Full Time Sponger: The 100th time I was smashed by a pie falling from the sky
The hundredth time I was smashed by a pie from the sky
"Huh..."
The gluttonous old man felt the sweetness in his throat, opened his eyes suddenly, and wiped off the trace of blood from his lips, the panic in his eyes has not yet cleared.
"The demon? After so many years, has it relapsed again?"
The gluttonous old man's face is like golden paper, muttering to himself, taking out a pill that stabilizes his mind with trembling hands, and taking a deep breath. In these days, every time he sits and meditates, he can’t get into concentration. There were distracting thoughts, the demon dancing in the mind, the demon species buried deep in my heart two hundred years ago was stupid.
Suitable only reluctantly practiced, and was almost swallowed by the demons. Fortunately, his reason was still alive. He suffered only a slight internal injury and didn't lose his mind.
The gluttonous old man turned x down the jade platform, and walked a little staggering to the screen of the Three Immortals. On the wall there is a picture of a beautiful woman with swords. In the painting, the beautiful flower is the appearance of Rong Yue, but the face mask is cold and the eyes are full. Ice Qi, like an immortal who has extinct emotions and six desires, without any popularity.
"Sister Li, in a blink of an eye you have been away for two hundred years. Unfortunately, brother, I am not qualified to practice the Chaos Art... But rest assured, for these two hundred years, I have searched the world and searched for geniuses. I have found a furnace that is suitable for the Chaos Jue. When she learns the Chaos Jue and learns to pass the water sword, the brother will definitely reverse the universe, and this time, it will not let you fall into the devil!"
The gluttonous old man stroked the beauty in the painting and murmured.
"Boom, boom, boom." There was a knock on the door.
"What's the matter?!" The gluttonous old man frowned. He had confessed that there was no major matter and should not be disturbed. He hoped that the other party had important matters, otherwise... He was angry and asked in a deep voice.
"Master, the real head of the head, please go to Tianmai Peak to discuss something important."
"Brother?" The gluttonous old man frowned, his eyes flashed, and a strange emotion was born in his heart for no reason, "Sister Li, the big brother is looking for me, I will go back, I don’t know if he has been here for so many years. Do you remember who you were once..."
The gluttonous old man flicked his sleeves and left, and said to the streamer who was guarding the door: "Pay attention to the situation in the quiet room of the Heavenly Hall. If the water is gone, you will be notified as a teacher immediately."
"Yes, Master." Liu Guang said respectfully.
The gluttonous old man Yujian rushed to the Tianmai Peak, and fell in front of the Guiyuan Hall. Without looking at the low-level disciples around him, he raised his head and walked quickly.
In the quiet room of the sky, the runes hidden on the wall appeared again, and the flowing brilliance of the runes made the entire stone room blurred and dreamy.
Su Wan's clothes are messy, her hair is fluffy, and her embarrassed look looks a little uncomfortable, but her face is full of surprises, specifically astonishment and ecstasy! He even grinned with joy, and didn't even notice that the wound on his lower lip was torn and began to bleed again.
The reason why she is so excited is the jade slip in her hand-Chaos Art!
"He's nn! The Xiami Chaos Jue is the Xuantian Jue! The Xuantian Jue in the Secret Realm of Chaos! The first technique against the sky! I knew that the Chaos Jue was this thing, so my old lady would have to work hard to admit defeat?! I have suffered so much pain in vain..."
Su Wan exploded swear words in a very uncharacteristic manner.
What is Xuantian Jue?
It is the legendary technique that can make people holy!
Although in Guards against the sky, as long as you are serious about fighting monsters and practicing well, you will be able to become holy no matter what exercises are at a higher level, but there are also good or bad exercises. The better the exercises, the purer the true essence and the power. The larger is also, the less the consumption when releasing the skill. It is conceivable that Xuantian Jue is powerful and can be officially ranked as the number one technique against the sky.
At that time, Su Wan did the Qinglong Suzaku upgrade mission to break through the prehistoric ruins, discovered the chaos secret realm, and obtained the Xuantian Secret Art. At that time, she was only one step away from the three-hundred-level true immortal. , Xuantian Jue is cheaper than Chen Tianming's pig head!
