During Those Years When I Was A Marvel Superhero Chapter 9: The culprit of world destruction

"I became famous as a teenager, and I was nominated for the best supporting actor at the Oscars at the age of nineteen. This is a goal that many people have struggled to achieve in their lifetime." In the Beverly Hills in Los Angeles, wearing a gray T-shirt and large Beach pants and flip flops, a decadent and greasy middle-aged uncle image Leonardo is drunk as if talking to himself.

In fact, he is not talking to himself, there is a small recorder in front of him that is recording his words.

"In the next few years, my deductive career started to reach the peak step by step. I must admit that taking" The Titanic "is the most correct thing I have done in my life, but it is also the most wrong decision."

"It's right because this movie made me popular all over the world. Even local expeditions in Brazil can be recognized by local indigenous people. Hiccup ~~~" Leonardo said that he had a hiccup.

"It made me blush, but also cut off the way I want to go to the top award in acting career. Yes, Oscar judges discriminated against me as a commercial blockbuster. They just like to watch those big Stars are repeatedly tortured in the movie. And as long as they star in a mainstream commercial blockbuster, those stubborn old guys will remember you forever in your life, label you [idol actor, no acting], and forever I won't give you a chance to take it off. "

"Then I made a lot, a lot, and a lot of money, and I am very famous. But I can hardly get the award I want most: Oscars anyway!"

"You know, I have been nominated for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor since 1994! That was 1994! And in order to get the Academy Award for Best Actor, I worked hard More than two decades! "Leonardo swallowed vodka fiercely, and he looked more drunk.

"In order to get this award, I continue to abuse myself. Fat and thin, thin and fat. Tolerate the inhuman torture when shooting various movies. Finally, finally! I finally got my dream It took me two decades! "Leonardo said, picking up a golden trophy from his coffee table.

This is the symbol of Oscars, the highest honor for film actors in the world. "The Revenant" starring Leonardo finally won him the award for Best Actor.

Drinking too much for Leonardo, he took the trophy in his hand and hugged it into his arms and cried aloud. The fat on his belly was squeezed and formed the shape of a Shar Pei dog.

"Ooooooo ~ I finally got an Oscar, my God! I finally got an Oscar!" Leonardo cried like a tearful man, and big tears crossed his greasy face: "I How much suffering! But I finally got it! "With these words, Leonardo put the trophy in front of his eyes and carefully examined it for a while. Then he cried again holding the trophy.

"But I did n’t get the trophy anytime soon! Why did the aliens come and attack the earth ?! I am an Oscar actor, I have just been an Oscar actor for more than a year! Why just Want me to face such a thing? "Leonardo can't accept reality.

"I haven't performed more in the history of film, enough to make me famous for the history of the youth. Also, I haven't got a few of the new supermodels that I joined this year. How can I die like this呜呜呜 ~ "Leonardo crying very sad.

However, as an Oscar film emperor, the mentality of Leonardo is actually much better than the average person. Before the end of the battle of Saturn, he had adjusted his state. He went to the bathroom to wash his face to calm himself down, and woke up to sober.

He then played with the recorder he had just recorded, and Leonardo continued to read: "Well, I have to write down the passage just now. Be sure to write it down, if aliens invade the earth later. I ’m going to bury all of this and leave it to future generations to know. What a great actor Leonardo is. "

After processing the previously recorded audio, Leonardo returned to his room and found a decent suit for himself.

"Well, **** it. It seems that the waistline of the shirt is one centimeter shorter, and I feel a little stretched on my stomach." Putting on the shirt hard.

"Huh ~ Fortunately, the size of the pants is okay, but the crotch is a little tight. You can't use force later, or you will open the crotch." The pants were put on smoothly.

"Fortunately, it can be worn with a casual suit. It's looser will not make me feel so uncomfortable." At least the jacket is very comfortable.

When I made a hairstyle for myself, I put on some hair spray, and finally put on a pair of beautiful black leather shoes. The greasy middle-aged man's image instantly became handsome.

"I ’m going to take some more photo shoots, and then bury these photos, the trophies I won, and the recording just now, plus my excellent performances are all buried in the ground. I hope someone will discover Come out, just like we found out the Hammurabi Codes. Well, I have to prepare a sealed box of titanium alloy. "

In order to prevent his name from being completely destroyed along with the appearance of invasion, Leonardo has worked hard. He was busy all day long, and he didn't even have time to swipe his favorite cell phone. The only thing he thinks about now is how to spread his fame.

When Tony Stark, who also lives in Los Angeles, finds him (Tony lives on the Malibu coast in Los Angeles), Leonardo is shooting a small doomsday video to introduce the crisis facing the earth. And it shows the final state of mind of the earth before the disaster.

It can be said that this performance is the pinnacle of his life, far exceeding the average performance of Oscars winners.

"Little Robert Downey? You need to knock on the door to get permission from the host when you enter the door. Did your father not teach you the basics of politeness ?!" Leonardo was a little surprised by Tony Stark who suddenly appeared in his home. Thought that the coming person was Downey, who lives next door.

Because Downey starred in "Iron Man" and fought a turnaround, when the water rises, the boat does too, he can afford Beverly Hills mansion, and became a neighbor of Leonardo.

"I'm not a little Robert Downey!" Tony Stark shook his head helplessly because of the release of "Iron Man". Many people can't tell the difference between him and Downey now. This also needs to be attributed to Hollywood's excellent makeup techniques.

"I'm Tony Stark!" Tony has no nonsense, he directly indicated his identity and intentions: "Mr. Leonardo DiCaprio, I now have an important thing that needs your help."

"Ha! Downey, your acting skills are getting better and better. Or are you really addicted to the role of Tony and can't get out? Give up, the other party is a genuine Iron Man. He must be with a group of scientists now. Staying together and calculating how to save the earth and save the world. How could there be time to come to me? "Leonardo just finished ignoring Tony, and he continued his final performance in front of the camera.

"Hoo ~" Tony took a breath ~ IndoMTL.com ~ He patted the watch and said: "Javis, wearing armor." Tony's seemingly normal smart watch instantly turned into a black liquid and crawled over his body. It only takes one tenth of a second, and the black gold nano armor has been worn.

The Tony Stark, which was one head shorter than the Leonardo, was a bit taller than Leonardo after wearing the armor. He looked down at Leonardo and said, "Do you believe it now, Mr. DiCaprio? I am indeed Tony Stark. , Iron Man himself. "

I was shocked by the sudden appearance of Iron Man. Leonardo forgot to continue the performance. He asked with some doubts in his tone: "You are really Tony Stark? Why are you here with me?" Should n’t you save the world? ”

"Yeah, I am indeed saving the world, so I am here." Tony nodded.

Leonardo :? ? ?

"Because we now suspect that your figure and appearance may be one of the culprits of the destruction of the earth. So come with me!" Iron Man said.

And Leonardo :? ? ? ! ! !