Fantasy World Transmigration Chapter 1: Lingtai meets the monkey king

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"Sure enough, did I flip my face?" Chen Ang looked around, but it was in a forest. It was already in a very high place, and it looked like Qianfeng was like a halberd. The grass and wood tools are Shishijiamu and Qiweizhicao, which are not the same as the common customs. He understands that the Lord God interfered with his return process, and I don't know which world he was banished to.

Chen Ang's various layouts in the main **** space, after all, still touched the cleanup mechanism of the main **** space. The main **** took him helplessly. Only when he returned, he was trying to find a way to sweep him out of the door. This world can be used by the main **** to exile him. Mostly it is a very dangerous world, and it may even hold back the Lord God.

Chen Ang glanced deep into the micro origin of this world, only to find that this world has no atoms and molecules, it is all made with one breath, and the vitality creates the world, and the world becomes the most orthodox world view.

He felt that he was out of tune with the world. He smiled slightly, and just turned around, he restored Tianhe mana and changed his appearance to Taoist.

At this time, a song came suddenly in front of him: "Watching chess, rotten, logging, Dingding, Yunbiangukou Xuxing. Selling salaries and selling wine, laughing wildly. Cangjing autumn high, pine roots on the moon pillow, a sense of dawn ... "Chen Ang suddenly said:" It turned out to be a world opened by the Taiqing people ... The Lord God really used his hands to remove me ... It's a pity that Taiqing has nothing to do. The so-called law is not forbidden, so it won't be corrected! Me? Most of the time it will only be interesting! "

In the Qing Dynasty, Taiqing has nothing to do. The world he opened did not have such a strict causal law network as the Shushan World. The Chen master Yu Taiqing was also the saint of the master. Chen Ang is here. I am afraid it will be more convenient.

The song sang again, Chen Ang saw a headband Luo Li, wearing a cloth, and a woodman holding a steel axe turned around, and suddenly he was intercepted by a 狲 粲 halfway down the mountain, one person and one monkey. There was endless talk there. Chen Ang was a little bit emotional. The world opened up by the halal people, and Shinto overwhelms humanity, is really not what he wants.

The world ’s Shinto overwhelms humanity, and smelting, farming, and customs all have gods involved. I am afraid that it has long deviated from the path of humanity. Only in the spring and autumn will the woodcutter on the mountain use a steel axe. This is everywhere. The world with God ’s interference ca n’t really be judged by the common sense of those worlds that are prosperous in humanity. I am afraid that the rise and fall of dynasties and the humanitarian pattern will all be influenced by Shinto.

The lonely woodman in front of him chattered for a long time, and turned up the mountain, he saw a garrison with a crown of stars and a crown of jade standing there halfway up the mountain, just looking out at the mountain, the peaks The clouds were tumbling, and fell at the feet of the Taoist priests, and they suddenly went up and asked: "Old fairy! Old fairy! The disciple started ..."

Chen Ang looked at him with a smile and shook his head, "How can you call a fairy when you are a hunchback, do you think I didn't hear it when you asked the woodcutter below?"

At this time, Yun Hao still has no name, only a mixed number, called King of the Monkeys, who learned to say: "Old fairy, since you heard it, then let me explain, I am Donghaiao before coming to the country The disciples who came to practice the Taoism, heard that the elder woodcutter just said that this is Fangcun Mountain in Lingtai, and there is a priest of Bodhidharma in the mountain. It is an old immortal who has been practicing, and I will learn from the old immortal the ability to live forever? "

“I ’m not an ancestor of Sudhi!” Chen Ang shook his head and said: “But I have also heard of his name. He has a cave house on the mountain, which is called Xieyue Sanxingdong. The cult is related and has always been unhappy, so he did n’t have much communication. He only heard that he sat down with many disciples. He taught Xian Fuluan to ask Bu Huiya, Cai Yin and Yang, and how to reconcile breast milk. "

"How can I get into the real gate in this kind of pseudo-practice?" Chen Ang looked at the Yingxu and shook his head: "Is it possible that you, Zhenxu, are also willing to learn to eat human milk and take yin and yang ... I heard , Lewd **** like apes and monkeys, there are often monsters who have become climates, and they are everywhere to **** women with good colors, some are called Shen Chungong, some are called Sangjuro, and Zhou Jia and Bo Fu are horrendous. , The courageous male monkey named Tongtian Dasheng, Qitian Great Sheng, and the female monkey named Lishan Mother ... Do you want to learn them? "

Yun Hao said: "Dare not, dare ... Tu'er is a serious practitioner, and dare not have these messy thoughts."

"Then what do you want to learn?" Chen Ang asked in earnest.

Yun Hao bowed his head and said, "Tu'er was originally a stone monkey in the mountains. He spent the whole day playing and eating flowers and fruits, so he was at ease. After a long time, he saw the old monkey in the mountains died and died. In between, there was really great horror, and the heart of seeking eternal life was born. All the way from the proud to come to the country, only for eternal life, and ask the old **** to give advice.

"The technique of longevity!" Chen Ang said with emotion: "The best food is eaten, the middle-level official, the most inferior is to seek Taoism, you come here ... Yuanmu Qiuyu, Yuanmu Qiuyu!"

