During Those Years When I Was A Marvel Superhero Chapter 404: Full fire power

Dum ’s first sentence has already begun a mockery, and this is just the beginning. Next, he will show the world what is called "art of mockery".

"I guess the extra flesh on your neck has blocked your bowing movement, right? Does anyone want to throw shoes at me? Like it was done to the former US President [Little Undead]? Give up, you ca n’t play with your waist at all, let alone throw shoes at me after untieing your laces! "

Dum ridicule everyone with a handsome face full of firepower, and more and more mean: "Oh yes, I think I am wrong. Do you need to tie shoelaces? Should not be used, anyway Is n’t it right to lie in bed? Of course, if you have shoes, you wo n’t choose to wear shoes with laces, will you? ”

"Should be wearing shoes fixed with slippers and velcro. Think about it, you might not be able to complete the difficult task of squatting on the ground? Or you need a nanny to help you do this kind of thing? ? Do you fat people also have to feed them for dinner? Because they are too fat and have too much fat, so they ca n’t even touch their mouths at all? "

Dum exhausted his life to mock the fat Americans. In the Venus Base light meeting, the big brothers were stunned.

Captain Rogers looked at Li Jie with a tangled expression and asked, "This is what you said is the plan and tactics? Taunting the fat man? Is this bullying and discrimination?"

Li Jie thought for a while: "It shouldn't be counted, it's all acting, isn't it? And won't we provide a way out in the end?"

Professor Charles touched his bald head and asked subconsciously: "Dum's speeches were all written by him?"

"Otherwise? Did I write it?" Li Jie replied.

And Dr. Hank pushed his own black-frame glasses and said, "This is not impossible."

Li Jie rolled his eyes: "Come on, about how to pull hatred. Dum is definitely a character of Ancestor Rank. In the game, he is a knight who taunts his skills! Our organization really needs it. Such a person, I think that after a while, I should formally absorb him to join the light meeting. "

"Then let him ridicule us at the meeting?" Tony felt he couldn't listen to Durm's sarcasm on TV. He turned his head and said, "This kind of ridicule is a bit too powerful. If I were a fat man, I would not stand it."

As he said this, Tony turned to look at Thor, who was holding a packet of potato chips and a bottle of cola while watching TV and laughing.

He said indifferently and heartlessly: "Ahaha! I never knew Dum was such an interesting person. His level of cursing was much better than Hell's Kitchen Rigden Ramsay! If he opened a gear The show will definitely be hot. "

Li Jie has a black line: "Hell's Kitchen is a chef show, you watch Gordon swearing?"

Thor waved his hand: "Hell's Kitchen is not just to see him swearing? Or else there is nothing to see."

Tony walked next to Thor and urged: "Don't you think Dum is also scolding you for this? Haven't you thought of giving him a lesson?" Tony Stark is sometimes spoiled.

However, the salty torpedo **** said nothing: "He is talking about American fat, and I am not American fat. I am Asgard's fat, not counted as me. Besides, I can become thin at any time." Alaska Lying casually on the sofa stool, stretching his belly.

"Provocation failed." Li Jie patted Tony on the shoulder and said, "After Dumm has played with all the fat people in the United States, I think we need the Dawning Science and Technology CEO to turn the tide. You want to give those who lose their hopes for life. Fat people are the dawn of hope. "

Tony fangs: "I know this is part of the plan, but is it really good to intervene immediately?"

"Why is it bad? Playing with iron and taking advantage of heat." Li Jie was a little puzzled.

However, Captain America Rogers helped him solve his doubts: "Because our Tony is afraid that he will have another title, such as [Obese Liberator] or something."

"This nickname is good!" Li Jie said with a slap in excitement: "No title is better than this now. Dr. Hank, let's go first. Let's go to study and wait for a while, then Dum After the speech started a wave of Internet naval offensives, with [Obese Liberator] as the topic, set off waves throughout the network. I already have a good idea, centered on Tony Stark and Dawning Science and Technology, and then let them be strong in the way of the savior Come on stage. This can better improve our plan, you listen to me ... ""

Li Jie took the lead in leaving the conference room with Dr. Hank, and they went to formulate a subsequent serial propaganda plan.

