Flower Master in the City Chapter 2121: These two are not mentally retarded
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Of course, Xia Tian knew that these two little Taoists had problems, and even saw that they were not human at all.
However, he didn't have the idea of offering the mighty dragon on the spot, but wanted to see what tricks the two of them could play.
If it's interesting, don't kill them afterwards, just beat them up; if it's really boring, then prepare to get rid of the demon.
Of course, these two little Taoists are not demon in the strict sense, but they belong to a kind of spirit beast like the girl in the "Ling Ling" floral skirt, and then they are transformed into a human form. That's it.
Crossing the door, I didn't see anything special in the summer. It was really Zhang Mingtuo, Ning Ruirui and Shi Chun inside.
"Where have you been, why are you here now?" Zhang Mingtuo glanced at Xia with a little dissatisfaction, "The Hidden Immortal Conference has already started, don't worry, sit down first."
In front is the Chongyang Palace main hall, and the voices of the head teacher and the representatives of casual cultivators can reach here very clearly. It could be heard that they quarreled quite fiercely. If it weren't the Double Ninth Palace, they would have started fighting.
After listening for a while in summer, I couldn't help feeling a little boring.
"Brother-in-law, you sit here." Shi Chun moved a bench for Xia, and brought him some snacks, peeled a few oranges and stuffed it into his mouth: "Let's take a look at the good show ahead."
"Nothing to look at." Xia Xia yawned lazily, and did not refuse, but only sat half of his ass, then leaned against her body, resting her head on Ning Ruirui's thigh.
Ning Ruirui got used to it, and subconsciously massaged Xia's forehead.
"It's really sitting and not sitting." Zhang Mingtuo patted his forehead, "I knew I should have taken care of you before, lest you always behave like a fool."
Xia Xia pouted his lips: "This doesn't seem to be what you should say, right?"
"Why shouldn't I say." Zhang Mingtuo said angrily: "Don't you even have the power to say two things as your master? Little bunny, don't know how to be grateful." "You imitated The tone is not at all, and the master would never talk to me like that." Xia Xia shook his head with dissatisfaction, "In the final analysis, your cultivation is too bad, and the characters created even have a similarity of 50%. Dabu
Here. "
Zhang Mingtuo's face changed slightly: "What are you talking nonsense, why can't I understand?"
"Hey." Xia Xia sighed and said disappointedly: "I thought you could make something interesting, but it turned out to be such a waste."
The light in Zhang Mingtuo's eyes flickered.
"And you, don't press."
Xia Xia moved her head slightly to face Ning Ruirui's face: "If the little girl with long legs was so obedient, then I would have started double repairs with her."
"What do you mean?" Ning Ruirui stared at Xia Xia's face tightly, "I pressed your forehead for you and you pressed it wrong, then you go away and don't rest on my lap."
"It's still a failure." Xia Xia didn't move her head, and her words didn't stop: "The little girl with long legs was anxious and it wasn't such a reaction. Your homework is really incomplete."
"Brother-in-law, as soon as you came in, you were babbling. It's not an evil or you took the wrong medicine?" Shi Chun reached out and touched Xia Xia's forehead, "No, you are number one in the world. The genius doctor, shouldn't make such a low-level mistake."
"You just took the wrong medicine." Xia Jia glanced at Shi Chun, and said silently: "Pure girl, you are the real here, should you reflect on when you were doing what others said? I didn't even find it."
"Which way?" Shi Chun looked blank and said puzzledly: "I was sleeping, but Rui Rui came to wake me up, and after taking me to breakfast, I came here. .Where is the problem?"
Xiamen lazily said: "There are problems everywhere, haven't you noticed that the sound in the front hall is always repeated?"
"Repeated?" Shi Chun couldn't help being stunned. After listening intently for a while, he suddenly jumped up: "It's really repeated, just like a cassette tape. What's the matter?"
Xiamen said with a smile: "It's very simple, because the process of the Hidden Immortal Conference is not so fast, they want to reproduce the scene there, but the ability to derive is not enough, so they have to be so perfunctory."
"So, what do you mean, Uncle Zhang and Sister Rui Rui are pretending to be someone else?" Shi Chun looked at Zhang Mingtuo and Ning Ruirui in disbelief, and suddenly found that they both seemed to have been ordered by someone. Pointedly, motionless.
Xiamen casually said: "It's not a pretense, it's just two phantoms. Now that I see through it, I can't play it anymore."
"No. Who is so wicked, dare to play with this girl!" Shi Chun was so angry that he was about to explode, and almost wanted to hit someone, "Also, brother-in-law, since you know this is a fake, why don't you make it earlier? Say, it made me feel like an idiot."
"You are stupid." Summer chuckled.
"Who said that!" Shi Chun glared at Xia Xia, "I'm very smart, okay, I get full marks in my homework, and every teacher from childhood to adult praises me as a genius."
Xiamen said mockingly: "That's because they haven't seen a real genius."
