During Those Years When I Was A Marvel Superhero Chapter 402: Hello, American friends!

"hā hā hā hā hā! hā hā hā hā hā!" This familiar laughter, this familiar network hijacking method, this familiar debut method.

The variant of William carrying passengers on Times Square (Abilities: Fingers glow) and his passengers looked up at the large screen in the center of Times Square involuntarily. The passenger in the back seat of his car is a "strong man" weighing 1.8 meters tall and weighing 320 pounds.

Yes, "strong man", anyway, William described it this way. He didn't want to cause trouble to himself, looking at the other person's physique, feeling that a slap could kill him.

Now, both of them are involuntarily looking at the large screen in the center of Times Square. The strong guy in the back couldn't help frowning: "Why does this laugh seem familiar?"

William also nodded seriously: "Yeah, where did it seem to have been heard?"

And at the National Network Complete Center, the responsible director could n’t help but pat his bald head: “Oh, no! It ’s him again!”

Listening to the voice, he already knows who hijacked the US National Public Network. Because this guy had hijacked it last time. The consequence is that his last term was transferred to the toilet.

Since he came to power, he has called a group of elite soldiers, emmmm ... at least he thinks that he is the elite soldier to save the loopholes.

Now that this guy is showing up again and hijacking the public network, does it mean that the ultimate fate of the top leaders of the national cybersecurity department is to wash the toilet?

"I don't like smelling the detergent, and I don't want to shine the yellow toilet brush by myself." The director did not want to do this in his heart. But things have happened and he is ready.

Prepare for a while, there will be a guy with an iron mask, and then the extremely arrogant guy will appear on the screen. That ’s right, the tyrant of Latveria's-Dum!

But what is the purpose of this guy's reappearance? That's not what the director knew.

Who knows what Dum wants to do? It was that he suddenly said that he wanted World Peace, and then let the United States destroy all nuclear weapons. Otherwise, it would happen that a nuclear war would be launched against the United States.

This is an inexplicable person. Or he is actually a pervert.

People who know politics know Dum ’s past story. He once studied in the United States and was disfigured by an experiment. Since then drop out of school, and embarked on the road to domination.

This is not a secret, everyone can find it. Prior to the crisis in Eastern Europe, the BBC and ABC television stations began to jointly produce a documentary. The name is called "Road of a Tyrant". The first two episodes have just been screened on TV recently.

It details Dum ’s career in the United States and links his subsequent dictatorship with the previous disfigurement.

"He is mentally distorted, yes. I can be so determined." ABC name mouth Jimmy Canmore, as one of the host of the documentary, expressed this opinion.

"Obviously, he is indeed psychologically distorted. Why does he want to retaliate against society? Why does he want to retaliate against society? I think this is inseparable from his disfigurement."

"Through school records and interviews with alumni at the time, it is not difficult to find that before being disfigured, Dum is a very popular woman who is jealous of men. He is very handsome and very attractive to the opposite sex. This is no doubt. Doubtful, "Jimmy said very seriously.

"And when he was disfigured, everything changed. It is said that the disfigurement made his entire face completely impossible to see, and the large pieces of skin peeling off and muscle dissolution made him look like the face in" The Walking Dead ". Like a zombie with a bite. It is conceivable that after that, Dumm was rejected by those girls, and the male students who had envious of him began to ridicule him. "

Jimmy Canmore made a conclusion at this time: "So we can see that Dum encountered severe bullying in the last days of studying in the United States. This undoubtedly ignited the flame of inner hatred of society, and finally he chose Dropped out of school and returned to his hometown, Latveria, where he was fighting a lot. "

"He unified the place with iron fists and blood, and began to rule with high pressure. Obviously, he retaliated to the society for all the bullying he suffered. Not only Latveria, but also the United States. Other places and the United States government Right, it is conceivable that he retaliated everything he suffered in school to society and retaliated to the United States. "

Finally, Jimmy Canmore said in a very heavy tone: "Campus bullying may seem like a useless move by students, but it is very likely to cause terrible impact after decades of being reflected in reality. Remember the legend that spread? ? "

"Hitler hated Jews because he was mocked by his fellow Jews for his grades and paintings when he was in school. So when Hitler came to power as an adult, he was motivated to kill all Jews to get revenge. Dum obviously did the same. Campus bully Ling ’s impact is far-reaching, and may harm a country and a nation. ”

At the end, Jimmy appealed: "Let ’s act now and resist campus bullying!"

This documentary was broadcast two weeks ago, and one episode a week. The current ratings are the best in the BBC and ABC documentaries. Everyone is gossip and wants to know Dum's old story.

Everyone now knows that there is a terrible face hidden under Dum ’s steel mask, just like a bitten zombie (this is how Jimmy Canmore describes it).

So when I heard Dum ’s iconic “hā hā hā hā hā!”, I was in the White House watching the president of Pittsburgh who was interrupted yesterday by the New York Giants rugby replay results: “XXXXX! We Is my cybersecurity department fake? Or do they like to wash the toilet so much? Ca n’t I just watch a game quietly? ”

"Why the masked ugly monster appeared on the TV station again? It ’s not my speech live broadcast! (The important speech of the US President will interrupt all normal broadcast programs to be directly inserted)" His Excellency President is in a bad mood ~ .com ~ The most critical final of the football game, the New York Giants are still behind by a touchdown. As a fan of the Giants, Mr. President desperately wants to see whether the last attack is a win or a loss. And this time the game was interrupted, do you think he will be cool?

It's like watching Barcelona and Real Madrid draw three to three. When the striker went straight into the one-on-one single goalkeeper in the last 30 seconds of overtime, the goalkeeper suddenly prepared a shot. Same picture.

Any fan wants to kill with a knife at this time. The president has decided that the new director of the cybersecurity department should also go to sweep the toilet!

"What the **** does this ugly monster want to do ?!" Mr. President's tone was uncomfortable.

The director of the Cyber ​​Security Department is also very unhappy: "People are ugly and blameless! No wonder they will be bullied!"

William and his passengers heard Durm from the screen of Times Square and from the radio on the car. The two couldn't help rolling their eyes, and they said, "That ugly monster is here again?"

Just when everyone is nagging about the idea: [Do n’t turn on the lights, let the black screen last forever]. The broadcast screen suddenly lighted up, and a middle-aged sportsman who was more handsome than Beckham appeared in the video screen.

He said in a magnetic voice: "Friends of the United States, friends of the world, how are you! Your old friend-Dum-is back!"