Gamers Are Fierce Chapter 435: Umbrella

Latest URL: "It's raining, does anyone want to buy an umbrella?"

Blind old woman with a stooped figure walks with difficulty in the dark forest in the rainstorm, stretches out her hand to **** the road ahead, muttering in her mouth, and occasionally falls to the ground due to slippery road in the rain,

The rags on his body are covered in muddy leaves, barely recognizable.

"It's raining, someone wants to buy an umbrella?"

The blind old woman was drenched in the rain, but she was still speaking in a hoarse voice.

The tragic and pitiful appearance is like those lonely and widowed old people who are separated from the corners of society and are not noticed by the public. They can only rely on street stalls to make a living.

Enough to inspire compassion in anyone.

Boom.

The thunder sounded, and a figure with a black umbrella and a red coat emerged from the forest, standing tightly in front of Mrs.

As if aware of something, the blind old woman raised her head and stared forward with her cloudy eyes, "It's raining, does anyone want to buy an umbrella?"

Li Ang said slowly: "Do you want to know about swimming and fitness? The opening of Shiwaxinge Fitness Club is a big deal. The annual equipment card is 880 yuan/year, the aerobic pass card is 980 yuan/year, the warm family card is 1280 yuan/year, and more There's a 30-day super diet camp..."

As if she didn't hear the other person at all, the old woman said to herself, "It's raining, does anyone want to buy an umbrella?"

Li Ang: "Do you want to buy a big pot of tea? A pot is a brew of tea. Drink it for your own taste, and invite others to drink it for your face. Master craftsmanship, pure handmade, adhere to the origin of super raw materials, adhere to traditional craftsmanship, I would like to Call it a classic."

Old woman: "It's raining..."

Li Ang: "Can I borrow you a few minutes, ma'am? Do you know Amway?"

Old woman: "It's raining..."

Li Ang: "Sister, my brother recommends a shoe cleaner for you to quickly clean the stains on shoe uppers. If you are not interested, I have postgraduate entrance examination materials, postgraduate entrance examination lecture products and examination training courses. I guarantee that you can't afford to buy it. Can't be fooled."

Old woman: "Next..."

Li Ang said angrily, "Get your head down, didn't you see me holding an umbrella?"

He held the black umbrella, walked forward in three steps and two steps, sighed: "The current ground push is really more and more careless, even the preparation of accurate analysis of target groups and division of promotion areas is not enough. refuse to do it,

He also hired this poor old lady as a promotion staff, obviously selling umbrellas but not holding one herself,

How can this make users feel at ease and satisfied? "

As Li Ang spoke, he drew out a long bronze scythe from the void. The smooth blade of the scythe reflected lightning.

"You want an umbrella, lad, right?"

The hunched old woman stood there, with a weird smile on her wrinkled face, "Ten dollars a..."

She stretched out her thin arms like dead wood, slowly and firmly held her head from both sides, and slowly "pulled" her head out.

The head of the old woman with a smile left, squeezed by the palm, hangs above her neck,

A string of pale vertebral bones are attached to the lower end, and the dark red blood is constantly dripping.

Swipe--

The messy, dry pale hair on the old woman's head floated up against the storm and wind.

The head is the umbrella stand, the bone is the umbrella handle, and the hair is the umbrella cloth,

The old woman held the "umbrella" and walked towards Li Ang step by step. With each step, the leaves stuck to her clothes shook off.

The cloudy eyes of the head were wide open, and the canthals were splitting,

The jaw suddenly fell off, opened like a snake, and roared hoarsely: "It's time to pay!!"

"I said I don't buy umbrellas!!"

Li Ang roared, the imprint of the **** on the back of his hand disappeared in a flash, and his body swelled a little,

The bronze scythe that was slashed diagonally accelerated suddenly in midair,

Wrapped in the mighty ripple energy, he slashed towards the old woman who raised her head to meet.

Boom!

At the last moment when the old woman was about to hit the scythe head-on, she placed the umbrella on her head and tried to block the blade with her hair umbrella.

However, when she actually came into contact with the scythe, she realized how terrifying the power attached to it was.

Under this blow, the old woman flew out and slammed into the tree trunk. A huge wound appeared on her body from her shoulders to her waist and abdomen.

And the terrifyingly shaped "umbrella" was cut in two on the spot,

The rib of the umbrella is divided into two, flying into the air, and then falling under the drag of gravity,

The two halves of the face that fell into the muddy pile of fallen leaves still had a terrified expression.

Tread, step, step.

Li Ang held an umbrella and walked forward unhurriedly,

Release a [Fragmented Object Scattering] at will, splitting the ground into two halves, and the two halves of the head that were trying to escape using their hair as tentacles were shot into the air,

Swing a long bronze scythe, slashing horizontally, dividing the head into four halves.

The old woman, or an urban legend disguised as an old woman, died on the spot,

The headless body that fell under the tree also stopped struggling.

“Next time you do a ground push, remember to think clearly about the needs of your users.”

The system's experience value and in-game currency arrival prompt sounds,

Li Ang sighed and activated the animal husbandry special effect of [Shepherd Soul Bronze Scythe], extracting the old woman's spirit body to form an irregular white crystal the size of a walnut with mottled black silk threads inside.

The special effect of the animal husbandry bronze scythe is to extract the spiritual body of the killed life into crystals,

For life in the real world, this is undoubtedly the equivalent of being dissipated and extremely cruel.

But it's a perfect fit in this fictional world, built by sentient beings and littered with terrifying urban legends.

"Is this a spirit crystal?"

Li Ang weighed it and found that there was a certain amount of yin in the crystal, so he asked himself, "See if you can eat this thing."

Miss Chai's head stuck out from his chest, her eyes were wide open, her slender fingers quietly stretched out, and she carefully poked the white crystal,

"It looks like I can eat it..."

Miss Chai said uncertainly, reached out to hold the crystal, closed her eyes and pondered for a while.

I saw that the white crystals were shrinking at a speed visible to the naked eye, like ice cubes melting in the sun, and in the blink of an eye, only a small black piece remained - it seemed that those impurities had been left behind, in the last part of the crystal.

"Really edible!

???)ノ

Awesome! "

Miss Chai's eyes are bright~IndoMTL.com~ can provide about one-tenth of the maximum amount of Yin Qi! "

Chai Chai, as an unlucky and disgraceful charm who never became a monk,

There is neither a stable upgrade system for players, nor a magical inheritance of power,

We can only accumulate strength by accumulating Yin Qi.

Feeding her spiritual body crystals gave her a feeling of never returning from a meat bun and beating a dog.

"Oh?"

Li Ang nodded and stuffed only the black crystal into his pocket, "It's not bad, there's a lot of evil in this forest, enough for you to eat.

Let's hurry, they're still waiting. "

"Hmmmm."

Ms. Chai, who had eaten a meal of yin qi, shrank back excitedly, rubbed her hands together, and looked forward to having a full meal today.