During Those Years When I Was A Marvel Superhero Chapter 108: New home, new excitement and brainwashing Thor

After Li Jie moved his new home, in fact his home has become a bit lively as he expected. Because of the arrival of Lan, there was an extra girl in Li Jie's family.

And about salted fish Thor, Li Jie asked him to move in too. There are still many rooms anyway. Li Jie needs to supervise this salted fish nearby. Because he is also counting on this guy to get from the fat Alaska to the thin Shiba Inu.

However, when Li Jie just brought Thor home, Lan saw Tor ’s first reaction was surprised: "This person is very familiar, who is he?"

Lan asked Li Jie with some doubt. Li Jie felt his forehead helplessly: "I think you should have seen him, Odin's son, Thor Thor."

"What ?!" Lan looked at Li Jie incredulously. "You mean this is Thor? Wait, I remember he didn't look like this!"

"This is the problem, Lan. Because of some irresistible factors, he is now like this." Li Jie patted Thor's belly.

The thick fat on Thor ’s stomach was beaten by Li Jie for a while. It's like ripples on the lake surface after being thrown into a stone. Layers of fat show amazing elasticity.

"My God." Li Jie saw Lan for the first time. For the first time, this girl, who has always shown herself in a calm manner, showed such a complex and difficult expression.

"I remember Thor was beaten down by Odin to learn humility. But now it is ..." Lan said again.

"Yes, as you can see. I think it is the most important thing to help him recover his body first." Li Jie sighed helplessly. Now anyone who has seen Thor's original appearance, dare not connect the big fat man in front of him with the former heroic Tor.

And this is the result of Li Jie controlling Thor ’s diet these days and urging him to exercise. In fact, he has lost a few pounds.

Li Jie has not returned the house he rented for Tor because he does not know when Valkyrie will return. If Asgard Valkyrie returns, she still needs to prepare a house for her to live in.

However, Li Jie has moved various exercise equipments prepared for Thor from that house. Including spinning bike, treadmill and various dumbbells and barbells. For this he had to go to the car rental company to rent a big pickup to pull things.

"Why can I only eat this at noon? You said that there is meat today!" At lunch, Thor looked at the contents of his plate with resentment. Only some grapefruit, boiled green beans and diced apples plus a little egg white.

Seriously, this kind of food can't even look straight at Lan. She felt that for her, she would definitely not be able to eat it as a serious lunch.

But Li Jie ignored Thor ’s complaint. When he served the lunch for Lan, he said, "Shut up, because you stole it yesterday! Do n’t think I do n’t know. You did n’t know yesterday. Where did the money stolen, went to buy a fried chicken leg to eat! Now more and more tolerant, and also learn to steal money! I lost five dollars in my bag yesterday, was it stolen by you. "

"It's not me who stole! I picked it up from the floor! I'm a dignified God of Thunder, and I never do such unsavory acts of stealing!" Thor quipped.

"You need to find the owner or turn it in to the police when you find something that is not yours. This is the reason that six-year-olds understand. You are just quibbling!"

Li Jie didn't add color to Thor. This kind of scene like Lao Zi training his son surprised Lan's mouth, but she had seen Thor before. Rude and reckless, and always look tall.

Of course, as a prince of Asgard's, and without a defeat in his life, Thunder War God. Thor has his proud capital. No one can accuse him of anything.

But Li Jie ’s scolding of Tor like this is training like abuse. Did the Asgard's prince not rise up to resist? This is incredible! You know, Thor is crazy, but he is not afraid of death.

Lan suddenly wondered how Li Jie controlled Thor.

"Don't care about that fat man, Lan, please eat first." Li Jie has already arranged Lan's lunch for her. Since the last dinner, I saw that Lan did not like to eat those dishes very much. Li Jie already knows that her taste may have been developed by Kamar-Taj.

So when he went to Guyi to go to the space ring he made, he specifically asked Wang. Questions about what Lan likes to eat. Because Wang is the role of the steward of the entire Kamar-Taj, he still knows these things well.

Saffron is used to cook rice after soaking in water, and the cooked rice will appear golden yellow. This is a staple food that Lan likes to eat. There is also fresh yak beef boiled in water, soaked in soy sauce and vinegar.

Do n’t think about yak beef in New York City. In fact, even warm-body beef (that is, freshly slaughtered, unfrozen beef) is not easily available in New York. Li Jie ran a lot of distributors supplying his own restaurant to find a warm-body cattle.

Because fresh beef must be cooked in fresh water, the taste after freezing will be much worse. Lan is not very picky about food, these are her favorite foods.

Li Jie thinks this kind of thing is not difficult to satisfy, so today ’s lunch Li Jie prepared her favorite food for Lan, plus some simple vegetables.

Lan glanced at the food prepared for her and raised her eyebrows. She smiled at Li Jie with a half smile: "Thank you."

Li Jie waved his hand and said, "You do n’t have to be polite."

And when Thor started to lose weight training in the afternoon, Lan understood why the original grumpy Thor would become abnormally listening to Li Jie.

When Thor is madly stepping on the spinning bike, as long as he is slightly slack, Li Jie will directly attack Tor with a rifle equipped with rubber bullets.

"Move a little idiot! Did you not have lunch?" Li Jie not only had physical attacks but also verbal attacks on Thor.

"I did not eat lunch! If you call those things lunch," Thor shouted back as he stepped on the bicycle.

