Full Time Sponger: The 183rd battle of the mythical beast army for the first time
The first battle of the 183rd Mythical Beast Legion
"Your Majesty, where's the empress?" Lao Jun Xuan didn't open which pot to lift which pot, and I don't know if it was intentional.
The Demon King lost his temper, transformed into a human form, glanced at him lightly, and walked away.
Although his expression is indifferent, he complains silently in his heart: the devil's disappearance is too late, it's wrong, it's the devil, as the devil's supreme, went missing, it is ridiculous and irresponsible
At this time, the demon king forgot. As the king of the demon clan, he was planning to pick up his son and go to Su Wan to live in the world of two foxes, vowing to give birth to ten or eight little foxes. Fifty steps laugh a hundred steps.
"It's really boring." Old Jun Xuan stroked his beautiful beard. He said that he was boring, but the corners of his mouth rose up and his eyes narrowed with a smile.
The realm of comprehension.
Su Wan's face was black, slapped down, fanned the unlucky wild boar, grabbed the pig's hoof, dragged it to the water, took out an unknown sword to kill the pig, bleed the pig, and regarded the wild boar as something that could not be shaken behind. Spirit, a thousand swords and a thousand swords
"Hey--"The fat dripped onto the fire, and the golden roasted meat exuded an alluring fragrance. Su Wan squinted his eyes and took a deep breath, licked his lips, and sprinkled with cumin powder.
The dark shadow flashed, Su Wan's hand was empty, and the barbecue was gone.
"Tsk, it tastes good, but it can be more spicy." The Demon King squatted on the tree, nibbling on the meat skewers with relish, making a request very bluntly.
Let you eat you to death
Su Wan had a hideous expression, took a few skewers of raw meat and put them on the fire, brushing them wildly with chili oil, peppercorns, and pepper.
The demon who borrowed the corpse to resurrect his soul seemed to have depended on her, and couldn't drive her away. She didn't dare to return to Xiashan, so she could only wander aimlessly around. He smelled the meat when he was grilling the meat and robbed it. After that, she was even more out of control, and asked to eat at three meals a day, which was more punctual than the alarm clock, and she treated her as a cook. It’s terrible
But...
Su Wan squinted her eyes, and when she was a cook, she would be a cook. As the saying goes, sickness comes from the mouth. This girl bears the burden of humiliation and comes with a lying salary, and one day she will let the devil die in her mouth.
It’s really a challenge to poison under the eyelids of the big devil’s head
Su Wan pursed her lips, breathing slowly, suppressing the excitement in her heart.
Stay steady, be steady, and be cautious and patient to succeed.
"Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"
Su Wan quickly brushed the ingredients on the barbecue with an afterimage in her hand. She felt that her master cooking was about to become a master. This scent was so tempting that she would want to taste it if she knew it was poisonous.
The big demon head is like having never eaten good things in eight lifetimes. He ate extremely fast. Ten skewers of barbecued meats were eaten with just a few fingers, but the eating movements were quite elegant. After eating, he knew to wipe the corners of his mouth with a kerchief. Then he stared at Su Wan's movements. As soon as the meat was cooked, the yin wind blew and the things were rolled into his hands.
One roasted one and the other rushed to eat, and the broth was even robbed of the pot. After busying for a long time, Su Wan didn't even taste the minced meat, and was so angry that he smashed the **** bone rack on the demon. The devil guards the soup pot, and the evasive figure floats in the air like a ghost.
The "Boom" demon's movements suddenly stagnated, and the meaty bones hit his forehead, and the bones fell into the soup pot.
Su Wan grabbed her hand, and the stick slid into her palm, watching him guard.
The demon looked weird, looked at the soup pot, and touched his belly with his hand.
"Guru...Guru..."
The thunderous sound in her belly could even be heard by Su Wan, who was hundreds of meters away. She looked at the demon’s black and blue face, and she was secretly happy: just say it, although the demon is powerful, he borrowed it. The body is a human being. Where could it be able to block the mixture of nearly ten poisonous poisons? I was worried about whether the poison would counteract the poison and create a balance, which would have no effect. It seems that worrying is completely unnecessary.
