During Those Years When I Was A Marvel Superhero Chapter 86: You go join the Avengers
Wade Wilson, a professional mercenary. The fastest update of the industry's top personalities, claiming that there is no task he cannot complete. Very ethical. Anything that violates the moral bottom line and conscience is never done.
So most of the tasks Wade accepts are not very profitable. It is also dangerous. For example, to protect a village in Africa, because a warlord in Africa is about to plunder here.
The village can give very little bounty, but the task is very difficult. No one wants to do this kind of thing in the mercenary world, it is completely laborious.
But Wade Wilson is still next. In order to protect more than 400 residents in the village from the poison of those warlords, he fought wisely with more than 300 African soldiers.
And this is just a small part of his mercenary career. He has done too many similar things. For example, helping a girl recapture the father ’s relics.
Or maybe help the curator of a museum find the stolen artifacts. Wade Wilson always pays low fees for dangerous work.
In the mercenary world, he is a super weirdo. Every day in the rain of guns and bullets, but lived in poverty. Compared with those mercenaries who get high rewards once they complete their missions, Wade's life is like an ascetic.
Most of the already small remuneration is spent on the daily maintenance and maintenance of weapons and equipment. And including the need to spend a lot of medical expenses after each injury. Wade's life was very tight.
The attic on the top floor of an apartment is his residence. But because of his persistence and his weirdness, he won an extraordinary reputation in the mercenary world.
People call him Zorro in modern society, which is why Hawkeye once told Captain Rogers that SHIELD hopes to attract Navid to become a member of SHIELD.
Of course, all this happened in the past. Before Wade had no cancer. Wade has always believed that the world is good and evil, he prides himself as a messenger of justice, superhero in the mercenary world.
But when he got cancer, the whole world was different. He no longer believed that the so-called good and evil had reported such nonsense. Especially after participating in a non-human research.
After Wade Wilson changed from King of Mercenaries to Deadpool, he determined his future life. I will only live for myself in the future!
So Wade reappeared in the mercenary world as a deadpool, and now he only works for money!
Li Jie and Deadpool meet at 9am. Li Jie came to his office early, but Wade came earlier than he did.
The deadpool in a red and black tight uniform greeted Li Jie, who had just come in: "You are late, Mr. Jason Li!" He put his arms and double knives aside.
Li Jie looked at his watch and it was just nine o'clock: "I didn't eat it, Mr. Deadpool. It's just that you arrived a little early."
Deadpool rested his legs on Li Jie ’s desk, playing with his thumbs with his hands crossed. He spoke with Li Jie in a slightly frivolous tone: "I am a big star, a big name that can bring super profits to your company! You should pay more attention to me!"
Li Jie is not very fond of Deadpool, no matter what is in the movie. But the fact that he had ugly eagle eyes made Li Jie quite afraid of him. This is an unscrupulous person.
If he was n’t afraid that he was also pouring a dung on the door of his company, Li Jie did n’t want to meet him.
"Well, don't talk about other things, Mr. Deadpool, what purpose do you have to find our company." Li Jie didn't want to talk to the dead waiter.
Deadpool pointed to Li Jie ’s computer: "I think what I said in the email is very clear! I think we can cooperate! Your company needs superhero's image and content to make comics, and I also need to make money. ! "
"I don't mind selling my image to your company. Of course! I need a relatively high share, at least half of my profits!" Deadpool said with care.
"You can launch the comics of the Deadpool, and I will tell you many of my stories. For example, how to fight the Pharaoh in the tomb of Egypt, how to defeat the resurrected army of Qin Shihuang in the Great Wall of China! And how about me The story of killing the old octopus that has been rampant for many years in the Caribbean! "Deadpool said with great interest, but Li Jie inexplicably felt that the stories told by the Deadpool seemed to have been heard by himself.
"Wait, Mr. Deadpool. The story you tell seems to be the story in the Hollywood movies" Raiders of the Lost Ark "," Mummy Returns "and" Pirates of the Caribbean "?" Li Jie touched his chin for a long time and finally remembered the contents of the deadpool who was **** Seems to have seen them all.
So Li Jie directly interrupted Deadpool's continued bullshit: "We can't put the Hollywood movie bridge directly on your head!"
"It doesn't matter!" Deadpool didn't care that his cowhide was blown through and was exposed. He admitted shamelessly: "Plagiarism is the source of progress in the creation of all stories! Whether it is Japanese animation or Chinese web."
"Hah?" Li Jie thought his ears were broken.
"The most important thing in this world is hype! Do you understand the hype! Mr. Li!" The dead waiter patted Li Jie's shoulder. He walked behind Li Jie and put his head to Li Jie's ear to whisper With.
"Do you know why I chose your company!"
"Why?" Li Jie is also curious about this.
"Because you recognize our superhero's value! Pay us royalties!" Li Jie currently has reservations about the fact that Deadpool refers to itself as superhero.
"So I think I can return something good enough to your company." Deadpool turned Li Jie's boss chair several times, which made Li Jie sitting in the chair feel a little dizzy.
"I can make my fame louder! Do you know how hot I am now? Opening the webpage is my news." Deadpool said this and opened the search site on Li Jie's computer, and entered superhero as Key words.
The search engine quickly searched out the current hottest vocabulary: [US Team Lawsuit] [Everyone is for me, I am all for everyone] [Spider-Man]. The atmosphere was suddenly embarrassing, and Deadpool quickly cut off the power of the computer screen.
"It doesn't look like you." Li Jie glanced at the computer and spread his hands.
"It doesn't matter, I can copy the heat with eagle eyes!" Deadpool said indifferently, not affected by the embarrassment just now. But as far away as S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Hawkeye Button had a sneeze and inexplicably felt his back cold.
