Empress with no Virtue Chapter 101: One of the spoof episodes

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Ji Wu Jiu used to wake up at five o'clock in the morning because he had to go to court.

When he opened his eyes this morning, with the faint light coming through the bed curtain, he found another Ji Wu Jiu lying in front of him.

Ji Wu Jiu suddenly woke up completely and sat up suddenly, pressing his hands on Ji Wu Jiu's neck. Then, he saw his white, delicate and slender hands.

He was stunned, put his hands in front of him, turned them over and looked carefully, then touched his face, and finally stopped with his hands on his chest and pressed it.

No matter what, **** cannot deceive others...

So he discovered that he seemed to have lived in Zhen Zhen's body.

At this time, Feng Youde saw that the emperor did not get up on time, so he asked Su Feng on duty to call him. Su Feng gently opened the curtain and saw that the emperor was still awake, and the queen was sitting cross-legged next to him, holding her **** obscenely with her hands.

Su Feng: "..."

Ji Wu Jiu covered his mouth and coughed, then said, "You go out first."

"Your Majesty, it's time for the Emperor to get up and go to court." Su Feng couldn't help but remind him.

"I... really don't have to worry," Ji Wu Jiu replied, "I'll call him."

After sending Su Feng away, Ji Wu Jiu shook Ye Zhen Zhen awake.

When Ye Zhen Zhen opened her eyes and saw an identical version of herself, her reaction was much calmer than that of Ji Wu Jiu - she turned her head and closed her eyes and continued to sleep.

This is really a bizarre dream, she thought drowsily.

"Zhen Zhen, get up quickly, something big happened." Ji Wu Jiu could only keep shaking.

Ye Zhenzhen finally woke up, and after discovering the truth of the matter, she rolled her eyes in fear.

Ji Wu Jiu hugged her into his arms, "Don't be afraid, there must be a way to get it back."

At this time, Sufeng came in again to see the situation. The bed curtain had been lifted up, and she saw the Queen holding the Emperor in her arms very boldly, while the Emperor meekly rested his head on the Queen's shoulder with a sad look on his face.

Su Feng: "..."

When Ji Wu Jiu saw Su Feng, he lowered his head and said in Ye Zhen Zhen's ear, "You go to court for me first, and I'll stay and figure out a solution."

"How can I go to court..."

"On small matters, you can just make the decision directly. If you are unsure about big matters, just ask the cabinet ministers."

Ye Zhen Zhen nodded and was helped out of bed by Ji Wu Jiu. Sufeng invited several palace ladies to change her into a dragon robe.

There is a dragon chariot carrying it from Kunning Palace to Huangji Gate. His Majesty the Emperor was sitting on the dragon chariot with a very bad expression on his face, like a frightened little rabbit, as if facing a powerful enemy.

Feng Youde secretly looked at His Majesty the Emperor's expression and thought to himself that the Emperor was probably punished by the Empress last night.

As for how to clean it up, I can’t say. Feng Youde lowered his head and imagined many versions in his mind, each one more exciting than the last.

In Kunning Palace, the Queen and the Emperor actually got up together. This was really rare. The people waiting below were very strange. Of course, they were only strange in their hearts.

After breakfast, the Queen sat in a daze beside the flower garden in the courtyard.

Ji Wu Jiu carefully thought about the abnormality before falling asleep last night, and the answer was that there was nothing abnormal.

He and Zhen Zhen just... exercised a little too intensely...

This is understandable, because Zhen Zhen has been pestered by Ji Zhengze in the past few days, and they have no chance to be intimate with each other.

Is the secret just doing that?

When Ji Wu Jiu thought of this, his head was filled with black lines. Although she knew that the other person's core was Zhen Zhen, physically she was still him, a man. He has no interest in kissing me with a man who looks exactly like him. Just thinking about it gives me chills.

Besides, Zhen Zhen must also have a mental disorder, and it’s unclear whether she can lift it.

