During Those Years When I Was A Marvel Superhero Chapter 106: This is discrimination against vampires!

"No need to check, I do not drink blood. I am allergic to blood, and the smell of blood is too fishy, ​​that smell makes me feel sick and wants to vomit." As the king of vampires, Dracula published He wrote a statement that was completely inconsistent with his identity.

He talked to the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.s around him and the members of Avengers, and he did n’t see any signs of fear. Even if these people were facing themselves with guns with Mithril bullets, he was facing This vampire's killer is completely uncomfortable.

Deadpool Wade-Wilson does n’t believe Dracula ’s words. He carefully uncovered his mask, stuck out his tongue, and took a lick in the Dracula's cup.

"Td **** it, it's really tomato juice!" The sweet and sour taste instantly taught Wade Wilson what the drink was.

Although Wade is shameless many times, at this time, he does n’t want to frame him.

Because Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. has already begun a search in the Dracula's house. And he observed many things that looked very suspicious from all over his house.

For example, there are many plastic bottles filled with bright red objects in his house. As a vampire, especially the vampire king can find these bright red liquids in his house, what do you think of? Yes, that is naturally blood. Almost everyone thought it was blood.

The Eagle Eye that came out following this action also opened one of the bottles curiously. He smelled it, why is it so familiar, as if it was the kind of healthy drink his wife loves to drink.

Then he sticks his tongue out and tastes it a little, then immediately spit it out.

"How is the sir" The SHIELD field agents who followed Eagle Eye and the Deadpool wanted to take advantage of this opportunity to make a big contribution "

"It's sour. It's a tomato healthy drink." Hawkeye hates drinking this sugar-free healthy drink. It feels like it eats a lot of vegetables raw. Not only does it smell like tomatoes, but also kale and carrots.

And Dracula spread his hands and said, "I said that my person is dizzy and only drinks tomato juice. Actually, you guys are breaking into private houses. Do you know? I did not do anything illegal. A serious citizen. "

"But you are a vampire. Don't move around." An S.H.I.E.L.D.'s field agent saw Dracula, as if he wanted to do something, and immediately pointed at him with a gun to keep him from moving.

Dracula is very helpless. "Do you count as racial discrimination. I am a good law-abiding citizen. I have not done anything illegal in the two hundred years since I was founded in the United States. Maybe I did some bad things. , But that's something that has been close to 10,000 years ago for thousands of years! Are you going to arrest me because I am a vampire? I didn't break the law! Is birth the original sin? Your racial discrimination and those discriminations that year mutant's What is the difference between guys?! "

In the face of Dracula ’s aggressive inquiries, the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.s were a little bit ashamed for a while. But in this group of people, Deadpool will naturally not be ashamed of being said. He continues to point his gun at Dracula. "Don't cover you with sophistry, you are the king of vampires!"

"Ah, yes. I am indeed." Dracula did not deny this. "But what does this have to do with me being a good person? You see, I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I don't gamble, Four do n’t rob blackmail, five do n’t violate law and discipline. I do n’t even **** blood, because I am dizzy. I really do n’t know why you guys arrest me. I am a good person! My biggest hobby is playing video games Look, open your dog's eyes. "

When Dracula said these words, he was righteous and solemn. He was just like an old member. The light of justice emanating from the Vampire King and even the dead waiter Wade Wilson felt a little difficult to open his eyes and look directly at him.

And in the Dracula's family, as he said, there are a lot of game software and hardware devices everywhere. There are many computers with high configuration. Dracula is rich, and even he doesn't need to be kidnapped or work. He just needs to take out the better handicrafts bought by street shops thousands of years ago and put them into antiques that are now worth a lot. And he has a warehouse for this kind of things!

Dracula spent all his money back on his personal hobbies. He is a senior old man. In his home, ps6, xobx3 and other hosts are not absent, and his walls are filled with things like "Dead or Alive", "Beach Volleyball", "Wow", "Marvel Heroes", "Out of Bag Queen" and "livelove". Poster. Even a cultural shirt worn on his body reflects the moon I love sailor! (Sailor Moon = Sailor Moon Sailor Moon)

From all aspects, Dracula seems to be really not a bad guy, just an old man. Wade also pointed to grabbing Dracula to get a bonus. He recently lost a little bit at Las Vegas, and he now desperately needs to pay back. So he said to Dracula, "What are you doing with that vampire's contact person? Don't you want to buy stolen goods?"

"Is it illegal to find a scalper to buy vr equipment?" Dracula stared at Wade with wide eyes.

"But what do you say you want to buy from China?" Wade bit Dracula.

"I just drank the tomato juice from the United States ~ IndoMTL.com ~ I want to import a batch of Betsy wild vegetable juice and farmer's orchard from China, is this also illegal?" Dracula was not afraid of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s agents. I stood up and said to these people, "I advise you to leave my home now and don't hinder me from playing games. I have an appointment with my friend on the stea, and I have to play with them for three hours at two o'clock in the afternoon. dota3. If you leave now, I will not accuse you of going privately into the house, and don't force me to get angry. "

When Dracula said this, the gas field was fully open, and all Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.s hurriedly seemed to be stared at by a huge and unclear horrible creature, and many people could not help shaking their legs. . Someone said, "Well, what, boss ~ let's go first. It looks like he didn't commit any crime."

"We need to give you at least one injection of Purification Serum." Eagle Eye responded to Dracula with pressure.

Dracula disdains "Huh, that kind of thing treats me like a cold medicine, do you think I haven't been vaccinated? Hurry up!"

When Dracula said this, a sudden burst of fire came from his window towards him.

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