God of Thunder Chapter 10: Niao Bude (below)
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Lei Xinfeng laughed and said: "I want to kill you, use some strength, I will kill you. As for the trouble of using poison? A dumb Niao (bird)!"
Blackbird was suddenly angry, and it said: "You are stupid, I am the smartest Blackbird! Invincible smart! *gaga*! Ga ..."
Lei Xinfeng squeezed the mouth of Blackbird, poured potion, and said, "If you are clever and fall into my hands, you should be obedient!"
Blackbird choked his eyes straight for a while, and after a while, he shook his little head and said, "Gah, indeed tastes bad ..."
Jin Daya is good strangely said: "Hey, are you male or female?" He said to reach out and lift the tail of Blackbird.
Blackbird yelled: "Gah ... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHooah, and can't move ... Aaah! I ’m not alive! I hate it ..."
Jin Daya ’s fingers have n’t touched Blackbird yet, this series of shouts came out, everyone looked at them stunned, Lei Xinfeng said: “Are you mother?”
Blackbird said: "What male and female, indeed is unpleasant!"
Lei Xinfeng said: "Speak, how can you speak? Who did you learn from?" He was really curious.
Blackbird said: "I don't know!"
The Lei Xinfeng was suddenly in a hurry, and he said, "Don't you know, or don't you want to say?"
Blackbird said: "I really don't know, I don't know!"
Lei Xinfeng sucked his mouth and said, "Uncle Jin, I haven't eaten barbecue in a long time. I don't know how to roast Blackbird meat. How does it taste?"
Blackbird exclaimed: "Wow? Qua! You can't ... my meat is not delicious at all, sour ... bitter ... qua, stink!"
Jin Daya couldn't help shaking his head. This Blackbird and indeed are very smart. He said: "Since you don't want to be eaten, let's be honest."
Blackbird yelled, "Fuck, I ’m telling the truth ... Ga! Why do n’t you believe it!"
Lei Xinfeng thought for a moment and said, "How old are you?"
Blackbird wondered: "What do you mean?"
Lei Xinfeng said: "I mean, how long have you lived? Is the age very old?"
The little head of Blackbird kept lighting up and said, "Great, Niao (bird) is big!"
Lei Xinfeng smiles bitterly. This is really misleading. He said: "Well, are you familiar with this place?"
Blackbird is very proud to say: "That is of course, this place is my territory, of course I am familiar with."
Lei Xinfeng shines with both eyes and says, "Anything good?"
Blackbird suddenly found that his wings no longer hurt, and it said: "Gah, the wings have grown? Ah ah ... don't shake me!"
Lei Xinfeng said: "Don't interrupt, just say, what's so good here?"
Blackbird said: "Gah? Gah! What is a good thing?"
Everyone is speechless. Lei Xinfeng thinks about it too. You ask an Niao (bird) what is good. This is indeed a strange thing. He can be sure that the good things he thinks are Blackbird. The good things that Blackbird thinks are not necessarily good.
Lei Xinfeng said: "Forget it, asking you is equivalent to asking in vain." He was dull, and since he didn't know what to ask, his interest in Blackbird was greatly reduced.
Blackbird has a pair of extremely beautiful crimson red eyes, whose eyes are flickering and their small heads are dangling, and they do n’t know what to think about.
Lei Xinfeng released his hand and said, "Okay, you can go. Remember, there will be a lot of people coming here, don't talk nonsense, and you will be killed if you are too late to regret."
Blackbird bounced a few times on the ground, trying to fly, but its wings had just recovered, unable to exert its strength, fluttered and did not fly a few times, and said, "Damn, I ca n’t fly for the time being, I was stupid Niao (bird) It hurts internally! "
Lei Xinfeng smiled and said: "Otherwise, have something to eat before leaving?"
Blackbird said, "Eat? What can you eat with Niao (bird)? Ga!" That tone was dismissive when indeed.
Lei Xinfeng took out a piece of Wild Bull meat dried, this is the dried meat made by Jin Dapang, he tore off a piece, said: "Wild Bull meat dried, my hometown specialty, try?"
Blackbird smelled the flavour of meat, his eyes rolled, and said, "Gah, try it, try it." It pecked at the meat strips, swallowed it with its head, and said, "More, more, delicious." , Delicious ... "
Lei Xinfeng smiled and tore a few pieces of Wild Bull meat, and soon the dried meat in his hand was eaten clean.
The wounds on the wings were cured by potion, and Wild Bull meat was dry in the stomach. Blackbird was content and flew into the air. It said: "Lao is gone ... you are a good Birdman!" Black Shadow flashed, this guy Disappeared without a trace.
Lei Xinfeng scolded angrily: "This **** is full of food and drink and scolds!"
Jin Daya laughed and said: "Why are you letting go of it?"
Lei Xinfeng said: "It's troublesome to take it, and this Blackbird, the mouth is too stinky, nonsense is too dangerous, I am not interested in taking it."
Feng Ying said: "Unfortunately, talking Blackbird."
Lei Xinfeng said: "For Blackbird is also Thunder Attribute, I don't want to hurt it."
Shi Hu said: "I don't know if there is only such a talking Blackbird, there is still a group of such Niao (bird), if there is a group of ... Hah, that's hilarious."
