Heroine’s Road to Becoming Scum: 747. Seventy-ninth bowl of soup (8)
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Qing Huan's face was full of cows. She knew that she would not step on her claws. She was purely for fun. How could she know that Emperor Yuanshou's heart was so small.
She let out a meow and thought that Emperor Yuanshou would be okay, but he didn't expect that he would continue to hold her small claws dipped in ink to seal the seal. Don't you dare to be more foolish? This, what a formality!
The last pile of high memorials was covered with Qinghuan's small paw prints of plum blossoms. She was so tired that the little white cat had completely turned into a flower cat. Emperor Yuanshou lifted her up, held her in his arms, and drove back to the palace.
It was steaming hot, Qing Huan had the honor to take a bath with Emperor Panlong today.
Most cats are naturally afraid of water, and Qinghuan is no exception. Her four claws tightly hooked Emperor Yuanshou's clothes and refused to go down, and her nervous appearance was especially funny. Emperor Yuanshou opened her claws, and seeing that she was really scared, he ordered someone to bring a small wooden basin in, and then put Qing Huan in it.
A little cat is lying in a wooden basin, and is also very well-behaved.
It was always the palace servants who served Emperor Yuanshou to bathe and groom, and it was the first time to serve Emperor Yuanshou to others. Several times he couldn't control his strength and pulled Qing Huan's hair in pain. She whimpered twice, obediently lying in the basin and didn't dare to move. Just kidding, it's no joke if it's knocked over. She didn't want to drink Emperor Yuanshou's bath water at all!
The maids serving around are also dumbfounded. What is the emperor doing to have such a good time with a cat?
Emperor Yuanshou doesn't care what the maids are thinking, he is very interested in cats now, so he is willing to spoil her and play with her. The fur on the kitten is very smooth, and it will become even worse after encountering water. It is floating in the water like satin, and its delicate appearance makes people want to caress carefully.
The ink quickly drifted away, and Emperor Yuanshou rubbed the pancreas on Qing Huan again. The kitten was washed clean and fragrant and wrapped in a clean towel.
When he finished washing himself, the maid presented Qing Huan who had made the cat roll. Emperor Yuanshou smiled and looked at the cat wrapped in a towel with a pair of different-colored eyes looking around, took it into his arms, and nodded her head: "This time I washed it clean, if you don't take care of yourself again, I'll throw you into the ink."
The threat made Qing Huan tremble. This person is really bad.
She hurriedly meowed twice and licked Emperor Yuanshou's fingers in a pleasing manner. His warm and slender hands hugged her and wiped her hair. If the towel was wet, change another one until Qinghuan's hair was dry. Now, Emperor Yuanshou remembered himself.
The cat litter is obviously useless, and Qing Huan was placed on the dragon bed early in the morning. Just when she was waiting for Emperor Yuanshou to come to bed, Emperor Yuanshou came over and pinched her pink claws: "I have something to do, I will come back later, go to sleep first, understand?"
Something wrong? What's up? Qing Huan didn't react for a while, and subconsciously grunted, Emperor Yuanshou thought she had agreed, nodded her nose, turned around and went out, not forgetting to leave a palace maid here to look after her.
Qing Huan lay on the pillow, tilted her head and thought for a while, before the palace maid was not paying attention, she jumped out of bed secretly, and ran in the direction Yuanshou Emperor left.
After she came to the side hall, and heard the soft voice of the woman in it, she suddenly realized that after a long time, she was in the Linxing Palace! Qing Huan's bad taste suddenly came up. She was small, and it was night when the meat pad stepped on the blanket, so she slipped in against the wall, and the **** who was watching the night didn't even notice it.
The closer you get to the side hall, the clearer the woman's coquettish groaning, the whispering and coquettish cry, the voice of the emperor pardoning his concubine, is really charming to the core, even a woman can't bear it. Live to shake. I don't know if Yuanshou Emperor will be entangled by such a stunner.
She stepped on the cat's footsteps and approached. On the big bed, Dianluandoufeng didn't need to be mentioned. Qing Huan glanced at it before turning her head away - see no evil.
Emperor Yuanshou hadn't vented yet, and he seemed to see a white shadow out of the corner of his eyes. He couldn't believe his eyes--did he see it wrong? That little guy Yuanyuan actually came here?
He doesn't care about desires, and he's not used to being peeped by a cat when he is in the palace concubine. It was how a stunning beauty like Concubine Li could tame Cheng Huan, and Emperor Yuanshou lost interest. After hesitating about the incident, he ordered someone to come in to serve him. After he went back to the bedroom to take a bath, he went to bed to find out that the kitten had come back at some point, lying there and sleeping soundly. In full swing, I don't know what year it is today.
