Fairy, Stop Making Trouble Chapter 32: Alchemy

Bai Yueling covered her mouth and nose and quickly backed away, Jiang Qiao was a little dazed, no, what did you call me when the cat pooped?

"My own cat!" He was still brooding about the name he had just named.

"You go."

"I'm not going."

"Are you going?" Bai Yueling stared at him, and sparks burst from her fingertips.

Jiang Qiao was indignant: "Apart from threatening me, what else would you do!"

"Don't you like to eat feces? You can eat such stinky things, so you should do the things that deal with the cat's excretion."

Jiang Qiao was stunned for a while before realizing that she was talking about snail powder.

"That's not shit."

He looked at Bai Yueling's eyes like a fool, and suddenly felt that his explanation was very pale.

It's like shit-flavored chocolate, and chocolate-flavored shit, you can't tell which one you eat.

It's over, completely misunderstood.

Jiang Qiao was close to the cat's den. The clean towel was stained with a half-dry, half-thin filth.

"Aw, that's disgusting."

He held his breath and took off the towel on top with a look of disgust. Fortunately, the kittens were not contaminated, otherwise, they would have to bathe.

He rushed into the bathroom in a hurry, washed the towel, washed his hands, and then wiped the white cat with half a dozen wet tissues, oh, now it's Jubilee's ass.

"I'll just say you can." Fairy Bai cast an admiring look.

Jiang Qiao looked at her resentfully: "You have a cat, I'll do the dirty work, right?"

"The children can be taught."

"I can teach you how to grow!"

Jiang Qiao didn't want to talk to her. If it wasn't for the fact that he couldn't beat her now, he would have to give her a good **** spanking.

He walked to the sofa, Bai Yueling looked at him vigilantly: "Don't come here."

It's like looking at a bunch of Ollie.

"I've washed it! If you don't believe me, you smell it, but your hands are full of soap!"

He stretched out his hand, and was greeted by a crackling electric current.

Jiang Qiao's mouth twitched for a while, mussels flowed from the corners of his mouth.

"Three times, you have called me three times today!"

"You brought it on yourself," she said naturally.

"Do you have a cleanliness addiction?"

"???"

"Pooping and peeing is part of the rhythm of life and should be viewed with a normal mind."

"I have long been transparent and immortal, not stained with dust."

Jiang Qiao: "..."

I can't beat it, I can't say it again, forget it.

"Tell you a bad thing. Those two kittens may be sick. Normal feces should be dry. The name you took doesn't seem to work."

Bai Yueling frowned slightly. She checked it out. Although she was young and frail, she was not sick.

Jiang Qiao glanced at her and continued: "However, don't worry, you may have just left the cat mother and changed the living environment, so there is a stress reaction. Let's observe it first."

"Look, I said that you will definitely have cats, and I will give it to you, that's right."

Jiang Qiao was speechless.

He can know all of this because he just found it on Baidu on his mobile phone in the bathroom. It also says that after every time the cat eats, he can use a cotton swab to stimulate its chrysanthemum to regularly promote excretion and avoid pollution.

Bai Yueling ignored him and started fiddling with the herbs she picked.

After sorting it out, she took the bathroom to clean the sand with water, and then sorted them into plates one by one.

"What are you doing?" Jiang Qiao had just opened the alliance, and planned to give it a shot before finishing the meal.

"Open the furnace and make alchemy." Fairy Bai's face was very serious.

"Alchemy?"

Jiang Qiao immediately became interested. He used the body of a mortal to observe the alchemy of immortals up close. Is he the first person?

Taking a closer look, several plates were filled with Houttuynia cordata, bamboo shoots of unknown species, brightly colored mushrooms, two black stones, and the ones with roots that looked a bit like Ginseng, as for the other kinds of flowers and plants, he did not know at all.

"Can these things make alchemy?" Jiang Qiao was a little unconvinced.

As we all know, the brighter the mushroom, the more poisonous it is.

"It's the first time I've seen many herbal medicines, but the years are too short, so I can only feel the weak medicinal properties. As for whether it can become a pill, I can't say, I have to try it first." Bai Yueling hesitated. Then slowly.

"I have wolfberry and red dates, do you want it?"

Jiang Qiao tried to say that he suspected that Bai Yueling was stewing in a mess, and there was no so-called pill recipe at all.

"Yes."

Fairy Bai looked up at her with a puzzled expression: "However, why do you have such a thing?"

"Young people today have started to hold thermos cups at a young age. Of course, they can't let go of wolfberry and red dates."

She nodded with admiration on her face: "Yes, I didn't expect you to have such thoughts. Your yin and kidneys are deficient. Drinking wolfberry water often can indeed replenish qi and nourish the kidneys."

Jiang Qiao opened the drawer of the coffee table, took out two packs of wolfberry and red dates and handed them to her: "How much do you want, but are you really going to take that poisonous mushroom for alchemy?"

"That's Yang Lingzhi~IndoMTL.com~ Jiang Qiao's breathing stagnates, and after all, he still suffers from lack of culture.

Bai Yueling sighed faintly: "It's just a pity, the flesh crown is only the size of a palm, and it has grown for less than ten years, otherwise the medicinal properties will be stronger."

"I want you to help me." She looked at Jiang Qiao.

Several question marks floated from Jiang Qiao's forehead: "I don't know how to make alchemy, how can I help you."

"I don't know how to use your kitchen, so I say you do!"

"No, you are concocting alchemy in the kitchen?"

Jiang Qiao seems to be frightened, how is this different from the description in the novel? Shouldn't we use the true fire of samadhi, the alchemy furnace, and then supplemented by spiritual power? What about the Immortal Emperor?

"Or else?"

"There was once Emperor Yan's alchemy technique, which was incomparable and unparalleled in the world. Any medicinal material could be quenched into the original medicinal liquid in his hands, and then condensed into a pill, and there were many people who craved it." He said solemnly.

"But I don't have a strange fire, I don't have a pill stove, I only have a kitchen." Bai Yueling's face was expressionless.

"Cough, okay."

Jiang Qiao failed to pretend and forgot that she had read a part of "Breaking the Sky" in the bookstore before.

"Tell me what you want to do first?"

"Take one or two meat crowns for Yang Lingzhi, half a tael of volcanic stone to grind, goji berry for four or two to four cents, red dates for one or two to five cents, wild ginseng to take only half a cent for the roots, sliced ​​green bamboo shoots for three or two cents, and fish. Five coins for xingcao, one coin for little Taisui..."

Jiang Qiao listened to her in a daze while looking for the corresponding herbs on the plate. Some names that he had never heard of were barely able to match.

"For other medicinal materials, you can just let me slice, grind and weigh them."

He picked up a dark stone and stared at her.

"But how do you make me get half a tael of powder for this thing?"