Fairy, Stop Making Trouble Chapter 145: The fairy is down!
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(Thanks to Brother Ying for being cute! Brother Ying is cheating!)
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"What kind of eyes do you have?"
"No...nothing." Jiang Qiao quickly looked away.
At this time, he didn't dare to think otherwise. First of all, he had to survive in the hands of Fairy Bai.
"How can there be such... that kind of obscene plot?" She raised her finger, and the kitchen knife in the kitchen automatically flew over and hung on his waist.
Jiang Qiao shuddered violently, feeling that if he didn't tell the truth, he would become a **** from now on.
"Because it's butter." He lowered his head and muttered in a very low voice.
Bai Xianzi naturally has excellent hearing. She squinted her eyes and asked, "What is butter?"
"It's just a dirty game." Still very quiet.
"Go ahead."
The cold, emotionless voice sounded, obviously Fairy Bai hadn't heard what she wanted.
"It's similar to those astringent pictures and small videos, except that there are text plots and sound animations. Players will have a strong sense of substitution from the beginning of the strategy."
Looking at the kitchen knife floating in front of him, Jiang Qiao's face was pale and pale, for fear that Fairy Bai would be too angry, and in a fit of rage forced him to change sex.
Speaking of the sense of substitution, Fairy Bai was so angry that she vomited blood. She touched her head well, but suddenly giving her such a blow made her whole body unwell.
It is no different from being hit hard by the thieves without any precautions, and has since been injured by the Dao Dao.
This is the most unacceptable reality for an immortal cultivator who yearns for detachment.
"Finished?"
"Well, no... no more."
Seeing her murderous look, Jiang Qiao shuddered violently, covering her crotch and turning pale.
"Yueling, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, think clearly, if this thing is gone, your sexual happiness will also be gone."
Fairy White thought of the various words of tigers and wolves mentioned on Zhihu, and blushed and spat.
"Shut up, who wants that kind of sex!"
Jiang Qiao knelt down and moved over, clinging to Fairy Bai's thigh without letting go of his hand, even losing his face.
"Woooooo, Yueling, you can't cut it, you mustn't cut it, it will kill people. The most important thing is that children can't be without a father."
Fairy Bai was stunned for a moment, and looked at him blankly: "child, what child?"
"Cough...I mean, in case, after all, we really love each other, sooner or later we will end, uh..."
The kitchen knife slammed with a sound, and stopped in front of his neck. The sharp blade stabbed the skin, goosebumps all over his body, and the cold sweat broke down instantly.
"What?"
"Companion, stone, friendship, crystallization, structure..." He said a lot of words in one go.
Fairy Bai snorted softly, and the kitchen knife swirled and flew around him, then automatically folded back and inserted it firmly into the knife holder in the kitchen.
Jiang Qiao finally breathed a sigh of relief, Fairy Bai still loves him after all, she can't live without sex, and her child can't live without a father.
The bridge collapses when the pier is cut, and it is no longer possible to drive.
Fairy White is so smart, how can she be ignorant?
"So, why do you have that kind of thing in your phone? Did you make a special trip to mess with my Taoism?!" She kicked Jiangqiao away, clasping her hands on her chest, her calm face could not be seen any mood.
"I'm wronged, it's all harmed by the sand sculpture group friends. It's a good thing. I downloaded it and haven't played it yet. I've only heard about this head-touching game. As for the plot, I don't know anything about it. Believe me." Jiang Qiao said sincerely.
Fairy Bai was speechless. In retrospect, after she opened the game that day, she did not find the save file.
So, is she wrong?
But if Jiang Qiao couldn't go down, how could she have noticed the app with the pink avatar that day!
Therefore, the root of all mistakes is Jiang Qiao, and the evil he planted will naturally have the evil fruit!
"I will delete all the messy things in the phone! If I find anything unsightly, Jiang Qiao, I will definitely make you a eunuch!" Fairy Bai said viciously.
"Delete, delete it."
Jiang Qiao nodded vigorously, and said weakly, "I took your phone and wanted to delete it, but you didn't give it, and I didn't dare to say it explicitly, so... so..."
"So I saw it, right?" Fairy Bai sneered again and again.
Jiang Qiao nodded helplessly.
"After all, it's still your own nasty, erotic! Otherwise, how could you not be tempted to touch these things!"
He opened his mouth and didn't know what to say. He Huang has acted brightly and honestly all his life, and he is inseparable from gambling and drugs?
But modern people can understand this, but Fairy Bai can't.
"Se is a bone-scraping steel knife, look at your own body, no wonder you are so young at such a young age!"
Fairy Bai looks like she hates iron and can't make steel. She has her assistance, but she still has this virtue!
"I..."
Jiang Qiao opened his mouth and felt aggrieved. He really hadn't touched it for a long time. The key is that he resisted the temptation of his inner demon, but he couldn't refute it at this time.
"Bring me the phone when I'm done!"
After saying that, Fairy Bai returned to the house, took two quick steps back to her bedroom and closed the door. Then his face turned pale, and he couldn't hold back a mouthful of blood...
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Jiang Qiao let out a long sigh. The first thing she did was to delete Silvi's plan, and then she opened the browser to see what the **** she had been searching for during this time.
The first line of results is that Okamoto 001 really wears and does not wear a difference?
Jiangqiao: "..."
He felt a chill in his heart. She already knew what kind of balloon it was? But I didn't talk about it just now. Could it be that I plan to settle accounts after the fall?
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The problem is, the whole box is still in her hands!
Jiang Qiao is numb. According to her head, she doesn't know what outrageous things will come to mind. I'm afraid that she has completely lost her image in the eyes of Fairy Bai.
It turns out that the feeling of death in the society is like this. It's just hateful to jump from the second floor and fall to death.
He opened the album again, and it was almost filled with pictures of Fu, Lu and Shouxi taken by Fairy Bai, as well as the day when he went to the amusement park to shoot, ride the Ferris wheel, and occasionally the handsome dog face of Jiang Qiao would appear.
He found the blocked album, and fell into a moment of contemplation when he looked at the thousands of pictures in it. There was also a video file. The first one at the beginning was Keqing's battle with Slime, and the next was the doll collection...
He thought about it seriously, uploaded all the photos taken by Fairy Bai to the cloud disk, cleared all the favorites of various software, and then directly restored the phone to factory settings.
After all, there are too many black histories. If you don't do this, she will find another one. At that time, Xiaojiangqiao will really be out of guarantee.
After feeling safe, he pushed open the door and walked in.
"Yueling, do..."
The voice stopped abruptly, and he saw Fairy Bai fall to the ground with her eyes closed. The wardrobe, walls, and bed were covered in blood.
Jiang Qiao suddenly fell into a great panic.
"Moon Spirit, Moon Spirit..."
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(The above experiences are all from real cases, I can only say, everyone who has girlfriends, pay attention to safety, don’t be like me, woo woo woo, it’s too late to regret it, the process of admitting mistakes is really miserable, fortunately my wife is in the world The first is good, give me a chance to reform and become a new person, otherwise there will be no Xiao Nanfeng. Besides, the side story has been written)
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