Heretic Apothecary Genius Chapter 2: Are you stupid?
"You didn’t really get your head broken by Goofy’s bench, and even people were stupid. What are you looking at me in a fascination?" At this moment, the person who rushed in suddenly opened his mouth and said. The mouth is the heavy man's voice.
Just for a moment, Ren Jie also discovered that the person in front of him had become a fat man who was less than one meter and seven meters wide, and was close to one meter close to the circle.
Ren Jie shook his head vigorously, rubbed his eyes again, and stared at the person in front of him.
I was dazzled just now? It's still the illusion after watching the original human reproduction art film, but no matter how illusion it is, it is impossible to think of such a round fat man as the kind of beautiful, graceful and naked beauty.
"Boss, you...Don't scare me, let me show you how your injury works, do you remember who I am?" The fat man was uncomfortably uncomfortable by Ren Jie's eyes. I felt like I was about to turn around and run away, but in the end I still mustered the courage to walk forward.
At this moment, a dozen people rushed in again, all with complimentary smiles on their faces, and they were relieved to see Ren Jie wake up.
Remember who you are? At this moment, Ren Jie was actually quickly digesting the original information in his mind, the original information he had when he opened his eyes for the first time. But at that time, it was as if thousands of people had to pass through a crowded doorway where only one person could pass. A little more would cause headaches. But at this moment, it is completely different. Although the information is huge, Ren Jie feels like opening the gate and releasing water, and all the information quickly enters his mind.
Ren Jie immediately thought that the biggest change before and after this was that during the nearly quarter of an hour in the video, he felt some of the artistic conception of the five saints when they discussed the Tao. Is it related to this?
These temporary Ren Jie just flashed in his mind, and then he started to pay attention to other information. The fat man who was asking himself if he knew him was originally called ‘Gao Ren.’ They were talking about Gao Ren, not the expert they thought.
This fat man met Ren Jie at the casino a year ago before entering the Jade Emperor Academy, because Ren Jie won a large sum of money, and several times later, Gao Ren helped Ren with outstanding strategies, eating, drinking and having fun. He is also proficient in everything. According to Gao Ren, his ancestors used to be wealthy, but later the family fell into the middle of the family, and in the end he was left alone in the market.
Ren Jie was just about to be sent to the Jade Emperor Academy, and Gao Ren was brought in. The Jade Emperor Academy was known as the highest and most luxurious academy in the Ming Jade Dynasty. He also had another name called Wanlong Academy. Because from the princes, grandchildren, and heirs of major families, to the superintendents of various places, members of the rich family sent their children in. It is really not easy for ordinary people to come in. The cost of terror alone is not affordable for ordinary people, but it is not difficult for Ren Jie to bring in individuals.
"This...how much do you add this to?" At this moment, Ren Jie, who was stupefied, said nothing. The white and fat Gao Ren walked up to Ren Jie with his left and right hands raised. An index finger asked carefully.
Damn, I'm really beaten as an idiot.
咦! No, if you really say it, the original Ren Jie is not as simple as being beaten as an idiot, but has already been beaten to death and killed. At this time, Ren Jie’s previous situation immediately appeared in Ren Jie’s mind. Fang Qi, one of the three major beauties in the college that this idiot had been chasing, came to him and said that she actually liked Ren Jie, but she was flew high. Has been entangled, so she thought of a way to let the protagonist go to Gao Fei and say that she is already his person.
is really a **** second force, the look of the goofy at the time, and the words that he shouted, it was obvious that Fang Qi had said something in front of him before, and the guy used to sit more than a stone The hard iron wooden bench slapped his head a few times, and was later rescued, but he also died.
"Three." These messages flashed in his mind for a moment, and he saw Gao Ren's two white and chubby fingers, as well as the appearance of being beaten as an idiot, Ren Jie answered casually.
"It's over, it's over, Jie Shao was really beaten up."
"This time it's bad, what should I do!"
"Something big happened, and the owner of the house was beaten stupid, this...what can I do!"
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The group of attendants around looked at them, and their faces were uglier than the others.
"Three, you are optimistic, I said that one plus one is equal to how many?" Gao Ren was also shocked, and said he wouldn't be really stupid, right.
"Four, five, six, seven, eight, zero or one will do, even if it equals ten million, it’s okay." Looking at Gao Ren, who is very close at this moment, Ren Jie answered casually. If modern people know it, this thing is just like a brain teaser. If you answer this way, it's a joke, at least not doing a math problem. Ren Jie just felt that Gao Ren was really white and weird. His eyes were absolutely right, and his face was somewhat similar. The more he looked at Ren Jie, the more he felt that he had not seen it wrong, and that it was not what he saw with his eyes. It was detected by the consciousness at the moment when the consciousness was recovered in the sea of consciousness.
It's just that no matter how you look at it at this moment, you can't see the problem, and this fat and fat Gao Ren still raised his finger and asked him how much one plus one is equal to, so Ren Jie said jokingly.
