Full Time Sponger: Chapter 107 Don’t dare to bet if you will be born in 1 month!
The first and seventh time to be born in one month, dare to bet!
Qingluan couldn't resist Bisuiwan's ****, nodded like smashing garlic, and immediately flew to the depths of the sycamore forest with wings flapping.
In the place where the king of birds is, there are naturally a lot of birds. While waiting for Qingluan to return, Su Wan lit a fire, beat a few birds, and barbecued. The chicken is not eaten, and roast turtledoves are also good.
Since Pingmo entered Yulingfeng, she has always eaten bigudan as a meal, and it is hard to taste a bit of salty taste in her mouth throughout the year. She almost swallowed her tongue after eating the bird roasted by Su Wan. He gobbled it up, listening to the sneer of the oil dripping on the fire, even the most favorite gossip could not be listened to.
Su Wan asked how the treasure hunter was caught.
The treasure hunter does not eat meat, holding a few roasted sycamore seeds and gnawing.
From the bottom of the Wuhuan Mountain to the Guiyuanzong, from south to north, more than one hundred and eight thousand miles, all the way, the monster king who occupies the king, the disciple of the famous sect who travels out, must avoid the monsters as well as Avoiding people, dangers are endless. If it hadn't had a wealth of treasure hunting experience, it made the technology of hiding and escape extremely high, and it would be uncertain whether it could reach Guiyuanzong safely.
The treasure hunter was taken into Tianmai Mountain in the package of a disciple of Guiyuanzong, because he didn’t know which peak Su Wan was on, and the disciple who brought it into Tianmai Mountain happened to belong to Queling Peak. I stayed in the Wutong Forest temporarily, and with the convenience of small size, I listened to news everywhere to see which peak’s new disciple had arrived, but Su Wan could not find it. Instead, I smelled Zhu Mingguo, because the golden sycamore has Qingluan, it Unable to get close, I was scratching my head and trying to find a way. I accidentally showed a trace, and let the disciple who collected nectar from Qingluan by Queling Peak discovered that the other party was very clever and used Zhu Mingguo as a bait to catch it. It fought desperately and made trouble The momentum was too great, which led to more and more people who knew it existed, which resulted in the situation that Su Wan saw when he came.
Su Wan's eyes are shiningly holding the treasure hunter, and her heart is full of pride. Although the treasure hunter speaks very plainly, she can hear the dangerous waves under the plain words. In comparison, she is greedy for life and fear of death. Tasty and lazy red deer, full of poisonous, unpleasant and stupid yellow worms, the loyal, alert and steady Ye Bei is so much better.
"Ye Bei, don't worry, even if the person who bullied you is the king of heaven, I will definitely make him regret that he met you in this life!"
The pink treasure hunting rat slaps his ears, with a smile in his voice: "No more, this is not Luoxia Mountain. There are masters in the Mahayana period in Gui Yuanzong."
Su Wan raised his chin and hummed softly: "What are you afraid of! Girl, I now have assassins, not to mention Mahayana masters, and immortals are not afraid when they come." Touched the black rope between his wrists: "Sorry, isn't it? You? Will protect me!"
The rope tied like a little black snake, circled Su Wan's arm, and the rope was lifted up and rubbed against her fingertips, bit by bit.
The treasure hunter shook his head, his little tail hooked Su Wan's finger, and said with gratitude: "Since it is a killer's skill, it is best to use it sparingly, so that everyone knows it and takes more precautions. This time it's me. Too careless, because I care about Zhu Mingguo, that’s what the other person said. I know you’re kind, but to others, I’m just a useful spirit beast, and it’s not worth making a fuss. Take a step back and take it for granted. Bear it."
Su Wan poked the treasure hunter’s forehead, hating iron and steel, and scolded softly: "Forbearance? No wonder Mao Tuan always calls you sour old man, rotten man! You don’t know that the word forbearance has a knife in your heart, and the knife still drips. Blood?! I am not sick, why should I put a knife in my heart! My dictionary does not include the word forbearance!"
The treasure hunter raised his beard and wanted to say something, but closed his mouth again, holding the Wutongzi and gnawing hard, and said in his heart: I just think that more is worse than less, how can I become a sour scholar? What the former owner hates most is the stubborn and incomprehensible rotten scholars! I believe what Bamboo Bear said...
