Heroine’s Road to Becoming Scum: 975. Ninety-ninth bowl of soup, Yao Miao (3)


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Under 30% of subscriptions are anti-theft chapters, and more than 30% of normal chapters. Facing the goat milk in the bowl, Qing Huan was a little tangled. She looked at the chopsticks and spoon beside her, hesitated, held the bowl with both hands, buried her small head in it and licked it with her tongue. However, the human tongue is not like a cat's tongue that can roll up goat milk, and it only wets the lips after several licks. She raised her big eyes sadly and looked at Emperor Yuanshou, obviously accusing him.

Emperor Yuanshou is about to laugh so hard that he can't take care of himself, whether he is a person or a monster, he is so cute and stupid that he will not harm anyone. He picked up Qing Huan as usual, sat on his lap, took the goat milk, and fed her with a spoon.

She was almost fed, but Qing Huan suddenly bit the spoon and refused to let go. She stared at her big eyes and looked at her. She looked really cute. Emperor Yuanshou reached out and touched her ear, and she shivered subconsciously. , let out a delicate meow~

"Naughty, now you look like this, you can't be disobedient anymore." Emperor Yuanshou said earnestly. Thinking about it carefully, Yuanyuan is still well behaved, and doesn't like to run around on weekdays. But thinking about it carefully, this is not a problem, but because of these small shortcomings, it is particularly painful.

Qing Huan coquettishly hugged Emperor Yuanshou's arm, meowing non-stop. No matter how good this meowing sounds, she is a delicate and tender little girl, what kind of manner is it that a cat meows with one mouth? Emperor Yuanshou frowned slightly, and it seemed that he had to take some time to teach her how to speak.

Qing Huan didn't know what Emperor Yuanshou was thinking, but just showed a bright smile.

The process of Emperor Yuanshou teaching Qing Huan to speak was very helpless, because this cat is smart, but he is not attentive enough, and he can never concentrate for half an hour. , lying in bed all day long. Because of her changed person, he has now completely given up the habit of having palace maids serve him. He does everything by himself to bathe and change clothes. No one is allowed to step into the main hall, thinking about waiting for the cat to speak.

Who knew this silly cat...

Seeing that she was empty and wanted to drill under the bed, Emperor Yuanshou quickly grabbed the silly cat's tail and pulled it back, forcing her to sit face-to-face with him and asked, "I gave you the homework this morning, can you? Are you ready?"

What kind of homework is it? It's just some enlightenment things like the Three-Character Classic and the Thousand-Character Text. This cat is smart, but lazy, and can't do anything without forcing it. Sure enough, when Emperor Yuanshou asked such a question, a guilty conscience flashed across the stupid cat's eyes.

Emperor Yuanshou is not angry anymore. If he was really angry, he would have been so angry. So I picked up the silly cat and gave her a bath. If it was a cat, it would be okay to wash it every three days.

After showering, I went back to bed fragrant, but I still had to endorse it. Qing Huan can speak fluently now, even if she is clingy, she is still clingy. Emperor Yuanshou carried her to the bed and took a bath by himself. After turning around the screen, he saw that the silly cat was lying on the bed, with a picture book spread out in front of him, and its fluffy white tail was swaying back and forth.

Emperor Yuanshou softened at the thought of her cat-like appearance. "Cat, don't read it any more, just endorse it."

Ever since Qinghuan became a human, Emperor Yuanshou stopped calling her Yuanyuan, firstly to distinguish her from the cat-like time, and secondly, for fear of being heard. She is a cat, and no third person is allowed to know about her, so Emperor Yuanshou called her cat casually. After getting used to it, it became Qinghuan's name.

Qing Huan likes to read these picture books, they are all about unofficial history, strange things, etc. They are very suitable for her appetite, such as the Three Character Classic, Thousand Characters, etc. When she was still alive, she could memorize it like a fluent at the age of three Okay! But Emperor Yuanshou was so insistent, and she had always maintained a well-behaved image, so she reluctantly closed it and grabbed the Three Character Classic to look.

Seeing that Qing Huan was lying on the bed, nodding words with her fingers, reading one by one, I am afraid that Emperor Yuanshou did not realize how tender his eyes were.

Before going to bed, Qing Huan finally recited it, and Emperor Yuanshou was still satisfied, so he had a late-night snack tonight.

My heart was trembling when Eunuch Fu brought in the late-night snack. The emperor seemed to have fallen in with evil. Not only did he drive out all the maids who served him, he also did not allow anyone to enter the inner hall! Even the personal servant who has been serving him for 20 years will not give it... Eunuch Fu's heart is bleeding.

And Master Yuanyuan doesn't know what's going on. Occasionally, when he is vigil outside, he can hear voices coming from inside. One is naturally the emperor, the other is a delicate girl, and some of them are not articulate enough. Even with cat meowing.