"It's miserable, it's really stupid. This is not a good thing. Although Ren Jiewan is a little bit old, he is finally familiar. If he is stupid, wouldn't he have to wander on the street again..." Gao Ren thought in his heart. Busily stepped forward: "Let me check and see if I can find a way to dispense some medicine for you..."
Ren Jie knew that, except for a big bag on his head, there was nothing else to do. As for the original Ren Jie, he was already dead. And from memory, I know that Gao Ren is still a pharmacist, and other skills are also quite mysterious. Ren Jie is really afraid of being discovered by him.
"It's okay, I just made a joke with you, a drop of water plus a drop of water is not equal to a drop of water." Although the memory has been accepted all, but after all, I have scruples in my heart, especially after seeing such a magical scene before. Gao Ren himself couldn't see any other problems before his eyes, Ren Jie felt that he should be careful not to let him check.
"Hmm..." Gao Ren was there all of a sudden, joking, a drop of water plus a drop of water, indeed a drop of water.
The people around are also stunned. If they are thinking about Ren Jie, this is a common word in modern times. In fact, if you have not heard it for the first time, you will always feel that something contains something. Like the Zen language in the Buddhist scriptures.
"Then why do you say it is equal to three?"
"A man and a woman are equal to three." Ren Jie said casually, not wanting to be surrounded by so many people, and waved his hand: "Okay, let's all go out."
"How can one man and one woman equal three?"
"Idiot, this thing is going to be made."
"Oh, you really deserve to be Young Master Jie, amazing."
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Those people still didn't understand, but one of them thought of it first, and everyone else's eyes were shining. Now they really believed that Jie was fine, because they had understood Ren Jie's remarks as some kind of pornographic joke, so it seemed so abnormal when they laughed.
Gao Ren froze for a moment, then shrugged his shoulders, saying that this guy really shouldn't be dead, and he just woke up to say this not long after he was beaten up like this.
" I said it a long time ago, that Fang Qi is not easy to provoke you, this time the thing is definitely the ghost of that woman, this time we absolutely can’t do that with them, wait for me to make a super laxative , Huh!" Everyone else went out. Gao Ren saw that Ren Jie was okay. Because Ren Jie said that one man and one woman equals three in his opinion, he started to change the subject immediately.
"Well, that woman is indeed not a good bird, the snake-hearted description of her is the most appropriate." Thinking of the memory before, Ren Jie nodded in agreement.
"You are so right, snake hearted...ah..." Gao Ren nodded at the first hearing, but the next moment he looked at Ren Jie in horror than when he found out that Ren Jie might be an idiot. Can't believe it.
My God, is this still that nympho?
Before he said that Fang Qi had a bad thing, he would quarrel with himself for a long time. If he changed to someone else, he would be able to fight directly with others for a long time.
This guy has been entangled and gave up for nearly a year. In the middle, because Fang Qi didn't make a lot of jokes, what happened today?
"What are you doing so close, you are not a beautiful woman, I am not interested in fat people or men. If you want to get close to me, you have to become a woman first..." The two are close to each other, Gao Ren does not I dare to believe that I was shocked and couldn't help but want to see clearly at a close distance, and I also wanted to know that I was right, and the result was very close. Ren Jie couldn’t help but think of the scene that I saw just now~ IndoMTL.com~ Although it is difficult to associate this fat man who is nearly one meter across with the beauty that I just saw, Ren Jie still bears it. Can't help but jokingly said.
"Ah...what a girl, you want a girl...you want to be crazy..." Gao Ren was taken aback, took two steps backwards, and glared at Ren Jie.
Damn, Ren Jie looks at Gao Ren's eyes, why doesn't it feel like a man should behave?
Unknowingly, the atmosphere is a little bit...
"To the Patriarch, today is the day of the family elders' discussion. Seeing that the Patriarch has not returned to the special villain, please go back immediately." At this moment, a guard's loud voice suddenly came from outside the door. Alleviated the current particularly embarrassing atmosphere.
Patriarch, family elders discuss matters...
I didn't expect this guy to be... the head of the Ren family, one of the five great families of the Mingyu Dynasty. No, I should say now that he is himself! !
"Okay..." Ren Jie also feels a little embarrassed here. After all, looking at a man or a fat man like a ball, he always thinks of naked beautiful women, but no matter how you look at it, you can’t see Gao Ren’s meat. It was fake, so Ren Jie also happily agreed to get out of bed and leave.
Gao Ren also felt a little awkward looking at Ren Jie who was leaving. He always felt that Ren Jie today is a little different from usual.
can actually say that Fang Qi is a snake-hearted, and can also say that one plus one equals one. Is it because the head was resuscitated after being beaten by Gao Fei, or was it gibberish after being stimulated?
The fat and white Gao Ren's eyes turned quickly, and his heart said that maybe he just thought too much. At least, it is absolutely impossible for him to know...