Here Comes the Immortal Swordsman Chapter 231: More shameless than me?

"Look at me crackling with a sword to suppress Yunmeng!"

Lin Beichen shouted loudly.

Clap!

Watermelon juice splash.

A huge, plump watermelon, smashed directly into pieces flying.

Break into at least seventy or eighty pieces.

Everyone was stunned by this kind of prank.

In the entire Yanwu Hall, there was a dead silence.

Through the large and small Xuanjing screens, the citizens who saw this scene suddenly felt like peanuts stuck in their throats, unable to spit out or swallow the strange feeling.

This is the first time they have seen it. It turns out that the battle of sword speed can still do this.

Among countless big eyes and small eyes, Lin Beichen moved again.

I saw him facing the 'Clairvoyance' camera, coughing lightly, posing like a domineering president, then taking a small square thing from the storage ring, holding it in the palm of his hand, smiling, calmly introduced.

"Insert an ad below and continue later."

"Want to know the secret of being called the most beautiful man in Yunmeng City? Fang's Body Soap, a century-old brand of Yunmeng City, is trustworthy... With Fang's, you are so confident! Sales address: Yun No. 23, Liufeng Street, Mengcheng, report my name and get a 20% discount..."

As he spoke, he slowly extended his hand.

White jade-like body soap dipped in the palm of your hand.

A young Education Department official in charge of the 'Celestial Eye' camera didn't have time to react to what was happening, so he didn't have time to move the camera away. This scene has been broadcast live to the eyes of countless people in thousands of households.

An old man with a chubby short beard, squeezed in front of the big screen in the Temple Square, saw this scene and shouted excitedly: "Yes, it's me, it's my body soap, a century-old brand, Hahahaha!"

There was an uproar in the surrounding people.

At the same time, all major squares, restaurants, casinos and other places, as long as there is a mysterious crystal screen, everyone who sees this scene is stunned.

What is this?

Why did this happen all of a sudden?

What is Lin Beichen doing?

A huge question mark and exclamation mark appeared irresistibly in the hearts of everyone who saw this scene almost instantly.

This has never happened before.

However, at this moment, Fang's Body Soap entered the minds of countless people at once, even if they wanted to drive them away, they couldn't drive them away.

A little-known, century-old brand instantly gained explosive exposure.

And the old shop owner pays

The price paid is only ten gold coins.

Office of the Education Department.

Li Xiongfu, who was checking, spit out a sip of tea.

Fang Zhenru, the old director of education next to him, slapped the folding fan on the table with a snap.

"Stop your anger, boss."

The surrounding officials quickly appeased.

A brothel.

Ling Taixu, the old principal who hugged from left to right, was stunned for a while before he laughed.

"Beauty, do you see it? This is the successor that I have chosen for my uncle. From now on, he will be the first in line for the principal of my third college, hahahaha..."

He laughs and moves his hands up and down.

Several charming young women leaned on top of him, smiling coquettishly, some peeling grapes, some delivering fine wine, some feeding snacks, and some drinking wine with their mouths...

Third College.

On the martial arts field, the students of the three grades were silent at this moment.

Then they all burst into laughter, not knowing who took the lead.

The tense atmosphere dissipated in an instant.

……

The National Royal Junior College.

The second Yanwu Hall.

"Hahaha, this is an IQ game."

After Lin Beichen finished the advertisement, he licked the bright red watermelon flesh on the corner of his mouth and laughed: "The examiner, count up, how many petals will this sword go down?"

The gray-haired Wu Fenggu wiped the bright red watermelon juice on his face and roared, "Lin Beichen, what are you doing?"

The chief examiner is so angry that his dialects come out.

"It's an exam."

Lin Beichen said righteously: "Isn't the purpose of using the sword to kill the opponent? When they attacked, the opponent became thirty or forty pieces, and when I took the sword, the opponent became smashed and more lethal. , so I think..."

"Shut up."

Wu Fenggu roared: "Don't you think, I want me to think... You have fouled, this is not in line with the rules of the Sword Speed ​​Battle, and the result is invalid."

Lin Beichen argued with reason: "Sir, I have read the exam rules in detail, there is no rule that this is not acceptable, I protest..."

"The protest is invalid."

Wu Fenggu interrupted directly and said, "The examiner has the final right to interpret the results of the examination room. Your examination result this time is invalid. I will give you a chance to retake the examination, otherwise, it will be regarded as a waiver!"

Speaking, he raised his hand and picked the watermelon pulp hanging from his gray hair.

"Uh..."

Lin Beichen was speechless.

Looks like this opportunism failed.

The surrounding students also breathed a sigh of relief when they heard this.

Lin Beichen is right, this time the exam rules did not clearly state that this method was illegal, but it was obviously not in line with common sense.

This sword will cost at least 60 or 70 fragments. If Lin Beichen's results are valid, and the next talented students will all take the test in this way, then Ye Weiyang, Wan Tian, ​​Cao Potian and others will surpass them. Isn't it a joke to have top grades in Grade A?

Anyone can crush them!

The invigilator, who was covered in watermelon juice, came up to clean the black stone long table, and put a new watermelon on it.

"Restart the exam."

The chief examiner Wu Fenggu shouted loudly.

He was standing beside Lin Beichen, invigilating the exam at close range.

Lin Beichen sighed.

He's really not good at this subject.

After all, his martial art idea has always been to build defense first, then escape, and then strength, and finally practice swordsmanship.

And in Lin Beichen's view, how many swords can be fired in one breath is meaningless at all.

These bells and whistles, even if you can't hit your opponent with 10,000 swords, isn't it meaningless?

The real speed of a sword lies in a single sword.

He took the long sword handed over by the invigilator, held it in his hand, and stared at the watermelon to observe.

On this observation, I discovered a strange thing.

It turned out that all the watermelons used for the test were all the same size, and there was almost no difference. They were all round and chubby, and the emerald-colored melon skin was shiny and shiny, which made people feel delicious at first glance.

"This melon is not bad."

Lin Beichen sighed casually.

Wu Fenggu next to him was originally very serious. Hearing this sentence, he suddenly smiled and said: "Of course, this melon is the jade melon produced in my Wu family's Xiaoxishan melon field. Irrigation with the water of Lingquan, without the use of the mysterious pattern to ripen, without the application of alchemy fertilizers, two crops a year, hand-picked, not only beautiful in appearance, similar in size, but also childless and thin-skinned, sweet and delicious, one hangs, only buy one Silver coins can be said to be of high quality and low price..."

When it comes to the second half, this serious examiner is no longer facing Lin Beichen, but is facing the camera of 'Celestial Eyes'.

In the Yanwu Hall, it was deadly quiet.

Lin Beichen was dumbfounded.

Fuck!

More shameless than me?

Gain down.