Emperor’s Domination Chapter 7021: The dog meat rolls three times, and the immortal cannot stand still
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(Take a break on the weekend, three updates!!!) In a small village, in front of the temple, there is a young man lying there. This young man is dressed in gray clothes and a leather hat. He opens his chest and lets in the sunshine. The sun shines on own’s chest, with his hands and feet spread wide, like a
The big characters lie there lazily. Such a young man has a somewhat gray face and looks like a mangy boy from the village. Especially when he has a lazy, mangy smile on his face, it makes people think that such a young man is.
A guy who idles around all day with nothing to do.
However, when Li Qiye arrived, this young man jumped up like a shrimp in the water. "Sir, sir, here." He hurriedly waved to Li Qiye. The smile on his face was like the sunshine falling from the sky. It was so bright, but also so skinny, making people feel that this guy only knows Thinking about it
Taking advantage of others and taking advantage of others all the time.
Li Qiye couldn't help but laugh and walked over.
The young man immediately swept the stone ridge in front of the temple clean, fearing that it would not be clean, and wiped it with own’s sleeves, and then moved out the old table in the temple .
Such an old table was already missing one legs, so the young man immediately used stones to cushion it.
When Li Qiye sat down, the inside of the temple was steaming with steam, and the delicious smell of meat came out.
After a while, the young man brought out an earthenware jar from the temple. The earthenware jar was still steaming, and the aroma of meat came out of it.
"Come, sir, have a bowl of dog meat. It's delicious." The young man didn't know where he brought a broken bowl. Although the bowl was a little broken, it was clean.
Li Qiye said slowly: "That's it?" "Hey, sir, there is nothing to entertain in my poor place. Only this native dog has been growing for three million years, and the meat is old and fragrant. It's hard to wait for it. When the husband came, I slaughtered it and let him taste it." The young man revealed.
Smiles all over the face.
Li Qiye smiled and said: "The native dog said, what is my crime?"
"People say that if the dog's meat rolls three times, the gods will not be able to stand still." The young man said with a smile: "But I don't know, human world, there are no gods in the first place. If the gods can eat it, then the dog will have a good life."
Li Qiye couldn't help but laugh, and sat directly on the stone ledge. He picked up his chopsticks and started eating. He ate with gusto and even drank meat soup.
The young man squatted next to him, eating looks at Li Qiye with gusto, and his mouth watered.
"Want a bite?" Li Qiye said to the young man with a smile.
"I think so too." The young man laughed, shook his head and said, "But, as a dead person, everything I eat is like chewing wax, so forget it. This is a waste of natural resources and destroys this artistic conception."
Li Qiye ate all the dog meat in the jar, not even the soup.
Although this is dog meat, it is not what human world calls dog meat. human world cannot have such thing.
After Li Qiye was full, the young man immediately took out the good wine, poured it over Li Qiye, and said with a smile: "Sir, try this wine and see how it tastes? I have been hiding this wine for 3 billion years."
Li Qiye looked at the young man slowly and said with a smile: "3 billion years ago? That was before you died." "Oh, so, it's a pity. When you were still alive, you kept it in your arms. Here, I kept thinking that one day, after a big celebration, I would have a good drink again, but I never thought that I would never drink again after feeling bored.
No, now I want to take a sip, but it tastes like plain water, boring. "Speaking of this, the young man couldn't help but sigh.
"If you are proud of life, you must have all the fun, and don't let the golden bottle stand empty against the moon." Li Qiye said with a smile. "Yes, you must have all the joy in life to be successful." The young man couldn't help but sigh and said: "In the past, I lived a hard life, just like the life of a to become a God fairy. However, the life of this fairy is still so hard. The last knife cut it off ,
I haven’t enjoyed any benefits since I landed in head. ”
"If you enjoy it, you won't become a fairy in heaven." Li Qiye drank the wine slowly and couldn't help but admired it and said: "Good wine." "Oh, sir, if there is an afterlife, I will I just want to enjoy myself, this **** of heaven, it doesn’t matter if I don’t do it or not.” The young man couldn’t help but shook his head and said: “After suffering so much, it was still a knife in the end.
This life is gone. Anyway, it's a knife anyway, I'd better be a person who enjoys it. ”
"Then you have to have an afterlife." Li Qiye said leisurely while drinking wine slowly.
The young man squatted there, looking at Li Qiye pitifully, and said: "Aren't I waiting for you, sir, to give me an afterlife? If there is an afterlife, then I will definitely eat well and drink well."
