Here Comes the Immortal Swordsman Chapter 564: It doesn’t feel good
Why was the dog thing thrown out?
Lin Beichen frowned.
Beating a dog depends on the owner.
This is slapping me in the face.
Gong Gong quickly walked over, helped Wang Zhong up, and said, "Captain, are you alright, Captain?"
The captain of the urban management team rubbed his buttocks and stood up. When he turned his head and saw Lin Beichen, he quickly ran over and said, "Master, something is wrong, but don't worry, I have a solution... you Wait, I'll go in and try again."
The voice did not fall.
A strange voice came from the examination and approval hall: "Don't dream, old guy, do you want to apply for a school land? Don't you just have some bad money, hahaha, what are you? Take a pee and look in the mirror, is it up to you?"
The voice is familiar.
It was the flamboyant young man who talked so loudly in the Star Reaching Building.
Wang Zhong's expression changed, and he said with a smile: "It's okay, young master, I'm used to it, the money hasn't been paid, I'll try again, don't reach out and hit the smiling face..."
Lin Beichen raised his **** and rubbed the center of his eyebrows: "No... I'll do it."
"Master, don't..."
Wang Zhongke is really the roundworm in Lin Beichen's stomach. Just by looking at his expression, he knew that the young master was about to lose his temper, so he hurriedly stopped him.
This is not Yunmeng City, and it will not end well if there is a disturbance.
Lin Beichen doesn't care so much.
He strode directly into the hall and cursed: "Which wild dog was barking just now, stand up for me."
In the originally not-so-bustling hall, there was an instant silence.
The applicants who were handling the business, as well as the approval officials sitting high behind the counter, were all stunned at the same time, looking at Lin Beichen in unison.
Lin Beichen glanced over and found that flamboyant young man.
The young man was looking at Lin Beichen with astonishment and disbelief at this time, and subconsciously rubbed his ears, thinking that he had heard wrong just now.
Someone dares to make trouble here?
Dare to scold yourself?
"You, yes, what are you looking at, it's you, get out from behind the counter."
Lin Beichen raised his hand and pointed.
"Me?"
The complexion of the young man was instantly gloomy.
The corner of his mouth drew a sneer, and said: "Hehe, I didn't hear clearly. Say it again, are you sure you are talking about me?"
Lin Beichen strode over and said: "Then I will say it again, it's you bastard, say, why did you beat me?"
When the young man saw Wang Zhong standing behind Lin Beichen, he immediately understood, and said with a sneer, "I thought it was some kind of big shot, but it turned out to be the owner of that old dog. What kind of country bumpkin do you want to open a school if you have some bad money? Where do you think Zhaohui City is?"
Other people around laughed.
There was a cheerful atmosphere in the hall.
People seem to be watching an absurd circus.
Wang Zhong hurriedly said: "You can't say that, we have all the requirements for the application, and everything is in accordance with the procedures..."
When the young man heard the words, he couldn't help laughing: "Procedure? Hehe, stinking beggar, I'm just a procedure. If I don't approve it for you, I won't approve it. What can you do? Hahahahahaha!"
The other officials at the counter also burst out laughing.
These country people are really naive.
"I don't know how to write dead words."
Lin Beichen strode over and put his foot on the iron-wood counter blessed by the black-pattern formation.
Boom!
The Xuanwen formation broke down.
The iron and wood counter instantly turned into sawdust.
"You..."
Qian Sansheng was taken aback, and roared angrily, "You dare to rebel, come here..."
The voice did not fall.
Crack.
Lin Beichen slapped this young man named Qian Sansheng on the face with a slap, turning him like a top, spinning 720 degrees on the spot.
Half of a pink and white face, like a ripe peach, is bright red and swollen.
Five black and blue fingerprints soon swelled up.
There was an exclamation in the hall.
A few guards in armor strode forward with their long swords out of their sheaths.
"Go away."
Lin Beichen turned around and shouted.
The sound is like thunder.
An invisible wave of air surged out.
The four guards only felt a shock in their chests. Under the impact of the air wave, they couldn't stand still at all, like rice husks in a hurricane. In the courtyard outside.
"Ah... poof..."
