Fairy, Stop Making Trouble Chapter 101: Jiang·Huyou·Bridge
In the evening, Jiang Qiao's parents went to bed early.
He took a change of clothes and went to take a bath. Bai Yueling sat cross-legged on the sofa alone, with soft overhead chandeliers, the air conditioner in the living room was blowing heat, Fu Lu Shouxi ran naughty, the master bedroom Jiang Tiancheng's snoring could be heard occasionally.
A faint thought lingered in Bai Yueling's heart.
This kind of atmosphere is probably the so-called warm, right?
The days of cultivating immortals are mostly hard, especially when the master is gone. She has not experienced it for a long time.
Fairy Bai stared at Little Black and Little White for a while, then took out her phone and skillfully opened her V-blog.
Aside from games, her favorite thing is to surf the Internet. The world is so big, and there are countless interesting things happening every second. Even just watching people share their cats and dogs is better than spying on others with fairy sense. interesting.
After a while, Jiang Qiao came out of the shower. He was blowing his hair with a hair dryer, and Bai Yueling looked up and asked him softly while brushing the small video.
“Why do some people rent their girlfriends home for Chinese New Year?”
He thought about it and said: "When people reach a certain age, if they don't have any male (female) friends, their parents will be very anxious. I'm thinking of a way to rent my girlfriend home, but it doesn't matter if I'll be found out in the second year, I'll be stable for a whole year anyway."
"Just like you are now?"
Jiang Qiao secretly glanced at the master bedroom, listened to the regular purring, and nodded reassuringly: "Ah yes, almost."
"It's a lot worse, you didn't say give me money." Bai Yueling looked serious.
Jiangqiao: "???"
"Do you think that I don't understand these bullies, so you feel at ease withholding my due salary?"
Jiang Qiao hesitated for a long time: "No, how can you think like this, aren't we mutual help?"
Bai Yueling is a little proud: "What you said, one code is one code. Now you are asking me, and you didn't tell me at first, that is deception!"
Jiang Qiao was speechless, fooling the fairy all day long, but he didn't expect that he would fall into the pit today.
While he was taking a shower, what did this woman look at and start catching him for wool?
Should I say she's a fairy? Can you find business opportunities to make money just by taking a bath?
Jiang Qiao was silent for a long time, then muttered, "Then...how much do you think is appropriate."
"How about one hundred yuan a day?" The tone of discussion.
In Bai Yueling's eyes, 100 yuan is already a lot. Jiang Qiao said that ordinary mortals only work 8 yuan per hour, and some are even less than that.
"No, it's too expensive."
Jiang Qiao refused without thinking about it.
He felt that he had to lower the price, otherwise Fairy Bai would not be able to find a reason to search for his poor savings in the future?
"If you live with me, you are already getting a portion of the payment. Fifty dollars a day, no more."
"Good."
Bai Yueling nodded, and there was even a little bit of joy in her heart. She was just trying to talk about it, and she really agreed without Jiang Qiao. Although the price was half lower, it was better than nothing.
Seeing her neat and tidy performance, Jiang Qiao suddenly felt that the price he gave was still too high, and he should cut it a little more.
He coughs lightly.
"Fifty a day is a short-term price, that is to say, you have to play the role of a good girlfriend when you go out to meet friends and go home to meet your elders, but the shortcomings are also obvious. You can't earn a few in those few days. money."
Bai Yueling nodded and said pertinently: "What about the long term?"
"It's cheaper in the long run, 30 a day, play my girlfriend anytime, anywhere. The advantage is that the water lasts a long time, 365 days a year, and there are gifts every holiday. , it can easily exceed ten thousand in a year."
Bai Yueling hesitated.
She is very good at math in elementary school, and it must be a long-term cost-effective calculation. In addition to the income from the usual massage for him, she can save tens of thousands a year, which is a step closer to moving out.
But...
"It's fine in the long run, but I won't sleep with you!" She narrowed her eyes.
"Of course, it's fake after all." Jiang Qiao laughed.
"When you find a girlfriend, our agreement will be void."
"Totally agree." Jiang Qiao nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
When the time comes, the fake becomes real, and it will be invalidated naturally.
"Then...then I promise." She whispered like a mosquito.
Jiang Qiao blinked excitedly, is this a success?
As we all know, habit is a very scary thing, even if she is a fairy, when she is used to it, she will be inseparable from him at that time.
"Cough, since you agreed, let's talk about some precautions for girlfriends."
"Is there any other precautions?" Fairy Bai widened her eyes.
