Flower Master in the City Chapter 1302: Go grab the woman behind me
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"Want to hand over all the valuable things?" Summer asked seriously. He was bored anyway and wanted to delay time, so he decided to play with this idiot robber.
"Nonsense, hurry up, don't think I dare not stab you, I've got a lot of blood on my pig-killing knife, you can cooperate with me!" the robber roared a little impatiently.
"Actually, I also want to hand over all the valuable things, but this is impossible, because a genius like me, there is nothing worthless on my body, it’s just one of my hair, that’s also Priceless treasure!" Xia Xia said with emotion: "Hey, or, I will give you a hair?"
"Are you **** kidding me?" The robber was angry and brandished a pig-killing knife. "Do you really want Lao Tzu to hack you? I'm not afraid to tell you that I hacked one to death the other day. , Thrown on the mountain, no one knows, if I kill you, no one will know!"
This is not too fake. There are mountains everywhere, almost no one, and there are people who die on the mountains. In a short period of time, it is still difficult for people to discover, but with the development of this place, it will definitely be Was discovered.
"Hey, actually I don’t think you are a qualified robber. I said, where did you get the stockings, you didn’t find them. Are they very transparent? Wearing your stockings is useless. , I can see a mole on your face!" Xia Da said lazily.
"You're a **** idiot!" The robber roared, "Don't you know that seeing me is a dead end? You can't pretend not to know when you see me, and wait for you to go out. Did you call the police to catch me? You **** said it stupidly right now, actually calling me an idiot, my grass, you guys in the city are all **** idiots, but you have a good day, but you have to come to this poor valley Toss, you are born cheap!"
Xiamen looked at the robber with a little surprise: "Actually, I am not from the city, but you seem to dislike the city people very much. Hey, did any city person come here to seduce your wife?"
"Shut up your **** mouth!" The robber finally couldn't bear it, and rushed towards the summer with a pig knife.
Xiamen stepped back unhurriedly, and said as he returned: "Hey, if your wife is really robbed, I suggest you, you better rob the woman behind me, you see, her face , That figure, your wife must not even match one ten thousandth of her."
While speaking, Xia Xia had already retreated to Ye Yumei's side, and the robber with a pig-killing knife rushed to Xia Xia's face, and then he was immediately stupid.
Ding!
The pig-killing knife fell on the ground, Ye Yumei's beauty was undoubtedly a powerful weapon, and the robber directly threw the weapon away.
"Fairy...Fairy!" The robber's saliva flowed out.
"She's not a fairy, she's a witch." Xia Xia corrected her by the side.
Fairies look and want to worship, witches look and want to fall down. Of course, this is for ordinary people. For summer, whether fairies or witches, as long as they are beautiful women, they should fall down. .
"Fairy, you, can you be my wife...er!" The robber really wanted to **** Ye Yumei to be his wife, but before he finished speaking, he let out a short scream , Fell on his back, a small stone pierced his throat and killed him instantly.
There was a faint smell of blood in the air, and the robber who was robbing with a pig-killing knife finally took his own life.
Xiamen was a little upset, he stared at Ye Yumei: "Hey, how did you kill him? I'm bored, and finally I found a guy to play with, and I was killed by you!" /
Ye Yumei didn't say a word, she drew back 100 meters, sat cross-legged on a large rock, and continued to meditate, but she didn't know if she was practicing or controlling her emotions.
"It seems that I have to educate you, do you know that killing is wrong? Let me tell you, this is not your hometown. You can't kill casually here. Killing here is to go to jail..." Xia Xia began to educate Ye Yumei. For a person who does not understand Xia, it may feel normal to hear him say these things. After all, what he said is correct, but a person who knows Xia thoroughly heard him say this. Then, he would definitely want to kill him. This guy is embarrassed to say that killing is not illegal? Did he kill less himself?
Ye Yumei also wanted to seal Xia's mouth. Has this little **** killed few people? How could he be so shameless?
After educating Ye Yumei, I found that Ye Yumei still had no response. I felt a little depressed in summer: "It's really a witch that is not teachable. It is only suitable for tearing down. If you talk so much nonsense to her, it is better to just throw her Push down."