The young man Qian Sansheng was dizzy, and opened his mouth to spit out a mouthful of blood.
Three front teeth were still wrapped in blood.
He covered his mouth and said in disbelief, "Pear... Li Gan? Li Zizi said... Are you... a magic horse?"
The front teeth leak air.
The voice is changed.
"It's you, a dog who doesn't know the heights of the sky and the earth, who hit you."
Lin Beichen raised his hand and gave another slap.
Crack.
Qian Sansheng directly reversed and rotated another 720 degrees.
"Wow..."
He spurted blood.
The face swelled into a pig's head.
Lin Beichen still felt puzzled.
Crack.
"The city lords and generals in the south are trash?"
Crack!
"The sea clan will be defeated in one blow?"
Crack!
"The warriors on the wall are rubbish?"
Crack!
"Cui Hao's crime deserves death?"
Crack!
"It's just you, do you still want to turn the world around?"
Crack!
"Are you a program?"
Crack!
"Who's the redneck?"
Crack!
"Is your **** name Qian Sansheng?"
Crack!
Crack!
Lin Beichen slapped more than a dozen consecutive times.
One slap, one question.
At the end of the question, he didn't know what to ask.
Crack.
"Who told you not to **** wear a hat."
Lin Beichen slapped another slap, which was considered a sigh of relief.
Qian Sansheng was drawn like a spinning top. He turned three times in the forward direction and three times in the reverse direction. Paralyzed
On the ground.
This is because Lin Beichen didn't really exert force, but just patted lightly.
Otherwise, let alone his head, even a piece of pig iron would have been pulverized by Young Master Lin long ago.
Everyone in the hall was shocked.
Assault in the office of the administrative office?
Where did this madman come from?
Are you insane?
How dare you do such a thing, you don't want to live anymore?
Wang Zhong watched this scene with a resentful face.
Alas.
I knew a long time ago that if the young master were to do this kind of thing, it would be like this.
It seems that the young master has not changed.
It's still the boy from before.
Once stimulated, the brain will be congested and brain diseases will occur.
The scene will become out of control.
Gong Gong is very vigilant like a personal guard, looking sharply at the surrounding building layout and terrain, he has been weighing in his heart for a while, if there is an army surrounded, which direction should be the most suitable way to break out, so as to protect the young master ...
And Qianqian and Qianqian?
The former looked excited, eager to try.
The latter tightly held the former's arm, for fear that she would also rush to hit the lord.
Anyway, since beating the people in Zuihualou violently that day, Qianqian has become very impulsive, always wanting to find someone to learn from, and begging the young master to let her enter the lost castle to kill monsters every day.
Already very addicted.
Qianqian was afraid that Qianqian would be impulsive and kill the other people in the hall as monsters.
"Damn it, don't play dead."
Lin Beichen picked up a water basin and poured a pot of cold water on Qian Sansheng's face.
(Waterbasin: Wait, why am I here?)
"Ah... ah..."
The arrogant noodle young man screamed and woke up.
He subconsciously raised his eyes and saw Lin Beichen's face ten thousand times more handsome than his own, but he screamed as if he saw a ghost.
"Is it approved?"
Lin Beichen looked down and asked.
"Ah, batch?"
Qian Sansheng's mind was buzzing, and he subconsciously asked, "What are you criticizing?"
Crack.
Lin Beichen slapped him directly.
"I'll give you three breaths, you reorganize the language."
He said with a devilish smile on his face.
"Ah, batch batch..."
Qian Sansheng shuddered, and said: "Whatever the nobleman criticizes, just criticize..."
Lin Beichen grabbed his collar, lifted it up, and said: "Bitch, it's uncomfortable not to hit you, talk to you with nice words, you don't appreciate it, and you will be honest if you have to beat you up, you Why are you so cheap?"
Qian Sansheng wants to cry but has no tears.
Lin Beichen threw him on the ground and cursed: "Hurry up, stamp the paper, I'm still busy, I don't have time to waste time with idiots like you."
"Yes yes yes..."
Qian Sansheng hid all the resentment and resentment in his heart, and in line with the principle that a gentleman should not stand under a dangerous wall, he quickly found his Xuanwen seal from the pile of sawdust.
