Fairy, Stop Making Trouble Chapter 143: Icy, ultra-thin, one (Happy New Year!)

Two days later.

"You really don't stay at home for two more days?" Xia Qinghe asked.

"Don't wait, it's as if you and my dad are at home every day, doing laundry and cooking for us without having to work." Jiang Qiao complained.

Xia Qinghe was full of disgust: "Go, go, go wherever you like, as long as Yueling stays at home with me."

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Jiang Qiao was speechless for a while. His son looked like he was picking it up on the side of the road. He only had his daughter-in-law in his eyes, and he could only say that he was a real mother.

Fairy Bai blushed slightly: "A... Auntie, I... I also want to follow up the mountain."

Xia Qinghe smiled and held her hand: "I know, I'm joking with you."

She said and glared at Jiang Qiao: "Is everything packed? Then take it to the garage, your dad will be waiting for you there."

Jiang Qiao pouted, pulled two suitcases to the garage, and carried a space bag with Fu Lu Shou Xi in it. Now that he was going back to the mountain, he couldn't leave them at home.

Watching Jiang Qiao go out, Xia Qinghe took out a red envelope that had already been prepared and stuffed it into her arms, exhorting: "Yueling, this is for you, go back and open it again, you know?"

Fairy Bai nodded dumbfoundedly. She didn't understand why Aunt Xia gave her a kit. She had to go back and open it. Is there anything important to explain?

"Let's go, let's wait for the father and son at the gate of the community, Yueling, if Jiang Qiao dares to bully you, just tell me you know?"

"He won't bully me..."

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"Dad, Mom said you will take us back to the mountain?" Jiang Qiao closed the trunk with a snap, opened the door and sat in.

"Otherwise? Do you have a car?" Jiang Tiancheng glanced at the rear-view mirror and chatted to death in one sentence.

Jiang Qiao stopped talking while holding the cat bag, and began to wonder if he was his biological son, or why he kept scolding him, and he didn't provoke anyone today.

"Meow~meow~" Fu Lu Shouxi cried nervously when he arrived at an unfamiliar place.

Jiang Tiancheng's eyes fell on the space bag, and his lips squirmed a few times: "Do you want to bring back both cats?"

"Do you want one?"

Jiang Qiao raised his eyebrows, and he could hear the implication in a second. During this time, Jiang Tiancheng hugged the cat and slapped it. It could be seen that he really liked it.

"If you find it troublesome, I can help you raise it. The little white is good, but the black one is not good. You can't find it if you hide."

"That won't work. These two are brothers. Have you heard that the brothers were raised separately? I never saw Xiao Yu'er and Hua Wu Que become enemies after they were separated."

Jiang Tiancheng's face suddenly darkened. Why don't you ask questions? Are you pure hearted?

How could he give birth to such a son, ask him to have a cat, and give a messy example, it's outrageous.

"Where is your mother?"

"Should be waiting at the gate."

Jiang Tiancheng opened the storage box at hand, took out a pink box and threw it to him.

"What is this?"

Jiang Qiao took a look at it, and the words "ice cool", "ultra-thin", "safe" and "001" were written on it.

Jiang Qiao: "..."

This little old man...

He didn't know what to say for a while.

"Dad, do you still have this stuff in your car at all times? Don't tell me you're unfaithful to my mom!"

Jiang Tiancheng said angrily: "Go away, what nonsense are you talking about? This is what your mother told me to give it to you. I know you young people are very energetic, so...cough, you have to pay attention to safety when doing certain things. Do you know?"

Jiang Qiao: "..."

He wanted to ask a question, are you two free to do anything? Worry about some of these?

He held it back for a long time, then simply gave up the explanation, knowing that the explanation was useless, this little old lady, the little old man has been thinking about it, two people living together for a long time, eating and sleeping together, it will not happen at all Otherwise, who believes?

Even if it doesn't happen temporarily, it will happen over time, so be prepared for it.

He thought about it for a while, and said very "euphemistically": "Thank you so much for helping me consider such private personal issues in advance."

Jiang Tiancheng's face turned red, and he knew that this was inappropriate. He was too broad.

Today's young people play with more flowers than they do, and know more about nature than them. What kind of blessing, female bodhisattva, doll... have never heard of it.

"Cough, you can do what you have in mind. In a word, don't mess around. Be a person who is responsible to the family and the society. Before doing things, think clearly and don't waste other girls."