"No ~ whatever happens must not!" Li Jie immediately prevented Hawkeye from doing so. He had just given Hawkeye a million dollars not long ago and bought his brand. If the Deadpool continues to play with him, the ghost knows how long this brand will be smashed in his hand.
"Do n’t worry about Mr. Li, I have a way to deal with SHIELD. They ca n’t find my fault, all kinds of legal means and publicity. I ’m good at it!" Speaking of Deadpool, he turned his phone crazy , As if looking for something.
"Enough, enough. Mr. Deadpool! What the **** do you want to do?" Li Jie grabbed the cell phone of the Deadpool, and this guy was crazy and scary. Li Jie is afraid that he will do anything out of the ordinary. After all, Captain Rogers is now a member of Illumination.
"I said, I want to work with you! Make enough money to buy a small island in Spain, and then let those hot chicks wear bikinis to dance on the island!" Deadpool Make no secret of yourself.
"It ’s still thanks to your company for reminding me, I know. Rogers has been here before you, and he started to sue the US. Because the US privately swallowed his tens of billions of dollars of wealth! Those colorful bills , Enough to pour into the swimming pool for me to swim! "Deadpool said enviously.
"Captain Rogers is not for money, he is not so embarrassed." Li Jie said a fair word to the deadman who compared Captain Rogers to a person who fell into the eyes of money.
"Why care about him. He is not the one who fell into the eyes of money, but I am." Deadpool waved his hand and interrupted Li Jie's words. "At that time, I realized how much money I can make with superhero."
"Listen to Lee! We can first publish my comics, then find a company to make cartoons, and then can extend my peripheral products, from hand-made toys to sticker keychain mugs! Everything!" Looks like Deadpool I have done my homework on how to make money.
“Then we can find six major Hollywood filmmakers to co-produce a live-action movie that belongs to me. The name is“ Great Wade: The Birth of the Deadpool! ”Of course, the star of this movie must be me, and the pay cannot be lower than 25 million, and I also want a dividend at the global box office 20 percent! "Deadpool said more and more excited.
But Li Jie can only hold his head as far as possible not to show himself a look of contempt. He is dreaming, this pay and treatment is impossible! And even if the story of the Deadpool is made into a movie, is it r-level, making some daily stories about how he collects debts?
"Okay, okay. Mr. Deadpool. My company published superhero comics. All the stories are also centered around superhero. It is superhero!" Li Jie emphasized the word superhero's.
"Uh huh? I'm superhero! Do you want to deny this?" Li Jie wanted to give him two slaps in the faceless speech of Deadpool.
"Mr. Deadpool, for the definition of superhero's, maybe we have some differences. You might as well look at the Spider-Man's comic first. I can lend it to you, but you need to return it to me after reading it. This is the property of our company." Li Jie To say this, you must hand over "Spider-Man" on the bookcase to the deadpool.
"I think I'm similar to him." Deadpool probably turned the comic and said: "Look ~ our uniform is simply a couple!" He pointed to the Spider-Man's red and blue tights and his own red on the comic. Black tights. These two uniforms have a sense of cp inexplicably.
"I think we can use this as a selling point. I know that there are many Spider-Man and Night Traveler's comics on the Internet. It is better to replace the Night Traveler's movie with me! I promise to be even hotter! Can help me and Spider-Man. Voice of the people! "
Li Jie finds that his head is dizzy. Is Deadpool really a person who can talk well?
"Okay! Mr. Deadpool. I think I can only tell the truth. Our company only accepts superhero's stories! And you, do n’t belong to superhero's status. You are just a mercenary who works with money! You understand Really! "
The scene suddenly fell into a depressing quiet, extremely embarrassing atmosphere. The Deadpool stared at Li Jie in this way, always seeing Li Jie's goose bumps rising. In this confrontation, Li Jie defeated.
"Okay! Okay! Do n’t look at me with that kind of look! I surrender!" Li Jie felt that his decision to meet the Deadpool was simply stupid.
Maybe let the Deadpool do something if he wants to make money with his fame. Li Jie thought silently in his own heart.
Yeah, the bad brand of Eagle Eye is still smashed into his hand. If he still does n’t wash it in the future, then one million will be floated. As a businessman, Li Jie is actually quite competent.
"Mr. Deadpool, if you really want to be a national idol as a superhero, just like Captain Rogers. It ’s not impossible!"
Li Jie said that the dead waiter had gone. He just wanted to be as rich as Captain Rogers, oh no! It is so popular as a national spiritual idol.
"It's just that I feel that a little gimmick is needed to make your debut sensational. I can promise that we will pay you 50 percent royalties for your comics ~ IndoMTL.com ~ The amount of this payment can be said that Marvel Company is basically not Making money is entirely cost management. But being able to trap a deadpool, Li Jie thinks it might be cost-effective.
"What gimmick? Do you need me Black Hawkeye or Black Shield!" Deadpool looks eager to try.
"No, those gimmicks are outdated Mr. Deadpool. Now people watch news and always like to see reversal news. How intense the previous news is, the more dramatic the reversal can bring! The more powerful Bo people eyeball! "Li Jie pointed at his own eyes.
"So?" Deadpool asked.
"So, I hope you will join Avengers!" Li Jie has a weird smile on his face. Well, I do n’t know what the relationship between Eagle Eye and his new colleagues is. I look forward to it, so that the Eagle Eye comics will appear in the Deadpool Supplement!
The Eagle Eye, who practiced archery in the S.H.I.E.L.D.'s gym, missed the target for the first time. Because when he just pulled the bow, he suddenly felt like a static wave in his body, and he almost couldn't even hold the bow.
Agent Barton said inexplicably: "Why am I feeling very upset?" rw