Heroine’s Road to Becoming Scum Chapter 829: The eighty-sixth bowl of soup (twelve)

The eighty-sixth bowl of soup (twelve)

Three major events have occurred recently, which made the courtiers and people of the whole country stunned and worthy of your collection

The emperor was seriously ill, and the court and the public were shocked.

This is the first one.

In the fifth month when the emperor was ill, the empress dowager, who was in charge of the government, suddenly became seriously ill. The regent, who never asked about political affairs, replaced the emperor and the empress dowager as the principal.

This is the second item.

What?

You ask for the third item?

The third one is mystical... I'm afraid you'll break your jaw if you say it.

More than a month after the regent was in charge, the emperor's illness suddenly healed for no reason, and he didn't know where he took out a fat little baby to show them when he went to court, saying that it was his legacy Beads!

Regardless of whether this idiom is used properly or not, where did the emperor who had never even had a draft in the harem get such a "relict from the sea"?

But then again, in all fairness,

This little doll does look very much like His Majesty, and there are some shadows of the regent between his eyebrows and eyes. This is normal. After all, they are both members of the royal family. They have the same blood, and it is not surprising that the child looks like a child. Slightly.

Anyway, look at what Your Majesty means, this little baby will be the crown prince in the future, and his old man doesn't seem to have the intention of drafting to enrich the harem. The matter was a foregone conclusion, everyone quickly forgot about the empress dowager who could not afford to be sick, and the focus was on the emperor. After countless times of ministers begging His Majesty to choose a concubine, the Regent, who has never intervened in the government, spoke up.

He moved his lips and asked, "Are you the emperor or your majesty the emperor?"

Yes, just this sentence, tell them to dare to say no more in the name of loyalty and patriotism. The regent is strong, and His Majesty is even stronger. Who will pity their weak ministers? The little prince horizontal and vertical has been born, so they will take care of this little guy with all their hearts.

Occasionally, they will miss a long, long time ago, His Majesty, who watched them fight back and forth in the main hall, and occasionally said a word and was sprayed back by his colleagues. Now His Majesty... Hehe, you can try to spray him. ?

At this moment, His Majesty, who is more powerful than the Regent, is lying on one side of the Regent's thigh, and on the other thigh of His Highness the Regent, there is a soft, fat and tender baby.

The Prince Regent painstakingly peeled the grapes and sent them into His Majesty's mouth. His Majesty only opened his mouth to eat, and then a large hand reached out and asked her to spit the grape seeds into the palm of her hand. It can be said that it was very rotten. The little baby was spitting out bubbles, and everyone in the hall lowered their heads and dared not say anything - I'm sorry, the palace people wished they were blind, deaf, it would be better if they were stupid!

What the hell, His Majesty went with the Prince Regent and somehow got a baby, how do they know what's going on? When they saw this scene for the first time, they wished they were dead, okay? Every day since then, whether the maids or eunuchs, everyone lives in the fear of being silenced by the regent or his majesty, and now...they are used to it.

But they are still scared to look down. As for what His Majesty and the Regent are saying, of course they don't dare to listen!

I don't want to die!

This head is more dangerous on the neck than the wind blows!

Ah! Your Majesty, he has spoken!

"...I'm going to visit the queen mother later." His Majesty laughed suddenly, as if he was very filial, "After all, she's not dead yet, so I feel uneasy."

Your Majesty...

"Your Majesty has a heart, and the Queen Mother should be grateful for this."

His Royal Highness the Regent... please... don't get used to your majesty, can you? ?

"She can't be thankful. She's eager to use you and me to blackmail me. I think it's funny when she thinks she has a chance to win, but her bottom line has been ripped off. Go and smile again."

……

"It doesn't matter, what kind of reason is this? It is that this king is not the father of the king, and the blood he shed is not the blood of the royal family. What this king has built for you is true, and everything he has done for you is also true." /

"My uncle can really talk, I want to kiss you."

Your Majesty! Minions do not want to hear these palace secrets! Please don't say any more! Mute now, you!

His Royal Highness the Regent! Please don't do this in front of minions! Do you think you can send the slaves back? ? ? ?

Qing Huan squinted at the palace attendants, saw their legs trembling and trembling, and waved lazily: "You guys step back."

If there is a general amnesty, the palace people hurriedly bowed and retired.

When there was no one left, Qing Huan tugged at the little girl's short legs: "Look, I scared them, I can still eat them."

The Prince Regent chuckled, now that he has no grudges,

I was used to her, but now I let her ride on her head and be arrogant and domineering. With his left hand, he scooped up the baby girl who was about to roll away, and with his right hand squeezed Qinghuan's face: "If you eat three meals a day to get mad at her, you will make her sick."

