Heavenly Star: Very good, everyone will be happy together.

A man knocked a strange old man on a motorcycle in the downtown!

The man is scared at a loss! More and more onlookers!

Suddenly, the man hugged the old man and shouted in tears: "Daddy, you wait for me, I'll go to see a doctor for you!"

After speaking, I ran away. . .

The old man shouted angrily, "Give me back!"

Everyone is feeling: "The real filial piety here!"

The two beauties talk in the elevator about what cosmetic whitening effect is good.

At the same time, the there is still one black man was listening silently beside him.

Suddenly the black man said to the two beauties: "It's useless! I've tried it, it's useless!"

A child is standing by the smithy and watching the blacksmith hit the iron! The blacksmith hated her, so he took out the hot iron and frightened him in front of the child!

The child blinked and said, "If you give me a dollar, I dare lick it!"

After the blacksmith listened, he immediately gave out a dollar to the little girl!

The child took the money and licked it with his tongue, put it in his pocket and left ...

Xiao Qiang gave a speech at the rally. The people below listened to it!

Xiao Qiang said, "I hate two kinds of people! One is racist, the other is black, and the third is ignorant!"

The people below sweated suddenly. . .

In biology class, the teacher asked: How can I correctly distinguish the hands and feet of an octopus?

Students answer: give it a fart and smell it. The hands that cover your nose are the feet, the others are the feet. The whole class is down.

There is a husband and wife, my husband is very shy!

Waking up one morning, my husband's wife is dead in bed.

He quickly jumped up, pale and stumbled down the stairs and shouted, "Maid! Maid!"

The maid replied, "Sir! What's the matter?"

My husband shouted, "Boiled eggs for breakfast is enough!"

Introverted Xiao Zhang saw a beautiful-looking woman in the bar.

After hesitating for a long time, he finally gathered his courage, approached her, and whispered, "Can I talk to you?"

Suddenly the woman cried out, "No, I won't sleep with you!"

People throughout the bar stared at them, Xiao Zhang was very embarrassed, blushed and said nothing, and returned to his seat with aggrieved.

After a while, the woman walked to Xiao Zhang and whispered, "I'm sorry, I'm a student of the Psychology Department. I just wanted to test how people react in awkward situations."

This is, Xiao Zhang shouted, "You want two hundred yuan? Too expensive!"

A group of fireflies are flying in the air, one of them is not only!

Another asked him curiously, "Brother, why not just do you?"

Not only the firefly replied: "Hey, buddy forgot to pay the electricity bill last month!"

The company manager asks people to put up a slogan "Do it immediately if you want to do it" on the wall, hoping to inspire employees' motivation!

After a while, a friend of the boss asked him how effective the move was?

The boss said angrily: "The cashier took 10,000 yuan to run away, the office director and my female secretary eloped, and dozens of employees asked for a raise!"

An old couple born in the same month and the same day has 6 birthdays!

During the banquet, God came and said that the two wishes of the couple can be satisfied!

The old woman said, "My dream is to travel around the world."

God waved the magic wand in his hand, wow! A stack of tickets changed.

The old man said, "I want to live with a 3-year-old woman."

God waved the magic wand in his hand, wow! Turned the old man into 9 years old!

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