She glanced at Su Wan, who became a little doll, and she couldn't change the fact that there was a proud and mad soul inside this shell! When will she know that it is too ostentatious and easy to offend people?
Convergence, modesty is the right way!
The treasure hunter thinks anxiously, but its hope is estimated to never be realized. From the soul to the bone marrow, every cell in Su Wan will die and die!
She might grit her teeth because of concerns and say that the person who knows the current affairs is Junjie, and she keeps the green hills and is not afraid of no firewood, but after turning over, she will definitely retaliate and go back again, and then she still feels good about herself even if she doesn't remember what to eat.
This is genetic, because every Su family's arrogant tendons are very thick...
Speaking far, then, the treasure hunter is secretly worried, Su Wan wonders how to avenge those who bully the pink fat rat. It seems bad for girls to fight and kill. Ye Bei is too kind to see blood. , Then it can't be killed directly, but it will make them feel painful.
Abolished the repair base? No, it can be repaired if it is scrapped, she herself has repaired it again and again. In the same way, Guiyuanzong is a big school, and there is no shortage of panacea, and it can be cured if the pubic region is destroyed.
Or else, under the blood curse to make their demons behave in trouble and go crazy?
Not good, bad, the blood curse is too troublesome, and the effect is slow, the warmth is not happy enough, it is better to let them stand on the roof of the Guiyuan Hall and shout three times "I am sick, I am a brain disabled, I don’t The baby to grab!"
Su Wan's eyes lit up, this method is interesting, or let them show their love to the dead fat man loudly on the roof of the Guiyuan Hall! I don’t know if there is a child-bearing pill in the cultivation world. If there is, you can say "Taomu, you already have your child. If you are not responsible, I will take him down and kill him!"
"Hey...hey..."
Su Wan grinned her lips and smiled miserably. Pingmo, who had been immersed in eating, suddenly felt that the temperature was cold. When she raised her head, seeing Su Wan's smile, she almost lost the skewers in her hand. Yes, blinked.
Su Wan winked at her: "What are you looking at? I finally think that girl I am more attractive than the roasted bird?"
Is this a joke? It's cold.
Pingmo shivered: "Are your eyes cramping? Or you are possessed by the Demon King. I just saw a strange black mist behind you, and heard the hey ghost laughter?"
"Don't care about you, a severely ill patient with glaucoma and cataracts, just eat yours!" Su Wan rolled his eyes, and threw the grilled skewers to Pingmo who was on the opposite side, and saw Qingying flying in the distance. Moved a position.
Qingluan glided for a certain distance, retracted his wings, and stopped at the position that Su Wan had given him, with a branch in his mouth and three Zhu Mingguo hanging on the branch. It was very serious with Zhu Mingguo in its mouth. Looking at the grilled bird skewers on the fire, he was very, very serious, and his golden eyes began to sparkle.
Pingmo looked at the skewers in her hand, and then at the Qingluan, especially the two tail feathers behind the Qingluan. The ground next to it melted and turned into jade crystals. She swallowed and swallowed the skewers. He hid the string behind his back while sweeping under his feet, sweeping the bones that had been gnawed off in front of him into the fire, trying to destroy the corpse.
I heard that Qingluan is the favorite of the patriarch. Although the ancestor has been promoted to the immortal, he once issued a fairy order, and the naming is not allowed to affect the practice of Qingluan. Violators are punished according to the crime of the sentence. The real people dare not provoke Wutonglin, which leads to a deep prescription for Wutonglin. No one can approach except the nectar picker!
Thinking of this, Pingmo's heart beat a drum. Although the same birds, the sparrow and the phoenix are worlds apart. The **** bird would not care if she ate a few...a dozen... dozens of small ones. Bird?
"It tastes good, crispy and crispy, and the meat is very tender. Would you like to try it?" Su Wan calmly handed the skewers to Qingluan, and asked in a promotional tone.
Qingluan opened her mouth and spit, Zhu Mingguo fell to the ground, spit out a ball of flame, and burned the skewers to ashes.
Pingmo gaped her mouth and shrank her neck quietly, trying to shrink herself into a mouse, hiding in a crack in the ground, and muttering in her heart: I'm invisible, no one can see me! I'm invisible, no one can see me...
