During Those Years When I Was A Marvel Superhero Chapter 92: Another plan


Sam is preparing to make waves at the Nova Corps preparatory college, but this is just a small piece of chess that Li Jie has set the world around. Because even without Sam, Nova Corps ’s fleet that came to support the earth will also use the earth entertainment products To bring back the legion. Conquer all the entire legion with normal water kung fu.

The composition of Nova Corps, its members come from different civilizations in the Star Alliance. Through these Nova Corps warriors, earth culture can invade every member of the Milky Way Galaxy Star Alliance.

And corruption ... cough ... and the spread of earth culture, this is just the beginning. Because it is not just the Stars that everyone likes the earth culture. Even Skrulls, who has become a prisoner of the ranks, likes the entertainment culture of the earth.

The captured Count Messiah has become a fan of the earth ’s culture. At present, the days on earth have become reluctant, completely forgetting his identity as a prisoner.

Just provide him with new American dramas, new movies, new games, and all kinds of delicious food. He can stay in his life forever! Maybe this is the so-called otaku.

Count Messiah actually has the potential to be a dead fat house. Now, he has been addicted to the happy water of the fat boy every day and can't extricate himself. Li Jie once heard a rumor that the earliest ingredients of Coca Cola contained opium. At that time, Coca Cola was still a cough medicine.

But because it contains opium, and it is sweet, it has been sought after by many people, so it has slowly become the world's first beverage. Drinking cola is addictive, and most people on the planet have experienced similar things.

Cola should be free of opium now, but it can still remain addictive. Messiah is completely addicted. He feeds him various fried chicken, cola burger fries and ice cream every day. His weight rose like a balloon, and Thor looked at Count Messiah's increased weight and couldn't help but sigh: "This guy will soon become a dead fat man!"

When Li Jie heard this, he couldn't help but glance at Thor, thinking, "Is it appropriate for this product to say this?" The food for Messiah is based entirely on your favorite food.

In fact, not only the food of Messiah, but also other captured Skrullss who were provided with such food. And all foods have been marked, and all ingredients have been determined. At first, everyone didn't know why Li Jie did this, but Li Jie said the important reason later.

"The food offensive, or we can call it the gene offensive. Through the study of Skrulls', we already know that their diet structure is relatively simple. They eat a thing called energy block." Li Jie Make a gesture of holding something like a chocolate bar in your hand.

"The nutritional content of this thing is indeed very high. One piece can meet the nutritional needs of a whole day and supplement various trace elements, which can promote the development of the body. But this thing has the biggest disadvantage, that is, it has no taste. It tastes like the energy bar in the US military ’s MRE rations. There is no sweetness, no saltiness, no bitterness. It wo n’t melt in your mouth, and it ’s like eating a candle. ”Li Jie shook his words. Shook his head.

"We can study some of their favorite foods for Skrullss. Your calories are higher and the taste is more delicious, but there is nothing nutritious, junk food!" Li Jie said in front of the people at the light meeting Naked.

"We need Skrulls to be best cultivated into characters like Count Messiah. Addicted to games, fat house happy water, fat house happy chicken, fat house happy anime. A long-term plan may need to spend tens or hundreds It will take years to complete. We need to use various methods and various tentacles to extend to all corners of Skrulls'. "

"Completely corrupt them, degenerate them, disintegrate them!" Li Jie shouted with arms: "Unlike Nova Corps, we have to infect this civilization through the spread of viruses. They have begun to antagonize us. There is a battle between civilizations, but only for a short period of time. So we have to act first! "

Compared to the changes of Child of the Stars and Tenjin that may only occur after 1 million years, Li Jie feels that Interstellar War, which may happen in the last few hundred years, is more important for the earth ’s civilization.

If one hundred or two hundred years later, Skrulls and the Earthman fight, the Earthman will be completely annihilated. Then there is no need to talk about the issue of Child of the Stars, because everyone on earth is dead.

Only through the hardest moment first, Li Jie has the mind to think about the question about the gods after 1 million years.

There are always priorities. Li Jie has learned many things through Sorcerer Ancient One, including Newton, including the secret stories of Tenjin.

But these things still have time and will not happen so quickly. What you and others do should be to put the pieces in front of you first.

Sorcerer Ancient One hasn't you said it yet? Your constant disruption of the world line will also affect the future trend of the world. Maybe you can get around like this, but the Child of the Stars and Tenjin finally disappeared? Maybe you don't need to do it yourself?

So Li Jie shouted his arms during the light meeting: "Skrulls, the nation's fat home! This will be the most important event we launched Interstellar War! Dr. Hank, special food for Skrulls, how is it."

Dr. Hank pushed the black-framed glasses: "According to the characteristics of Skrulls' gene and body absorption capacity. I have improved some crop foods on the earth. The calories of this part of the food began to increase sharply, and it is more suitable for Skrulls absorption.

"Including large-scale improvements to fried chicken, ice cream, carbonated drinks, cheese pizza, and other foods. It becomes more in line with the taste of Skrulls', and it is easier to make them fat. And it can form genetic obesity." Dr. Hank Pushed the black frame glasses.

"Genetic obesity?" Thor seems to be particularly touched by the word obesity. He asked: "I know that obesity is not very good (he patted his bulging belly), but it is just not so good, will it affect the Skrulls' civilization?"

Li Jie smiled: "It doesn't matter if one's obesity is just fat, it affects one's physical health at most. But a country's obesity is different. Especially for the genetic obesity formed by Skrulls. Let their body's blood be concentrated in the gastrointestinal part of the work to reduce the blood supply to the brain. This way people are easily tired and do not want to think. "

"Sometimes a person is lazy, just lazy. But if a civilization is lazy, it may be a regression of a few years or a decade. Of course, I am exaggerating, and things may not be like that. To the point. But it must be said that if Skrulls is all turned into a fat mansion, then they will not be so powerful at least on the spiritual level. "Li Jie said.

"And Count Messiah will be the seed we buried in Skrulls'."

"Wait, what do you mean?" Because I was busy taking care of my newborn daughter Jenny recently, Tony Stark did not come to the light meeting for a while. He heard Li Jie's words and did not turn around for a while.

"What do you mean ?? It ’s very simple, that is, at the right moment, our family is holding some Skuru captives. Let them bring back what we want them to bring back ~ IndoMTL.com ~ Li Jie smiled Laugh.

And Captain Rogers thought: "This plan is a bit risky and may not be successful."

"Actually, even if it fails, it does n’t matter, because we do n’t need to pay too much. In fact, Dr. Richards has already understood the Skrulls' gene pharmacy very well. These guys are just wasting food here. Only. Killing them will not help, and there will be no relief to the friction of the entire civilization. So why not let them go and experiment? Maybe we will have other unexpected gains? "Li Jie said I came up with my own ideas.

In the light meeting, everyone looked at each other, only Doctor Doom Dum thought for a while and said: "Wait, with my understanding of you, you should not just want to make Skrulls all fat. This feeling, one day Will eventually expand the friction. "

Li Jie smiled: "This is why I particularly appreciate you, Doctor Doom. In fact, when that day, Skrulls becomes fat, then I guess you can laugh at Doctor Doom again. This time The ridicule will no longer be American fat, but alien fat! "

"Let them tremble under your feet for your weight loss pills, Dumm!"


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