Heroine’s Road to Becoming Scum: 843 The eighty-eighth bowl of soup (2)
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Emperor Yuanshou suddenly felt teasing: "What's gone?"
She was in a hurry and hugged him tearfully, repeating no, no, no. "The tail... the tail... no... no... 嘤夘嘤..."
Every cry is so cute. Emperor Yuanshou felt that he was going to be broken. Although he felt distressed when he saw her crying, he was more eager and wanted to make her more sad... So He quietly reached out and pinched the soft flesh around her waist. Sure enough, the little kitten was so saddened by this pinch that she burst into tears.
It's the kind of crying that doesn't care about beauty at all.
It's not that Emperor Yuanshou has never seen a woman cry. The concubines in his harem were all beautiful when they laughed and cursed. Even when they were crying, they tried to make a perfect impression on him, and would never tolerate the slightest flaw. Of course, this has something to do with his serious cleanliness, especially Concubine Li. According to the report of the dark guard, even if she cried, she would practice in front of the mirror for half an hour. Which angle is the most beautiful, how can the curvature of the teardrop be perfectly combined with the chin... all are exquisite.
This stupid cat is not. He cried with snot and tears, and wiped it all over his shirt, clearly not taking him as an emperor. It's okay to cry, but still screaming, rubbing his eyes while crying, really has no image. Blinding that delicate and beautiful little face in vain is really a shame.
Beauty weeps like a dead parent.
In the end, Emperor Yuanshou gave in. He took Qing Huan into his arms and coaxed him warmly: "It's all my fault, don't cry, okay? Good cat, good cat, I am tonight. There is no limit to how much you can eat, you can eat what you want, and you can eat as much as you want, okay?”
The tears stopped immediately as if there were a valve. Emperor Yuanshou didn't know whether to laugh or cry, this stupid cat would eat it. There used to be a pond of precious koi in the yard of his sleeping hall, which was a tribute from a small overseas country. When this silly cat was a cat, he squatted there every day to watch. He was always greedy. into the belly of this silly cat.
I usually see fresh river seafood such as fish and shrimp, and I am more excited than seeing him as the owner.
"Then, then eat shrimp cakes."
Look, smack your nose on your face, you have started to make conditions at such a time, isn't it just because of his favor that you are not afraid? Thinking so in my heart, I still called out. "Prosperity."
The rich father-in-law who was guarding outside the hall quickly ran in: "The servant is here."
"Let the imperial kitchen make shrimp cakes again, hurry up."
"...Yes." Eunuch Fu didn't dare to look at the little beauty sitting in Emperor Yuanshou's arms, but felt strange that he had been guarding outside, following His Majesty for twelve hours a day. Is there such a little beauty in the palace? And His Majesty's attitude is also very intriguing. Even when Concubine Li was the most favored, she never had the treatment of sitting in His Majesty's arms for a late-night snack.
The shrimp cakes came up soon, and Qing Huan immediately forgot about the tail when she got the shrimp cakes. Fortunately, she did not ignore Emperor Yuanshou, otherwise he would definitely make it worse and not give her to eat.
She ate a late-night snack with her hands and mouth full of oil stars. Just after taking a bath, Emperor Yuanshou, who was seriously obsessed with cleanliness, threw her into the bath again. This time, instead of bathing her in person, he called the palace maid in to serve her.
The scene was too sweet, one was too tempting, and the other was that the cat was too irritating. Every time I took a bath, it was like fighting a war. I don't know if all cats are like this.
Before calling the palace maid in, Emperor Yuanshou groped Qing Huan carefully, especially his hair and buttocks. He made sure that the hair was black and that there was no trace of the tail on the little buttocks, and he was relieved. . If it suddenly changes back to its original shape in the water later, it is necessary to kill a few palace maids. Although that lowly life is worthless, Emperor Yuanshou is not an emperor who takes his life lightly.
The maids who were serving also didn't know where such a beauty came from. They looked at His Majesty with a loving attitude, and they were naturally gentle in every way. Qing Huan also obediently asked them to take a bath. After washing, this time Emperor Yuanshou could finally find her clothes in a fair and open manner. Before, he was really afraid of revealing her cat demon identity, and she was wearing the clothes of Emperor Yuanshou.
This long hair, a slender waist, and a palace suit are really beautiful and unpopular. Emperor Yuanshou looked at Qinghuan's black eyes lit up after taking a bath. The cat was really beautiful, even if Concubine Li was pale in comparison to her, he waved at Qinghuan, the aura of the palace beauty Immediately, the child turned into a silly cat again, jumping into his arms, with a face full of dependence.
Wave the palace maids down and tap the tip of her pretty nose: "Promise me, you won't be allowed to meow except in front of me in the future, remember?"
Qing Huan tilted his head to look at him, Emperor Yuanshou almost lost his mind again by Meng, but he restrained: "You must be obedient, or I will not want you."