The "cang cang" soup pot fell to the ground, and half of the pot of good soup spilled out.
The big demon's face was distorted, and he gave Su Wan a fierce look, clutching his stomach and rushing into the forest.
Diarrhea, this is an unfamiliar experience for the devil. Their food is too mixed and they are cold and cold. Poisons such as Crane Tinghong and Ruochangcao are useless to them. The intestines and stomachs are called powerful.
But the demon has forgotten that he is not using his own monster now. Before eating, it is best to try to see if it is poisonous.
Su Wan flew up, tapped her fingertips on the Void Bracelet, dozens of large and small monster beasts stood in a row in front of her, the national treasure slapped her chest, roared to the sky, and asked for a fight.
Su Wan's wand pointed at the big demon, and ordered: "Wang Wangbu Qiankun enchantment guys, put it on me and pile up the weak demon."
Kun beasts leaped high into the air, opening their mouths and blowing air, the wind was surging, and a square enchantment with a radius of hundreds of miles was formed
"Rumble—"
At the beginning of the national treasure, the monsters rushed to the demon's head, shaking the mountain suddenly.
Although there are only dozens of them, the quality is better than the quantity. The wind, rain, thunder, and fire are more spectacular than the small beasts in Donglin City.
The big demon seemed to have not expected that Su Wan had so many thugs, with a black-and-blue face, carrying pants, and being chased by monsters. The monsters who were chasing and blocking each showed their magical powers, fire-breathing, thunder-throwing, The hail and demon winds are really lively.
Su Wan sat on the back of the red deer, added state to the thugs, cheered loudly, and threw the weak soul at the demon's head.
This battle was so dark that the devil’s head was under the restraint of sex, and the strength was greatly reduced, and the monsters were chased by the monsters and flew like flies.
Su Wan's triumphant expression gradually became stern, and she looked at the demon with doubts.
It stands to reason that when the demon comes to the human world, it will be affected by the law, leaking the devil's energy, and will attract heaven's punishment. However, the demon in front of him used magic power unscrupulously, but the sky didn't even have a shadow of thunder. What is even more strange is that even if the opponent is the demon king and so many monsters attacked, how could he be taken down? Why did the opponent not even hurt a piece of oil after playing for so long? Could it be that the thugs were lazy?
Su Wan was angry and shook his fist at the national treasure.
"The hairball, get rid of him, otherwise all your supply of pill will be confiscated"
Pills for confiscation?
As soon as the words came out, the national treasure ran away, and the huge slap shot it down. A thick earth wall burst out from the ground, enclosing the devil's head. Other monsters also tried their best to become the main body, waving their claws to brighten their fangs. , Hula la rushed forward, but crashed into a ball, but let the demon escape.
Being captained by a national treasure who can only scream and roar apart from boasting, is a disaster. As long as they cooperate well, so many monsters can be used to destroy the world, but now, all the monsters are rushing forward, and they can't even send out 10% of the power.
Su Wan frowned, let the red deer fly high, and integrated the team: "Stand thickly in front, block the devil's head and spread it superbly, pay attention to the frequency of long-range attacks, pay attention to the five elements, only fire and thunder."
The demon heard the order, and finally it was no longer a mess. Although it still couldn't be said to cooperate, at least they had never hit themselves or collided with their companions.
Now it's the big demon's turn to frown. He is no longer at ease. His clothes were smashed by fire and thunder, and his clothes were not covered. Even the wine gourd was accidentally dropped. He spilled a lot of fine wine, and he was so distressed that he stomped his feet again and again. , And shouted to stop.
"Stop, stop, stop, you won, have something to say, fight, kill, and be friendly"
"This is really ridiculous from the mouth of a demon." Su Wan waved the spirit wand, the demons stopped their hands, she looked down at the demon head, the wand hit her palms, her eyes narrowed slightly. , Without anger and prestige, asked in a deep voice: "Let's say, which king are you in the demon world? What is the purpose of coming to the human world?"