"Three Immortals, Xuan Tian Jue..." Su Wan stabilized Wen Wen's overexcited emotions, and muttered: "Dead Fatty seems to have said that the strongest swordsmanship between the world and the earth can cut through time and space, change the universe, and change history... Could it be the legendary flowing water sword in the sky-defying sky? That is the real superb elixir! The system prompts the swordsmanship that can be cultivated by the four hundred-level profound immortals! Even I have only seen it from the heavenly boss, why did the fat man do it? This is impossible..."
Su Wan shook his head, took back the divergent thinking, and stopped thinking about it.
"Guiyuanzong is a great sword sect that has been passed down for thousands of years. Maybe the dead fat man's flowing water sword was handed down from the fairy. Like the Xuantian Jue, there is only the law, but no one can learn it." /
Where did the dead fat man get the Xuantian Secret Art——that is, the Chaos Secret Art is not important. The Chaos Secret Art is also the best immortal tactic. Although it is a bit picky, you can’t practice without the aptitude of the Immortal Bone and Immortal Root, but Su Wan is just right. It's a natural fairy bone, it's a pie in the sky, and it forces people to eat it.
"The Yuan Ying is scattered. Anyway, I have to rebuild. The Xuantian Jue is in my hands. If you don't practice Bai, you won't practice!"
Su Wan laid a spirit gathering formation around him, sat down cross-legs, and began to practice Chaos Jue. Because it was re-cultivation, the realm was still there, and it was the Xuantian Jue that had been studied before, and was assisted by Su Wan's medicine. The advancement is very fast, from building a foundation to transforming Qi, then bigu, Lingji, all the way is like a broken bamboo, and finally stop at the late Lingji stage, only one step away from the Jie Jindan.
Actually, with the current amount of true energy, it is not impossible to consolidate the golden core, but the core formation will surely cause the heavenly calamity, and the immortal cord in her mind is still there, and she does not want to induce the calamity to quench the body for the time being.
"Rejuvenation."
Su Wan touched his lips with the spirit stick, the scars fell off, the bite marks disappeared, and the lower lip was intact.
"Healing skills are water attributes, the true essence consumed is not much different from before, and the effect is not much different, because the main attribute of Xuantian Art is not water?"
Su Wan made a record. Compared with the past, the true essence is indeed relatively pure. When the skill was activated before, the flashing light of the spirit rod was cyan, but now, it is pure white light, and it is gentle and not dazzling. It feels awe-inspiring. There is a kind of holy breath, based on this alone, no one will believe that her body is a fox demon.
"Heavenly Fire Wheel!"
Spiritual power gathered, the lively fire spirit gas jumped and hugged into a cluster. The sesame-sized spark expanded into the size of a watermelon in the blink of an eye, and it was still growing. Nearly a hundred fireballs fell like rain, and the entire stone chamber was enveloped in flames. among. Su Wan waved his scepter repeatedly to dissipate the power of the gathered fire source. The flame disappeared, but there was still a hot air in the air. Su Wan's scorched clothes also showed that it was not an illusion just now.
"The fire attribute spell has become stronger. It only needs about two-thirds of the previous true essence, and it should be improved after the golden core becomes the original infant. It seems that the mysterious sky has a powerful bonus to attack skills..."
Su Wan released a few more skills, recorded the conclusions he reached, and sighed secretly in his heart: It is a pity that the spirit pets can't get in touch, and for the time being, there is no data on the influence of Xuantian Jue on Ten Thousand Beast Jue.
One month later, Su Wan destroyed the talisman formation in the stone chamber, pushed the door out, and almost stepped on a person under her feet.
"Pingmo?"
There was a man lying on the mat at the door slumbering, hearing the sound, opened his dim sleepy eyes and looked over, grunted vaguely, then closed his eyes and hugged the pillow and rolled over, intending to continue sleeping. The next moment, Pingmo sat up abruptly, rubbed her eyes, stared at Su Wan, and then rubbed her in her arms.
"Sister, you are finally out! I have been guarding for two days!"
"Why are you here?" Su Wan wiped the stain on Pingmo's chest.
"Brother Liuguang said that you are going to retreat for a month. It is estimated that you will leave the customs for a few days. I will be guarded. Tell him when you leave the customs!" Pingmo was very excited, "Bai Fat Baozi is really annoying. Why are you in a hurry to retreat, let me tell you, I have gathered all the herbs you mentioned, and I sneaked out of Jiangu to gather them... What is the strange smell on you?"