Hearing to hear that Changsheng has the third grade of upper middle, lower and upper grades, he strives for longevity for more than ten years, just like the flowers in the moon in the water. When asked, he was overwhelmed and asked, "I beg your teacher to release ! "

Chen Ang Road: "Go west to the Wuzhuang view of Wanshou Mountain. There is a Taoist ancestor in Yuanzi. He has a ginseng fruit tree in his family. If anyone has the fate to smell the fruit, he will live three hundred and sixty years old; If you eat one, you will live for 47,000 years. Above that day, the Queen Mother Yaochi is home to 3,600 peach trees. There are 1,200 plants in front, with tiny flowers and fruits. Immortal Road. There are 1,200 plants in the middle, cooked in six thousand years, people eat Xiaju soaring, immortality. There are 1,200 plants in the back, purple grains, cooked in nine thousand years, people eat with the world Qi Shou, Sun Moon and Tong Geng. "

"There are also Zhima Xiancao and Shouwu ginseng, which all prolong life and eat good things into immortals."

Hearing listened to the desire to sway her heart, she swayed for a time, but she couldn't help herself. She loves to eat peach, she smells such good things, and she can't help there. She quickly asked: "The teacher taught me ... how can I eat the flat peach?" ? "

"This is it!" Chen Ang hesitated: "Ordinary people ... can't eat, can't eat! You have to wait for the heavenly feast, the Queen Mother Jade Emperor invites Xianzhen in nine days and ten places, and opens the Peach Holy Party You can only eat it when it ’s available. It ’s not something that ordinary people can eat ... Only gods can eat it ... So I said that a medium-ranking official, after logging into the fairy book, not only can Xia Xie lift up, immortality, but also participate in the Peach Feast, If you are fortunate to eat a peach ... what else can you learn? Immediately Shou and Tian Qi. "

The 狢 狲 was a bit confused, and it counted with his fingers: "A fairy can eat flat peaches? But is n’t the fairy immortal? I want to eat flat peaches, I will become a fairy, but I become a fairy, what else to eat? Flat peach? Those fairies are immortal, they eat flat peach ... old fairy ... you are all confused about me! "

"What's so confusing?" Chen Ang calculated for him: "It's like a mortal ... To be an official, first of all, there must be an official to recommend, and an official to recommend, he himself is already an official! This is difficult, yes Those of you who are not close to the officials ... "

"The fairy doesn't need to eat flat peaches, he needs to eat flat peaches, he can't eat them!"

The 狲 狲 burst into rage, and he scolded: "Good gods, they are all immortal! What kind of flat peach are we robbing from us ... Old fairy, where is that Wu Zhuang Guan going?"

"Where are you doing?" Chen Ang asked: "But want to ask for a ginseng fruit to eat?"

Nao Jun nodded and said, "This day is not bottomed out, Yaochi is far away, I have no ability to go there, or Wuzhuang can get closer, if that is a good family, I will ask him for a ginseng fruit Eat, if it ’s the same as those gods ... I ’ll steal one and come back, if you can steal two, you will be divided into half of your elderly. "

Chen Ang smiled and said: "You know how great Zhenyuanzi is, would you like to steal ginseng fruit from others to eat?"

"I still tell you how to be an official!" Chen Ang said: "Three disasters and nine hardships and not to mention him, this is the world to kill you, only to go to heaven and spirit mountain to be an official, there are countless disasters, Those with a smaller official, a thousand with 800 children, a larger with an official, and a few tens of millions, if you want to be the emperor of the Jade Emperor! It will be innumerable, with a knife and axe, and thunder and fire, it is as easy as going to heaven! "

Hunchun was so frightened that he swallowed, and asked in horror: "Is the gods of the court all cultivated in this way? How can there be so many gods in such suffering?"

"No!" Chen Ang smiled and said: "How can anyone become a fairy in such misery?"

"Of course it is to buy an official and sell an official, to slap a horse, to be carried by relatives and friends, or to wait for a fairy to admire you, to be a fairy, and a kind person in the world. After reincarnating humanity, go to heaven to be a virgin and a celestial girl. Sweeping, if you are fortunate enough to serve a fairy, if someone stretches out and pulls you, you will be a fairy! "

"There is also killing and setting fire, becoming a demon, training demon soldiers, patrolling the mountains, and howling in the forest, waiting for the gods on that day to call you! They will give you a little sesame officer to calm down the situation, You will become an immortal and a Buddha, and become an official! "

Looking at the dumbfounded monkey, Chen Ang shook his head and said, "You can't do this. Even if you are fortunate to be a fairy, you are also offending your colleagues, being framed, or committing Tiantian. Go to the world and practice for decades! I think you have more than three hundred years of Yangshou, and most of them. Let ’s go to the earth to be a hundred-year official first, and manage the heavenly gods in various monasteries in the world. Look for opportunities. Right! "

The monkey ’s three souls left, and the six souls dispersed three. Hearing Chen Ang telling him the official story of the heavenly court, he followed him to the mountain unconsciously, seeing a cave house, the fairy weather, Very extraordinary, a stone tablet on the left hand wrote: Lingtai Fangcunshan, Xieyue Sanxingdong!

The monkey knows that the place is here, but he is not very happy.

It saw a boy standing at the entrance of Dongfu, and did not rush over, but just grabbed the Chen Ang clothes and asked: "This boy is extraordinary, with the fairy around, may it become a fairy?"

Chen Ang is looking in the past, calculating the boy ’s past and present life, seeing through his internal organs and shaking his head, and shaking his head, said: "The vulgar bones have not decayed. In the future, they will only be Taoists with their own skills.

Then Yunca caught up and asked, "Nurse fairy boy!"

The boy said in earnest: "Are you the one who came to visit? How can I wait for you for so long? Come in with me to see the patriarch!"

Yun Hao accused: "I'm here to learn the technique of immortality ... Dare to ask fairy boy, can you become a fairy?"

"What nonsense are you talking about ... My ancestor's magical power is greater than that of an immortal, but you want to become an immortal who is a monk who visits Taoism and practices? The magical power is easy to obtain, and it is hard to find ... You can't enter yet ? "