Forty Millenniums of Cultivation Chapter 2500: It ’s so eccentric

The pupils of Li Jialing and Han Te contracted at the same time, and they were shot too quickly before evading. Finally, they hurriedly avoided the bullet storm. A silver streamer that was ten times faster than the bullet fell from the sky, killing both teenagers. Slammed into the ground.

"Oops!"

Li Jialing and Han Te exclaimed at the same time, with bruised nose and swollen face, all four feet up.

The silver streamer converged into a tall and mighty, elegant and gleaming silver Battle Puppet, which slowly landed between the two teenagers, with arms spread out, and two groups of silver electric awns condensed on their palms, preventing the two teenagers combat.

"Enough is enough."

In the silver puppet, Fist King ’s extremely calm and impersonal voice came. He slid the Crystal Eye down the steel Iron Head track to the Li Jialing. “Sorry, no matter how annoying Han Te is, but I and Li Yao There have been agreements, and I want to protect his safety, so that no one can threaten his life. "

"Who is wasting time and threatening the life of such a bad person?"

Li Jialing wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and swept Fist King's eyes. "It's because he has been stalking me for so long, I'm too lazy to care about him. Since Lord Fist King is here, he will leave it to you. I also advise you to take good care of him, otherwise, even if I do n’t want his life, sooner or later he will play with his own life. "

After Li Jialing finished speaking, without looking back, he turned and left.

"Hey hey hey, Golden Retriever"

Han Te was extremely angry and was about to catch up, but was caught by Fist King Lightning make a move, grabbed the back of his neck, took him back, and slammed him on the ground.

"You are enough."

Fist King said, "You are not an opponent of Li Jialing at all, catching up will only keep yourself in unnecessary life threats, I will not let anyone do it, including yourself."

"Then you help me beat him together!"

A Han Te crawled up, it really seemed like a cockroach that could n’t be beaten to death, spitting at the back of Li Jialing, spitting away, "Master Fist King, everyone is from Evil Earth, you are definitely on my side. ? "

"Yes, I am on your side."

Fist King said, "But it's only limited to protect your life, it doesn't include helping you take the initiative, and I think Li Jialing is very reasonable. You have been too arrogant, arrogant, or surging recently. The changes in the mind stunned the mind. Both thinking and psychology were in an extremely unstable state.

"This state of nothingness and arrogance will greatly increase your chances of encountering danger and greatly increase the difficulty of protecting you, so I suggest you better change your personality and lifestyle a little."

"I have nothing to do, so arrogant?"

Han Te widened his eyes and looked at Fist King with unbelievable eyes. "Master Fist King, even you think it is my fault. Is it too crazy for me to be annoying?"

Fist King thought about it for a moment and said, "I do n’t like to judge Human Race morally. What you do has nothing to do with me, but from the perspective of protecting your safety, your recent performance is indeed quite arrogant. It's quite annoying. I know that many people are secretly preparing to beat you up together. If you don't change it, it's really like Li Jialing said. It's not surprising to play away your own life. "

"Even Fist King adults are on the side of that golden-haired kid, the rich man of Jinyiyushi?"

Han Te "Pedal" has three steps backwards, I can't believe my ears, my face swelled to the extreme, and the expression of laughter and laughter, and crying and crying, the teeth rubbed for a long time, and finally broke out, "Yes, I'm mad, I'm arrogant, I'm arrogant, so what !!

"From birth in Evil Earth to now, I have always been a small cockroach. No matter how hard my life is, haven't I been trampled to death by expert?

"I have lived in such an anxiety and life-and-death environment since I was small, and every second I have to struggle for the survival of the next second. No one has ever given me an arrogant opportunity, a crazy opportunity. !

"Only here, only during this short period of time to Great White Star Pirate Group and Blue Sky Market, can I finally be a little arrogant. I am not like you, Master Fist King, you are a big man, you, Old Yao and Boss Bai, all of you It ’s a majestic and powerful person. If you want to be arrogant, you can be arrogant at any time, not arrogant today, but also tomorrow.

"But I'm just a small person, a humble little person, today is not arrogant, maybe tomorrow I will die, I will be beaten to death in the universe vacuum, even the bones and scum will not leave tiny bit!

"Why do n’t I go happily and arrogantly? Who knows where my tomorrow is and who knows!"

Han Te is like crazy, dancing and crying, howling and crying at the end, and howling at the end, the tears of excitement still flow on the puffy face.

"I ’m so scared, I ’m so scared that I have n’t done anything yet, so I die in obscurity, like so many people in Evil Earth and Star Ocean! I ’m not afraid of death, I just want more people to remember Me, remember my Han Te name ... "

The Evil Earth boy buried his head deeply between his arms and legs, his shoulders shrugged for a while, and finally made a muffled voice, "Master Fist King, did my performance really **** in the past six months?"

Fist King: "Yes."

Han Te: "Did I really disappoint many people?"

Fist King: "Yes."

Han Te: "Am I really inferior to Li Jialing, can't even a finger of this golden retriever narcissist?"

Fist King: "In every way, yes."

Han Te: "Hey hey hey, Master Fist King, don't need to be so direct, you can't say two nice words, can you comfort my broken heart?"

Fist King: "Although your recent performance is terrible, it is totally inferior to Li Jialing. Fortunately, there is still a rescue. Speaking of it, I may have made a mistake and I should not be entrusted to Boss Bai easily. He is a The excellent fleet commander and top-tier Star Pirate are not qualified life mentors. Next, I will communicate with Boss Bai in depth to change the way you are trained. "

Han Te was overjoyed and raised his pig head again, with hope in his eyes: "Then, as long as I am born and reborn from this moment on, I will hopefully make a great achievement within ten years and beat the Golden Retriever narcissist fiercely , Isn't it? "

Fist King: "Uh ... I hope there will be, but you really must strictly demand yourself and carry out the craziest cultivation. In addition, regarding your private life, it is best to be temperate."

