Fairy, Stop Making Trouble Chapter 30: Give me one point away from the bathroom door

Jiang Qiao looked at the fallen leaves on Bai Yueling's hair and subconsciously twitched his lips.

"Going to the woods?"

"Hmm."

"What are you doing?"

"I went to collect herbs."

Bai Yueling took out a handful of old vines and weeds that were covered with soil from a pocket of her clothes, but she didn't know what kind they were. According to her words, these were all medicinal herbs that could be used for alchemy.

"It's all ten years old, the medicinal properties are insufficient, and the success rate of elixir is probably very low."

She sighed, and after walking for a day in the inaccessible mountains, she found this little herb, which may have zero use. The world is more depleted than she imagined.

Jiang Qiao looked strange: "Do you want to make alchemy?"

"Well, to suppress the demons, this is the only way for the time being."

Suddenly, "meow~"

From the other pocket of her clothes, two milk cat meows came out one after another.

"You still picked up the cat?" Jiang Qiao's eyes widened.

Bai Yueling put the herbs on the ground, took two kittens out of her pockets and placed them on the counter, one black and one white, only the size of a palm, the blue membrane of the eyes was still there, and it was estimated that they had not been weaned.

"The two kittens are related to me. When I found them, the mother cat was lying a few meters away from the nest. There were four tooth marks on the hind legs.

"So, you brought them back?"

"No, they won't survive tonight. But this is your home, and adoption requires your consent."

Jiang Qiao picked up the back of their fates and raised them gently in front of him.

The two palm-sized animals seemed to have been immobilized, their mouths slightly open, their pink tongues exposed, and their eyes stared at him blankly, motionless.

"It looks cute."

Jiang Qiao looked back at Bai Yueling: "Look, their fate with me is not small."

The corner of Fairy Bai's mouth twitched slightly.

She suddenly saw the cigarette butts in the ashtray, her face sank: "Have you smoked again? So poisonous is so dangerous, is it really worth your life?"

"I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense, it was left after the customer bought something." Jiang Qiao shook his head violently, beating to death without admitting it.

"Stay still."

Bai Yueling leaned over him and sniffed, her fingers instantly touched him like a thunderbolt, a flickering electric snake surged on him, Jiang Qiao rolled his eyes and twitched.

He was very confused.

It has been several hours since the cigarette, and the smell of cigarettes on his body has dissipated. He even sprayed some toilet water on himself to confuse his sense of smell, but this woman can still smell it, her nose is bigger than that of a dog Still alive?

"Lying."

"I used to smoke at least seven or eight sticks a day, but now I can't get one every day?" He cried with a sad face.

"No!" Bai Yueling stared at him.

"It's not because you didn't come back for a long time that I was impatient to smoke." He muttered.

"So, it's still my fault?" Bai Yueling said indifferently.

"My fault is my fault, but can you tell me in advance before the next call to prepare me a little bit?"

She sneered and said, "I will electrocute you once I find out, and the power will gradually increase. Let's see how long you can stand it!"

Jiang Qiao's face collapsed.

So strict, is this still human?

He sighed and pulled down the shutter door: "Let's go, let's go upstairs."

"No more stores?"

"Well, not open."

"How is business today?"

"It's okay, and I'll get a small portion of the money I spent that day."

Bai Yueling said after being silent for a while: "I will slowly return the money to you."

Hearing this, Jiang Qiao was instantly refreshed, and he rubbed his hands together: "Actually, you can also use other things as collateral, any kind of spiritual stone, fairy utensils, elixir, magic methods, etc. I don't dislike it. ."

"Forget it, of course it's the world's money."

With one simple sentence, Jiang Qiao's thought that he could take advantage of it instantly fell through.

"Everything I took with me was destroyed in the calamity. There are indeed many things in the small world that I created, but I can't open it with my current cultivation base, and even if I give it to you, you can use it. No."

Jiang Qiao was speechless, saying that he didn't say anything.

Going upstairs, Jiang Qiao used an instant noodle carton to make a temporary cathouse for the two kittens, with two layers of clean towels inside. A kitten that hasn't been weaned doesn't know what to eat. Will drinking milk cause a bad stomach?

"After a day of running in the mountains, you go to take a bath first?" Jiang Qiao looked at her.

Bai Yueling nodded and walked to her bedroom.

"By the way, take off your coat first. Your pockets are full of mud. If you just throw it in the washing machine, it will definitely not be clean."

Bai Yueling didn't know what to think of, and her indifferent expression slowly showed a faint redness that was hard to detect.

"Satyr!"

"Why am I a pervert?"

Jiang Qiao was a little annoyed: "You're not wearing nothing inside! Ms. Bai Yueling, I solemnly tell you that some of your traditional concepts should be changed. Look at people with colored eyes. Everything is colored. .”

"So, I misunderstood you with that slutty woman on your phone screen?" Bai Yueling squinted at him.

Jiang Qiao's breath stagnated and he opened his mouth, his aura suddenly weakened.

He thinks that his lock screen wallpaper is Rem wearing only dead water, and a pair of murder weapons are about to come out, but what young man doesn't have a two-dimensional wife on his phone?

No wonder he suddenly called and scolded him this afternoon~IndoMTL.com~ The problem is here.

Bai Yueling walked into the bathroom with the clothes she had collected from the balcony. The moment she closed the door, she snorted softly, "I'll wash the clothes myself in a while."

Jiang Qiao twitched his lips, suddenly remembering that there were many 2D pictures in the album on his spare phone.

All kinds of enchanting poses, some with clothes on, some without clothes, if she accidentally clicks in at any time, she must not be broken on the spot and go crazy?

Mom, if he directly released his inner demon, wouldn't he become a sinner through the ages?

He glanced at the bathroom door eagerly. She seemed to have brought the mobile phone in. Now it is a question of how to get the mobile phone back from her hand.

The sound of running water came from the bathroom, and Jiang Qiao was hesitating outside the door.

"White girl?"

"Ms. White?"

"Miss Bai?"

"White Fairy?"

Bai Yueling looked at the bathroom door vigilantly, for fear that the lascivious guy would suddenly open the door and rush in. He liked a picture so much that he couldn't put it down, there was nothing he dared not do, and he was still at the door. Wandering outside, no matter what you think, there is a problem.

"What do you want to do?" she asked cautiously.

"Uh, the mobile phone is an electronic product, you must not touch the water, otherwise it will cause damage to the circuit, why don't you take it out and I will keep it for you?"

Bai Yueling glanced at the phone on the shelf, the water couldn't splash there at all.

Was he trying to lure himself to open the door so he could take the opportunity to break in?

"No."

After thinking about it, she continued: "Lady, you'd better keep me away from the bathroom door."