Gamers Are Fierce Chapter 653: pun
It is now!
The blue electric arc flashed in Li Ang's hand, and the main gun removed from the Sentor tank burst into flames,
Fire and smoke erupted from the barrel, and the high-explosive shells slid through the air, almost rubbing the edge of the fire tornado, and slammed into the flatbed truck.
"Huh?"
Cai Wen, who swayed back and forth like a boxer, locked the direction of the cannonball with lightning bolt, stretched out his palm and picked up a cabbage from the cabbage pitcher behind him, held it in his hand, and threw it violently!
The cabbage is far lighter than the watermelon shell, but the explosion damage is only slightly less than the latter,
With Cai Wen's precise throw, the cabbage hit the high-explosive shell like a high-speed shot put.
Boom!
The two collided and exploded in an instant,
Cai Wen flew horizontally and metal fragments scattered. Standing at the front of the car, Cai Wen danced the fist wind tightly, perfectly shielding the vehicle below him from being damaged by shrapnel.
Even, this Chinese cabbage is perfecting with boxing,
There is still enough strength to twist around and use the front teeth to precisely hold a poisoned crossbow arrow shot from a sinister angle, "Bah" the arrow shot by the assassin Ezio Auditore Laser spit on the ground,
The expression on the vegetable's face clearly conveys the disdain of "This is it?"
I was... despised by a Chinese cabbage...
A strange feeling of loss, shame, and embarrassment welled up in Ezio Auditore
It feels like ten years of hard work, going to the college entrance examination room full of confidence, only to find out that all the Zentraedi high school students with an IQ of over 300 are competing on the same stage.
"The ability of human beings is indeed limited..."
Ezio Auditore murmured, "If you want to survive in this world, you can only surpass humans..."
No one cares about the mental activity of this Italian brother named Assassin Writing Berserker, all attention is focused on the barrel of the Stryker chariot.
Boom boom boom!
The artillery dumped ammunition, and all five remaining high-explosive shells in the magazine flew off the barrel.
The crisis of life and death is imminent, and Dave, who has always been crazy, seems to have a flash of clarity in his eyes.
He shook the burlap fertilizer bag, took out the last energy bean, and slapped it on Cai Wen's back.
"Ah Oil Goode Malaysia!"
With Dave's inexplicable roar, Cai Wen's figure swelled again,
The green fist that shattered everything once again appeared in the track,
Whether it's artillery shells from the front, or sneak attacks from other teams behind,
None can penetrate this Fist Wind Barrier.
But.
Cai Wenzhi's smug smile suddenly froze, and the Chinese cabbage suddenly found that when it was about to hit the last high-explosive bomb,
The artillery deviates from the ballistic trajectory for no reason, like a straight line that suddenly slides, falling down, rolling and falling to the ground.
"That's it!"
Shemei Maruwen's pupils shrank, and with his superhuman vision, he clearly saw that the last high-explosive projectile was abnormal.
A lot of translucent silk threads are stuck on the outside of the shell,
The metal casing at the bottom of the shell has disappeared, and the charge inside has been hollowed out, replaced by a bloated, medium-sized insect with an acid-filled sac on its back.
That's right,
Sheming Maru Wen knew it,
That GTA5 NPC released several strange insects before,
All insects reach the front of the track ahead of time, where a net is woven with clear silk threads.
As the vehicle and the first few shells pass by, the transparent net lifts up,
When the last shell with special insects passed by, the transparent net pulled down again, intercepted the shell, and pulled it to the ground, just so that the shell was under Crazy Dave's car,
It is also a dead end for xenomorph attacks.
Bang!
The poison blaster worm burst instantly, and the strong acid liquid and shrapnel poured on the bottom of the flatbed truck, instantly melting most of the chassis.
The three alien little green men in the cab of the truck only felt the body shake, and screamed and turned the steering wheel, trying to stabilize the vehicle,
Unfortunately, these attempts are in vain,
After the acid corroded the fuel tank and completely leaked the oil, the wobbly flatbed truck slowed down all the way, and finally hit the street light pole.
Leave four drivers in the car who are yelling in strange language as if they are having an encrypted call.
Success.
The system prompt sounded in my ear,
Li Ang on the roof of Stryker's chariot exhaled a breath of foul breath, releasing divine power and recalling the bee.
"How did you do it..."
The bewildered witch just wanted to ask a question, she consciously said she was suspected of spying on her companion's intelligence, and closed her mouth.
"It's a bug, I added a bug."
Li Ang explained solemnly: "The world is completely composed of data, so as long as you use bugs (bugs, computer loopholes), you can target them."
“…”
The witch was silent for a while, but she still couldn't help opening her mouth and complaining: "No, your English pun is too cold, isn't it?"
"Is there? It's okay."
Li Ang grinned, "I read a book "How to Chat with the Opposite Sex" before. The book said that adding some subtle puns when chatting can ease the awkward atmosphere,
Makes hilarious laughs to the point of incontinence. "
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I'd like to hear what kind of jokes can make people laugh to incontinence.
The witch is full of grooves and can't spit it out, but she nodded at the sunset molten gold on the passenger seat, "Oh, I seem to have read that book, and there are detailed tutorials in it to teach you how to attract the attention of the opposite sex. .
For example, when you see someone posting a selfie in your Moments, you will reply, 'This is you? ’
When you see the travel photos, reply 'On the web? ’
When you see a photo of the shoe, reply 'fake? ’
Saw the hotel photo and replied, 'Did you make an appointment again? ’
When you see the music being shared, reply 'Follow the trend? ’
When I saw the daily life, I replied 'That's it? ’
When you see the hint that you want to be in love, you reply 'Hey monster? ’
When I saw Ye Laifei, I replied 'Don't you feel embarrassed? ’
In the long run, all the opposite **** in the circle of friends will pay special attention to you~IndoMTL.com~ Well...I originally wanted to try this, but there are not many girls in my circle of friends,
It's either a micro-business advertising machine, or a girl selling tea..."
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I think it's normal to be angry and then delete friends! Are you two watching "How to Chat with the Opposite Sex" or "How to Angry the Opposite Sex and Make It a Deadly Enemy"!
The corners of the witch's mouth twitched, decisively choosing not to continue to struggle on this topic.
The Stryker chariot drove forward and entered a narrow and steep roller coaster section, picking up props such as banana peels, red mushrooms, and green turtle shells.
But since they just destroyed the car of the dark horse Crazy Dave, not many teams dared to drive alongside them for a while,
Driving off the roller coaster section with a smooth ride.
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