"Hey?"

Han Te is puzzled, "What does this mean?"

"I am not going to interfere with your private life. You know my identity. I don't care about these things at all."

Fist King lightly said, "Just to remind you, a little temperance is good for everyone, and Liu Li will not be so sad."

"What?"

Han Te poked his ears hard, "I, I seem to have been beaten by the Golden Retriever narcissist with some tinnitus. I did n’t hear clearly. What did Master Fist King say ... What happened to Liu Li?"

"Nothing."

Fist King was silent for a moment, "You have heard it wrong, in short, control private life, don't make it known all over the city, understand?"

"Oh ."

Han Te rubbed his nose and said casually, "I will try my best!"

"... As much as possible?"

Fist King Crystal Eye flickered and fell into contemplation. After a while, he moved towards Han Te without expression.

"kā chā kā chā, kā chā kā chā", the two mechanical arms are disassembled to reveal various cold and shiny surgical instruments.

Han Te shuddered, and noticed a strong crisis from the cold eyes of the other party, so scared and cried: "Master Fist King, what's the matter, you, you shouldn't want to hit me? You can't hit me, You want to protect me, you can't hurt me! "

"Yes, I will certainly not hurt you, but I will protect you with all my heart and every effort."

Fist King changed a very gentle tone and said, "I want to protect you from any threats including viruses."

"Virus?"

Han Te froze, "Why, what virus?"

"Various kinds of viruses, especially fungi, bacteria and viruses caused by too chaotic private life."

Fist King ’s right arm disintegrated and flicked like a long whip, squeezing Han Te ’s pants, “Given your past performance, I ’ve determined that your lower body is under great threat from various germs, For your safety, I will help you to complete disinfection. "

"Lower body, fully disinfected?"

Han Te's face was pale, and when he saw Fist King's left hand slowly protruding the disinfection equipment, he grew more frightened and screamed, "What is that thick and long steel needle doing, it's too exaggerated!"

"It is used to disinfect the inner wall."

Fist King fixed Han Te firmly to the ground, in the shape of "too", explaining, "If you want to disinfect a water pipe, outer shell is the second, and the inner wall is the key, right?"

"Ah!"

Han Te was about to answer, but it was so painful that he could n’t speak, but he screamed and screamed, “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Aaaaaaaaaah!"

He screamed for three minutes and turned into a cooked shrimp before Fist King stopped.

"Okay, your little water pipe has been spotlessly clean and bright, and will not be threatened by any viruses and bacteria for the time being."

Fist King said, "However, if you continue to go out and get rid of flowers, there is still a high probability of being invaded by viruses and bacteria again, so next, I will judge whether you want to receive new preventive treatment according to your lifestyle. From inside to outside, complete disinfection. "

"I was wrong."

Han Te is like a gossip, holding her small stomach and keeps cramps, "I really know the wrong, brother!"

"Very good."

Fist King nodded, and suddenly changed the topic of the sky, "Oh, by the way, do you know what Liu Li likes most?"

"Ah?"

The weird question made Han Te forget the pain like a comet hitting a meteorite in the lower body for a while, "What is the situation?"

“I ’m not asking about her usual taste, I ’m asking what food will surprise her as soon as she eats, like ...”

Fist King searches the database, "Like the book said, the sun can rise from the heart, and the sun blooms like an umbrella, and there is a surprise of flowers blooming on the umbrella surface?"

The hair of Han Te is shaking down: "Well, what kind of description is this, Master Fist King, are you ... in Crystal Computer Virus?"

"No, I just want to surprise Liu Li so that she can maintain her perfect working condition and polish my body."

Fist King stared at Han Te, "Is it better to hide the taste deep in her memory that she herself has forgotten."

With no human eyes, Han Te coldly shuddered, tightened his tummy tightly, and stuttered: "... Yes, Liu Li likes to eat her mother ’s poached egg noodles, but Put two poached eggs, one spread on top and one buried deeply underneath.

"Eggs are the most precious ingredients on Evil Earth, because they are inconvenient to airdrop and they are easily broken, so only on Liu Li's birthday, her mother will make them for her. The poached egg buried below is 'surprise' Well, every time I eat Liu Li very happy.

"However, since her mother's death, no one has done it for her. Even if it is done, at most one poached egg is placed on it, how can there be a second such a luxury buried underneath?"

"Understood."

If you think about Fist King, you get up and leave, "I'm gone, you are not hurt so bad, go to the medical room and get some medicine."

"Where can I move?"

Han Te wants to cry without tears, trembling, "Master Fist King, brother, can't you carry me?"

"No."

Fist King coldly refused, “I ’m going to rush back to burn Liu Li poached egg noodles to treat her heart trauma. She suffered a lot of injuries. As for your little injury, I ca n’t die. I ’ve scanned it. There is no fatality around it. Threats, you can slowly move to the medical room step by step. "

"Burning noodles ... Small injuries ... I can't die ..."

Han Te bowed his head hard and looked at his bruised, bruised and swollen body, full of grief and indignation, "Adult Fist King, Old Yao, but entrusted me and Liu Li to you. If you want to protect us, this gap is too big! Are you not so biased? "

Fist King has gone out two steps. Hearing this, he turned back, crouched in front of Han Te, and nodded his head.

"Yes."

Fist King earnestly said, "I am so eccentric."