Su Wan said calmly: "I haven't taken a bath for a month, rolling around on the ground, sweating, and bleeding. The combination is this."
Pingmo stiffened and pushed Su Wan away and roared: "Ah! My newly made sky silk suit! It's dirty! You..."
Su Wan grasped the hem of Pingmo's clothes, rubbed his face vigorously, and wiped off the dry things with tears and nose. Worthy of being made of sky silk, silky and smooth, with excellent touch.
"Prepare me for a bath, and I will pay you a real spiritual tool suit in the future."
Pingmo's eyes are full of suspicion.
Su Wan curled her lips, took out a pill and threw it to her: "If you don't believe me, forget it, take this, go get ready, I want natural spiritual spring warm water."
Pingmo Sniffing Spirit Pill: "What is this?"
While walking, Su Wan took off his almost ragged coat, leaving only his inner shirt, and replied casually: "Return to Yuan Dan."
"There is a legendary Huiyuan Dan that can be worth a Jiazi cultivation base?! Sister, you are my sister! Oh, no, you are older than me, it is my sister! Sister! Little sister, I I'll mess with you from now on!"
Pingmo screamed and rushed over and ran out holding Su Wan. What the master's brother ordered, what was ordered, all forgotten in the back of his head.
"I know that there is a Lingquan in the Forbidden Area of Houshan, where Bai Fat Baozi takes a bath. He is not in Yuling Peak now, where are we going!"
On the back mountain, beside the water pavilion, the sound of Xisuo Suo came from the stone queen, and then the sound of water splashing.
"So comfortable, sister... Sister, come down quickly, I heard that the spring water can improve cultivation level!"
Su Wan wore a shirt and got into the water, rowed upstream, and exhaled against the stone: "This is a medicinal spring. Occasionally, bubbles are good for your body, but too much bubble will affect your realm. Very familiar?"
Pingmo swam to Su Wan's side, washed her hair, and said proudly: "Except for Brother Liuguang, I am the most familiar. I have been here for five years. Before last year, I followed Bai Fat Baozi. Lingfeng doesn’t have anything I’m not familiar with. If it weren’t for the Golden Elixir period, I wouldn’t be able to leave Wanjian Valley~IndoMTL.com~ I still want to go to Tianmai Peak to see what Guiyuan Hall looks like?!" , Leaning in Su Wan's ear, whispered and said quietly: "Secretly tell you that even Brother Liu Guang can't come to this place. I heard that it was Bai Fat Baozi who was going to live with his sweetheart, but that person was dead. It's been hundreds of years, and there must be a pitiful place for a hateful person!"
"It should be said that poor people must have their hateful things." Su Wan thoughtfully rolled her eyes and asked: "Do you know where the fat man usually sits and meditates?"
Pingmo's eyes were gleaming, she lowered her voice, her tone of excitement couldn't hide her excitement: "Give him medicine? Help him lose weight? I think he should be a beauty if he loses weight..." Suddenly his face collapsed and she became depressed: "But you were too late to leave the gate. I know his room, but he is not in Yulingfeng, and he was recruited to the Guiyuan Hall by the real head of the head. What kind of a three-sect and four-door heads-man conference opened, I heard that Xiaoyaomen His head is a beauty who is more beautiful than Brother Splendid Tianlong, I really want to see..."
"What did you say?!" Su Wan jumped up suddenly, grabbing Pingmo's shoulder and demanding.
"The head of Xiaoyaomen is a beauty?" Pingmo blinked her big eyes, very confused.
Su Wan took a deep breath and asked: "I mean the heads of the congress, are all the heads of the three sects and four sects here? Qingyunmen... Yuxumen, Qiankunmen, they are all in the Palace of Returning Yuan. ?"
Pingmo nodded.
【Work overtime today, the update is late, bow and apologize. A little abuse Su Wan, a lot of people have been exploded, please rest assured, I am a real mother, a big real mother. Thank you Xuanyuan Luoyu, Yizheran's peach blossom fan, the pink ticket of Nether Moon Water Moon, the safe symbol of pig love mouse~~~】