Seeing that the matter had come to this point, Wang Zhong gave up struggling, calmly took out the original application approval document, and handed it over.
Qian Sansheng didn't even look at it, he lifted the Xuanwen seal and was about to stamp it down.
"Wait a minute."
Lin Beichen suddenly stopped.
Qian Sansheng's heart trembled, he raised his head with a flattering smile, and said, "My lord?"
Looking at the application form, Lin Beichen said, "No, the application area is too small. How can two hundred acres be enough? Grant me twenty thousand acres!"
"Huh?"
Qian Sansheng opened his mouth.
Twenty thousand acres?
How dare you speak.
"What?"
Lin Beichen stared: "No?"
"All right, all right..."
Qian Sansheng's words leaked out, and he dared to refute, so he agreed immediately.
Wang Zhong immediately revised the application form and handed it over.
Qian Sansheng just raised the Xuanwen seal and wanted to stamp it down...
"Wait a minute."
Lin Beichen said again.
Qian Sansheng's legs gave way, and he almost knelt down.
What happened?
Looking at the application form, Lin Beichen said dissatisfiedly: "Why must it be limited to the second district? Isn't it okay to build a school in the third and fourth districts? Cross out this restriction, and the location is up to us to choose , unlimited."
"Huh?"
Qian Sansheng was confused on the spot.
Do you dare to mention this kind of condition?
Crazy.
"What?"
Lin Beichen glared again: "No?"
"Uh... tell me... do me a favor."
Qian Sansheng thought about it, anyway, he was forced to deal with the immediate crisis first, wait until the madman is gone, then mobilize the army to deal with him, it's just a piece of approval, and then tear it up That's it.
He raised the Xuanwen seal high and was about to stamp it down...
"Wait a minute."
Lin Beichen said again.
"My lord?"
Qian Sansheng said sadly: "Is there anything else that needs to be changed?"
Is there anything you can't say in one sitting?
Lin Beichen smiled dryly, and said, "Uh... sorry, I've got used to it, it's okay, you can cover it."
With a row of black lines on Qian Sansheng's forehead, he raised the Xuanwen seal high and printed it down.
When the seal was about to be stamped on the application form, he paused slightly, looked up at Lin Beichen, and said, "My lord, do you...do you want to add something?"
Crack!
Lin Beichen slapped him directly on the back of the head.
"It's just you who talk a lot, you should give me your stamp."
he cursed.
Qian Sansheng: (;′??Д??`)!
Be reasonable.
Who was "waiting" again and again before?
Patter!
The Xuanwen seal is sealed.
A faint energy flowed out.
The application is officially valid.
Lin Beichen took the application form, looked back at Wang Zhong, and said happily: "Did you see it? Point, this young master has so many advantages, you can't turn a blind eye."
Wang Zhong: (?д?╬)?
"Yes, master."
He was obsequious and respectful.
"I learned too, master."
Qianqian said excitedly.
"What's the matter with you."
Lin Beichen raised his hand and pinched Qianqian's frighteningly slippery, tender face, and pinched the beautiful girl's mouth into a goldfish mouth.
"Wooooooh."
Qianqian coquettishly dissatisfied.
"You're done, let's go."
Lin Beichen turned around and walked out of the hall.
Qian Sansheng breathed a sigh of relief, covered his cheeks, and felt ruthless in his heart. After a while, he mobilized his strength and decided to arrest this lunatic and ruthlessly cook him up.
And the old dog and housekeeper next to him...
And those two maids...
I will let you know what cruelty is.
Just as he was thinking, Lin Beichen stopped suddenly.
"You, come here."
Master Lin waved at Qian Sansheng.
Qian Sansheng was startled, his soul flew into the sky.
Could it be that this lunatic wants to kill someone?
"My lord, what are you... going to do?"
He said in horror.
"Come here, or I will kill you."
Lin Beichen said impatiently.
Qian Sansheng was terrified, but he didn't dare to resist, and moved to Lin Beichen's body little by little.
Lin Beichen directly reached out, grabbed Qian Sansheng's chest, and squeezed it hard.
Grassing milk dragon claw hand!
"Ah..."