"Hey, by the way, I suddenly remembered something. You are also a cultivator. Now you cultivators are killing people. It happens to be under my control. Do you think I should catch you and put you in a prison? In the little black room, how about hitting you a thousand **** every day?" Xia Xia thought about it and said, let alone, this matter is strictly speaking, it is really his control. The dark team and the dragon team are forming a special team specifically for As for the Cultivator Action, Summer is nominally the boss of this special group.
Unfortunately, Ye Yumei still didn't speak. It seemed that she was planning to use silence to fight everything.
"That's right, I'm all dumb!" Xia Tian is really depressed, can't this dead woman say a few words with him?
Summer finally moved on, and Ye Yumei still followed him a hundred meters behind him.
"Husband, husband, the fairy is coming, guess whether it’s the big fairy or the little fairy...husband, the fairy is coming, guess whether it’s the little fairy or the big fairy..." The moving voice is a bit empty here. The mountain area sounds more crisp and sweet.
In the summer, I stayed for a while, what's the matter, why did the little fairies come?
However, after a few seconds, he realized that it was a cell phone ringtone. The day before yesterday, before he came to Qingfeng Mountain, the little fairy changed his cell phone ringtone.
This time the mobile phone ringtone is not completely canceled from Qiao Xiaoqiao’s mobile phone ringtone. The mobile phone ringtone is still there, but only when Qiao Xiaoqiao calls can I hear the ringtone. Now every summer When a wife calls, the ringtones will be different. The little fairy has collected everyone's voice, so now he basically only needs to listen to the ringtone to know who is calling.
"Little fairy wife, is there something wrong with me?" Xia Xia quickly answered the phone and asked casually.
"Husband, husband, are you okay?" the little fairy asked with concern.
"Of course I'm okay, what's the matter?" Summer felt that the little fairy question was a bit abrupt.
"Since it's okay, why did you walk a few kilometers, husband?" the little fairy said quickly.
"Oh, I'm walking." Summer replied solemnly.
"My husband, you are so boring!" The little fairy yawned, "Forget it, I'm boring too, I'm going to play!"
"Wait!" Xia Xia hurriedly called out the little fairy, "My wife, I am really bored now, but I can only walk slowly, can you make me less bored?"
"It's not impossible, husband, don't you have a mobile phone? You can use it to play games!" said the little fairy quickly.
"But I don't seem to know how to play!" Summer is a bit depressed, and this aspect has never been his strong point.
"Husband, you can do it by yourself, and a three-year-old will do it." The little fairy yawned again, "Since your husband is okay, I'll hang up!"
The little fairy hung up the phone when he finished speaking. He didn’t call again in the summer. Then he started to walk while pondering mobile games. After pondering for a long time, he finally discovered something that made him very depressed, the so-called three A game that a year-old child would play, he just didn't know how to play, and when he was about to call the little fairy again, he found something more depressing, the phone was out of power!
The lack of power on the mobile phone is not the most depressing. The most depressing is that he can't charge it now. It's not that he doesn't have a charger, but there is nowhere to charge it.
"It seems I still have to go to Muyang County earlier!" Summer suddenly realized that after living in the city for a few months, he started to feel a little uncomfortable with life without a mobile phone. Thinking about charging the phone right away, otherwise, what if a wife is eager to find him?
Although he still wears a dark group watch on his hand, not every wife can contact him in this way.
Thinking of this, summer night Yumei yelled: "Hey, Da Mantou, let's go faster, and go to Muyang County to stay overnight."
Summer said that he really speeded up his pace. Of course, he still didn't increase the speed to the fastest. So, just when it was dark, he arrived in Muyang County.
Although Yunqing is in Muyang County, he didn't go to Yunqing right away in the summer, but first came to Dongsheng Hotel. He planned to open a room first.
"Give me a room." Summer said to the waiter.
Ye Yumei, who has been silent for a long time, suddenly answered: "Two rooms."
"Only one room." Summer said immediately.
"Two rooms!" Ye Yumei said coldly.
The waiter was a little dizzy: "Sir, do you want one room or two rooms?"
"I only need a room. If she wants more, let her book the room herself." Xia Xia said lazily, and then looked at Ye Yumei with a gloating look, "Hey, you don't seem to have it with you. Money?"
Ye Yumei did not carry any money on her body, she didn’t even bring anything, but she brought something in the summer, at least in the eyes of others, she also carried a small travel bag in the summer, which can still put some clothes in it. .
Ye Yumei finally stopped talking, but the waiter was even more dizzy. The two are too weird. Are they a couple?