"Are you worrying a little too much? Do I seem like such a senseless person?" Jiang Qiao said angrily.

It's useless for Miss Heart Demon to try her best to tempt him every night. If he is really the kind of person with bad intentions, Fairy Bai is probably pregnant by now.

"Hmmmm..."

Jiang Tiancheng didn't say more, the car ignited slowly and drove out of the garage, and at a glance he saw the future mother-in-law and daughter-in-law waiting at the gate of the community.

Jiang Qiao glanced out the window at Fairy Bai, and quickly put the small pink box in his pocket and hid it. This thing can't be exposed.

Cough, a person should have a dream for the future, what if Fairy Bai agreed to him one day, and then used it in a confused way?

There was nothing to say all the way. Twenty minutes later, the car drove directly into the Fairy Peak. Jiang Tiancheng looked at some of the scenic spots that were still being rectified, and turned to look at his son with a dark face.

"That's what you said about the park opening soon to welcome guests? I used to work in the Cultural and Tourism Commission, at least one month, and all kinds of audits have to be counted. Now there is an epidemic, the Spring Festival There must be no drama before."

Jiang Qiao: "..."

He wanted to say can you not be so shrewd? This also made him lie, saying that he can't tell the truth, and he can't open one eye and close the other?

The car finally stopped at the platform in front of the convenience store. The father and mother knew that the reason why the two wanted to go up the mountain was simply to think about the world of two.

Jiang Qiao took all the luggage out of the trunk and said directly: "The upstairs is not cleaned, so I won't ask you to go up and sit down. The road down the mountain is slippery, so drive slowly."

Jiang Tiancheng nodded: "Okay, my mother and I didn't plan to go upstairs, anyway, the Chinese New Year is coming soon, can you still go home for the New Year?"

The two watched the black SUV go away. Fairy Bai looked at the snow-covered mountain, closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and said quietly, "It's still comfortable on the mountain."

Jiang Qiao Ying winked: "It's normal to be comfortable, because this is a home for both of us, and it has a psychological effect."

She blushed slightly, and then immediately said with a cold face: "If you say this again, it will shake my heart, believe it or not, I will call you!"

"My fairy, then you can call me. Anyway, I'm used to being electrocuted. How hard the power is, it shows how deep my love is. If you hesitate not to call me, it means you are worried about me. I'm happier."

Fairy Bai was stunned. Can this person be a little more shameless? He has already said all the good and bad things, so what else did she say?

"Humph!"

She snorted angrily, hugged Pikachu and left.

"Bring the key, I'll open the door."

"Oh."

Jiang Qiao took out the key from his arms, when a small pink box happened to roll down at her feet.

"What is this?"

Fairy Bai bent over to pick it up, Jiang Qiao's heart suddenly tightened, and he reached out to grab it: "Hey, it's useless, it's just an empty box, give it to me."

"Since it's useless, why are you so nervous?"

Fairy Bai lightly avoided and read the words above softly.

"Okamoto 001, ice cool and ultra-thin three-pack, rich in hyaluronic acid water-soluble lubricant, this product is a single-use condom, used for contraceptive purposes and helps prevent sexually transmitted diseases."

After listening to her clearly read the product description, Jiang Qiao immediately covered his face, and his embarrassed toes could dig out a three-bedroom and one-hall in the snow.

It's numb, how can this woman be so rude! Also read it, isn't it embarrassing?

"Why are you covering your face when you have nothing to do?" Fairy Bai turned to look at him, her eyes full of doubts.

Jiang Qiao was stunned: "Uh...you don't know?"

"Know what?"

"It's okay, it's just cold on the mountain, and my face was frozen. I rubbed it, and now it's much more comfortable."

"So, what is this? The box is still new, it seems like it hasn't been opened yet?" She sniffed it, but it didn't smell much.

"The last time we went to the square for New Year's Eve, did you know that there was an old man selling balloons?"

She nodded: "So, this is filled with balloons?"

"Uh...about the same, but the balloon is inflated, which is for water."

"Shouldn't that be called a water polo?" Fairy Bai was even more puzzled.

Jiang Qiao's tone was stagnant, and he scratched his head: "It may be safer to use it..."

"Maybe?"

"Don't ask me, I've never used it!"

"But don't you just want to use it when you buy it? Why don't you buy it?" Fairy Bai plausibly said.