The protagonist Qian Sansheng's chest was in severe pain as if it had been torn apart.
He screamed in pain and humiliation.
Lin Beichen then withdrew his hand, took out a handkerchief, wiped his hands, threw it away, and said, "Don't you like breast grabbing very much? Let you taste the taste of breast grabbing, dog..."
This arrest was to avenge the girl who sang the ditty in Zhaixinglou.
"Ahahahaha..."
"It doesn't feel good."
Only then did Lin Beichen complacently say: "Let's go."
Several people left the Yamen swaggeringly.
Qian Sansheng shed tears of humiliation.
He felt defiled.
This grab was more than a dozen slaps before, and it made him feel ashamed and angry.
For a long time.
All the people in the approval hall dared to speak out.
"Crazy, that guy is absolutely crazy..."
"Dare to attack the imperial officials, he is dead."
"Come here, come here, call me quickly."
"Master Qian, Mr. Qian, are you okay, go and call the doctor..."
"This time, thanks to Mr. Qian, he stepped forward to turn the tide, fought with the thief, and wisely intervened to cheat him away. We are all safe and sound, thanks to Mr. Qian, we must give Lord Qian please give me credit..."
In the chaotic and noisy atmosphere, Qian Sansheng felt a little more comfortable.
There was a sinister gleam in his eyes.
"That damned lunatic is called Lin Beichen, right? I remember him, I swear, he will never survive tonight, I want him to die ugly..."
He gritted his teeth authentically.
"Qian Ying is mainly because he knows that you have been wronged, and he must be furious. That person surnamed Lin is dead..."
"Yes, Mr. Qian, this time we can all testify for you."
…
…
Sitting in the carriage, Lin Beichen felt refreshed.
"See, young master, was I handsome just now?"
While enjoying Qianqian's massage, he said happily.
"The young master is the most handsome."
There are little pink stars in Qianqian's eyes.
"Hey, don't worship me too much, after all, there is only one handsome man like me..."
Lin Beichen grabbed Qianqian's little hand and touched it gently.
Qianqian's face was blushing, and her mouth let out a low, humming sound that made people's blood spurt.
Master is almost perfect.
But there is a shortcoming.
Always tease people, but don't eat them.
It's really annoying.
Qianqian and Qianqian are not like Yue Hongxiang, Mi Ruyan, and Ye Weiyang who don't understand anything about men and women. Although they are still virgins, they were trained by their mother Sang in the flower building All kinds of skills have also instilled too much knowledge about the love between men and women, and they have long been familiar with it psychologically.
The two little maids are all charming, beautiful and delicious little beauties.
And they all still have the posture of letting you pick and choose.
But the young master refused to eat it.
Alas.
It's sad.
Qianqian glanced at Qianqian.
Both are a little anxious.
Lin Beichen didn't think so much.
While enjoying the massage, he chatted on WeChat on his mobile phone.
The dog goddess [Jianxue Wuming], who has been out of contact for a long time, is finally online again.
"Ah, the moment I finally refined [Chonglou] Divine Fruit, I feel like I'm going to float away, little brother, how are you recently?"
Jianxue Wuming sent a message.
"I @#￥%..."
Lin Beichen wanted to swear.
But he held back.
"Not dead yet."
He replied: "Are you disappointed?"
"No way, I have a pure and kind heart attached to you, little brother." Jianxue Wuming replied shamelessly, saying: "It's just that I recently refined the [Chonglou] fruit. , so I have been retreating."
"Your Majesty the Lord of the Sword is so kind to you?"
Lin Beichen was very surprised and said: "I actually gave you a [Chonglou] divine fruit?"
"Oh oh oh oh...yes, he is now the lord of the sword, the great god's favorite minister, with tens of thousands of generals, and I'm the only one who dotes on me, oh oh oh oh..."
Jianxue Wuming is very stinky and authentic.
Lin Beichen couldn't help but venomously said: "You don't sell your body, do you?"
In the temple of the Lord of Swords, there are all priestesses, and all the priests are male, and the Lord of Swords is also a woman, so that Lin Beichen suspected very early on that this Lord of Swords God, it can't be a lesbian.
Now he was even more suspicious.
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