have a festive occasion at home every year. Want to cook a piece of fat fish and drink it, in the future ... People all over the world should be vegetarian?

The white-collared leader can only sigh helplessly, and said to the fishermen: "This is the will of the saint, who dares to resist? The saint said, from now on, no killing is allowed, but ... dead You can still eat the fallen animals. Well, you can fish up the fish that have no gas in the water, "..."

The head of the class fell, and the fishermen had no time to take off their clothes. Ye Ye Ye Tom jumped into the river and fought desperately to pick up the fish. The shift leader sighed and turned around to command his subordinates: "Sink these fishing boats, and the nets are scratched ..."

Yang Fan was standing at the head of the bridge. He did n’t listen to the answers on the shore. He saw this strange scene and quickly got off the bridge and hurried over to ask what happened.

Zhang Tuhu in Nanshi fastened a big fat pig to a blood-stained chopping board, and asked the young apprentice to put a large wooden tub under the pig's head. This young apprentice just accepted the next month, and he learned pig killing skills from him. The child was clever and sensible. Zhang Tuhu liked him very much.

Zhang Tuhu has no son. He intends to pass on the skill of killing pigs to this little apprentice. When the child grows up, if he can get peace with his baby daughter, he will be hired as a son-in-law, so he teaches More and more attentively: "Boy, you have studied with Master for a month, do you know **** a pig? Come, today you come, yes, just take a knife from here ..."

Butcher Zhang let the young apprentice hold the ox-ear sharp knife under the neck of the fat pig, and the heart of the pig was on the front leg. Stabbed in this position, the blood was clean. His apprentice has beat him for a month, this is his first apprenticeship.

Unfortunately, the apprentice has no chance to stab it.

The door of the courtyard was kicked open suddenly, several bureaucrats rushed in, holding steel knives, murderous-looking, startled Zhang Tuhu and his apprentice, they stood there and did not dare to move, They thought that these government officials had misunderstood some letters and wanted to come to his house to pick up thieves. If they dared to move at this time, they would be squandered.

However, they were surprised to see that these tolerances were not for people, but for pigs. A bureaucrat rushed up, his hand fell, and with two clicks, he cut the rope that tied the pig, and the fat pig turned to the ground, hummed, and fled.

Butu Zhang stunned and said: "Several grandfathers, you are ..."

A catcher came slowly and looked at some fat pork hanging under the corridor. He said loudly: "The sage has a purpose. From now on, he will not be killed. Butcher Zhang, put down the butcher knife and stand as a Buddha.

"Pap!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he was slapped with a slap in the back of his head. A trapper who seemed to be a small leader glared at him, and said to Zhang Tuhu: "The saint is a reincarnation of Maitreya, compassionate, and has already given the decree, starting today It is forbidden to fish, hunt and slaughter people, kill all innocent creatures, Minger will not even sell meat, you can't do this job. Cough! This is a pig that has been killed under the gallery, then there is no way, the left half I ’m asking for it. It ’s cheaper. If you ca n’t sell it today, you wo n’t have a chance tomorrow. ”

Zhang Butu stood there with a blank face, and didn't even hear the catching head. His grandfather killed pigs and his father killed pigs. He has killed pigs all his life. He has learned such a craft in his life. Now that the emperor is not allowed to kill pigs, how can he live in the future?

"You Qin Huaide, who killed millions, has no buttholes at birth, so get out of my house!"

Grandma Liu, who was stuck in the East Second Alley of Jishan Square, was chasing behind several squares quickly, cursing while chasing, and even forgot to put down the egg she had just picked up. That egg was laid by the old hen and still warm. The old hen was chased by several squares, her wings spread across the yard, and the dust was flying.

Qin Fang was looked up by grandmother Liu. She was scolded by the elderly and did n’t dare to quit and just stood there. A look of sadness.

"Qin Fangzheng, this is your fault!"

