During Those Years When I Was A Marvel Superhero Chapter 310: . Shit stick for work

"What?" Latveria's Chancellor of Finance wondered if he was old, so his ears were broken. What did you just hear? His own monarch, the great, wise, and extremely wise, what is he talking about, the sacred King Dum who has no ancients and no comers?

He said he wanted to support Tuvalu with a sum of money? And it is likely to be free!

Dum is on (Latveria is not allowed to believe in denominations other than Dum, and God-God-like Buddha is a heresy in Latveria. Only Dum is great and correct,) Is King Dum crazy?

Cough ~ No, why is Lord Dum crazy? It must be that he doesn't understand his ideas, and he hasn't guessed the deeper meaning. I am still far away from the thought of Master Dum! Chancellor of Finance thought so.

Latveria, Doctor Doom's words. What he said here is what is the only true **** and ruler in this country. It is not without reason that Dumm is called by outsiders as the most terrible dictator in human history.

Judging from the various things he does, he is indeed beyond the scope of the general dictator. If you have to find an analogy, maybe the Hollywood satirical comedy "Great Dictator" is a bit like Dumm.

Of course, this movie does not really map Dum. In fact, there are other people who mentioned Dum in the prototype. Even in Hollywood, no one wants to mess with Dum.

The director who is playing the sideline does n’t think it ’s okay for him to do so, but he does n’t think it ’s okay, but it does n’t mean Dum does n’t think it ’s okay. The director of this film almost died in a car accident, and anything related to Dum has since become a taboo in Hollywood.

Do n’t feel safe in the US. Dum is a cautious eye. If he doesn't like you, he will send someone to kill you, even if you can't, you will have to die half. For example, the director who made this movie limped after a car accident.

If you are making these Dum-related movies, you have to think about it in advance. The careful-eyed Dum is likely to give you an intercontinental missile when you make a plane flying over the Pacific. Believe me, he did it! emmm ... Anyway, it's all spread in Hollywood.

Anyway, according to legend, Dumm is such a very authoritarian, arbitrary, caring person who does not care about the influence of the international community. He does not need to explain to anyone to do anything, nor does he need to be responsible to anyone.

"Why do you want to do this? Because it makes me feel happy!" When Dum was asked why he wanted to fund Tuvalu's new life medicine, he said so.

Latveria is a rare meeting of international journalists. Although all journalists attending the meeting were controlled for personal freedom. Can not leave the delegation to visit around Latveria, and also received a lot of monitoring. However, many people still attended the press conference. Because this news is still very valuable, the reporters who came to this press conference all came here with the feeling of participating in the battlefield report.

Since the last time Latveria launched its own Ark spacecraft, this small Eastern European country that has stirred up the international situation is also a powerful Eastern European country that has once again done something that everyone can't understand.

Dum really intends to spend billions of dollars to help Tuvalu set up a pharmaceutical factory and set up a production line. And it also announced to the world that all new life medicine that can alleviate the side effects of mutants will be sold by Latveria.

Everyone is a little bit dizzy by the news. What the **** is Dum doing? This is a problem that everyone wants to figure out.

So at the rare press conference, especially when Dum stood on the news stand, some reporters still pretended to be brave and asked: "Dear Mr. Doom, why do you do such a thing? To help the mutants Do you still have some kind of agreement with Tuvalu? "

After asking this question, the reporter ’s legs are a bit soft. Because all directions are Latveria soldiers with hot melt guns! Anyone who knows if his question is bad will be shot by someone.

Thinking of the various messages about Dum in the workshop, this comrade thinks this possibility is very high. If this press conference is not for Bo Yibo qualifications, so that you can quickly promote, who will come here!

The reporters who came here were all strong men who were able to fight stray bullets on the battlefield and still write news releases without changing their faces. But even so, many reporters still feel that their calves are cramping in the face of Dum. This also reflects the gap between them and Strange's. At least the scary rumors that Strange have heard of are not so embarrassing when facing Dum.

So he also got a different look at Dumm, so he had more "care" for him.

"I said, I did this for no other purpose. Just because it made me feel happy." Durm's tone under the iron mask had a feeling of indecision and uncertainty: "I am a very It ’s hard to be happy. So I usually do what makes me happy. "

"Because you help the mutants?" Another reporter asked, and immediately sat down and shut up, as if Dumm could not see him.

Dum glanced at him, and the monitor on the iron mask enlarged the reporter ’s badge. Dum smiled: "Reporter from the Associated Press?" The reporter shivered. The relationship between the United States and Latveria's is normal.

"Help the mutants? Ha!" Dumu smiled with an unexplained meaning: "Maybe, some people say that helping others can get happiness. But I think this is not completely accurate. Because only helping others can get happiness. Feeling too little. It ’s best to help others while also letting those you hate eat deflated, that ’s the best! ”

Dum pointed to the Associated Press reporter: "America? I do n’t like this country ~ IndoMTL.com ~ I do n’t like politicians in this country either. I heard that your country is marching? Those low-level mutants because new life medicine has already A conflict? It does n’t matter, I can help you. Anyone who renounces American citizenship and joins Latovelli citizenship and can pass the approval will get an new life medicine. I can give them priority production regardless of cost. "

Dum has a smile, but the content of his speech is chilling: "In the future, all new life medicine will be sold by Latveria. The production of this medicine is not high, probably not for everyone. Maybe we need to divide it first. Sales area? I think three thousand in a year in the United States is enough. Of course, this requires the US drug regulatory authority to agree to the listing of this drug. Do n’t expect me to pay bribes to that group of worms, if they do n’t allow the drug to be listed in the United States. Their business. "

Dum said nakedly to a global audience: "It is those politicians who want to kill you mutants, not me Dum. Of course, you can immigrate to other countries of the Eastern European Union. Their immigration restrictions It is easier than Latveria. It is better to choose, stay in the United States and wait for death, or try to find a new opportunity in Eastern Europe? "

Touch ~! ! ! "Damn Dum! Is he trying to provoke a war ?!" The Congressman yelled at the White House from the President and the Secretary of Defense, and the two also looked ashamed.