During Those Years When I Was A Marvel Superhero Chapter 69: Saltfish Thor ’s transformation plan and follow-up arrangements for God of Salt Fish’s …

Li Jie has been sitting on the sand for almost an hour. ? Eight? One Chinese W㈠WW. 81ZW. COMM Fat Thor is eating while watching TV. The whole fried chicken that had been in front of him was finished.

He started eating small snacks and bought potato wedges from the corner. Enjoy kola with ketchup. He worked very hard to make himself live like a human on earth.

Eating junk food, watching variety shows, and making that kind of dead house laughter.

Thor who is unattended is like a Alaska fostered in grandma ’s house. With a degree of blowing the balloon, the rapid expansion became larger in just over a month.

Li Jie lowered his head, and now his brain is all muddled. "What are you doing every day now, Thor?" Li Jie's voice had a dream-like empty inspiration. It seems that his soul was pulled away from his body at this moment.

Know that he still dare not look up, the fat man of garbage heap.

"Learning about the daily life of human beings. Odin asked me to learn the humility of human beings. I think I need to start with understanding the daily life of mortals. Diet and daily life." Thor watched TV and took another sip of cola. After drinking, there was a hiccup.

Li Jie pretended not to hear Thor hiccups. It should be said that Thor intended to be good, Li Jie comforted himself like this.

"So, do you have any experience now?" Li Jie tried to calm his tone. He tried to think about things in a good way, in case Thor really realized what?

"I don't have much insight for the time being. But I now have Coke with fried chicken is really delicious food." Thor looked at the TV show, and laughed while answering Li Jie's question.

Because Thor ’s laughter was so loud, it caused a shock in his body. As a result, the sand under his **** had a slight tremor.

Although Li Jie does not want to face the current situation, he still has to ask. "Are you eating fried chicken and drinking cola every day? In the more than a month that I left?"

Thor thought for a moment. "Almost, starting from Valkyrie back to Xiangong. I went to the fried chicken shop on the corner to buy fried chicken and come back for dinner."

"How much do you eat every day?" Li Jie felt that his green muscles were about to burst.

“It ’s usually hot in the morning. I will eat a whole fried chicken at noon and in the evening, with potato wedges, donuts and ice cream.” Thor looked at the TV and Gordon Ramsay was cursing those Students who make wrong dishes find it very interesting. He has learned some new swear words.

"Are you not drinking now?" Li Jie's blood began to circulate.

“No, I ’m now. Coke actually tastes good. I do n’t know why, although I resisted Coke at the first bite. But after drinking too much I started to feel a little addicted. This taste is really not bad. I drink this every day now. "Thor raised the 1.5-liter Coke bottle and motioned how much he loved Coke.

"Drink this every day?" Li Jie tried not to show his anger.

"Yes, about four bottles a day." Thor didn't know what a number he said. Drink 1.5 bottles of coke in 1.5L.

Anyone knows that the sugar and calories brought by drinking Coke like this is just an explosion!

There is also no supervision this month, allowing Thor ’s diet to start indulging in free eating. Thor only eats what he likes, such as fried chicken, such as burgers, such as ice cream.

Fresh fried potato wedges with tomato sauce are snacks. The whole fried chicken is a staple food and is occasionally served with a burger. Plus donuts and ice cream for dessert. Drinks are all Coke.

This diet pattern is completely a calorie bomb, okay!

So Li Jie did n’t see Thor for about a month, but now he ca n’t recognize Thor. He is completely swollen and deformed!

Especially after he gave up thinking about the fairy palace and fighting, he devoted himself to the lives of mortals. And began to be obsessed with the TV set, this puffy state began to increase.

Because his daily life is to find the TV program he wants to watch, and then open cola and snacks while watching TV and eating and drinking. Especially after he learned to use the phone and knew that the phone ordered food.

He does n’t even need to do the daily exercise to buy food around the corner. All he needs is a phone call, fried chicken burger, potato wedges ice cream donuts. These things will be sent by the store staff.

He only needs to wait garbage heap. Although Thor is also a little puzzled, the life of mortals is so easy and happy, why does Odin say to learn humility from mortals?

And can this happy life really understand the meaning of life? Thor said that he did not understand very well, so he could only increase his efforts to learn from mortals. More and more addicted to Coke fried chicken and variety shows.