"But...it might be useful in the future." Jiang Qiao felt a little guilty for some reason when he said this.

In case she knew the real purpose of this thing, he was afraid that three legs would be broken, and the two of them had not even written a word. I'm afraid that the three views will be overturned, how can you bear it!

"Oh, then let me know when you use it in the future, I want to take a look." She said seriously.

Jiang Qiao was suddenly choked, Fairy, this is not interesting, it will kill people, oh, using this will not kill people.

"Let's have a chance."

Fairy Bai nodded ignorantly, but she always felt that there was something in Jiang Qiao's words, as if there was something hidden from her, she would ask Du Niang to take a look.

"How do I open this door?"

"Stand on, turn the key to the right, then release it, and the shutter will automatically go up."

With a series of clattering sounds, the convenience store opened again, and there was a smell that had been accumulated for several days.

"Yueling, you put these things up first, and I'll let the store breathe."

"Okay."

Half an hour later, Jiangqiao closed the door and went upstairs. The two kittens of Fu Lu Shouxi skillfully occupy the softest position of the sofa.

Jiang Qiao took out the mop and mopped the floor, and saw Fairy Bai staring at a red envelope filled to the brim.

"My mother gave it?"

"Ah? Well, my aunt gave this to me, and specially asked me to go home and then open it again. I'm now hesitating whether to open it or not." Fairy Bai nodded very seriously.

"Open, why not."

"Generally speaking, the kits are only opened when there is no way to do something, but I have not encountered difficulties now."

"A tip?" Jiang Qiao looked strange.

However, money can make a ghost run the mill, and many things that are helpless can indeed be solved with the ability of money, and it seems that there is nothing wrong with it.

"Yeah! Tips!"

"This is a red envelope, which contains money. Our rule here is that when a daughter-in-law comes to the door for the first time, the parents of the husband must hand over a red envelope. The amount depends on the family's circumstances. Generally speaking, the larger the amount, the better The more satisfied the daughter-in-law is."

Hearing the words "daughter-in-law", Fairy Bai was stunned for a while.

She glared at him angrily and said loudly: "I'm in a fake relationship with you, who... who is your daughter-in-law!"

"So? That's great!"

Jiang Qiao snatched the red envelope from her hand, opened it and took out a stack of brand-new red grandpa Mao, and swung his wrist in front of her with a clattering sound.

"Listen to this, it's several thousand dollars. According to our agreement, if you are my girlfriend, then this red envelope is yours. Since you don't want it, then I have to reluctantly accept it. My Fairy, thank you for helping me cheat thousands of dollars from my mother again."

Fairy Bai was stunned. She used her hands to cheat her aunt's money. Can this person be any more shameless!

"Give it to me! Auntie gave it to me!" she said angrily.

"Nonsense~IndoMTL.com~ My mother gave it to her daughter-in-law, but you are not her daughter-in-law."

Fairy Bai's little face is wrinkled and tangled, what should I do? I'm so angry.

If you want money, you have to admit that she is his girlfriend, otherwise you can only watch Jiang Qiao swallow the thousands of dollars alone, but Aunt Xia clearly gave it to her, but if she admits it, it happens to be in Jiang Qiao's arms. , didn't he just want to be his wife?

"I... I can be your daughter-in-law today, but after 0 o'clock today, it won't count!" She said hesitantly.

Jiang Qiao looked serious: "That's not good, do you know what a daughter-in-law is? Go home and see your parents if you have nothing to do. The most important thing is that we both have to get married."

When she heard that she had to get married, Fairy Bai was taken aback. Back then, so many young talents gave her countless treasures without looking at her. They wanted to bribe her for just a few thousand dollars?

But... it looks like a lot of money. Everything in this world costs money, especially if you live alone without him, you need more money.

After thinking about it carefully, you must not sell your conscience for money. Greed is also a kind of desire, which is not beneficial to practice.

"Then I don't want it."

"Really not?"

"No!" She squeezed her fingers and said through gritted teeth.

He said with a smile: "That's it, I'll keep it for you first, and when you figure it out, I'll give you the red envelope."

"I won't be your daughter-in-law, Jiang Qiao, you can't shake my heart! Sooner or later I will forget you!" she exclaimed.

"You forget, even if you lose your memory, I still like you. As the saying goes, Fairy Fairy, Jiang Qiao is so begging, I like you to be upright and upright, and it's not a shameful thing."

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