Heavenly Star: Mars Lecture Hall III-Directional Thinking

"Ah! The sea is so big, ah! The sea is so wide, why can't I see it at first glance, because I am a myopia."

After Mars's poem writing, the students exclaimed.

"Good poem, good poem!"

"It is indeed a teacher of Mars. This class is really amazing for us students."

"Teacher Mars, I admire you like the continuous flow of the Yellow River ..."

"This poem is bound to be immortal ... Ah, no, it has been passed down through the ages."

"cough cough ..." Teacher Mars waved his hands modestly: "For a while, it was nothing, small, small. Then, it is time for extracurricular activities, and the teacher will tell you what is directional thinking. Let ’s ask a few brain teasers first. That ... Monk, get up and answer. "

Monk (feeling his bald head): "Teacher, just ask, you will know what is clever."

Mars (...): "Oh, four people are playing mahjong. The police came, but they took five. Why?"

Monk (with a disdain): "Miss Mars, you are too shameless, this level of brain teasing Laoyu dislike of third grade elementary school-because the four people hit that person is Mahjong . "

Mars (nodding): Well, fine. Then ask you a fourth grade question. Two prisoners were held in a prison. One night the prisoners all ran away. The next day the police opened the prison door and there are there is still one people inside. This is why.

Monk: "This ... Ah, yes, the policeman went in. Isn't there anyone in there? The old lady is really too smart."

Mars: "Fart! Because the escaped prisoner's name is all!"

Monk: "⊙⊙ ..."

Mars: "Look, clearly a routine question, just change the shell, you can't answer it, let the teacher feel embarrassed ... well, then ask you a question in the first grade of primary school. One night to put the wolf And the sheep were thrown into a cage, but there was only one animal left in the next day. Why? Why? Why? "

The monk immediately answered, "Because that animal's name is Wolf and Sheep."

Taoist gender is unknown (raise hand): "Teacher, Poor Tao has something to say. Poor Tao believes that the sheep was eaten by that wolf, so there will be an animal. Amitabha, sin and sin, kind ... "(Monk: You die, that's my line! You puppet as a priest.)

Mars (nodding): Oh, what a simple question, monk, what do you say in also.

Monk: The old man still reads the sutra.

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