Harry Potter and the Rise of the Ordinary Person Chapter 29:
I am really cheap! Joe thought to himself. The heart is too soft to see girls cry. It will always be my weakness. No wonder I always wandered among the flowers in my previous life, but I couldn't pick a single flower. headache! Hermione, Hermione, this time I have lost a lot. In my previous life and now, I haven't been a woman yet!
Forget it, now I'm all dressed up, I have to send arrows on the strings!
Sure enough, throwing away the morals is a process of boiling the frog in warm water.
Joe took a deep breath and walked to the women's bathroom with his head high. This is a sentence he suddenly remembered when his high school teacher talked about probability theory: "For everyone, it is an inevitable event that you go to the men’s or women’s toilets. In addition to repairing and cleaning the toilets, you go to the other’s toilets. It’s an impossible event, but if you squint and enter blindly, it’s a random event."
Joe slowly opened the door, and a girl walked out of it.
"Oh! I'm sorry I went wrong!" Joe subconsciously exposed. Then he came back to his senses immediately: "There is a girl crying inside, can you help me tell her that Professor McGonagall has something to do with her?"
It’s okay probably because Joe’s makeup skills are too good. The unknown girl in front of her didn’t realize that the cute "girl" in front of her must be a boy. She just glanced suspiciously at the lady’s Joe: "Can you just call it yourself?"
After the mistake just now, although Joe’s back was soaked, but he had already reacted, he simply said with a look of sorrow, "I’m sorry, I made her angry before, and now she’s Angrily, I dare not call it. Please!"
"Okay!" said the unknown girl.
"Thank you so much! By the way, don't mention me when you tell her about this. I don't want to miss Professor McGonagall's matter because I missed it."
"OK!" The girl nodded.
"Then please, thank you so much!"
"No thanks!" The girl smiled and walked into the women's bathroom again.
"XXX (expletive), Ron, I must kill you a thousand times after solving this matter." Qiao muttered softly, "First use the fuchsia clock, then split it, and then use the Transfiguration Curse. After transforming into a rat, throw it to the ladies’ toilet with a floating spell...it’s not right...when did I become so dirty...then let’s change another one.······························· ··Leather whip·······Wax drop·······························hahahaha!"
"I brought people." After the unknown girl frightened Joe, she pushed Hermione out from behind and dropped a sentence: "Friends get along well, and then they leave with interest.
This is a sensible person! Then Joe grabbed Hermione's robe, let's talk!
"En." A big question mark hung on Hermione's head, who was still a pure little Lolita, "Isn't Professor McGonagall looking for me?" But the schoolmaster-level mind made it react instantly. "Wait, you Lie to me! Who are you?"
"I am Joe!"
"That Joe."
"And that Joe, Joe Al Goul."
"Don't lie to me, you two are not alike at all."
"This is the world of magic, anything can happen, Miss Granger." Joe unlocked the magic in his throat and regained his usual voice and said to Lori.
"I don't believe it!" Little Lori is very alert. And Joe noticed that her left hand reached into the robe quietly, and it seemed that she was about to draw out her magic wand.
"Okay!" Joe reluctantly said something that only a few people knew. "A few months ago, you met a three-headed dog. Ron and Neville also overturned my potion. Tell you that the three-headed dog will fall asleep when listening to music. Is this enough?"
"Are you really Joe?"
"Of course! As for this image, it's just a little magic."
"Goodbye then." Little Lolita turned around and left without saying a word.
" Really." Joe sighed. As soon as his arm lifted his wand, an attraction spell modified from the floating spell flew out, and then Hermione was sucked back with a scream, and Joe expertly stretched out another One hand, accurately grasped her arm.
" I think we need to talk. "Qiao said softly, "I don't think you can solve any problems in the women's bathroom except for physical problems." Then Joe seemed to blush when he saw Hermione.
"Damn, I got used to doing research, and I suddenly said something wrong."
