Fairy, Stop Making Trouble Chapter 7: What **** are you?

"Nowadays is a civilized society. We pay attention to garbage classification and cannot litter at will. What kind of garbage are you?"

"Are you slandering this seat?" Bai Yueling glanced at him indifferently, and sparks appeared from her fingertips.

Jiang Qiao's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly changed his mind: "Well, what do you want to throw away? It's not that you're trash."

Fairy Bai pursed her lips and moved her lips twice, embarrassed to talk about her clothes.

"Something like cloth."

"Cloth, it's recyclable garbage. There is a trash can outside. The sign is a circular triangle formed by arrows. It's right to throw waste paper, glass, plastic, metal, and textiles there."

Bai Yueling nodded slightly, but felt that the mortals in this world are really troublesome, even throwing a garbage is so complicated.

"Do you want me to throw it away for you?" Jiang Qiao asked tentatively, what the fairy thinks is useless, in case it is a treasure to mortals.

"No, I'm just asking casually." Bai Yueling said lightly.

"In that case, let's talk about your problem now." Jiang Qiao took a soft cushion and sat face to face with her across the table with a serious face.

"What's wrong with this seat?"

"First of all, you should already understand that our place called Earth is no longer the world you know well. Human civilization is only five thousand years old. Immortals only exist in myths and stories, and there are no immortal practitioners in the real world. , so your existence is alien to everyone, and once exposed, the problem will become very complicated."

Bai Yueling nodded slightly, she can understand these words, things beyond her cognition can either be controlled or destroyed.

Jiang Qiao glanced at her and continued, "Therefore, I want to know your attitude. On this basis, we can talk about other things."

"Huh?" Bai Yueling frowned lightly, indicating that she didn't understand.

"It's your current thoughts and your plans for the future."

Bai Yueling was silent for a moment, then said slowly: "Being integrated into the mortal world, comprehending the various states of life, and becoming an immortal in the mortal world can only achieve the perfection of the Dao."

Jiang Qiao breathed a sigh of relief: "I thought you would think about conquering the world, standing on the opposite side of all mankind, or showing your magic, founding a sect, and developing your own followers."

"This is the little Daoer. Our generation of immortal practitioners should have no desires and no desires. They should focus on the Tao and ask for longevity. The trivial things in the world can only add to their own troubles, and they will not be of any benefit to their practice." Bai Yue Ling shook his head.

Jiang Qiao stared at her cold face for a few seconds before grinning. She is really a quiet and inaction fairy.

Very good, very good!

Now you don't have to worry about becoming an adulterer.

"In this case, my task is to help you integrate into modern human society?"

"Of course."

Jiang Qiao lowered his head and thought for a while. Adapting to modern society is not difficult, and of course it is not as easy as he imagined.

There is a joke on the Internet. In the 1990s, someone was in prison for more than ten years after committing a crime. After being released from prison, he had no idea that the times would develop so fast, and it took many years to adjust to life.

"I will do my best to make you a modern person as soon as possible, at least in the eyes of outsiders you are no different from a modern person, but during this time, no matter what happens, you must listen to me."

Jiang Qiao thought very simply, otherwise, a completely free immortal might cause some bizarre things to happen in modern times.

Bai Yueling looked at him indifferently: "No one can use this seat. As a Taoist guardian, this seat should have the final say."

Hearing the unquestionable tone, Jiang Qiao felt a bit of a toothache. Why didn't this woman play cards according to the routine.

"It's not for use. As a good citizen, I won't let you do some illegal things. What I'm talking about is only how to say and do in the process of interpersonal communication in modern life."

Jiang Qiao patiently gave an analogy: "For example, if you plan to go out to a place dozens of miles away, what should you do?"

"Naturally, it is to use immortal methods such as shrinking the earth into an inch or the horizon so close."

"What if it's a little further away?"

"The flying sword can travel thousands of miles in a day."

Jiang Qiao was speechless, and couldn't help but feel a little envious. No wonder everyone wanted to cultivate immortals, and immortal cultivation was really convenient.

"You can still do it now?" he asked curiously.

Bai Yueling shook her head slowly, no emotion could be seen on her indifferent face.

"This seat has failed to transcend the calamity, and the world is suppressed by the world. There is not much left of Taoism, and it is no different from ordinary mortals."

Jiang Qiao's mouth twitched slightly, I believe you.

He will not forget the flying knife hanging in his throat just now, and the electric flower that jumps with his fingertips. Even a mortal can easily hit him a hundred times. He is a human standing at the top of the pyramid.

Jiang Qiao wondered, she meant that those great supernatural powers could not be used, and he dared not think about the abilities of an intact immortal body, and he did not know if he could bombard with his bare hands as described in the novel. Blast a mountain?

He shuddered subconsciously, and he is lucky that he has not been wiped out yet.

"We usually go out by car." Jiang Qiao returned to the topic just now.

"Car?"

Bai Yueling is puzzled. What is there to ride on a two-wheeled carriage? The speed is too slow. If you want to cross the domain, it is estimated that it will take several years.

Jiang Qiao smiled: "It's not the car you understand~IndoMTL.com~ I'll see it later."

Fairy Bai nodded silently, everything in this world is so weird, and what she sees is only a mere corner.

"You just need to know that this world has many things that are very strange to you, but there is no malice towards you, and you don't need to be surprised. In modern society, any violence is prohibited. It's a relatively peaceful society, at least in the country we're in."

Jiang Qiao thought that she was on the edge of the cliff before, because the flash of light made her mistakenly think she was threatened, and she slapped it with a palm, almost being electrocuted and incontinent.

"Are you afraid that this seat will casually hurt people?"

Jiang Qiao nodded with a serious look on his face: "This is a very dangerous thing. There is a saying on our side. If you lose, you will be hospitalized, but if you win, you will go to jail. Well, a cell is a prison."

"Even if this seat is completely lost, this seat is invincible in the world!"

Bai Yueling has a proud face. She is an Immortal Emperor, but not a mortal without the power to tie a chicken. No one can turn her into a prisoner!

What's more, the mortals in this world are very weak, and I am afraid that any wolf, tiger and leopard can easily kill them.

"If you resist arrest, things will become more serious. At that time, you are an enemy of the entire country. Although you don't know how powerful you are after you fall into the world, if you destroy the world, the current human beings will be destroyed. Weapons can do it too."

Bai Yueling was stunned, how can humans in this world have such a strong destructive power without training?

"So, for your own good and for my own good, you must not do anything casually, do you know?"

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