Qing laughed more cheerfully: "When I gave birth, she wanted to kill me, now I'm just repaying her own way, and the medicine she feeds me has decreased. It was just for feeding her. Although she was paralyzed on the bed, she managed to save her life, and she was not worried about food and clothing every day. Where can you find such a good thing?"

The regent didn't think she was ruthless, but agreed with her: "It's cheaper for her."

Qing Huan got up with a smile and poked the baby's soft face: "Little uncle, I'm going right now, you have to take care of the little villain."

"You're the little villain." The regent first corrected her, then nodded, "Go ahead."

She immediately put on her shoes and left happily. After sitting for more than a month, she can walk around with her feet on the ground, which is more comfortable than anything else.

People in the Queen Mother's Palace were very moved when they saw her coming: "Your Majesty has come to see the Queen Mother again. If the Queen Mother can speak, she will be very pleased."

"This is what should be done for the son of man." Qing Huan smiled and sat down beside the queen mother's bed. The beautiful queen mother suddenly seemed to be decades old, Qing Huan smiled at her and held her The hand said: "Empress mother, I have come to visit you. Today I am doing well. I didn't have any troubles in the previous dynasty. The ministers understand my thoughts very well. The regent is very attentive to take care of me and the little prince. , By the way, the little guy is so good, white and fat, it's a pity, your mother is seriously ill, you can't hug him in person, I will ask someone to carry him tomorrow so that the mother can see, too. It's a thought for the mother."

The queen mother can't speak or move, and she has to be so happy every day. Now her eyes are red.

It's all in her plan! The emperor said that she was sick in bed, and on the day of giving birth, she was ready to take her to her mother and keep her son. Who knew that the prince regent suddenly appeared and killed all her people, not to mention she was poisonous and dumb, and fed her so that she could only be Lying in bed! You need someone to take care of you when you eat, drink, and do things. You can't move your whole body except your eyelids. Such a humiliation!

The emperor came every day, seemingly to visit, but in fact to stimulate her!

Sure enough, the surrounding palace servants praised again: "Your Majesty is really bothering, you see, the empress dowager's eyes are all red, the empress dowager, the majesty is so filial to you, it is really touching!"

Fart! Aijia is angry!

Qing Huan finished stimulating the queen mother, then she got up and patted her sleeves: "I still have some political affairs to do. I'll visit my mother tomorrow. The mother must be well, otherwise I'll be worried. You haven't seen the little prince yet. As the emperor, there can be no mistakes."

The queen mother's eyes widened, she kept holding her breath, Qing Huan left in her sight, and when she arrived at the door, she heard a mess inside: "Someone! Come on! The queen mother is vomiting blood!"

"The Imperial Physician! Call the Imperial Physician! Hurry!"

Qing Huanxiao's shoulders kept shrugging, and before he got to his bedroom, he saw the Regent standing in the corridor outside the bedroom, looking up at the sunset. He is dressed in a green robe and has a detached temperament, and Qing Huan likes it very much at a glance.

I don't care if anyone is nearby, I jumped up and covered his eyes from behind: "Guess who I am?"

A deep laugh came from the Regent's chest: "Little rascal."

Qing Huan giggled, bit his ear, and rubbed his hand again, "Uncle is cold, but has been waiting for me outside for a long time?"

"Just came out." In fact, as soon as she left, he was very concerned about it. The little baby on the left and right fell asleep, so he came out and waited.

Now, I can't live without her for a minute.

Qing Huan asked him to carry it on his back, "The queen mother vomited blood when I left."

Sooner or later I'll be **** off. The regent has no doubts about the little villain's ability to irritate people. He smiled and said, "It's too cheap for her to die like this. She has to live a few more years before she can live like this." If you can't get what you want, you can't fight for what you want, which is the punishment for the queen mother.

"Do you still blame my uncle for stabbing you in the past?"

The regent stopped abruptly, they hadn't talked about it for a long time. He put Qinghuan down from his back and held her soft little hand instead, "That you, I don't love you anymore, I love you now."

"Huh?"

"For me, you are the one I love now, and I don't want to talk about the past." The Prince Regent smiled slightly, he was sure that he didn't love her anymore, but his later heart was not fake, so He was sure that he was in love with her now, and had nothing to do with her in the past.

What he said was ambiguous, but Qing Huan understood it, so she hugged his arm and laughed slyly: "In that case, should my uncle compensate me? "

"What do you want?" She was always coquettish, and he took advantage of it.

Qing Huan smiled and said nothing.

Until three days later, the regent stared at the piece of paper left on the table in the imperial study, sighed helplessly on his forehead, and ordered the horses to prepare silver taels.

What kind of boredom is it? I'm afraid that he won't accompany him to go out to play, but he will kill him first and then go to the south of the Yangtze River - it will take at least a month to go back and forth like that!

However.

Forget it.

She's happy.