The big demon took out a veil, wiped the mouth of the wine gourd, poured a sip of wine into his mouth, and asked, "Why do I have to be the devil?"
Su Wan hummed: "Except for the devil, who can resist under my army of mythical beasts for so long"
The big demon still didn't answer. He glanced around and exclaimed: "You have too many fairy beasts in the army of mythical beasts."
Su Wan blushed and said angrily: "Wow, please answer this girl’s question quickly, otherwise you will be hired by the Purple Heaven God Thunder to destroy you." Hmph, although most of the mythical beasts are still fairy beasts, one day, they will Let them all be upgraded to beasts
"Since you insist, it's okay to tell you that this monarch is the East Demon King secretly shaking the sky, but now, it's just the human sword sage Drunkchen, except for Jianwei good wine." The big demon shrugged and took a sip. Grinning with white teeth.
"As for the purpose?" He rubbed his chin, frowned slightly, and looked very distressed: "Believe it or not, I really came to play, the environment of the Demon Realm is too bad, and the Immortal Realm is easy to get into trouble. The world is most suitable for vacation."
The devil came to the human world for vacation? Ghosts believe in you
Su Wan hummed coldly, recalling that the East Demon in Heaven Defying, he seemed to be a very majestic boss, there is absolutely no such inconspicuous demon in front of him, but the difference between the game and reality is normal...
"What about you, little girl? Who are you? It must be very difficult to control so many fairy beasts and beasts. Is it the demon empress of Jiuyou Palace?" The eyes of the head of the demon who claims to be dark and shocking are bright. Like a flame, burning with the word interest, his thumb wiped the wine stains from the corner of his mouth, licked with the tip of his tongue, and smiled with a smile. He looked very evil and sighed: "Mo Xuanyu has already taken refuge in this monarch, you follow He doesn’t have much way out. It’s better to follow this monarch in the future and reward you as a demon concubine, which is more prestigious than the Little Demon Empress Na Roshzi."
"Bah, the demon queen is only a part-time job. There is someone on this girl. The emperor is my uncle. The **** is my grandfather. You are the shameless demon who is not even worthy to shine shoes for this girl." Su Wan pulled out a gold brick~IndoMTL.com ~Smash it hard, "Don’t pretend you are the East Demon King and the West Demon King. Now you are in the palm of Lao Tzu. It’s better to know each other."
The big demon was taken aback for a while, but he forgot to hide. He was hit by a gold brick and his forehead bulged. He poked the bulge with his index finger, which caused pain in his teeth, and a ray of black fire popped out of his fingers. Burning the gold bricks to ashes, took a sip of wine.
"What a big background, is your surname Su?"
This time it was Su Wan's turn to froze. She was surprised: The Devil knew the Su family? She didn't show any signs of expression, and snorted coldly, "It's okay if you know, this girl will change her name or her surname, she will be called Su Wan, so you better don't provoke me, you are just the East Demon King, and there are more on it. Devil Emperor, the Devil Emperor and my uncle often drink tea together. Be careful that I will sue you in the future and let him demote your position and seize your power."
The big demon's face is less joking, and he looked up and down Su Wan, especially Su Wan's face. After a long while, Fang smiled and said: "Su Wan, Su Wan... OK, I'm afraid of you, you make a point Come on and explain in advance, let me return to the Demon Realm, it is absolutely impossible."
This is too easy to succumb, right?
Or the identity of the Su family is too easy to use, even the devil can bluff?
Su Wan doubted whether the Great Demon was a false surrender.
But whether it's true or false, even if it's false, it will make him real.
The demon king cannot be killed, even if the body is dead and the soul is scattered, as long as the demon orb is still there, it will be able to come back to life after a while. Su Wan is not sure that he can destroy the soul of the big demon, let alone the devil beads that are likely to be hidden in a different space. If the snake is not dead, he will be harmed, and the big devil will be angered, let him possess his body, and get revenge. The whole world of cultivation is in trouble.
So, the blood oath is a very good solution. With the proof of heaven, no one dares to break the oath