Fairy, Stop Making Trouble Chapter 43: Would you like to go back with me?
"Didn't you always want to learn to cultivate immortals? I'll teach you."
Jiang Qiao's eyes lit up, he put down his chopsticks, and rubbed his hands hurriedly.
"The flying sword?"
Fairy Bai thought for a while and nodded lightly.
"According to the laws of this world, after about 180 years, if you can practice Qi to a small degree, and if you practice fast, you should be able to successfully control the sword after 200 years."
Jiang Qiao's body froze, and the smile on his face slowly solidified.
Isn't this a fool?
After 180 years, he has already turned into a handful of loess, and Yu Jianfei is afraid that there is no hope in this life.
"Isn't there anything I can do quickly?"
"Yes."
Bai Yueling glanced at him lightly: "You have a good understanding. If you can find a blessed place with beautiful mountains and rivers, you can eat simple meals every day, and devote yourself to cultivating Taoism, you can probably... 30 years earlier."
Jiang Qiao: "..."
"Forget it, it doesn't matter if this immortal does not cultivate."
A simple meal and a devotee to cultivating, doesn't mean staying away from games, food, dramas, and astringent pictures...
As a modern person, it is absolutely impossible to have no mobile computer.
Bai Yueling was slightly stunned, why is this person so impatient? Also refused her personal teaching?
In Ziweixing, I don't know how many people are willing to listen to her preaching lectures. Even her registered disciples were able to travel the world and disdain one another.
"When will you be able to do something if you want to have fun all day long?" She frowned.
"I didn't think it would happen. I've already lied down. Otherwise, why would I go to the mountain to open a shop? There are so many talented people in the world, and there is no shortage of me."
After eating the last bite of Yuzai's meal, Jiangqiao Yuzai leaned back in his chair and burped.
Bai Yueling is very puzzled by these words.
The sky is strong, and the gentleman strives for self-improvement.
But this guy, he just wants to be a waste person who eats and waits to die.
I'm really careless, how could I ask him to be my guardian.
"You don't understand. The vast majority of people in this era pay attention to investment and returns. They have worked hard to cultivate Taoism for a hundred years, but they were easily shot down. Who would want to do this loss-making business? In the end, it's the era. changed."
Jiang·Wairen·qiao, took a piece of dental floss and slowly flicked his teeth, thinking that the descriptions in those immortal cultivating novels were really harmful, he couldn't help but snorted twice and continued.
"In modern society, everyone lives and works in peace and contentment, the elderly have something to depend on, the young have something to grow up with, and the widows and loneliness have something to support, and can live a carefree life. Who would make themselves so tired?"
Bai Yueling's frown slowly loosened, but she had forgotten that the lives of mortals in the two worlds were fundamentally different. One was bitter and the other was happy, and their moods were naturally different.
"But even so, the dishes you make in the future should not be heavy oil and salt, too spicy, and... stinky!"
"Why?"
Bai Yueling thought about it for a long time, and vaguely said a sentence from the gap between her teeth.
"You choke me."
Jiang Qiao: "???"
"If you don't agree, I'll call you." Fairy Bai's eyes were extremely serious.
“…”
He cried without tears, woo woo woo, can't eat delicious food, the greatest joy is gone.
After eating, the dining table and kitchen were cleaned up. There is no business to do now. Jiang Qiao is bored and slumped on the sofa, holding the pillow in his arms and staring at the ceiling.
After Fu Lu and Shou Xi gradually became familiar with the living room environment, they began to take risks everywhere, climbing on the sofa and jumping on him again, playing hide-and-seek around the two of them.
"What about the afternoon? What are you going to do?" Bai Yueling asked him.
"Nothing to do."
Jiang Qiao rested his hands on the back of his head: "Actually, it's quite tiring to open a store every day, so it's time to rest."
Hearing this, Bai Yueling's eyelids twitched slightly, and he almost couldn't help beating him.
This guy is good at everything, but shameless. Over the years, he has never seen a simpler and easier job than him. Going to work is just playing games and collecting money, so he is tired?
"Actually I was thinking about a question."
"What's the problem?"
Jiang Qiao sighed: "There is not much leftover food at home, and Fairy Peak doesn't know how long it will be closed. Should I go home and hide for a while, and then come back and reopen the store after this is over."
"Your home... is in the city?" Fairy Bai asked tentatively.
"Well, I was demolished, and the government lost two houses, one for my parents and one for me. I have a house that ordinary people can afford for most of their hard work."
Jiang Qiao had a gloomy face and spread his hands: "Without the pressure of life, naturally there will be no motivation for work. I just don't want to hear my parents nagging in my ears all the time, so I ran to the mountain. ."
"That...you go with me?" He looked over.
Bai Yueling was silent. To be honest, she had a bad impression of the city, there were cameras everywhere, too many people, smoky atmosphere, serious environmental pollution, and more importantly, she was not very comfortable with that steel jungle.
She pursed her lips: "Then go by yourself, I'll stay here, and I don't need to eat, I can maintain my basic life by relying on food and gas, so I don't have to worry at all."
Jiang Qiao's breathing stagnated. During this time, he was used to having her company in his life. If he really wanted to separate the two places, even temporarily, his heart refused.
"Cough, I just said it casually, I said, I have to watch you... your inner demon~IndoMTL.com~ For the sake of social stability, I will not go to hell, who will go to hell." Positive color.
"Didn't you say that there is no surplus food at home?" Fairy Bai asked rhetorically.
Jiang Qiao smiled indifferently: "It's okay, I'll go to the city sometime and buy everything I need to buy."
Fairy Bai hesitated for a moment, then slowly said: "Actually, there is no need to be so troublesome. If you feel homesick, just go back. I have set up restrictions at home. Once the demons dare to step out of this building, I will Forced to wake up."
Hearing this, Jiang Qiao was inexplicably relieved. At least she didn't have to worry that after she repeatedly rejected her inner demon, she couldn't wait to forcibly seduce other men.
"You go, don't worry about me, I'm not going anywhere, I'll just wait here for you to come back." Bai Yueling said seriously.
Jiang Qiao felt a little toothache. He had run out of reasons. How should he explain it to this woman?
I'm just a cheapskate, so I shouldn't ask to go home.
"It's not impossible for me to go back. It's just that the matter of your jumping over the mountain has not been resolved. I'm worried that the police will come to the door again. You know, your trouble is now known to everyone..."
Jiang Qiao glanced at her secretly and walked up the stairs: "That's it, I'm going back. If you have any problems, you can call me, but they are a little difficult to deal with."
Bai Yueling looked hesitant, she was good at cultivating immortals, but she really didn't know how to deal with the world.
"Jiang Qiao, you are my guardian, I think you should stay now."
Someone was overjoyed, and his steps down the stairs suddenly stopped.
"Okay, since you've said so, I'll reluctantly stay here to help you through the current difficulties."
Bai Yueling gave her a suspicious look, why do you always feel that this guy is doing it on purpose?