Fairy, Stop Making Trouble Chapter 5: Why is this mortal cooking shit!

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Hearing the sound, Jiang Qiao turned to look.

Bai Yueling stepped on the floor barefoot, and those crystal clear toes looked especially cute. She was wearing a white ruffled skirt that was used for rental, and her jet-black lead hair was casually tied into a bun. With her holy and dusty temperament, she didn't look weird at all, like an immortal in the world.

Jiang Qiao stared at her delicate and indifferent face for two seconds, then quickly turned her head away. As expected of a fairy, the tightly tied Hanfu looks like a sea of ​​rivers.

Then, he took out a hairdryer and a pair of clean plush slippers from his room and handed them to her.

"Here are my spare slippers, but I assure you they are absolutely clean."

Bai Yueling's eyes stayed on the slippers for a few seconds, and then she said lightly: "No need."

In the days when Qiu Xian asked, she once walked barefoot through the exotic mountains and rivers without being stained with fine dust. What is the smooth ground now?

"What is this thing?"

Compared with slippers, she is more curious about another technological creation that this mortal is holding.

"The hair dryer is usually used to dry hair, and sometimes it is also used to dry socks."

Jiang Qiao plugged in the hair dryer and subconsciously reminded: "The sound may be a bit loud after starting it, but you don't have to be nervous, it's normal, it's not a weapon that hurts people."

"I don't feel any threat from this object, you can demonstrate it." Bai Yueling is quite curious, this is not a feather fan, how can a strangely shaped dead object generate wind?

Jiang Qiao nodded, pushed the switch, and the hair dryer immediately made a "woo woo woo" sound, he continued: "There are two gears, hot and cold, and each gear has strengths and weaknesses. Use this button to adjust ."

Bai Yueling took the hair dryer from his hand, slowly stretched out his palm to feel the strength of the wind, and gradually revealed a smile on his face.

The wind is not strong. Compared with the astral wind that can blow away the soul in the nine days, it can even be said to be pitifully weak, but if it is only used to dry the hair, the wind and temperature are just right.

It is true that monks can use their mana to evaporate water, but ordinary mortals cannot.

"You and other mortals know how to enjoy."

Jiang Qiao said with a smile: "It's all the power of science, and science changes life."

Bai Yueling is noncommittal. Although this mortal is bragging about science, at present, it is only a light, running water and a hair dryer. Any little monk who has set foot on the road of immortality can do it, or even better. Okay.

"Just let me experience it, blow... blow..."

"Dryer."

"Hmm."

Bai Yueling sat in front of the mirror and unbuttoned her hair. Her waist-length black hair fell like a waterfall. She pointed the air outlet of the hair dryer to herself, and followed her white jade fingers, and the hot air swept through her hair again and again. Silk, there is a thrilling beauty.

"It's a good thing, but it's too inefficient to instantly evaporate the water like mana." Bai Yueling touched her still slightly damp hair, turned off the hairdryer, and expressed her opinion.

Hearing this, Jiang Qiao couldn't help but complain, do you think everyone is an omnipotent immortal cultivator like you?

"I thought about it for a long time when I was taking a bath just now. Since this place is a world of its own, this place is new to me, and I don't know much about it. Let you be the guardian of this place."

Seeing Jiang Qiao put away the hairdryer and slippers, Bai Yueling suddenly said.

"The Guardian? What's the benefit?"

"You mortals have an old saying that if one person attains the Tao, the chicken and the dog will ascend to heaven. When this seat recovers, I can send you a fairy tale. But during this time, you must do your best to do things for me."

"How long will it take?"

Jiang Qiao directly grasped the crux of the problem. If it took thousands of years to restore his cultivation, he would have already become a handful of loess. This promise is equivalent to nothing.

"I don't know."

Bai Yueling sighed: "The laws of this world are not obvious, there is no spiritual power, and it is a state of the end of the law. If you hadn't seen it with your own eyes, it would be hard to imagine that there are humans in such a barren world."

Jiang Qiao pouted, what he said was just nonsense.

"I don't want to do things that are not good for you. Why don't you teach me a trick or a mental method? In this way, I will live longer, and I will be able to do things for you better. Right?"

Bai Yueling shook her head slowly: "No one can walk on the path of immortality in the age of the end of the law, even teaching you is useless."

"So I can only be driven by you for nothing?"

"You can choose to accept or decline."

"If you refuse, will you leave here and find the next Guardian?"

"Before that, there will be cause and effect."

"Huh?"

"Send you to the dead."

The corner of Jiang Qiao's mouth twitched fiercely. Do you still have a choice?

He took a deep breath: "It's not impossible to help you, but I hope we can treat each other as equals, instead of being your slave. You can't force things that I don't want to do in violation of the law and discipline. I'll do it."

Bai Yueling pondered for two seconds, then nodded: "Yes."

Jiang Qiao breathed a sigh of relief. It was alright, things were far from being as bad as he had imagined. At least there was a beautiful fairy living in the house, which was a good feeling.

From the bottom of his heart, he didn't want this fairy to leave. It had nothing to do with morality, and was purely selfish.

"Do I need three chapters of the contract, or something like a contract oath? I mean ~IndoMTL.com~ What if you force me?"

Bai Yueling glanced at him indifferently: "This seat is full of promises. If you restore your cultivation, your words will follow the law, and naturally you will not deceive you."

Jiang Qiao snorted, it seemed that he was still a fair-minded fairy, so good, so good.

It was raining outside the window, and the sky was getting darker, so it should last all night.

His stomach suddenly growled. He had already eaten dinner at this time of the week, but it seemed a little too late to do it now.

"I'm going to eat, are you hungry?" Jiang Qiao looked at her delicate profile.

"A person who cultivates immortals should first and foremost not eat grains, but only when they eat and drink dew, can they see longevity." Bai Yueling said quietly looking at the rain outside the window.

Jiang Qiao opened his mouth, but for a while he didn't know how to refute. After all, satisfying one's appetite is one of life's great pleasures.

"Sure, then you can do whatever you want, I'll go get the food."

He ran downstairs, went to the shelf and picked up a pack of snail noodles, a marinated egg, two hams, and a bottle of happy water.

Live it up!

Bai Yueling looked curiously at this mortal to cook. He didn't need to add firewood, but a thing called a gas stove. It was amazing to be able to cook for a long time.

Jiang Qiao put all the ingredients in the pot and boiled it. After a long time, an indescribable stench floated out and filled the whole house.

Bai Yueling subconsciously covered her mouth and nose, looking at his strange face.

Why is this mortal cooking shit?

Or do mortals in this world grow up eating shit?

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