"Sure, do you think it's true if you say it's my girlfriend? Others have to look at the actual relationship between the two of us, or I'll spend money on just one title? I'm not a fool."
Bai Yueling nodded dazedly, this makes sense, and Jiang Qiao is indeed not a fool, a thief.
“What do we do then?”
"Have you seen the TV series? Some people who are not directly related in real life play roles such as husband, wife, father, son, etc. in the drama, and they are deeply in love and cry for a second. This kind of acting is often the best. It is also called immersive acting. The two are husband and wife in the play, and friends outside the play, and they do not interfere with each other." Jiang Qiao said as an example.
"Well, then what?"
"So, it's the same for us pretending to be lovers. We have to play our roles well when we get money to do things. Don't my parents think we are quarreling today? This means that the relationship is not in place, and I can still use it now. We just got to know each other and are in the running-in period, but it is impossible that after a few months and a year, it will still be like this, so it is easy to be suspicious.”
"I see. You mean it's hard to tell what's true and what's false. Others think we're true, but it's actually false." Bai Yueling was stunned.
"As expected of a fairy, she is smart." Jiang Qiao smiled slightly, and he did not hesitate to praise him at this opportunity to gain his favor.
"How exactly?"
"Specifically, real couples usually kiss..."
As soon as she heard the kiss, Fairy Bai's face immediately flashed with shame.
"This money is too dirty, I don't earn it!"
"Hey, don't worry, I haven't finished speaking yet. Only real couples kiss. We are fake."
Fairy Bai snorted softly: "That's almost the same, let's continue."
"To put it bluntly, it is actually a relationship above a friend. The words and behavior are more intimate than friends, but they are not as ambiguous as lovers. At most..."
Jiang Qiao secretly glanced at her: "Hold hands at most."
"Tethered you like this afternoon?"
"No no no no!"
It was a dog in the afternoon. He was just a gamer, not a dog.
"I'm talking about interlocking fingers." Jiang Qiao blinked and put his hands together in a pretentious manner.
"No." Fairy Bai didn't even think about rejecting it outright. After all, this guy still wanted to take advantage of her.
"Then Gogo Littlefinger Head Office, right? At least it has to give the impression that we are really in a relationship. Of course, this is a high-end consumption outside of the service content. I pay double the price, so that neither It's too ambiguous, and others won't be suspicious, you still make money, so do I..." He suddenly got stuck.
"What are you?" Fairy Bai was suspicious.
"I also avoided the hassle of being urged to marry and have a blind date, and I achieved four birds with one stone." Jiang Qiao blurted out.
Fairy Bai thought for a while. Generally speaking, she would only pull the hook when they agreed with each other. This move is really not ambiguous.
"Okay." She nodded in agreement.
"But I've never been in a relationship, what if someone sees it out at a glance?" Fairy Bai said weakly.
Jiang Qiao skillfully pulled up her little hand, hooked her little finger lightly, and said slowly, "It's alright, I haven't talked about it, but we can try to talk. Learning, there is a process."
Fairy White froze, and immediately pulled out her fingers, watching him reveal a warning~IndoMTL.com~What are you doing! "
"Exercise, didn't we agree just now?"
"Then today...today..."
"I'll add money, double today." Jiang Qiao looked serious.
"Oh..."
Bai Yueling stretched out her little finger and hooked him like a lock. I don't know why it felt different from before, and my heart was always pounding.
It's awkward and weird.
The two were pulling and pulling for a while, and Bai Yueling found that her Taoism couldn't calm down. She stood up in a panic and walked to her bedroom.
"I went back to my room to rest!"
Jiang Qiao held back a smile: "Good night, my fairy, see you tomorrow."
"Night...good night, my...my...my..."
"Your what?"
"My dog!" Bai Yueling glared at him.
Bai Yueling gently closed the door, and after a few seconds, she quietly opened a small slit, and saw that Jiang Qiao was adding milk to Fu Lu Shou Xi.
She hesitated and said, "Jiang Qiao, is our relationship fake?"
"Of course, I paid for it." Jiang Qiao looked back at her.
Bai Yueling finally breathed a sigh of relief, the payment was fake, and the two were in an employment relationship, so it shouldn't be taken as real.
The door to the guest room closes again.
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(When the novel turned into an autobiography, I found that the inspiration was exhausted. In reality, there are so many things that happen every day. You have to let time fly for a while, don’t rush, don’t rush, beautify the daily life and have a daily life, right? As a digression, the fun thing every day is to lie to my wife and kiss~)
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