Granny Liu ’s son Du Tianwei was well-informed as the second shopkeeper in the satin shop of the Qi family, but he did not panic when he heard the "bad news". Eat, we are for eating eggs, is this not guilty? This is not killing. "

A Fang Ding is helping Qin Fang: "Third Brother Du, who do you believe this? It is laying eggs now, it is laying eggs, of course you are not willing to kill, but if it does not lay eggs? You secretly? Kill, we do n’t know, this is against the decree. "

"How could it be?" Du Tianwei smiled and said: "It's a big deal ... You are just like the government's control of cattle farming, register and build a register. I have a few hens in my family, you remember, kill one. Just grabbed the jail to eat the board, wouldn't it be? "

Several squares listened to the move, and they also had chickens in their homes. They had told the family to kill them in advance, so as not to let them go free, but if the chickens were protected as cattle, we Just eat eggs and not kill chickens, then the assembly?

Qin Fang, who had just been scolded by a dog blood sprinkler, grumbled unpleasantly and said, "Fart! Is n’t the egg ridden? Is n’t the egg a creature? Where did the chick hatch from?"

Du Tianwei said: "Eggs have no skin, no hair, no meat, no bones, no blood veins. How can they be considered meaty? You have the ability to pick a bone from the egg and let me see it!"

Qin Huaide still wants to keep his Fangzheng position, but he does n’t want to ruin the future of him and his son because of an old hen, and immediately said: "Eggs can hatch chicks, it means that eggs are also creatures. Not creatures. , Why gave birth to life? Therefore, you want to raise an old hen to lay eggs, this egg can not be eaten. "

Grandma Liu ’s family, Qin Fangzheng and Du Er, had a philosophical debate on whether eggs belonged to meat or vegetarian.

North, South, East, and more than a hundred squares of large and small vegetable shops have increased their prices, and the price of the dishes has doubled in one hour. , Desperately slaughtering the chickens and ducks at home, the whole **** is more lively than the New Year.

Crying, screaming, overwhelmed, Luoyang City chicken flying dog jumping, a hustle and bustle. At this time, in addition to those who are selling vegetables and frantically raising prices, maybe only Li Tangshan and Li Dabao in Beishi feel happy.

The shopkeeper Li is a wholesaler of pigs, goats, chickens and ducks. Yesterday, I received a message from the sister-in-law who is now a concubine of Lean Hou. He began a substantial price cut this morning, and he also found a move The name is better known as: "Mother's birthday, so the price is reduced to benefit the people!"

Several other large meat wholesalers all laughed at him because of his frustration. What now? Hahaha! The merchant who came to Nanshi to wholesale meat this morning heard about the price reduction of his Li Da shopkeeper, and all of them came to their house to buy them. While boasting about his filial piety, he took advantage of him as much as possible.

The weather is still cold, so I ’m not afraid of the meat being spoiled at home ~ IndoMTL.com ~ Several other big wholesalers just watched him lively with cold eyes, but now it ’s okay, and those few ca n’t cry. Fang City is only open in the afternoon. The vendors in each square come to buy goods in the morning and go to sell goods in the afternoon. They have no time to buy again. The meat hills of several large wholesale households can only be purchased by nearby households and can be sold. How much is it?

The big shopkeeper Li smiled happily and looked back at the pork and mutton left in the warehouse that he did n’t have time to sell. With smiles and smiles, he was full of tears: "As a god, how can you be so cowardly? No matter, you just believe in some gods, ghosts and ghosts. You are willing to change the year number if you want to do so. You have to search for my iron and bronze to build Tianshu. Now, I ca n’t even sell meat, I am a big family! "

A similar situation was staged in the entire Luoyang city. With the burden of the yellow cloth and the triangular flag on the back, the horse hooves were rushing to the horseshoes along the way. The similar situation soon It will spread to the whole world like a plague, and an absurd drama is being staged in the world.

went to the river and asked the passing Yang Fan to know the truth, and he could n’t care about fighting the fishermen.

This is a decree, and he is not qualified to dress up unevenly. Yang Fan ran to Nanshi as soon as he turned his horse. He had to hurry to buy some chicken, duck, egg, poultry, and dog meat to go home. Xiaoman was pregnant. Could it be impossible for her two girls to eat vegetables and tofu every day?

As a good husband now and a good father in the future, Yang Fan has joined the army of snapping up without any recklessness ... The biggest motivation.)