"Then what?" Li Qiye glanced at him slowly. The young man immediately rolled up own's sleeves, both eyes squinted, revealing his naked body, and suddenly he was like a lively and energetic man with endless energy. He said: "If I have an afterlife, it must be to drink the best wine and eat. The fattest
The fastest horse, the sexiest..."
At this point, the young man blinked his eyes, smiled lazily, and said: "Sir, you understand, you understand."
Li Qiye couldn't help but laugh and said leisurely: "It seems that we have no friendship at all. We can't eat a bowl of meat from you, drink a glass of wine from you, and then live in the next life. This would be too hasty."
"Hey, sir, you are right, you are right." The young man couldn't help but sigh, and said with a smile: "Oh, it's all my fault that I didn't know the goods back then, and I was indifferent back then, but now I can't afford it. It’s too high to reach.”
Li Qiye couldn't help but laugh, and said with a faint smile: "You were already an immortal back then, how could you take an ant in your eyes." "So, it's too late to regret it now, it's too late to regret it "The young man sat there, sighing, and said: "If I had known this, I should have invested in my husband well back then. It would be much easier to ask my husband for my life today.
, that's much easier. ”
"That's true." Li Qiye said with a leisurely smile: "But, I understand, back then you were still thinking about how to do everything in the world. If you defeat Old Thief Heaven, you will be the next Old Thief Heaven."
"That's all bullshit." The young man couldn't help but shook his head and said: "I was deceived into lameness. If I hadn't been deceived into lameness back then, maybe I would still be alive and kicking now."
Li Qiye drank wine and smiled slowly and said: "If you own don't have this ambition, how can others deceive you."
"I can only say that I am still too young and trust people too easily." The young man couldn't help but shook his head and said.
Li Qiye spit out a mouthful of wine. looks at, a young man, said with a smile: "Are you too young? In front of you, I am junior from junior. In terms of age, I am the baby among babies."
"Can it be compared? It's different, it's different." The young man said seriously: "I am older and don't have a long memory, so how can I compare with Mr."
"Forget it, own doesn't even believe what you said, let alone me." Li Qiye couldn't help but smile and shook his head. "Hey, these are words from the bottom of my heart Ah!." The young man was very serious and said with sincerity on his face: "I was just too young and was fooled into it by Old Ghosts like Shen Tian and Yinxian. In the end, I didn't get any benefits.
Involved in own’s life. ”
Li Qiye slowly squints at glanced at him, couldn't help but laugh, and said: "Who dragged people in back then? Were you really tricked into coming in?"
"I am absolutely innocent. I was definitely tricked into this." The young man immediately became dignified, raised his hand and swore, saying, "I swear, if I had not been innocent back then, I would have been struck by five thunderbolts from heaven." "Boom --" a resonate sound, as soon as he finished speaking, a thunderbolt struck straight down, and with a "boom" loud sound, it struck the young man directly, and the young man was "Ah!”" A scream
, fell straight to the ground, with green smoke rising from his body.
After a while, the young man jumped up from the ground. He was gray-haired and with green smoke coming out of his body. When he jumped up, he pointed at sky cursed and said: "Grandma's Old Thief Heaven, I'm already dead, why don't you let me go, you piece of shit, you don't need to worry about me like this if I lie, right? People in the world lie a lot
Go, why don't you strike them with lightning, but insist on striking me. ”
"Because you want him to die, he has already disliked you. Now that you are dead and talking nonsense, he will kill you." Li Qiye said slowly.
The young man couldn't help but say cursed and said: "Grandma's bear, this **** god, one day I will kill him --"
"Boom --" a resonate sound, another thunder struck directly, hitting the young man's body, causing him to fall straight down, with green smoke rising from his body. After a while, the young man got up, his whole body trembling. This time, he didn't jump up and say cursed, so he had to admit defeat and said: "Okay, you are cruel and you are strong, I will not fight today." Your general plan
Comparedly, it is natural for me to beat my son, and it is no big deal. ”
"I'm beating my son?" Li Qiye looked at the young man up and down and said with a smile: "You are so good at putting gold on own's face. When did Old Thief Heaven become your father?"
"Hey, if you can't beat me, you have to take advantage of others." The young man couldn't help but smile and said: "Sir, you can't let me not even take advantage of you?" With a "pop", Li Qiye He squirted out a sip of wine, laughed, and said: "Inexplicably, there is an extra old man, or is he taking advantage of others? A cheap son like you is really rare."