Fairy, Stop Making Trouble Chapter 69: You are much cuter than them

"...Otherwise, we will have to cut to permanent governance."

Jiang Qiao's body froze, his lips twitching and he wanted to make a few quibbles.

This woman can't get rid of the root cause of this woman.

Isn't it just meditation? It's not that it won't.

He honestly sat down beside Bai Yueling, crossed his legs with difficulty, and his hips hurt for a while.

Taking advantage of the time to buy equipment on the return trip, Bai Yueling glanced at him lightly, and pressed his finger on him, and suddenly there were several clicks.

"Ah, it hurts!"

Bai Yueling ignored Jiang Qiao's complaints at all. If he couldn't stand meditation, how could he even talk about He Xiuxian? In the journey of cultivating immortals, but the slightest carelessness will destroy both body and spirit!

"When meditating, remember not to bow your back and slump your waist. You need to erect your spine, cross your legs, place your feet in a folded position, open your shoulders, hold Ding Yin in your hands, keep your head in a straight line, and close your chin. When you sit in meditation, you need to keep your eyes slightly closed and your breathing long."

Fairy Bai shook her head and forced him to correct his wrong posture.

Jiang Qiao secretly complained inwardly, seeing her meditating was pleasing to the eyes, why was it so difficult for her?

"The pain is because of your poor posture, stiff muscles, unopened ligaments, deformed bones, and severe internal friction. It seems that I overestimated you before. If you continue like this, you will have at most 50 years to live."

"That's enough." Jiang Qiao muttered.

"If you want to die so much, I will slap you to die now, would you like it?"

His eyelids jumped: "In our place, murder is a serious crime!"

"Hmph, don't talk, give me a good practice, sit quietly for an hour every day, cooperate with me to teach you your breathing method, it is not difficult to keep fit and live a hundred years old."

Bai Yueling glared at him, and patted his knee which he quietly raised.

"his~"

Jiang Qiao took a cold breath. He felt that the woman was torturing him on purpose.

"Sit up straight, don't think about being lazy! If you eat hard and suffer, you will become a superior person. Don't you want to cultivate immortality? This is the foundation."

While Bai Yueling easily won the three kills in the team battle, he did not forget to look back to see if his posture was deformed.

Jiang Qiao's mouth was shriveled. He knew that cultivating immortals was so difficult, so what kind of immortals did he cultivate? Is it bad to live?

After only 5 minutes, Jiang Qiao couldn't take it anymore. His hips were tearing, and his body began to feel numb, trembling, and sweating profusely on his forehead.

"Can we stop here today?" Jiang Qiao glanced at the time and meditated for an hour. He was afraid that he would die suddenly.

Fairy Bai looked back at his current state, her face was pale, and even though her body was shaking violently, she still maintained a correct sitting posture.

"Hold on for another five minutes." She said slowly.

She could see at a glance that Jiang Qiao's current limit was 8 minutes, and the extra two minutes were used to break it.

Jiang Qiao wanted to cry but had no tears. Fairy Bai avenged her personal revenge. She was not a human at all. She was still a good sister. She had a warm heart, constant benefits, and a sweet little mouth, so she didn't need to suffer.

Fairy Bai finished this round and won the MVP again, and has already started to attack Bai Yin I.

She looked at Jiang Qiao and sighed in her heart. The mortals in this world have not been nourished by spiritual energy.

Although Jiang Qiao's comprehension is good, his physique is not good. Even if he is halfway to cultivate immortals, his achievements will not be too great. It's a pity.

After 5 minutes passed, Jiang Qiao's tense body suddenly loosened, his crossed legs were unbearably sore, and he even trembled while walking.

"When you can sit still for an hour without feeling any discomfort, it is considered entry." Fairy Bai said lightly.

"Can I not practice?"

"What do you say?"

Jiang Qiao was defeated under her calm gaze. Looking at the starting point of so many protagonists, he was probably the only one who was forced to cultivate immortals.

Forget it, at least you can live a hundred years by meditating, which is not a loss.

"Jiang Qiao, what's going on with the incident of my jumping off the cliff?" After a while, she asked hesitantly.

Jiang Qiao remembered that he hadn't paid attention to it for several days.

"Wait a minute, let me see."

Fairy Bai sat next to him and watched him operate. Jiang Qiao said that a mobile phone is a microcomputer, and each software has a unique use.

She was convinced.

"What is this?"

"V Bo, used to be just an entertainment software, full of gossip and gossip of various celebrities and internet celebrities. Now, it can be viewed as an impure news software, but there are too many brainless fans on it. I'll take care of it."

"Do I have my phone too?"

Jiang Qiao thought for a while, then nodded: "Yes."

"This is the hot search list, which reflects the popularity of an event. The higher the ranking, the more concerned the general public is. As long as it can detonate public opinion, even a small matter must be given to the public." /

Jiang Qiao carefully flipped through the pages, and as expected, there is no entry for #中州仙女峰 Someone jumping off a cliff# on the current hot search list, and all of them are firmly occupied by a few big melons.

"I don't seem to have seen my incident." Fairy Bai also took out her mobile phone and clicked on the V-blog to browse.

"Yes, I should be fortunate. By the end of the year, the competition for the year-end big melons has entered a fierce competition, and major capitalists have come to the end one after another. The cows, ghosts and snakes that were hidden in normal times have now come out. Until the last moment, no one knows the finale. When will you play~IndoMTL.com~ The big stars have collapsed, and the derailment can be covered up. Compared with those big melons who easily evade and evade taxes by more than one billion yuan, your jumping off a cliff is even a street food. not."

Jiang Qiao smiled, and he manually entered relevant entries.

Over the past few days, the popularity of jumping off the cliff has dropped a lot, and even there are only dozens of comments seeking the truth.

It seems that there are not only entertainment news assists, but also that the official is deliberately reducing the fever. After all, it is unclear how to explain the fact that the girl jumping off the cliff could not find the body.

"What do you mean, I can almost make a big thing a small one, and a small one?" Fairy Bai asked.

"Well, according to the current trend of public opinion, this is the case. But for the sake of safety, you still can't go out at will during this time. After all, life is at stake, and the police uncles will not give up unless they have to."

"Um..."

Bai Yueling nodded, she clicked in an entry, looked at the phone carefully, then looked at Jiang Qiao, and muttered: "This person looks so strange."

"What's weird?"

He turned his head and glanced at Bai Yueling's mobile phone. The search box was actually the recently announced "Master Bear Boy", the protruding mouth and wide-eyed triangular squinting, just looking at it was disgusting. .

"Oh, this, it's just a **** director who deliberately made a film that vilifies the Chinese people in order to please foreigners. The plot is not deep, the whole area is dark, and you don't rely on technology to win the game, even if the advertisement is successful No matter how loud, you can't point at people and say that **** is fragrant, and others are not fools."

Bai Yueling was stunned: "Is there such a shameless person?"

"Hey, there are more, you are much cuter than them."

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