"Forget it, I won't quarrel with you." Shi Chun felt that he couldn't be noisy, so he gave up fighting Xia Xia here, "Since it is fake, why are you staying here? Sister Rui Rui hasn't been so long. Seeing me, I must be worried."
Xiamen lazily said: "Don't worry, there must be you on her side."
"Damn! That won't work anymore." Shi Chun thought that someone might pretend to be herself, and could take advantage of Ning Ruirui's advantage, and couldn't help it anymore, pinching the powder fist and punching around.
"Oh!"
This punch hit the air, soft and without any effect.
Xiamen reminded: "This is the enchantment, it is useless for you to fight like this."
"Brother-in-law, you are not in a hurry at all." Shi Chun stared at Xia Tian angrily, "What if someone pretends to be you and takes advantage of Ruirui?"
"That's impossible!" Xia Xia yawned lazily, "The little girl with long legs is not as stupid as you, so she will definitely not be fooled."
Shi Chun curled his lips: "Then what if the person posing as me takes advantage of Ruirui?"
In this way, Xia Xia suddenly stood up. With Ning Ruirui's temper, although she refused Xia in every possible way, she was often wiped out by Shi Chun in this little girl's film. The defensiveness was really not as heavy as before. Up.
"Go, pure girl, follow me to find those idiots to settle the accounts." Xia Xia thought of this, her temper surged instantly, took out a silver needle, and spotted it somewhere in the void.
I saw that the world turned upside down, the entire room was twisted, and the fake Zhang Mingtuo and Ning Ruirui also twisted into a mist.
In less than a second, this barrier was broken by Summer.
At this time, the little Taoist priests formed by the beastization of the two enchantments were still bragging. One of them said: "We are the first-class enchantment beasts. Even if we trapped Xia Tian and the woman inside, we are not here. Next."
Summer looked at them and became angry, and said coldly: "Really?"
The two little Taoist priests immediately turned pale with fright, shaking like chaff, and slowly turned and looked at Xia Xia: "You, why did you come out?"
"Do you think this kind of **** can keep me trapped?" Xia Da said with disdain.
The little black-eyed Taoist said in a daze: "That's a first-class barrier. Even if a Dzogchen cultivator wants to come out, it will take at least ten years."
"That's right." The little Taoist priest also followed: "We were trapped to death by two Jindan stage cultivators."
Xia Xia pouted her lips and said contemptuously: "That can only mean that you are trapped in waste!"
The black-eyed little Taoist rushed to Xia Xia and said: "Yes, yes, Xia Jushi is really different from mortals! I must have broken through the golden core a long time ago and formed a Nascent Soul!"
The Garlic-nosed little Taoist laughed: "That's really gratifying! I wish Xia Layshi an early transformation of God. Oh no, cross the catastrophe, even ascend in the day!"
"Flying, you idiot!" Xia slapped the two little Taoists directly, "Do you really think this flattery is useful to me?"
"Jushi Xia, I was wrong, you let me go." The little Taoist with dark circles covered his face, and Portom knelt down for Xia Xia, crying: "I have an 800-year-old mother. There are children who have not been reincarnated..."
The Garlic-nosed little Taoist directly kowtow: "Ju Shi Xia, he is lying to you, we are all heaven and earth creatures, we don't have parents at all, and he has no children where he got married."
"Damn, you actually pierced me!" The black eye priest stopped crying immediately, and kicked his companion when he stood up, "Believe it or not, I beat you."
Not to be outdone by the little Taoist priest, he immediately rushed over: "When I am afraid you will not succeed."
So the two scuffled together, completely looking like no one.
"Brother-in-law, I'm afraid these two are not mentally retarded?" Shi Chun looked a little funny, but after thinking about it, he got a toothache again. Could he be deceived by them?
Summer didn't bother to listen to their nonsense, so I just rewarded a shot.
"Ah, no, it's so easy to turn into a human form, I haven't played enough." The little Taoist with dark eyes showed a look of horror and couldn't help but struggle.
The little Taoist with garlic nose saw that the opportunity was not good, and he "chuckled" like a mouse into the jungle nearby.
"Can you run?" Shi Chun's figure flashed, and then came back carrying the little Taoist priest.
"It’s not easy for us to do well. On this broken planet without aura, it’s so easy to transform into a human form." The garlic-nosed little Taoist kowtowed like garlic, "We knew we were wrong, so let us go. This time."
Shi Chun felt a little softened after hearing them begging for mercy, so she looked towards Xia Xia.
Xiamen has never been able to take care of this kind of fancy bullshit, and gave them each a needle. I saw that the two little Taoist priests became smaller at a speed visible to the naked eye, and finally gradually condensed into two blue-blue pieces. Animal-shaped jade card.
"Hey, it looks pretty cute." Shi Chun picked up these two beast-shaped jade plaques, "Brother-in-law, or give it to me." "Then you take it." Summer said casually. : "As an ornament, or as a talisman."