Eunuch Fu couldn't understand it either.

He put the supper away and was about to ask if he needed servants to serve, when Emperor Yuanshou told him to retire. Eunuch Fu clutched Zhongjian's heart and slowly retreated.

Today's supper is soup, and Qing Huan doesn't know how to use chopsticks until now. Emperor Yuanshou also steered her, feeding her meals by hand. Qing Huan opened her mouth obediently, but halfway through eating, she suddenly curled up and trembled slightly.

Emperor Yuanshou was taken aback, thinking that this meal was poisonous, **** it, the **** who tried the dishes should not have been removed! Just as he was about to call Fushou Chuan Imperial Physician, Qing Huan suddenly grabbed one of his fingers and acted coquettishly on and off: "It hurts..." She pointed at her own little butt.

Emperor Yuanshou was taken aback for a moment, why is it... a pain in the butt? Is it to go out?

Before he could think about it, the long fluffy tail disappeared. At the same time, the white hair was slowly turning black, and even the pair of gold and silver eyes , also as black and white as the night sky.

The current cat, no matter how you look at it, is a normal girl. There is no cat-like appearance anymore, but her eyes are coquettish and helpless.

Emperor Yuanshou thought, could it be because there have been too many feedings these days, so...they changed?

This is really beyond the scope of his knowledge, but fortunately, being an emperor has a wide heart, it is much more convenient to become a human being, and in the future, there is no need to be bored in his bedroom and not be able to go anywhere.

It's beautiful.

His cat is so pretty.

Qing Huan is also very surprised by her black hair and missing tail, don't doubt, she really doesn't know why. Is the mana back? She tried to move the cups and plates on the table with her mind—not moving. She quietly blinked again, trying to make Emperor Yuanshou fall off the stool and gnaw at the mud—it was no use.

What's the matter?

What kind of **** system was developed by Moze, how does it work? ! If she could, she really wanted to go back to Mengpozhuang immediately and beat Mo Ze hard. But when she promised to try Moze's broken system, she chose the label that she couldn't go back if she didn't fulfill her wish, and now she wants to buy it.

Qing Huan is now vowing to carry out the task of hugging her thighs to the end.

When I woke up the next morning, the Great Emperor Panlong got up long ago. She was placed in the quilt. He got lazy and rolled around on the bed, very lively.

until a chuckle came. She raised her head alertly and saw that it was Emperor Panlong, so she ran over from the bed with a meow, without taking a long look at the distance from the ground, if Emperor Panlong hadn't caught her quickly, she might have broken bones.

The Great Emperor Panlong held back his smile and tapped her wet pink nose like punishment: "You're going to die, right? You dare to jump so high, and don't look at how little you are?" Not as big as his palm, The courage is not small.

Qing Huan meowed twice in a show of weakness, and licked Emperor Panlong's fingers. He held her with one hand. The fragrant and fresh goat milk was ready on the table outside. The Great Emperor Panlong had never raised a cat. The food and everything were prepared by the rich father-in-law.

Qing Huan is also hungry, but she has more important things to do before she drinks milk.

Looking left and right, there is a sand basin not far from the cat's nest, which is placed outside the hall. After all, the hall is where Emperor Panlong sleeps. She jumped from Emperor Panlong without waiting for him to respond. When I came over, I ran to the sand basin. I was embarrassed to go to the toilet.

Emperor Panlong didn't understand what she wanted to do for a while, and when she saw her posture was ready but she didn't move, then he smiled: "I don't look at you."

Turn around.

After Qing Huan solved her physical problems, she stepped on her soft paws and ran to Emperor Panlong's side. She didn't need to cover the cat litter by herself, she was naturally served by a palace maid. But she had just finished using the toilet, and Emperor Panlong was very torn about whether to hug her or not. Looking at those big eyes with different colors of gold and silver for a long time, he still gave in and carried her into his arms with one hand.

Qing Huan originally thought that this would be enough to eat, but he didn't expect Emperor Panlong to be mad! Someone even brought a warm wet cloth to wipe her ass!

This guy's cleanliness is too much!

Anyway, the innocence of her cat body is gone, which caused Qing Huan to droop her ears for a long time and feel unhappy. After wiping her, Emperor Panlong disappeared and pushed the goat milk in front of her. push. Qing Huan immediately turned anger into appetite and licked it.

After drinking, he played with Emperor Panlong, rolling around on his lap, turning his belly and showing cuteness. There are very few people in this world who can really hate small animals. Except for those perverts who are born with twisted psychology, most people like kittens and puppies very much. Especially this cat is very good-looking and very obedient.

Emperor Panlong couldn't escape the accident. In fact, he was surprised that he actually liked this kitten so much. He originally planned to keep it for a few days, but if he didn't like it, he would throw it to the palace concubine or the Cat and Dog Bureau. "Do I have to give you a name?"


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