Since she was still in the cold war with Ron, Joe did not take her to the auditorium, but went directly to the Hogwarts kitchen. They first came to the Hufflepuff common room, and then Joe took Hermione to a wide stone corridor and found a painting of a silver bowl full of fruits. He scratched it. A huge green pear. The pear began to squirm and giggled, and suddenly it became a green handle on the door. Joe grabbed it, twisted it, opened the door, and pulled Hermione out.
The kitchen is very large, with high ceilings, as if there is a conference hall on it, and piles of shiny copper pots and pans piled up around the stone wall, and there is a large brickwork on the other side. Into a fireplace.
Rachi, Joe yelled. Then there was a crackling sound from his side. A house elf with bat-like ears, a pointed and long nose, skinny, and a scar on top of his head stood in front of them.
"It's an honor to serve you, Mr. Goul. "The little elf named Laki bowed deeply.
"This is?" Hermione asked suspiciously.
"This is a house-elf. "Joe replied, "Hundreds of house-elves in Hogwarts' kitchen are in charge. This one is called Ludge."
"House elf, I have seen in the book..."Hermione has once again inadvertently entered a state of dominance.
" I know, I know... "Joe interrupted her." I think the more important thing now is to fill your stomach. I heard that you haven't eaten all afternoon. Are you hungry? "
When Joe said that, Hermione realized that she was empty in her belly, her face was a little red, and it became even redder.
"What do you want to eat? The best thing about coming to the kitchen is that you can order your own food." Joe said.
Then Hermione ordered a steak, some muffins, and then ordered a turkey at Joe's request, and Joe himself ordered some hand-held sushi.
After a while, the table was placed on the table, and Joe asked the house elves to avoid him, and then chatted with Hermione while eating.
At the beginning, Hermione kept cutting steaks with a knife, and the atmosphere seemed a bit awkward. Fortunately, Joe was not good at anything in his previous life, that is, he was good at breaking all kinds of embarrassing atmospheres.
He said, "Miss Granger seems to be extremely hungry, so is this the reason you took it in the toilet?"
After receiving Hermione's roll of eyes, Joe continued, "I always stay in the kitchen when I'm in a bad mood. It's delicious! It's something that brings happiness to people." Then he took a sushi dip. I put some soy sauce in my mouth. The cooking skills of the house elves are very good, and they are very proficient in the tastes of various countries. You can often come here to taste it.
"Thank you." Hermione whispered.
"What? I didn't hear it."
"Thank you!" Hermione shouted reluctantly. After yelling, he felt a lot better~IndoMTL.com~ Oh, thank me for being so loud, Hermione! "Qiao smiled slightly, then said solemnly again: "Ron is different from you. He and Harry are both playful, adventurous, and unruly children. You need to be a little patient with them. "
Joe took a sip of water and said: "Books and rules are not everything, you have to learn to be flexible. For your peers, your style of doing things can easily be mistaken for arrogance by them. In fact, I know you are I'm inferior, isn't it, Miss Granger, desperately proving that I am stronger than others."
"But mine is..."
Joe ignored Granger’s words, picked up a piece of sushi impolitely, put it in his mouth to chew, and said: "It's delicious, do you want to try it. After eating, you will feel much better. Normal temper. Don’t be so irritable! Be calm. In fact, everyone is about the same level. Of course, I’m the exception, you know (Hermione gave him another roll of eyes), a passionate life is good, but others don’t owe you money, peace Being gentle helps communication."
"They will deduct points for the academy if they fail to abide by the school rules." Hermione said with a serious face,
" I remember a saying, stupid people fear the rules and avoid them. Smart people obey the rules and use the rules. Unless for the higher good. I think many times, Hermione, you have that insight. Can you see the essence through the phenomenon? You also know how to deal with your own problems."
After listening to Hermione, she raised her knife and fork and began to silently cut the steak,
Joe didn’t bother her, he put a piece of sushi in his mouth and chewed slowly~ IndoMTL.com~ Book friends are welcome to visit and read, the latest, fastest and hottest serial works are all here~ IndoMTL.com~For mobile phone users, please go to read.