So when Li Jie came here, what he saw was not an ordinary salted fish, but an ultimate salted fish that was swollen with oil and water and even showed signs of cracking.

Li Jie feels that if Odin sees Thor now, I am afraid that Rocky will definitely become the Asgard's king. Because Odin will not let such a fat man Thor succeed, if he succeeds to become God King, it is simply the biggest insult to Asgard's!

Maybe Odin will execute Thor himself without hesitation, because having such a son is an insult to Odin ’s name.

And Li Jie, who is responsible for raising Thor in the world, will certainly ignore the feeding and only know to feed Thor, but never take him out to walk. Cause it to go into a waste house. As a joint responsibility, Li Jie will certainly be killed by Odin.

Thinking of this, Li Jie suddenly felt a cold back. This is the first time he has felt the most terrible crisis after coming to Marvel World for more than ten years. You know, Heimdall's can see the earth directly from Asgard!

If Odin misses Thor one day, let Heimdall help him take a look at Thor ’s current situation, then all this is exposed! When the angry Odin will open the Rainbow Bridge directly.

Then holding his lightning staff to take Li Jie's life? Li Jie suddenly felt that all of this was possible.

"Tor, have you felt any discomfort recently?" Li Jie's back has been wetted by his sweat. The weather is obviously not hot, but he still sweats a lot. I was scared by what I thought in my head.

"Uncomfortable? It seems a little." Thor is a little uncertain.

"It seems that when I stand up after crouching, I sometimes feel dizzy. The body of a mortal is really strange. When I was still a **** body, it never happened."

This is not a strange mortal body! You are a precursor to high blood pressure! If you eat like this, you may have a stroke at any time. Li Jie shouted inwardly.

"There is also the recent use of the toilet, which somehow feels that the urine is a little sticky. I really don't understand the body of mortals. Are you all like this?" Thor said, looking at Li Jie after questioning.

This is not a mortal problem, you have diabetes in your Tm! Li Jie felt that he could not look directly at Thor.

Although Thor ’s reckless impulse was earlier, he was at least upright and brave. But now he may not even have reckless and impulsive capital.

Once Thor ’s **** was a tendon, modern Tor ’s **** was only a bit of flesh!

When Thor once again wanted to drink a coke, Li Jie finally burst completely. He knocked over the Coke in Thor's hands with one hand, and he was completely gone. This is probably the first time he has been so sick in years.

"Drink and drink! It ’s okay if you want to become salted fish and die, why should you drag me down! I always thought you were just a little waste, and your brain is not very good. Although a little salty fish, but still There is medicine to save! But your salted fish is beyond my imagination! You are a complete God of Salt Fish! "

This time Li Jie's angry curse even brought some tone of curse from previous life.

"You have listened, fat man! I do n’t care how you become this bear now. But I will supervise you from tomorrow. You are not allowed to drink coke, fried chicken or any high calories in the future. Food! I will match you up with the right recipe. "

"What you look like, you better change it back to me right away. Otherwise, be careful I will look good to you! Look at the fat man! Look at Laozi and beat you to death! You are not just going to learn humility now, And you have to take away all your cheap meat! Otherwise, I wo n’t be polite to you! Starting today, you are not allowed to eat these anymore. Now get me up and swim in the swimming pool for five kilometers! "

Li Jie overwhelmed the TV remote control in the hands of Thor ~ IndoMTL.com ~ drinks and food. He snarled these words at Thor with an unprecedented blame, and Thor's incomprehensible anger and seriousness.

And Thor felt murderous for the first time from Li Jie, he was not kidding. If he didn't do what he said, Li Jie would really kill himself. Thor felt the horror of this mortal for the first time, he actually wanted to kill God!

In Li Jie ’s mind, he has already begun to figure out how to start training this junk snack. Thor, you're really as good as Rocky. It's better to let Rocky be the Asgard's king, and save him to become a villain to engage in the East and West.

After restoring your divine power, feel at ease to be a salted fish on earth, at least there is a place for you to be salted fish on earth. Li Jie thought silently that he was already thinking about whether to meet Rocky's side.

Maybe, you can reach a little consensus with Loki. After all, from the last contact with Loki, Loki is not that bad. And most importantly, Loki is smart enough, maybe he can reach a consensus with him on certain things.

For example, leave a certain God of Salt Fish on the earth?