Ji Wu Jiu touched his nose and couldn't think about it anymore...

Ye Zhenzhen went to court fairly smoothly.

Although everyone feels that His Majesty the Emperor today is a bit unusual, a bit... out of the ordinary.

But no one dared to ask. Like Feng Youde, everyone attributed the reason to the couple's life. After all, the emperor had just walked out of Kunning Palace.

After the court meeting, Feng Youde reminded His Majesty the Emperor: You made an appointment with Mr. Fang to go to Yangxin Hall to discuss matters after the court meeting.

Ye Zhen Zhen has now become somewhat accustomed to Ji Wu Jiu's body. She was heartless, so she was no longer in a hurry, and came to the Nourishing Heart Hall with her chest held high.

I was anxious in the Yangxin Hall and took a nap.

Conclusion: Very convenient.

So Ye Zhenzhen liked this body a little bit.

Fang Xiuqing came to Yangxin Hall as promised, and Ye Zhenzhen looked at him with squinted eyes. When Fang Xiuqing saw her, she trembled for no reason, always feeling that something bad was going to happen.

But what could possibly happen? The emperor told him that he only came here to discuss state affairs. He asked himself that he had done nothing wrong recently.

Since Fang Xiuqing had made some obstacles to the Ye family and Ye Zhenzhen herself, Ye Zhenzhen had always wanted to teach him a lesson. But this old guy is the pillar of the country, and it is not easy for her as a queen to directly intervene in dealing with ministers.

Now that's good, it's time to wait for the opportunity.

Ye Zhenzhen stood up and walked to Fang Xiuqing.

Fang Xiuqing looked respectful, waiting for her to speak.

However, His Majesty the Emperor did not speak, but raised his hand and pulled his beard.

Fang Xiuqing: "..."

"Master Fang's beard is really good."

"Thank you, Your Majesty." Fang Xiuqing touched his beard unconsciously. His beard was beautiful and well-maintained. Someone compiled a "Beautiful Beard Guide" and he was on the list. For a man, especially an old man, the beard is as important as the face, and even the beard is a bit more important than the face.

So Fang Xiuqing was quite proud of his beautiful beard. When he heard the emperor praising him, he felt proud even though he didn't show it on his face.

However, the emperor's next words were like thunder, "It must take a lot of effort to maintain such a beautiful beard. I think it's better to shave it off."

Fang Xiuqing was a little stunned, "Your Majesty?"

"What, you can't understand me... what I'm saying?"

Fang Xiuqing knelt down and said, "I don't know what mistake I have made, please let me know clearly." He didn't understand why His Majesty the Emperor suddenly found trouble. Besides, the way of finding trouble was too bizarre...

"You didn't make a mistake, I just didn't like it, and it affected my mood. You should understand this truth, 'Eat the king's salary, share the king's worries'. Do you need me to say it a second time?"

Fang Xiuqing's thoughts turned and she understood the key. The Emperor has no beard, no, to be precise, the Emperor cannot have a beard. Because the empress did not like the emperor to have a beard, the emperor had to shave regularly, so the emperor was always busy and looked like a pretty boy.

To sum up, the emperor must be jealous of his beautiful beard.

Fang Xiuqing was a little aggrieved, a little helpless, and a little sympathetic to the emperor. So he took the order and left.

Ye Zhenzhen stayed in Yangxin Hall for a while and then left. She felt that she had no choice but to go to court for Ji Wu Jiu, so there was no need for criticism. She first went to Cining Palace to pay a visit to the Empress Dowager, and received a lot of looks. Then she returned to Kunning Palace and went to Ji Wu Jiu to discuss the soul exchange.

Ji Wu Jiu was almost annoyed to death by Ji Zhengze.

He was originally a quiet person, but when it came to his son, he always acted like a strict father, and gradually he became a bit arrogant. Now he suddenly became Ye Zhenzhen. Whenever he was about to give Ji Zhengze a straight face, tears would well up in the little guy's eyes, and the maids and eunuchs around him would silently condemn him with their eyes.

