Fairy, Stop Making Trouble Chapter 50: Yueling disciple, I will teach you all my money
The two looked at each other in the air, and the air suddenly became quiet. Bai Yueling quickly looked away, her eyes flickering.
"Could it be what?" Jiang Qiao's eyes were inexplicable, and his heart was pounding.
"Is it a masochist?" Fairy Bai lowered her eyelids, her voice flat,
Jiang Qiao: "..."
"I just can't beat you right now, otherwise..." he muttered softly.
She raised her eyebrows: "Otherwise what?"
"Otherwise I'll beat your **** into eight pieces!" He gritted his teeth, and his eyes stopped for two seconds on her ass.
"Dirty!"
Bai Yueling raised her eyebrows and her face was frosty. This guy actually molested her again.
The next second, the flickering arc continued to flow through Jiang Qiao.
"I, I, I'm wrong, I'm wrong..."
Jiang Qiao was lying on the ground, twitching and foaming at the mouth. This woman is so ruthless, everyone is going to be electrocuted. This time, the current intensity has been increased by at least one level.
"Why can't you kid?" He got up from the ground and complained.
"Humph! Rogue, scoundrel, erotic! Deserving it! You can't remember being electrocuted so many times, it seems that you are indeed a masochist."
Jiang Qiao suddenly disappeared. He asked for it by himself. There is nothing wrong.
"Ask you a question."
"Say."
"How could I have beaten you?" Someone Jiang had a serious look on his face.
Fairy Bai thought for a while: "Unless you can get that kind of mushroom egg, you will have a chance to destroy my immortal body."
"Forget it, when I didn't ask."
Jiang Qiao pouted, not to mention whether it can be obtained or not. Once it explodes, the entire Zhongzhou will probably be gone.
Are you going to be held down by this woman for the rest of your life?
Bai Yueling looked at his dissatisfied face, and raised the corner of his mouth slightly: "Alternatively, you can start cultivating from now on. If everything goes well, you can reach my current state in about 50,000 years."
50,000 years...
The ghost knows that humans were still around at that time.
"Then I'll be pinned down by you."
"What did you say?" Bai Yueling narrowed her eyes.
"Cough... I mean lie flat, stop struggling, love electricity, and use it a few more times, maybe I'll get used to it."
She hesitated slightly: "Actually, as long as you listen to me and don't talk nonsense, how can I call you."
Jiang Qiao didn't answer, patted his butt, stood up and walked into the kitchen: "I'm going to get some food, I'll give you something to eat tonight."
"Plain noodles."
He became serious: "Of course it's plain noodles. If you eat meat, you will have an accident."
Fairy Bai didn't understand what it meant. Jiang Qiao was so happy to take advantage of it verbally. He was in a good mood while humming and cooking noodles.
Ten minutes later, Jiang Qiao came out with two bowls of hot noodles with a fried egg lying on them.
He had the shredded green peppers left over from yesterday at the bottom of his bowl, while Bai Yueling's bowl was a bit clear, but it was just right for her.
"Tomorrow I have to go down the mountain to buy some vegetables, fruits and meat products. You are staying at home. I will be back soon."
Bai Yueling nodded lightly: "Bring me some books by the way. If you have money...you help me pay first, and I will pay you back later."
She still knows too little about this world, and desperately desires all kinds of knowledge. If she can still use the magic of immortality, she can directly search her soul to obtain knowledge.
However, according to the laws of this world, soul searching also seems to be illegal.
"You don't have to be so troublesome."
Jiang Qiao took a bite of the fried egg and continued: "Actually, if you can use the Internet proficiently, you can find answers to everything you want to ask."
"Is that the one you usually ask about?"
"Yes. But you don't know how to type yet, so it's a little tricky to use."
Bai Yueling said seriously: "I can learn."
She has always been very curious about computers, as if it contains all the mysteries of the world, and she will answer any questions. Even if he recovers his cultivation base, he may not be able to forcibly analyze it with spiritual power.
If such a fetish is placed on Ziwei Xing, it must be the Immortal Emperor Artifact that everyone is fighting for, but here, it seems that everyone can have it.
There are at least two in Jiangqiao, one is portable and thin like a book, and the other is downstairs and cannot be moved casually.
"Then you have to start with Pinyin first, so that you can type." Jiang Qiao said.
"Is that the weird-looking symbols?"
Bai Yueling asked, she was very curious, Jiang Qiao usually tapped on the keyboard, and one after another coherent text appeared on the screen, without spiritual power as a bridge to convert, she did not understand how to do this arrived.
"Yes. Including initials, finals and overall syllables, as well as some pronunciation changes, your accent is very different from ours."
"Sounds complicated."
Bai Yueling sighed inwardly that although the human civilization in this world is short-lived, all kinds of strange creations are really mysterious.
"Can you teach me?"
Jiang Qiao sighed: "I learned something more than ten years ago. At that time, I was only 6 years old, and I was still a primary school student. I usually suffered from my mother's board."
A dozen years is not a short time in the lifespan of a mortal.
She suddenly became nervous: "You won't forget it again, will you?"
"That's not true. This is a skill that every rabbit must master when entering school. The first lesson for elementary school students is to know pinyin."
Jiang Qiao looked at her with a stern face: "I can teach you if you want to learn, but you must call me master, I will teach you all~IndoMTL.com~ Bai Yueling's eyes widened, this guy Sure enough, I didn't have a good heart, thinking of a way to take her into the pit and take advantage of her.
She was silent, and she felt ashamed that her dignified Immortal Emperor called this fellow Master.
"If you don't want to, you can also go to my mother. She is a Chinese teacher and she is professional in this area."
Jiang Qiao glanced at her secretly: "If you can call her mom a few times, she must be very happy."
"Isn't it called Auntie? What is it called Mom? What the **** are you doing!?" Bai Yueling sneered.
"Ahem, our Jiang family's lineage is all male, and my mother just wants a girl..." Jiang Qiao abruptly shut his mouth when she saw that she wanted to kill.
"Another request, as long as you don't call your master." She thought about it and said.
"That's called old..."
"Answer after thinking about it!"
"Yes, then you should call me Master." Jiang Qiao pursed his lips.
"No way!"
"Isn't the word "Master" so hard to say? There must be my teacher in the three-way walk, and the ancient scholar must have a teacher. A teacher, so it is also necessary to preach and receive karma to solve doubts. Therefore, the disciple does not have to be inferior to the teacher, and the teacher does not have to be virtuous. For disciples, there is a sequence of hearing about the Dao, and there are specializations in the arts."
Jiang Qiao kept talking like a machine gun.
"Although you are more than 9,000 years older than me, you don't understand this aspect, I understand, why can't you be your master? Besides, you beg me, not me, you don't want to Hey, I don't want to teach anymore."
Listening to his long speeches, Bai Yueling wriggled her lips and hesitated several times.
After a few breaths of silence, Nini knelt down in front of him and spoke slowly.
"Teacher...Master, please...please teach the disciple...the disciple's way of pinyin."