Although he complained in his heart that he was an old monster who didn't know how long he had lived, on the face Qinghuan still acted like a frightened child. She grabbed Emperor Yuanshou's hand and said dryly and eagerly, "Good... I'm good."
Emperor Yuanshou slowly bowed his head, kissed her cheek, his deep eyes stayed on the pink lips for a long time, after all, there was no trouble: "Okay, take off your clothes and go to bed."
Wen Yan Qinghuan immediately tightened the placket, looking like she would rather die: "No! It's beautiful!"
Emperor Yuanshou couldn't help laughing and laughing, but the silly cat actually knew about Amy. "Wait until tomorrow to wear it, and tomorrow I will order someone to make you a better-looking one."
Although Qing Huan still didn't want to take it off, Emperor Yuanshou still listened to what he said. He couldn't help but sneer, it was really Xiao He who showed his sharp horns and nothing to see.
On the surface, Qing Huan didn't know what Emperor Yuanshou was laughing at, but she knew very well in her heart that she wanted to punch him, okay? Thinking about this kind of thing in front of a pure cat, is he wretched? Do you want face? Or is it not the eternal emperor?
The night goes by as usual.
The two have slept together for so long, and they are still **** and polite. Emperor Yuanshou has that kind of meaning for Qing Huan, but he will not touch him until Qing Huan is sensible. You still have to be a gentleman on the surface. You can see that he is upright and upright, saying that he wants to give the cat a chance to adapt, but if Qinghuan dares to like another man, look at him if he doesn't cut down that person's whole family!
So, he is still very possessive. If Qing Huan refuses to follow him one day, he would rather kill Qing Huan than take advantage of others.
Holding the sobbing kitten lying in his arms, Emperor Yuanshou was helpless: "If it's not good for you, who should be good for you?"
He was planted in the hands of this stupid cat.
Qing Huan sniffed her nose and raised her head: "Tomorrow, I will accompany you to eat something light."
Emperor Yuanshou was simply flattered that this snacker could take the initiative to make concessions. He smiled slightly and said, "That's not necessary, you just need to kiss your grandfather."
So Qing Huan slowly leaned over and kissed Emperor Yuanshou's thin lips, but he grabbed him and kissed him fiercely, and he let him say: "In this case, it's okay to let Ye eat spicy food three times a day. Ah."
Qing Huan blushed, bowed to Emperor Yuanshou's arms, and said nothing. She didn't remember until she was in a daze. She originally planned to ask him how he dealt with the rude person at noon... Looking at the appearance of the father and daughter, he would definitely not let it go... …
Qing Huan didn't get an answer to this question before going to bed, but after waking up, it became clear that there was no other reason. Someone in the lobby of the inn was clamoring for them to go down, and even called the arrest kaya!
It is said that the government office that Wu Miaomiao went to personally sued them. When she heard the news, Qing Huan only felt black lines all over her face, this girl is too tough, no wonder she can't get married... Who can stand such a crazy wife? No, maybe the white-clothed young man liked it very much yesterday, but he didn't see others helping Wu Miaomiao so much!
Qing Huan changed into pale yellow and green clothes this morning, which made him look more girlish. Emperor Yuanshou's aesthetics were very advanced. Qing Huan dressed up by him was at least more handsome than usual. A notch higher. Breaking away from the tethered palace dress, Qing Huan's favorite dress is this elegant and unobstructed skirt!
When he realized that these hunters were coming to get them, the rich man's jaw almost dropped. Are these people afraid of eating ambitious leopards? ? ? ? ? Not afraid of death? ? ? ? ? Tired of living? ? ? ? Do you know who is standing in front of them! ! ! ! ! ! !
Emperor Yuanshou instructed them not to speak up. Fang Jing, the governor of Liangzhou, had always been jealous of evil. He had heard of the Wu family's style, so he did not trust Wu Miaomiao, the first shrew in Liangzhou. Their attitude was also very good, saying that it was Master Fang who asked them to ask questions, not guilt.
Emperor Yuanshou didn't go, Mei Xingzhi went with Chen Mian. He quietly ordered a pot of tea and breakfast in the lobby, and then took a bowl and used a spoon to feed Qing Huan rice porridge—yes, Qing Huan was still in the understanding of Emperor Yuanshou until now. An imbecile of life. He takes care of everything, including eating, sleeping, and bathing.
He was very happy.
Looking at what they were eating, Wu Miaomiao was so angry that her nose was crooked. She pointed at Qinghuan's nose: "Don't be arrogant! You must look good later!"
Wu's father and two tall sons also followed, with their arms crossed over their chests, eyeing tigers.
Emperor Yuanshou didn't care about these little shrimps at all, he put all his thoughts on Qing Huan, and when she had almost eaten, he swept away the rest. Not only did he raise his hands in a noble manner, but even the way he was drinking porridge with a bowl was particularly pleasing to the eye. In fact, the reason why she has never been married is that no one dares to marry her, but also because she has never met a beautiful man.