"Ah, what about that? God of Thunder? Don't think you are still an God of Thunder now! Thor!" Li Jie didn't give Thor a face.

"You are now a useless fat man! Every day you know to eat Coke fried chicken and watch boring variety shows! If you do n’t want to move, just say it to me!"

"I will let you feel relieved to be a waste person! I supply you with enough coke and fried chicken every day. And I will teach you how to play games online! Do you know online games? Ah, I guess you probably do n’t , But I dare to guarantee. If you learn, you will definitely feel happy! "

"Then it will be a happier dead mansion! I will install enough take-out software. You can sit in front of the computer every day to play games and eat fried chicken! Do not do anything until your brain thrombus explodes. On the day! I promise you can live happily! Anyway, you are a useless dead waste! "Li Jie's poisonous tongue is fully open.

Lan heard these words from Li Jie and felt his heart beating for several beats. Li Jie, are you looking for something? It doesn't matter whether Thor is Thor, or Odin's son. Even an ordinary person can't stand this kind of ridicule and insult?

Sure enough, Thor is thundering like he expected. He no longer rides spinning bike, he rushed towards Li Jie angrily, and now Thor doesn't care if he will be beaten by Li Jie.

"You have the courage to say it again!" Although Thor is fat, his strength has not declined. He grabbed Li Jie's collar, pulled Li Jie in front of him, and stared at Li Jie with murderous eyes.

"Why am I wrong?" Li Jie sarcastically smiled at Thor: "Don't forget where you are now. You are now trapped on the earth, do you think you are important, Thor?"

"No! You don't matter! It doesn't matter at all! You don't matter from beginning to end!" Li Jie said without any weakness, and he seemed to completely deny Thor's value: "Look Without your fairy palace, look at Asgard. Without your Thor Thor, is there any difference in fairy palace? "

"No, there is no difference. Apart from your parents, I think no one will miss you except the owner of the pub who sells wine. I heard that you would go to the pub every day to spend a lot of money. Drink a lot of honey ale. "

"I think the Asgard's patrols should be very happy now. There is no more crazy prince who is drunk after drinking too much. This crazy prince has to fight with people every time he drinks, making the street It's messy. I think you must have brought a lot of trouble to the patrol at that time. Because you are the son of Odin, I think they definitely don't know how to punish you. "

"Ah! There are those goddesses Asgard's, I heard Valkyrie said. You are not popular with them, because you discriminate against women in various ways. Even deliberately not allow the Valkyries to stand out on the battlefield, and the reason is Because they are women. "Li Jie said shrugging here.

"Of course, talking about the battlefield. We will have to mention your record of a hundred victories. Thunder War God Thor, majestic! Undefeated all your life, the reputation spreads far and wide." Lan does not think Li Jie is complimenting Thor, on the contrary, felt that this was more of a mockery.

"But I heard from Valkyrie that every time you play war, you take the lead charge. Huh? I can't believe a coach who has tens of thousands of troops, give up command of the entire army, and then look like a head angry The scene of a wild boar assault. Seriously, I really doubt the authenticity of your record. Of course, maybe you specifically pick those tribal races that are easy to fight. It is not necessarily true? By the way, those of your opponents are taller than Is the [strong man] more than one meter four? "

Lan looked at Li Jie with a surprised look. She knew for the first time that Li Jie was such a poisonous person. Thor has been ridiculed by Li Jie almost to the edge of the explosion, but Thor has not yet started. Because many things Li Jie said are too heartwarming.

Li Jie did n’t care about the two of them, he still said to himself, "Yes, I just came back from Sorcerer Ancient One recently. Guess what, Rocky fought another victory. Frost Giant and Dark Elf He was suppressed by the borderline. He said that Loki was originally your deputy, right. "

"Seriously, I doubt it. Who is his deputy. I always think that Loki will help you clean up the mess. What you do is just a brainless pig, right? Right ~ IndoMTL.com ~ Even if you had divine power before, it's actually not very useful. I think probably finding a group of wild boars to give them divine power, and wearing armor can do your thing. "

Li Jie said so many mocking words in one breath, but the words were stern. Lan watched Thor's anger from vigorous, and then softened, and then looked a bit decadent now. She finally understood why Li Jie could make Thor so obedient. This man is unusually scary, even if he does not use violence!

"So, fat man. What else do you want to say? As a waste, you now have no even your commendable capital. What else do you have to face me, this person who is helping you get angry?" Li Jie pushed Thor away, and he sorted out the collar messed up by Thor.

"Reluctant? Want to be a truly useful person? I tell you, if you still have this kind of thinking and attitude. Even if you get Hammer of the God of Thunder, you are still a waste thunder. I am serious."

"What should I do, what should I do?" It seems that Thor has been completely defeated by Li Jie's language violence.

"Get on the bike for training first! Rather than thinking about how to become Thor and return to the fairy palace in the future. It is better to think about what you can do on earth in the future! To be honest, there are many in the fairy palace You do n’t have a lot of Thor, and you do n’t have a lot of Thor! ”Li Jie said these words slowly. Thor did n’t find out whether the information Li Jie passed him was to brainwash him.

"Rather than thinking about how to become a god, it is better to think of how to be a useful person! Perhaps the earth needs you more than the fairy palace!" Li Jie inner OS: Well, after repeated brainwashing, you Just leave me obediently on the earth. When you become Thor, it is still very useful.