He had to endure it.

When Ye Zhenzhen returned to Kunning Palace, she saw "herself" lying on the lounge chair in front of the flower garden. Ji Zheng crawled along her legs into her arms, and was picked up by her clothes and put down. Ji Zhengze kept crawling and she threw again and again.

Both of them were not tired and happily repeated the activity.

Ye Zhenzhen walked over, looked down at the person on the recliner, and sighed, "I found that I am pretty good-looking."

Ji Wu Jiu glanced at her.

Ji Zhengze called out "Father" abruptly, and then his body suddenly flew into the air. His father actually picked him up and kissed him heavily on the face.

Ji Zhengze opened his eyes wide in flattery.

Ye Zhenzhen pinched Ji Zhengze's little nose and said with a smile, "Son, are you good today?" As she said that, she pressed her forehead against his and rubbed it gently.

Ji Zhengze turned to look at the person on the recliner, "Mother, is your father crazy?"

Ye Zhenzhen: "..."

Ji Wu Jiu: "..."

Ye Zhenzhen asked someone to take Ji Zhengze away, and she still wanted to discuss business matters with Ji Wu Jiu.

But there was nothing to discuss in business, because Ji Wu Jiu didn't find any solution.

"Why don't you try kissing first?" Ji Wu Jiu said. Well, what is a kind of physical communication? Kissing is also a kind of physical contact and communication. What if you kiss and then switch back?

Although kissing "myself" is a little embarrassing, the pressure is less and it is easier to break the psychological burden.

After hearing this, Ye Zhenzhen lowered her head and kissed him, then raised her head and said, "No change."

Ji Wu Jiu decided to have a deep kiss. So he stood up from the recliner. In order to make room for him, Ye Zhenzhen took two steps back. Not wanting to touch the edge of the flower bed, she tripped and lay down among the flowers. Ji Wu Jiu wanted to help her up, but since it was not his own body, his reaction was not that flexible and he let her fall down.

There is a patch of peonies planted in the flowerbed. The flowers are in bloom at this time, and the large peonies are graceful and delicate.

Ji Wu Jiu stepped forward, sat on Ye Zhen Zhen's waist, held her face and lowered his head to kiss her.

The two of them worked hard and lingered for a long time.

The palace maids and eunuchs who were passing by saw the empress pressing His Majesty the Emperor to the ground and kissing him, and suddenly thought, it turns out that the Emperor likes wild things, no wonder other women cannot be favored.

As they kissed, Ji Wu Jiu's vision went dark. When he woke up, he found that the person in front of him had changed back to Ye Zhen Zhen.

Ye Zhenzhen also discovered this and said in surprise, "I finally changed back!"

Ji Wu Jiu turned over and pinned her down. The peonies beside them swayed gently with their movements, and a blooming pink peony hung on Ye Zhen Zhen's face. The flower was like a beauty, and the beauty was like a flower.

“Only peonies are the true national beauty,” Ji Wu Jiu smiled, lowered his head and kissed her again, while kissing her he said, “Zhen Zhen, let’s meet here tonight, okay?”

Ye Zhenzhen was in a good mood and agreed wholeheartedly. She thought she would come here to enjoy the flowers when they met at night, but she found that she was too pure.

That night the moon was shining brightly, among the peonies, the mandarin ducks crossed their necks, and the mood of spring was full.

The next day, Ji Wu Jiu woke up early and found that he was still himself, so he felt relieved and went to court refreshed.

Then, he discovered that Fang Xiuqing was a little special today - this guy had been looking at him with a particularly resentful look, which made him feel a little guilty for no reason.

The strangest thing is that Fang Xiuqing also shaved off his beard. At first glance, he looked like Feng Youde's long-lost brother.

I am puzzled.

The author has something to say: Thank you cumulus for the mines, okay.