Gamers Are Fierce Chapter 171: Master of Ceremonies
"No..."
Subconsciously, Wei Linglan wanted to say no.
Li Ang is here to help, it is unfortunate to be involved in this inexplicable fog mission, and let him spend decades of life... It is really unreasonable.
However, after Wei Linglan finished speaking, Li Ang interrupted: "Yes."
He turned his head, looked at Wei Linglan who was stunned, and smiled bitterly, pretending not to care: "We have no other way, do we?
It's just fifty years of Yangshou. If the two love each other for a long time, how can they be in the morning and evening. "
He lowered his head and held Wei Linglan's hand affectionately, his eyes were full of love,
"Do you know the difference between you and a monkey, one lives in a cave and the other lives in my heart,
Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars light up the night, and you light up my heart.
Don't feel sorry for me, Lan Lan, you must know that I will always belong to you. "
Speaking of which, I ignored Wei Linglan, who was confused, and Li Ang put away his affectionate expression like a Sichuan opera.
Looking at Hongsha solemnly and deeply, he said generously: "Come on, don't pity me because I'm a delicate flower!"
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Hong Sha, who was also confused, was stunned for a while, before he nodded with a chuckle, "The two of you really have a deep love for flounder, which makes me so envious.
As long as the son is willing to do as I say,
I'll keep my promise when it's done and send you guys out of here. "
She clapped her hands lightly, and the servants in bright red costumes stepped forward, sweeping the floor, laying down the red carpet, setting up altars, and lighting incense.
After a few breaths, a simple open-air ceremony has been set up, and the band resumes playing the noisy joy.
From the perspective of dialectical materialism, the theory that one can borrow Yangshou by holding simple rituals is undoubtedly absurd.
But in the occult, rituals are not based on the basic laws of science,
It works and works because an arbitrary standard is meticulously enforced, and the deep convictions of the performer must be poured out in the process.
Candles, spices, incantations, lights, tarot, dances, formations, sacrifices... all the seemingly absurd elements are an integral part of the ritual, and the symbolism they represent must be subtle and precise accurate,
Can't rely on senses and emotions to draw conclusions and make guesses - this is similar to modern science.
Li Ang, who had already put on the groom's official costume, stood on the red carpet, facing the altar, holding two unlit incense sticks in his hands.
And Hongsha returned to the sedan seat and sat upright, also holding two incense sticks in her hands.
According to the ceremony, Hongsha sent two ghosts as the bridesmaids, one to praise and one to praise.
At that time, cited praise: the groom stood in front of the sedan chair.
Tong Zan: Start the sedan chair, the newcomer starts.
Praise: The groom takes a bow (helps the bride get off the sedan chair)
Citation: The bride and groom go straight in front of the flower hall.
Citation: The bride and groom are in place.
Tong Zan: The bride and groom enter the incense.
Praise: kneel, offer incense.
Tong Zan: kneel, kowtow, kowtow again, kowtow three times.
Afterwards, Li Ang and the bride will worship the heaven and earth first, worship the altar second, and the husband and wife will worship each other, and then lift the hijab, and together they will light the remaining incense sticks in their hands with the copper stove on the altar.
Finally exchange incense sticks and transfer Li Ang's Yangshou to Hongsha.
The ceremony was about to begin, Wei Linglan, who was isolated from the altar by the red fiends, was annoyed and anxious,
She glanced at Wei Yueyan with her hands folded in front of her, and found that the latter's expression was light and calm, and she even slightly raised the corner of her mouth, revealing an inexplicable smile.
Also...for this "companion", Li Ang is not related to her, not related to her,
It would not be too cool to spend an ordinary person's life expectancy to pass the level easily.
Even if Li Ang died unexpectedly during the ceremony, causing the ceremony to fail, Wei Yueyan could take advantage of this time to regain her strength.
Wei Linglan's mind changed rapidly,
I don't know that Miss Chai is already happy and can't wait to see what will happen later.
The ceremony began, with loud vocal music, and the bride and groom got off the sedan chair.
The two newlyweds walked to the front of the altar,
The ghost who should have shouted "Kneel down, offer incense!" was standing there, with a stiff smile on his face, unable to speak.
He had already been controlled by Li Ang's cat's eye illusion. At this time, he was wandering in the sky and naturally couldn't say anything.
The ceremony paused. Although Hong Sha still kept a smile, her teeth were clenched together.
A majestic and deep terrifying yin qi slowly dissipated from her body, even Wei Linglan outside the altar could feel it, and she couldn't help but feel frightened.
As if shocked by the yin qi, the ghost of Yin Zan came back to his senses, and smiled again tremblingly,
As soon as I opened my mouth, it turned into a very accented Mandarin, "Xinbao, it's a good goose sac!"
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Hong Sha froze in place, as if she couldn't believe her ears,
Even the band playing and singing in the back paused and looked at each other.
The ghost of Yin Zan still didn't know it, and continued to use an accent that he didn't know somewhere, and shouted sharply: "Xin Liang, also a good Lu Liang,
Congratulations to them on their wedding ceremony, and they will never be of one mind!
Let's die and be happy,
I wish them the best of luck with the anus,
Check it out! They crushed the leaves with two words, spicy is to believe in Buddhism! "
The ceremony was naturally interrupted, and the grievances of Hongsha almost lifted the red hijab and rose to the sky,
And the ghost of Yin Zan controlled by the illusion, although the body is erratic because of the yin wash,
But his mouth didn't stop for a moment, screaming sharply,
"Next, let's talk about the new money! Everyone applauds!"
Drum you horse yo drum!
Hong Sha slapped the ghost of Yin Zan with a slap, and stepped out, the yin qi visible to the naked eye lifted the surrounding fog like a shock wave.
"Yes! Who!"
Under the red hijab, Hongsha gritted his teeth and shouted: "Here! Me! Stand up!"
The surrounding thick fog was blown away, and Wang Congshan and others, who were hiding in the corner of the street, also saw Li Ang standing behind the altar, wearing the groom's official costume.
While Wang Congshan and others were in shock ~IndoMTL.com~ Hong Sha also found signs of the enemy.
It was an ethereal black figure, squatting on the floor-to-ceiling glass windows of a building in the distance, at a 90-degree angle to the ground.
This figure seems to be appearing in a pretentious shape, but it is actually a false illusion created by Li Ang.
It's fine from a distance, but once you get close, it will be seen through by the Red Sha.
Hong Sha, who thought he had found the enemy, snorted coldly, kicked his toes on the ground, and leaped out into the distance like an arrow from a string.
Ms. Chai was also on her visor. She saw the subtitles that Li Ang projected to her. She immediately bowed down, slapped her palm on the ground, and gathered the dense fog again.
Shrouded around here, obscuring Li Ang's figure.
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