"You are a waste, Pingmo, I haven't eaten enough yet, you can go and fight some more birds."
I haven’t learned the invisibility technique, but Pingmo, who tried to use hypnosis to hide, became the focus of everyone’s attention. It was said that everyone was a person, a mouse, and a bird. Luan's murderous gaze was weathered, and he suddenly resurrected on the spot, jumped up, hitting haha, shaking his hand back like a windmill.
"Haha, what do you mean to laugh, evildoer, people love birds the most, how could they kill those little cuties, pluck their heads, open their stomachs and string them together for you! Oh, even though those people were scared away , But I will definitely seek revenge from the backer, I will explore the situation, you talk slowly, eat slowly, there will be a period of time later..."
Apply oil on the soles of the feet, and ran away in a flick of smoke. The figure disappeared in the blink of an eye. The last sentence will be used for a certain period of time, but it will be indefinitely afterwards.
It's not that she is not righteous, but that she doesn't want to be a handful of ashes. Anyway, the evildoer has a hundred lives and must not die!
"Look, you scared her away, skewer with me." Su Wan poked Qingluan with his finger.
Qingluan glared at her, Su Wan glared back.
One person and one bird stare at each other, and whoever winks wins.
The treasure hunter sighed, turned into a little old man, put Zhu Mingguo away, took out three pill pill and put it in place, and turned back to the appearance of a pink fat rat, leaned back on Su Wan's shoulder, and hugged Wutongzi. .
For a long while, Qingluan, who smelled the taste of Bisui Pills, could not help but move his eyes first, and first gave up. He lowered his head and pecked Bisui Pills into his mouth, and tasted the deliciousness. He was in a very good mood. Tail It tilts up and unfolds like a peacock, but the number of roots is a little bit less. "You are not allowed to eat birds in the future. If you want to eat, you can eat four-legged chick!"
Qingluan decided to forgive Su Wan once, but unfortunately, the person on the opposite side was not afraid of her flames at all, and at the same time did not know what it meant to be enough.
"Why should I promise you? I don't owe you anything! If you promised that my spiritual pet would be pretty much the same." Su Wan curled his lips and pulled the chestnuts out of the fire, blowing dust and peeling them away. Put one in your mouth, one for yourself, one for the treasure hunter, and squinted comfortably, sweet, wild chestnuts are delicious!
Qingluan blows up her hair, her feathers stand up, flapping her wings like a cockfighting!
"Chiji! Spirit pet? You actually let me, this majestic bird, be your pet! What is the point of you who bully the bird with a fairy weapon that I should surrender? The gold core is not knotted, so weak that it is even a holy Saint’s toes are incomparable! Birds can be killed but not humiliated! I have fought with you!"
"Wait!" Su Wan called to stop~IndoMTL.com~ Qingluan stepped on the brake with a gentleman's demeanor: "You ask for mercy? I won't let you go!"
Su Wan shook his fingers and smiled: "That's wrong, after hearing what I said just now, I just knew that you just didn't think I was weak in cultivation, so you didn't follow me. Well, you wait for me. One year, I will come back to pick you up after I have made a golden pill."
Qingluan jumped his feet: "Don't think about it! I just want to let the **** bird recognize the lord and dream!"
Su Wan frowned and discussed: "The golden core period is not good, what about the Yuan Ying period? You wait for me for a year, and I will come back to pick you up when I have the Yuan Ying period."
"You form a Nascent Infant in one year?" Qingluan sneered: "You regard you as the emperor's fairy, why don't you say one month?"
Su Wan ignored the immortal species of heaven and earth, and said with a high-five: "Okay! One month is only one month, I have formed a Yuan Ying to show you, dare you gamble with me? Or are you afraid?!"
"Will the sacred bird be afraid? A joke! Just gamble! Yu Yuanying is not a foundation building. One month is dreaming!"
Su Wan smiled triumphantly: "Then you wash it up and wait for me. I hate whether I love clean pets."
Qingluan felt that something was wrong, but couldn't tell, and confidently said: "You're sure to lose! If you lose, you will give this sacred bird ten... one hundred Bisui pills!"
[ps: My uncle passed away due to lung cancer. I went home for the funeral and knelt down in the mourning hall. Today’s update is late, please understand.
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