Fairy, Stop Making Trouble Chapter 40: I am your girlfriend
"It's not that bad, don't talk nonsense."
Jiang Qiao lowered his head, picked up a dumpling and dipped it in the dipping sauce. Suddenly, he felt that it was not as fragrant as before.
Bai Yueling took the phone and continued to swipe down.
"Jiang Qiao, what is your boyfriend?"
Jiang Qiao suddenly choked out in one breath, and hurried to get his mobile phone: "Cough, just a male friend."
Fairy Bai flicked her wrist, and he took air.
"Really?" She looked suspicious.
"Is that fake?"
Jiang Qiao pulled the topic away with a serious face: "You haven't told me yet, why are you jumping off the cliff."
"Collecting herbs."
Hearing this reason, he almost vomited blood with anger: "You don't want to go on a good road, you have to jump on a mountain?"
"Because it's so fast." Fairy Bai was full of anger.
"Don't do that next time."
"Got it."
Fairy Bai continued to look at the phone for a while, and then she asked, "Jiang Qiao, why are you all saying that you abused me?"
Jiang Qiao swallowed the dumplings and looked at her blankly.
"What?"
"According to what you just said, isn't my boyfriend you? So, I'm your girlfriend?"
Hearing this sentence, he immediately coughed dryly. It was over, the misunderstanding was big. If she knew the real meaning, she probably wouldn't have to run away after a mess of electricity.
"Actually, there is no need to deliberately increase the gender between friends."
"Really? I think it's pretty good. It's easy to distinguish between men and women."
Jiang Qiao was dumbfounded.
"You haven't answered my question just now." Fairy Bai reminded.
He thought about it, and then asked: "Have I abused you?"
"No. You bought me daily necessities and helped me integrate into this world. After I broke something, you didn't ask me to make compensation immediately. It can be said that it is very good to me."
"Then I have domestic violence against you?"
"No, I'm calling you." She looked serious.
Jiang Qiao couldn't help shaking his body and wanted to cry without tears. Do you still know it was domestic violence? !
"So, these people don't know the real intention of your jumping off the cliff and start to over-interpret it. Such news is fake news, don't pay attention to it."
Bai Yueling is thoughtful.
"Well. I understand the truth. Why did I jump off the cliff and I was in an accident, and I ended up talking about you?"
"On the surface, it is me, but in fact, it is all men. These people have nothing to do when they are full. We call this kind of topic of deliberately provoking opposition between men and women. You must not learn things." Jiang Qiao's face was very serious.
"Yeah! It's really bad." Bai Yueling nodded heavily.
After breakfast, Jiang Qiao cleaned up the kitchen, and Bai Yueling also put in the coat that was hanging outside.
Jiang Qiao said that she still does not know the follow-up of her cliff jumping incident.
Sure enough, Jiang Qiao answered several calls in a row after a while.
"Son, I heard someone say today that someone jumped off a cliff there?"
"Ah? Is there such a thing? Why don't I know."
"Old man, I heard that you were killed there? Is it true or false?"
"Who did you hear?"
"You haven't watched V-Bo? The Internet is going crazy now. It is said that it happened yesterday. You are so tall, that woman really dares to dance."
The sand sculpture who was still in the hospital immediately sent a video, which happened to be what Jiang Qiao had just seen.
"Look, this is where you are, right? It's scary."
Jiang Qiao looked at Bai Yueling speechlessly, and then typed: "It's really scary."
She blushed slightly, and it seemed that the movement she had made was indeed a bit big.
Not long after the voice was cut off, the white coat called him again.
"Boss Jiang, something big happened on your mountain."
"You want to talk about the person who jumped off the cliff, right? I already know. You are the third person to ask me that. Well, now you can kneel."
"Hey, I'm just curious and want to ask if you have any inside information?"
"My shop is still a long way from the place where I jumped off the cliff. Then again, as an angel in white, you don't know what to do?"
"Nothing. I heard people in the hospital say that the public security and firefighting have long since passed, but it seems that no corpses have been found so far. But the incident was so big that many leaders were alarmed. , you've been paying more attention to yourself lately."
"I'm just a small shop owner. What should I pay attention to is the scenic spot. Okay, let's hang up, I'm having breakfast."
Jiang Qiao tapped the table with his fingers, Bai Yueling recovered from his thoughts, with shame on his face.
"See, in this modern society, the speed of information dissemination is unbelievable. Don't do something amazing, maybe there is a camera facing you in an unexpected place. "
Bai Yueling blushed: "Sorry for causing you so much trouble, I won't be in the future."
"Maybe you will feel a little nagging, but I still have to say it. You are now a black household. As long as you have anything to do with you, your true identity will be exposed, and you can't stand the investigation. Do you know? ?"
"Yeah! Got it."
Fairy Bai nodded heavily. For her, this was a very profound lesson.
She secretly made up her mind that in the future, she will only be a normal person outside. If Jiang Qiao offends her~IndoMTL.com~, she will call back when she gets home.
"By the way, the police may come to ask questions today, you just stay upstairs and don't go anywhere. Let me handle the rest."
"Trust me."
"Well, do you need to deal with the cameras in your store?"
Jiang Qiao suddenly said, "Yes!"
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On a new day, the store opened, and because it was still early, the Fairy Peak looked deserted.
It didn't take long for him to see two policemen walking towards him.
He sighed in his heart, he couldn't escape what should come.
"Hello, two police comrades." A smile appeared on Jiang Qiao's face.
"Boss, have you seen this woman?" The young comrade cut to the chase and showed him a photo of his mobile phone.
Jiang Qiao took a deep look. After special technical processing, the blurred picture on the Internet became much clearer, and the outline of the facial features could be vaguely seen.
He has no doubt that if Bai Yueling is standing here, with the intuition of police comrades who have been handling cases for many years, he can guess at first glance that it is her.
Jiang Qiao returned the phone: "Comrade police, are you here for the girl who jumped off the cliff?"
"You know what?"
"There is a lot of uproar on the V blog, and I have eaten melons all morning." He scratched his head.
"Have you seen her?"
"Let's be honest, I opened a store here. I saw too many people every day, many handsome men and beauties. I really didn't have an impression."
Comrades are noncommittal about these remarks.
An old colleague looked up at the monitor in the store and suddenly laughed.
"Boss, please turn on the monitoring and show us."
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(Sorry for the late update)