And Tony Stark looked at the two leaving with a slightly open mouth, then turned to Captain Rogers: "Captain!" Tony's voice was a little angry.

Rogers is very helpless: "That, what, I just say it casually. I really ca n’t guess it will inspire him."

Thor smiled sideways and heartlessly: "hā hā hā hā! In the future Dum can become [Fatty's Natural Enemy] and then Tony Stark is [Fatty Liberator]! Hahaha!"

Tony glared at Thor without anger, and growled: "Shut up! Asgard's dead fat!"

Tor glanced at Tony and then shouted, "Hammer!"

The battle between Thor and Iron Man's is on the verge.

The screen returns to the United States.

Dum ’s ridiculous ridicule continues madly: “Yes, you said I was bullied by the campus, and then I ’m going to get revenge now? Okay, then I ’m going to get revenge now. America, the biggest planet Fat cells. I do n’t know why you bothered to get oil fields in the Middle East? "

"Do n’t you know? You have inexhaustible fat on your body. So many people have died for the oil and so much money wasted. Why not just take the fat from these fat people? Anyway, you have too much fat! In the end, it's useless except for making the burning more violent when sending it to cremation. "

The President of the White House opened his mouth wide and looked down at the meat on his stomach. He was a little overweight, and Durm's irony was a knife in his heart.

In an instant, the thought of His Excellency the President was to start a war against Latveria's and kill Dum.

The scene at the National Cyber ​​Security Center can no longer be controlled.

The director of the Security Center shouted: "Calm down! Calm down!" But the fart is useless, and the scene has become furious.

"TMD! Dare to say that, and still invaded our network and hijacked the national public network to say this! Unbearable! I want to counterattack the Latveria's network, who is with me?"

"I!" "I go!" "Count me!"

Do n’t blame this group of programmers for being so excited because of their professional relationship. Many security center programmers have to face the computer for eight to ten hours every day. Sitting on a chair for a long time can not move, plus many people are not very healthy eating. Therefore, half of the programmers of the Cyber ​​Security Center are overweight, and at least one-fifth of the people can be counted as fat.

Dum's sarcasm ignited the flame of hatred in their hearts. For years, no one had heard anyone daring to ridicule fat men like this. Does this guy want to die!

Especially, he hijacked the public network, and now everyone is still helpless with him. No matter where he goes, he sees that channel is the figure of Dum ~ IndoMTL.com ~ Just when everyone is excited to counter the Latveria network. The news came: "FXXK! Latveria actually pulled the network cable!"

Okay, what can you do if you unplug the cable?

"Go to the White House Petition Wall to petition and let our army teach Dum!" "Go with the same!" Well, programmers have found another way to vent.

While in Times Square, William is trying to keep his passengers in the back row calm: "Mr. calm down, calm down! This is my taxi. I will call the police if you break anything."

The brawny 350 pounder in the back row pointed angrily out of the car: "You see what the police are doing?"

Thirty meters away, two patrolling New York police officers angrily dropped their donuts and cappuccino on the ground. Well, these are also two policemen who are seriously overweight. Fat police are common in the United States, especially when police generally eat free doughnuts.

Dum ’s speech continues.

"You stupid pigs, don't you like watching that documentary? Don't you think I'm ugly? Isn't someone deriding me on the Internet about being bullied?" Dumu said arrogantly.

"Look at your pig eyes now and see who is Loser! Yes, my face is restored. Not like the fat on you can never be reduced. I am a winner, you are all losers . See who will be bullied in the future! "

"Have you watched the live broadcast of President Tuvalu? Yes, they have studied a great gene that can lose weight. Latveria will introduce it and give it to my allies. We will eliminate all Obesity and excess fat. "

He said disdainfully here: "But you? Ha ha, let's hold your fat for a lifetime. hā hā hā hā hā!"