Lei Xinfeng said: "Hey, forget to ask."
Jin Daya said: "This Blackbird is not very honest, its words are a bit unreal."
Lei Xinfeng said: "Forget it, it's just an Niao (bird), what else can we do, let's go."
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A few days later, the four of them have been advancing to a sea area. Lei Xinfeng knows after tasting the water. This is the sea, not a large lake. The water is salty.
The endless sea, the clear blue water and the huge beaches, Lei Xinfeng said: "Good place!"
Jin Daya pointed to the sea not far away, two little black dots were entangled, Lei Xinfeng stared at him, and could n’t help but be surprised: “Why are these two Niao (bird) again!”
Jinying and Blackbird were entangled in the air, there was an eagle whistle, a cry, and a faint voice came. The curse was inaudible. The only thing that could be heard was the word "Damn". Because Blackbird's voice is sharp, These two words are particularly clear.
In a moment, two Niao (bird)s flew over the crowd, and the scolding of Blackbird came very clearly.
"Laozi kills you ... damn, you stupid Niao (bird)!"
An eagle chirps in response.
"Silly Niao (bird)! Fuck, let you stretch your claws ..."
Lei Xinfeng smiled bitterly: "This guy's mouth is stinky enough. I don't know if the golden eagle can understand it. If it can understand it, it will probably be mad at it."
Jin Daya said: "The strength of this Blackbird is weaker than that of the Golden Eagle, I am surprised, why does it keep entanglement?"
Just listen to the Blackbird shouting above: "I do n’t want to be entangled with the silly Niao (bird). It ’s this silly Niao (bird) who does n’t want to be fooled, shit, I ’m annoying me!"
Lei Xinfeng tilted his head and smiled: "Have you heard, it still has the strength to explain."
Shi Hu pouted, said, "This Niao (bird) ... is just a talking basket."
Lei Xinfeng laughed and said: "Yes, it's just a conversation basket, it's uncomfortable not to talk, haha!"
Blackbird shouted: "Hey, help ... What are you doing stupidly!"
Lei Xinfeng smiled and said: "Turn me off! Why should I help you?"
Blackbird made a strange noise and slipped under the golden eagle's claws, shouting: "Ga ... *gaga* ... What do you mean Ah? Lao Tzu thought ... I thought we were friends! Why are friends not helping?" >
Lei Xinfeng was stunned by this strange Blackbird, and is it a friend of Blackbird? Are you friends with a Niao (bird)? Are you kidding?
Jin Daya said: "You and Ah'Feng are friends, why don't I know?"
Blackbird groaned: "You know a fart, he caught it and touched it, how come he is not a friend, hurry up and help me, if I don't come again, the old **** will be hit ..."
Lei Xinfeng said: "This Niao (bird) ... this Niao (bird) is amazing."
Blackbird said: "How do you know my name!"
Lei Xinfeng said: "Where do I know your name?"
Blackbird said: "You said, you said the name of Lao Tzu, and the name of Lao Tzu is Niao Bude!"
Lei Xinfeng said: "I wiped it ..."
Jin Daya, Feng Ying, and Shi Hu are all stunned, and they burst into laughter.
Blackbird's cry is getting faster and faster, Lei Xinfeng said: "If you don't save you, you will become eagle shit."
Blackbird said: "Don't talk nonsense, save Niao Bude!"
Lei Xinfeng flew up. In fact, the golden eagle had noticed four people in Lei Xinfeng long ago. They only tried to attack Blackbird after watching them not moving. They tried to kill Blackbird before the four people interfered, so it saw Lei Xinfeng take off When he got up, he immediately changed direction and quickly flew away.
Blackbird fell from the sky, he yelled: "Catch Lao Tzu, exhausted ..."
Lei Xinfeng reached out and grabbed it, and then slowly landed.
At the sight of Blackbird ’s small **** constantly rising and falling, the sound of breathing was like a bellows, and the two small paws were trembling, and he heard him complaining one after another: "Damn, I ’m exhausted, I ’m exhausted ...... Shit is getting tired, shit, that silly Niao (bird), silly Niao (bird)! "
Lei Xinfeng said: "That silly Niao (bird), can you understand you?"
Blackbird said: "It knows a fart, if it can understand, it is not a **** stupid Niao (bird)! Deafhearted stupid Niao (bird)!"
Lei Xinfeng said: "Niao Bude, how many Blackbird like you?"
Blackbird said: "Laozi is a unique Niao Bude, and there is no second in this world!"
Lei Xinfeng did n’t believe it at all, he said: "Nonsense! Are you jumping out of a rock?"
It can be seen that Blackbird is a little dazed, and it said: "Where do I know, I have never seen the same Niao (bird) in my life! Of course it is unique Niao Bude!"
Lei Xinfeng vaguely feels that this Blackbird has an extraordinary origin, but it seems to know nothing.
Jin Daya shook his head and said: "It's a weird Niao (bird)."
Lei Xinfeng said: "Well, you are the unique Niao Bude, that golden eagle is gone, you can fly."
Niao Bude shook his head, and his red eyes stared at Lei Xinfeng.
Lei Xinfeng said: "What do you see? Do you want any bad water?"