Remembering the sexuality that was interrupted just now, Emperor Yuanshou was angry and funny. This cat only followed him for a day, and it was really interesting to let him taste these emotions.
Seeing that Qing Huan was sleeping soundly, Emperor Yuanshou felt very unbalanced, so he stretched out his fingers and pinched her tender little paws, rubbed her claws back and forth with his fingertips, and rubbed them from time to time. Slender tail. Qing Huan was disturbed by him and wanted to lose his temper. He was an emperor, and he had to live with his own breath. He opened his watery pupils and licked the Emperor Yuanshou's finger. A few back and forth.
Obviously this dog-leg appearance pleased him, so Emperor Yuanshou let go of Qing Huan, but in the end he beat her head: "I'll spare you this time, next time I will dare to mess around. Run, I won't break your legs!"
Qing Huan meows and goes to sleep.
In this way, very soon, Qing Huan spent a month with Emperor Yuanshou. In the past month, she never disturbed Emperor Yuanshou's concubine Linxing. Every day, she ate and slept enough, slept enough to play, and played cute tricks for twelve hours every day, vowing to make Emperor Yuanshou the No. 1 in the dragon. cat slave.
Fortunately, I have gained a lot. Although Emperor Yuanshou has not been so exaggerated to her as a cat slave, it is not far away. Now he has no cleanliness addiction to her at all, and he is willing to eat with her on a plate and a pair of chopsticks. !
Emperor Yuanshou was born cold and frail. To treat such a person, it was just that a simple woman could not enter his heart. On the contrary, the identity of a cat brought great convenience to Qing Huan. She could go in and out of the palace at will, and Emperor Yuanshou also wrote her a gold medal, with her current name Yuanyuan written on it, and a small golden bell hung on the small plaque.
It's really worth it.
Because she is a cat, she will never betray, and she will never talk too much, so many times Emperor Yuanshou will unconsciously say something in front of Qing Huan with some troubles - of course, in fact, she doesn't want to hear it at all.
She was so angry that she scratched a fingernail again, her stomach was full of anger, and she felt uncomfortable when she looked at Concubine Yuan's squeamishness. Are you alone! Why do you monopolize Your Majesty!
If Qing Huan knew what Concubine Li was thinking, she would have rolled her eyes. Why is His Majesty not mine alone? If you were me, would you tell the difference? Hmph, she can't eat enough of this cake alone, so she's sharing it with others? She is not stupid!
Concubine Li left angrily, and Emperor Yuanshou touched Qinghuan's head and asked, "Are you happy now?"
It turns out he knew. Qing Huan coquettishly hugged Emperor Yuanshou's arm and said, "Your Majesty is so kind, I know that His Majesty treats me the best!"
She has never asked the man who is with her to be like a jade in a certain world, but if the two of them are determined to live a lifetime, she will never allow him to touch her while staying with her other woman. Of course, she didn't force it, and if she couldn't do it, she wouldn't go overboard. In some worlds, the man she chooses to spend her life with, she can't control it before she meets her, and she doesn't care, but after being with her, this is absolutely impossible.
The same goes for her.
Fortunately, Emperor Yuanshou was no better than the other emperors she had met. He was quite happy. With her in his heart, he would no longer touch other women. Qing Huan was very satisfied with this. She was about to kiss Emperor Yuanshou and praise him again. Suddenly, she felt nauseated and couldn't help pushing Emperor Yuanshou away, not wanting to stain his dragon robe. But he may be used to being pushed by her. As soon as she shows the intention of rejecting him, he will reflexively hold her tight. So - all spit on his dragon robe.
Emperor Panlong, who is obsessed with cleanliness, had a dark face, but he didn't hide and let her vomit.
After vomiting, Qing Huan felt a little more comfortable, and was about to apologize, but who knew that her stomach was tumbling again.
It is estimated that this dragon robe can no longer be worn. In the future, Emperor Yuanshou will never want to see it again as long as he remembers that this dress was vomited by Qing Huan.
But at the moment, the most important thing is why she vomited. Eunuch Fu's eyes were bright, he had already ordered someone to pass on the imperial doctor, and when he saw Emperor Yuanshou's panic and worry, he asked tentatively: "Your Majesty, the maiden can't eat for the past few days, I thought it was a bitter summer, but even She doesn't even eat her favorite fresh seafood, the servants have observed it carefully, Niangniang has been very lethargic these days, and now she vomited again, could it be... pregnant with a dragon seed?"
Emperor Yuanshou never thought about this, although he really wanted a child with a silly cat, but a silly cat... She is a cat, a goblin, is the child born a cat or a human or not Half cat, half human? On the one hand, he wants to have a child, but on the other hand, he is worried about this and that. Originally, he thought about letting nature take its course, so he didn't have contraception, but who knows that he actually has it.